https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEIv2qhYAI
Johan van der Smut, better known as Goldmember
Why did they show the french loli for so long?
Israel was pretty good but will never win because of woke euros
Webm that particular singer please
>Eurovision>Asiawat
At least the pit quality has been decent so far
Execute the Greece entry live on stream with a Scottish claymore.
YOOKAY GONNA WINVOTE RESTORE
>>220544934
>>220544930>Fritz, I said cut to Camera 4. Fritz? Fritz?>*Austrian grunts and groans*
Bulgaria free win so far. Plus huge tits.
>>220544890I'll tune in for Israel, can't say I care about any other country there.Never even heard of half of them, thoughnestly.
>Asiavision
Baby frog a cute!
Where is Spain? I can't wait to see Spain
>>220544959Israel already performed
>>220544959Israel was on about an hour ago buddy
VIVA MOLDOVA
BANGARANGA
It’s inappropriate to be shaking breasts this large on a live family TV show that is airing pre-watershed in the UK
>>220544984they dipped, too based for eurovision
These ones fuckin suck but the blonde is alrright
Baby why don’t we go down to cocomo
Just stay on the blonde ffs
>white european rappingNow THIS is what Eurovision is about
>>220544998What is the watershed time again?
>>220544998in in love
MOLDOVA IS SO BEAUTY
>>220544984I think Spain is on now
>>220545011lmao spain are shit and gay every single year
>>2205450249:30pm
>>220544996>>220544998Quit with this astroturfed bullshit
>>220544996>ctrl+f hips>0 results
>>220544996I'd like to banga her ranga
What country is this?
TUTTI FRUTTIMODLOVA IS ON DUTY
>>220545023>white
>>220544932How naive you are
You don’t win Eurovision by singing about how great your country is
this song goes very hardgreetings from kazakhstani hate women so much its unreal
It's no Numa Numa
>>220544932Are you unaware, Kayden?
Business idea: every song has to be about the entrant's country and nothing else
WINLAND
>>220545036ok Tyrone
Any pics of the cartoon girl?
>Finnish milfsweat.jpg
Grandma it’s late, go to bed perkele
>>220545086asiavision is later this year
>>220545088*GILF
>>220545088
>lame pop ballad with violinhave I traveled 15 years into the past?
>>220545111she can play my violin, if you catch my pitch
What phenotype is she?Will she be wiling to move to UK and marry a fella in his late 20s?Will she be pure?
>>220545112no youre watching eurovision lmao
Finland? I thought Asiavision wasn't for a few months
>>220545029hey sent a horny milf last year, the fuck you talking about Shlomo
>>220545133I do, but where will we find a battery powered hedgetrimmer at this time of night?
>>220545138why does she have a chaos orb tatoo?
>>220545138the fetal alcohol syndrome one
>>220545138slavic thot that likes solarium, balcans has loads
SEXO
>>220544998would
So that's where all my cooking pots went.
OH LAWD DEM POLES
Wow more “soulful” high notes? What a treat! More please! This shit definitely doing get fucking boring!
I didn’t realise Poland had any black people?
>*pop*
Is Israel still in it?
>American style singing from Poland
very american coded
This woman looks like Jool from Farscape
Yeah when I think of Poland I think of R&B from some racially ambiguous girlboss
Finland won. I kneel.
very boingy
At least the UK song was in a traditional national style, this bitch singing like she grew up singing in a Southern US baptist church choir
I don't think you're meant to drink the holy water.
ooof this is bad
>>220545242Could you webm the junior Eurovision winner too?
>>220545256paedophile
nice feet
>we are all about diversity here>another lame pop ballad in englishwow so diverseso polish
Poland hasn’t sent a good act since 2014 with those bitches churning butter with their tits out
>suddenly speaks in Polish after singing like an American R&B popstar
>>220545243Uk reminded me of 90s britpop
>>220545256I got banned for less...
Tin man?
