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>Is too smart for /tv/ to understand
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>>220544908
oh I get it
>literally anything happens
>"I knew that would happen".
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>>220544929
Exactly, everything that happened went just as planned!
Except love... she didn't account for love...
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>Random unrelated thing happens
>"Heh.. exactly like I predicted. Everythings going according to plan."
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The most unrealistic part about this kike capeshit is a black woman being smart. The ultimate double oxymoron.
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>>220544908
>genius as written by retards
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>>220544929
NO, it was set up and paid off. Pay attention asshole
>I'll make people like you
>*people like him*
iron clad motherfucker
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>>220544908
I stopped watching this show halfway through season 4 after it became a self insert for the writers kinks
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>>220544929
>>220544969
I unironically do this in real life to make myself feel smart.
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>>220545233
>>220544929
I used to watch unboxing videos before they died out
And there was this russian or slav shithead that used to say that, I mailed him 30kg of mustard in a spring loaded box
Every fucking time
>Blindly picks an item
>Says "Ooh I know what this is"
>Looks at item
>Oh I knew it!
Every fucking time
Remind me to that Boys girl
But I don't know her adress, to send her mustard
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>>220544929
I knew this would be the first post
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What is a smart character, you cowards?
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>>220546986
Rust from True Detective
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Thrawn-coded character.
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>>220547429
Okay except the knife removal. Any first responders would know not to remove a knife.
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>>220546986
Ozymandias
L and Light
Walter white
Sherlock (although it gets retarded towards the end)
And so on
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>>220544908
Couldn't even give this nog a real interesting power. Just shoved her on screen to be ugly and annoying.
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>>220547535
Death note does the same bullshit sister sage does. So does Sherlock. I would have excepted bobby goren from criminal intent or the lead from suits in the early seasons.
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>>220547829
I mean sure, they ALSO do it but at least they substantiate and SHOW the "it was my plan alll along" reasoning. What makes sage so shitty is that we as an audience just have to accept as much bexause she says so
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>>220545426
do you happen to have the video of him opening the mustard
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>>220544908
>So in order to have fun like a normal person, you self-lobotomize your regenerating brain?
>Yes.
>And it never occurred to you to design a headband that generates localized EM fields to disrupt synaptic activity in the frontal lobe or that stimulate the areas identified with feelings of euphoria and religious experiences, maybe even with a timer incorporated into it so you can have it shut off after a specified duration?
>…
>Are you absolutely positive you’re not just the world’s smartest nigger?
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>>220546986
Lex Luthor in BvS.
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>>220544929
>"mind reader tells her how Soldier Boy is secretly proud of his son Homelonder"
>Eventually Soldier Boy hands Homelonder V1
>"what the hell, how I couldn't foresee this"
Like what the hell even the point of that mind reading plot
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>>220548605
Probably to show that Sage is not treating human emotions as something that factors into the predictability of humans.

Which could make for a good character arc if not for the fact that regular smart people know how much human emotion makes us make poor decisions.
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>>220544908
>completely vacant expression conveying zero inner life
>smartest person in the universe



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