Or get a dehumidifier?
>>220542935ok but what about the aliens?
>>220542935god imagine if this KINO was released today fully new and original, it would have so many sequels and spinoffs and roller coaster tie-ins the whole world would bow to Mist slop.
who is stephan king?
>>220542965They only exist in the mist. Blow the mist away and the aliens go with it.
>>220542975he had to change it after what he did in bosnia
Isn't Pennywise from the same dimension the Mist monsters come from?
kind of similar to your idea as a kid when i first heard about global warning i couldn't understand why they didnt build really big ionic breeze towers, those things that use light to sanitize and clean the air or whatever
>>220542972Stephen King sucks giant dicks at writing endings. In the book version it never ends, the mist takes over the world and they drive on forever, the end.
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>>220543048The ending is fine. Just have a different main character in the part II. Jane can appear as a soul in abject misery and poverty
>>220543183If they used King’s ending we’d have Mist World 6: Skull Mosquito Kingdom. It could go on forever.
>>220542965At the end the military is making the mist go away with leaf blowers. It’s that stupid.
>>220543409They closed the portal so it's just mist cleanup. There are any number of ways to contrive a new portal opening up though.
Just start inhaling it and swallow it. If everyone inhaled at the same time they could suck the Mist into their bellies
>>220543034“It” is King’s most bloated book. I just remember Pennywise is billions of years old and is an alien related to some turtle and an illegal gangbang happened.
>>220543251They should've put more money into the reboot, the first few eps weren't bad. Return a few cast members and whoever made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThAlY3Q2Kw
>>220543037do you understand it now?
>>220542935Is Darabont a Cathchad? Let's look at the themes of the movie: >The lady who runs off into the mist to find her children(Natural Law) is shown safe at the end. >Main character mercy kills his group(Utilitarian/secular thinking, doing a lesser evil to prevent a greater even) and it turns out to be a mistake. >The crazy Evangelical lady shouting about the book of Revelation just makes the situation worse.
What would happen if for example your basement room had black out curtains and everything was soundproofed and you had a shitter and a fridge and only went out once every 2 weeks and the rest of the time you had headphones 24 7 and just watched animu if you werent playing videogames or sleeping.Would the monsters even think to invade your cave - if they even became aware of your existence at all?I bet one day you would go out and see the webs and shit, wonder why there are soldiers and tanks and shit and maybe you would lie and sue the government so you could get even more gibs.I bet I would win The Mist.
>>220543620Not even close, The Stand, especially the reissued edition is fucking horrific for bloat. The first third is kino but once the pandemic ends, jesus christM O O NSpells bloat
>>220542972We already do. It's called half life.
>>220544157I liked the super long version of The Stand, toot sweet. ‘It’ tries too hard to be deep and sounds like philosophical nonsense.
>>220542935Why would you want such a stupid gimmick to work in a movie when it doesn't work in real life?
>>220543880no, i am content with my blissful ignorance and dreams of giant air cleaning towers