/our girl/
Time for kino
>>220545272Her accent didn’t sound right
It's the Silver Surfer
>>220545299>blackfacebased
Domo arigato mr roboto
>https://x.com/mariannakloss/status/2054993580058427502>https://x.com/mariannakloss/status/2054993580058427502BULGARIA ENJOYERS!!!YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS!
Dude, is that fucking silver face
>>220545315lmao my first thought
>>220545275It's part of the Eurovision broadcast
>>220545263let those puppies out
Tilda Swinton?
>>220545315lmao
>>220545263are they imitating that us ice skating girl now?
>another pop balladWhat’s the fucking point of dressing up differently if you’re just going to sing the same slop as everyone else
I like it a lot but it's not flashy enough for eurovision voters.
why the hell is a dude from lithuania singing in spanish?
>>220545331then just rewind
Robot can stay
>clankerfaceThat’s a yikes from me
>swedistan LITERALLY with a burqa
>I love you humanityI'm worried that he might actually be AI
>>220545366But that's not a webm
The silver sulker
>>220545390then make one
She's vaxxed
Mileena's in eurovision?
>>220545383Anon I don't know what you think a burqa is but it's not a small face cloth
>>220545355He didnt >>220545383And her glorious tits out, also you dont know what a burqa is.
Facemask troon. They keep wearing them to hide the 5 o’clock shadow
>>220545383I'm begging you to understand words when you use them
cause everytime we touch i get this feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling
>>220545396I can't, that's why I'm asking for one
You know something anonsI think this song is about sex
Why does she wear the mask?
>>220544890not euro herewhy is 'israel' in there?
>>220545383>Sees a basic ninja mask like Kitana>IS THIS....LE BURQA?
Genuinely do you think she’s wearing that so you don’t notice her lip syncing?
Aight this slaps
>>220545437Same reason as Australia
>>220545424https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverterbe the change you want to see in the world
>>220545438
>>220545435she's a big girl
tell me about sweden, why does she wear the mask?
>>220545437stop asking questions
>>220545435Ugly
>>220545362jej
>>220545435maybe she is ugly
>>220545435I've looked it up and she just started wearing it randomly at some point and now it's her thing.
>>220545437EuroVision is a TV alliance that is not limited to Europe in any way. You just have to be a member.And once a year EuroVision holds a song contest for its members.
Time for Cyprus. What are the chances she actually lets it slip tonight?
With 5 acts to go I think it’s safe to say this has been a really bad year>no Baby Lasagna>no Kaarija>not even a forced meme song about coffeeJust a really forgettable line up from start to finish
>>220545437Same reason Cyprus is
CERTIFIED BANGER
Alrigh we can extrapolate what she looks like now
The dancers' glasses are schway, w2c
>>220545483there was a meme song upset in the second semi finals where two favorites inexplicably lost
Who's that behind the mask?
Is every female contestant contractually forced to have those disgusting giant fake nails?
>>220545478she can slip on my dick, if you catch my drift
>>220545036Are you blind?
>>220545453For you.>>220545463>>220545470>>220545474Embarrassing.
Cyprus singer was on love island lmao
>>220545453It's incredibly painful
tranny show
Brace yourself for “sexo” spam
>>220545455tika taka ya ya ya
>>220544998As a Bulgarian, I'm proud of those tits.
that's a nice tummy
Boobies
SEXOOO
>>220545498Names of the acts? I’ll check it out
boobs
I want to lick her tummy
her voice is really rough
>[in Cypriot] get me Shakira!>she's not european sir>then get me her non-union Cypriot equivalent!I'm bored btw, she's not hot enough for this.
Germany and Cyprus really sent their budget Shakiras huh?
>>220545435Something about social anxiety
>>220545530Do many of your women have:>as big breasts as her?>as beautiful a face as her?
>>220545548i'm guessing she didn't get this far on the merits of her voice anon
dishonest
>>220545548Voice?
Let's go Cyprus
I have a feeling that she's the sort of woman Piqué would cheat on.
