Should Harry have been BELLATRIX BLACKED?
>>220542969Imagine getting reverse raped by your costar.
>ginny is tainted by her being a fangirl>harry fumbled parvati at the yule ball>cho was grieving over cedric>hermione is perfect but rowling didn't want to do that for whatever reason>fleur also would've been good since he was immune to her veela powers>luna had chemistry in the movies but he just thought she was a weird girl in the books>a random girl we either never or barely saw would've been more realisticbellatrix wouldve been a kino option if my "harry travels back in time and cures her with his dick" fanfictions are any indication
>>220543060apparently he wanted it but she thought he was too young
>>220543185I thought Parvati pooed in the looblet of fire and that's why her vagan was unaviable
>>220543185Sickened but curious
>>220544018>t. her publicist
>>220544212he posted about it publicly
>>220543185I am SICK and TIRED of haremshit.When will fanfiction writers learn the superiority of wholesome slow burn monogamy with handholding? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>220544250>he publicly said he wanted to fuck hersure retard
>>220544276it's really just him and narcissa/bellatrix/lilyrosmerta is a fwb and molly is in a cuckold situation with arthur
>>220544328He did kind of say that.
>>220544328it's true
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>>220543185qrd
>>220544432>harry goes back in time>tutors narcissa and they start banging>lucius gets jealous and tries to attack harry>harry beats them, bellatrix gets horny and wants to fight and fuckit's pretty goodhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/38150557?view_full_work=true
>>220544401>I do love you and I wish I'd just been born 10 years earlier so I might've been in with a chanceSo if he was 10 years younger she would have fucked him? what did Danny mean with this?
>>220545125>if he was born 10 years earlier he would be 10 years younger
>>220545125If it had been ten years earlier, then Radcliffe would have been 11 years old. Helena would have jumped all over his decade old circumcised dick even harder because jews love %20 off everything.
>>220545177Powerful bruh moment..
>>220545214>If it had been ten years earlier, then Radcliffe would have been 11 years old.
>>220545125hold the fuck up
>>220545125He knows that Hollywood predates on young people, yes, he was subtly giving out a redpill to the harry potter fanbase, he's literally /ourguy/
>>220545321>we need a surveillance state so I can identify the people who triggered my schizophrenia by posting an excerpt from a interview during a Harry Potter cast reunion in which a man confesses to having crush on a older costarYou're a ridiculous mess of a person.
>Daniel Jacob Radcliffe (born 23 July 1989)>Helena Bonham Carter (born 26 May 1966)>her met her while filming Order of the Phoenix in 2006>she was 39/40>he was 16/17>he wishes he was born 10 years earlier in 1979>retards think this would make him 10 years younger (6/7) and not 10 years older (26/27)good meme
>>220545125holy fucking shit
>>220545177>Google images, page 1, first result>I can't wait for fucking digital ID so we can see who you evil gay pedos are.how do you think that would work?
>>220545125You what mate?
>>220546665be gentle. he doesnt understand how age works
>>220542969I get it's a jewish cuck thread, but this whole thread is a mess
>>220542969Those Asquith genes run strong.
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>>220542969Didn't HBC steal Daniel virginity?
>>220547230>stealyou can't steal what is given freely
Harry should've been better friends with Neville instead of that soulless ginger freak.