How would /tv/ make the perfect Carnage movie?
Mom's gonna freak
>>220546772A.I.
>>220546772I'd spend a while trying to figure out how to make the origin story plausible then give up, then try to think of how to explain what he even is without the prerequisite story then give up, then I'd pass the buck to some poor fool
>>220546772>revenge story>has to kill an army of police>ends with killing the guy>Spiderman shows up>sequel is 1 hour of him and Spiderman fighting
Just use the story from this
He gets raped in prison
Have him played by a guy 30 years past his prime.
>>220546772well first of all i wouldn't FUCKING KILL HIM AT THE END holy shit
>>220547606>how to make the origin story plausibleFuck the origin story. Just make it a superhero slasher flick.
>>220546772Carnage needs to be built towards. He's this unstoppable menance that causes mayhem in NY. Then Spider-man teams up with Venom to take him down.
have him say all his classic quips, like "eyyy I'm walking heah!"
>>220546772Well first off he needs the exact energy in had in this cartoon.>If one person deserves this more than him, it's YOU!
You can't make a Carnage movie, you can make a Spider-Man movie where Carnage is the villain. And it needs to be the sequel to a movie where Venom was the villain. Anything else just won't work, sorry.
>>220546772What's his deal anyway? Isn't he a violently unhinged schizo Spidey?
>>220549072You can absolutely make a Carnage movie. Just make a straight up horror slasher and have the POV of a regular human being being stalked by Carnage. I just saw Hokum last night and the film does the smart thing in not needing to provide an origin or motive for the witch. Since Carnage is just shallow EXTREME 90's, you can just work around that and have the film's depth come from compelling normie characters. I mean Godzilla has that formula since Godzilla hardly has much screentime in his films.
Martin Scorsese as director. No superhero capeshit. "Carnage" is the nickname of a mafia enforcer played by Robert De Niro. He has to hunt down and whack a snitch known as the "Spider".
>>220547572saar
>>220549388>>>220549072 #>You can absolutely make a Carnage movie. Just make a straight up horror slasher and have the POV of a regular human being being stalked by CarnageThat's not a carnage movie, that's just an alien goo movie. See: venom
>>220549472What's a Carnage movie for you then?
>>220549620He's breakdancing and he has a lot of funny quips.