Shiny
Cyprus isn’t even a real country. Rightful Greek clay
This guy looks friendly
>>220545483meme magic was spent when those came in the span of three years
>>220545573sometimes i feel the world has become too safe and boring
>>220545593BASED
My wife has just accused me of “listening to this song wife my eyes”
Da vinki?
>>220545510Did she fuck on camera?
>>220545593Greece? You mean South Macedonia?
Up all night to get lucky (aids)
sovl
>>220544996>>220544998kino
reject ugabangara. accept gay italian men.
This is really good.Italy might take it.
why sing such a song if you cant actually sing
I love when their clothes transform
>>220545668>he says as a man and woman got married in the song
That was really good at least
>>220545672Are you fucking deaf?
Big smooch
>just the man presenter>'oh this might be better'Love ya Graham
not watching, someone let me know when it's time to vote for israel
>>220545625>yfw even the tiniest speaker has a dude inside it
>>220545692i typed that right before the women showed up, lmao. i thought it was about the guys marrying each other.
Why are they stalling for time?
>>220545718Need to set up the stage / pyrotechnics
Fucking lmao, google maps flyover, didn't even hire a drone
>>220545701fucking hell
>>220545711based!
>>220545711Israel was one of the first songs, you're wasting time if you didn't already spend your 10 votes on them.
>>220545718gotta figure out how israel is planning on cheating again
Latvia's song last year was actually good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkvcMe3NiQ0
>>220545566There are plenty of girls that look like her in hs and college.
>>220545701Yeah she fucks
>>220545696If you dont speak a language it's hard to tell if someone is a good singer
So whos winning? Not finland right?
>>220545748>The new Arab Staff
>>220545748It's simple, they just mobilise loads of people to vote for them
I'm pretty sure I bought dodgy MDMA off this guy back in 22
Have you noticed how many of the men have fucking painted nails. It’s gay as shit
In awe at the size of that drummer
This guy can sing at least
>>220545784he'll be back at it in '27
>>220545774Who fucking knows. The only thing that’s certain is that the winner won’t deserve it
Wtf don't violate the bald guy
Too gay for me honestly
With the benefit of hindsight, I apologise for calling the Italian singer gay
>>220545780i do remember them offering cash to people in poorer regions
yayayayaya: the song
>>220545774Croatia, they're already calling it.
OUR GIRL ALERTGET READY
girl from poland is singing like that because she was coached by seth riggs when she was younger
CHOKE ME
>>220545837why does she have drapes connected to her nips
Doing her best Taylor Momsen impression
>>220545844Not a sexual reference by the way
>>220545774Not the UK
>choke meErm
>>220545847Why not?
horny ass gypsy
Okay this is pretty okay
>that nameSave some vowels for the rest of us love
Female singers doing faux-operatic mid song seems like a running theme this year
>>220545862I'm ackshyally she's saying "show me" with an accent.
Kinky
>>220545856yeah, the song means "choke me with your love"
>>220545857They hate us because they ain’t us
I want her to choke me with those thighs.
P good
desu this should win, everything else was just boring pop slop
>>220545911You're a bit behind anon
>>220545901I'm serious.They received flack for referencing sexual choking, so they said the choking part is about societal anxiety and in the song they're singing "show me" with a hard emphasis on SH which makes it sound like CH.
>>220545920It was for the white cloak person
Well anons. Will you choke her?
>choke me daddy I’m a freakHow did she get away with this?
oh hahahahaha, what a kafuffle
Give me some webms of the choke me girl
Oh my daaaaaayyyyyys Austria, they forgot their own song lmao
>>220545936Huah. Huah. Huah. Huah.
>>220545903They ate us cuz they anus?
>>220545887It’s been terrible
someone has the webm of the pussy see through from few years ago?
>We won with fruity last year....but I thing there's room to be fruitier
>>220545927Choking in porn is illegal in the Yookay, so one to affect every nation in the world as the powers behind world governments have decided banning porn is on the agenda
wtf how is he floating
Unironically German is a great lyrical language.
>>220545981
>>220545989It is, but this guy is mediocre as fuck, we are hosting this slop, and this is the best we got?
>>220545989Ja
>>220545980I can think of several good reasons why choking is illegal in porn
Doesnt feel like a song to end on. If it had been in the first 10 or so I might have enjoyed it more but honestly I’m just burned out that none of the songs have been even close to as fun as the standouts of the last few years
>>220546004Nobody wants to risk winning two years in a row
Do you have a dance permit
Wow, it's like I'm really in a Berlin gay bar
Wow turns out nobody missed Netherlands, Spain, Ireland or Slovenia and their absence didn't ruin eurovision, whodathunk it
>>220546011Okay virgin
>>220545989True. It's enunciated enough to not have words blend together like a lot of languages if you don't know them, and varied enough to not be repetitive. Big part of why Rammstein are easy to follow.
>>220546034Literally everyone is saying this year has been shit
>>220546020As a joke, right?
>>220546004It's normal to throw up some old shit when you're hosting, no one wants to host two years in a row.
>>220546034quite literally WHO?
>>220546045Yeah, because those countries always have absolute bangers and not generic garbage.
>>220546034actually this year has been exceptionally mediocre
I can't remember any of those songs
threadly reminder you can vote up to 10 times for israel!!!
>>220546067lol, metoo
>>220546045I'm sure Spain bringing a slow ballad for the 10th year in a row would have saved the show
Austria winning back2back would be kino.
>>220546067bangarangaragangabangaraga
>>220546004I think his song is fine. It's as Austrian as it gets and has a certain kind of levity to it that's endearing. It's not the over the top type of song like others but enough potential to be an earworm.
>>220546067But remember the hips?
I don't know man.Between Greece, Albania and Serbia we got some kino this year.
Don't really hate of them except Greddit. Just need to make sure Australia doesn't win
Ensuring Serbia gets no votes by using the clip of the dreadful screaming part.
SUCKING BULGARIA'S HUGE TITS
>>220546119same
Voted for Albania, Greece, Australia, and Bulgaria
>>220546112Greece was terrible.
Did we win?
Was hoping UK would grow on me, but it didn't
>>220545383>he doesn't know the Fröken Snusk deeplore
Poland's USA entry
swedish slut
>Lithuania
>>220546129this but Romania, Bulgaria and Sweden
If Australia is in this, why isn't the U.S?
Weird year, no stand out bangers but equally no stand out horrible/boring songs, a lot of 6/10s
hope Moldova or Sweden win desu
Norway's song sounds like it should be on an ad for holidays
Cyprus is just a basic sex song but at least they made the singer actually sexy.
>>220546112Youre trying too hard to find a gem in the dirt. You don’t have to enjoy every year anon
>>220546106phwoar
Uk and greece were cringe but I hated poland the most
Any webms of the Romanian choker?
>>220546184Maybe they'll think about it 10 years after the orange nigger is gone.
Italia signores ww@
>>220546184No one fucking likes you is why
>>220546141Don’t know why the miserable fucking euros seemed so unimpressed in the crowd. Literally the best song UK has sent in years
>>220546200>yo yo yo, mah niggas, what up dawg
>>220546067This year is definitely a much worse year than usual.
>>220546200Poland was in this year? I thought they were kicked out so they could bring a US contestant.
>>220546219Didn't they try a "real entry" last year they thought was actually going to win or something?
Aaaaaaaaand mute
svtplay has a chat lol
>>220546200From the streets of Atlanta, Poland!
Who's this cougar?
I don't know what's going on.
Massive-looking arse on this bitch but hard to be sure
>>220546267it's a medley of winners
>dance music version of past winner songs>LordiWow
>Lordi
Cha Cha Cha makes me so fucking upset. Best song in decades and they got robbed by the jury.
L O R D I
Actually so far this is better than any of the actual entries this year
>20 years since Lordi won
>how can we punish Ireland for defying the Eurovision establishment>let's murder their most famous eurovision winning song
>CHA CHA CHAWhy the FUCK didn't it win?
Shame that we didnt get any fat latina ass from Spain this year
>lidl guitarKEK
>>220546288Abolish the jury
A wild Lordi appears
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>220545566>>as beautiful a face as her?lol, way prettier, no one here considers her face attractive
>playing Cha Cha Cha after the scumbag jury screwed it out of winning
Kino
>so anyway here's a fat hideous fuck to sing your classic winning song
>>220546333Imagine putting all this shit on for 5 seconds of stage time lmao
>>220546333Does Lordi actually make normal music?
>>220546349But anon, that's not a costume.
>a year so bad they have to bring back all the good acts from the last 20 fucking years
>>220546242No lol, those girls had never even been in the chartsThe last time we sent a proper big artist was 2013 and I'm not sure anyone outside of the country even knows Bonnie Tyler
>no epic sax guy
>>220546360I like the idea of a medley
Did they sing any ABBA?
I was mad they won at the time, but Euphoria was abop
Rybak is still a qtpie even after all these years.
hey it's that violin guy
>>220546362wat? of course I know Bonnie Tyler. Total Eclipse of the Heart and Holding Out for a Hero, they're classics
The pink girl's outfit is fucking with me, I can't tell how hot she is. It's like that camouflage they put on cars to test them.
>>220546372
>jewed finland and croatia out of winning>forced to keep including them in medleys
>>220546374i thought that was elliot page
>no stickyhomophobic chud mods as always
is this literally Jim Sterling? Even complete with fake tits and starglitter wrestling onesie
>>220546379I thought people would know the songs but wasn't sure people would know who they're by
2016's version of the nostalgic interval medley was betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgW54HBOS0
Im watching this for the first time and I just don't get it. Do I need to be gay or a women to enjoy this? It's all too out there for me
70 years of rigging votes, what an accomplishment
When I was a kid I hated the music but I watched it every year purely because I liked the giving out points segment.
>>220546430Thanks for contributing faggot
Boobgaria
>>220546430You watch for the boobs and hope for a banger or two.
>>220546425She's very distinctive vocally, of course I would know her.
Whoever wins should give the hosting to Australia.
what the fuck is this
I just want Britain to come in last place, literally what the fuck
>>220546362I was thinking of 2022, they actually came in second that time. And I'm certainly they pushed the 2024 entry a lot as being a "real" entry instead of meme shit.
>>220546482Domination of the Entire Planet is technically part of Europe.
>>220546333jeeeeeperscreeeeeeeeeeepers
Top 3 are easily>Sweden>Finland>Bulgaria
Warming up to Austria's act honestly
>>220546482The reason a bunch of countries including Spain, Ireland and Iceland refused to participate this year.
>>220546502Romania instead of Finland, but yeah
Not a single song you can sing along to this year
Does Felicia have a chance?
>>220546512Also Morocco and Lebanon, albeit they've been boycotting because of Israel for about 30 years at this point
Romania and Sweden are the best
>>220546430>Do I need to be gay or a women to enjoy this?Yes only gays and women watch this, the only men that do are forced by therir gfs
>>220545510literally less hot than her mum
Ok not gonna watch voting. I hope kikes wont win
>>220546430first off, you're supposed to watch it with friends
For me it's>Bulgaria>Romania>Sweden
>>220546512First time Spain and Ireland haven't broadcast the show since the 1960s by the way
Would you buy her donut?
>Norgay groping BulgariaSHOULD HAVE BEEN ME REEEE
Apparently sexy girls are "camp" so the faggots allow it.
New thread:>>220546496>>220546496
>>220546538I have my friends, I cracked them open an hour ago.
Kino ass in that gold leotard thing behind
Gonna roll with the Elden Ring nuns or Zoomer Nightwish. I already forgot the majority of other entrances due to them being generic pop or opera shit. Kinda weak program this year (as most of the times desu).
>>220546536Bulgaria giving me a bulge area
Why are the fremen dancing? Is this a DUNC 3 ad?
1. Romania2. Bulgaria3. Albania
