>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Tonight's Movie:>Rosemary's Baby (1968)IMDB: 8.0/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 87% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Roman PolanskiStars: Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth GordonSynopsis: A young woman suspects her neighbors have sinister plans for her pregnancy.
MY BODY IS READY!
I am going so moderate tonight.
>>220548557Have fun tonight goolie bros!
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
NIAGARA FALLS!>>220548560I don't think I've ever watched this movie...
>>220548836You boys don’t know how big I’m going tonite
>>220548967You boys…
>>220548993You boys don’t know how big they’re going on Facebook tonite
>>220548836this place either has the best food and is a dive anyway, or is just a dive
>>220548993Save money and buy the cheap Swanson's or Banquet's. Scarcely any difference. The battle isn't 270 calories vs. 350, but 350 vs. 2000 for dinner.
>>220548557>>220548560>House of Shit>Movie that is 90% nothing and 10% demon rape that is guaranteed to be censored to shitI'm out.
>>220549122This is a photo yoinked from Facebook. I will very likely be drinking my dinner tonight :)
>>220549123Thanks for coming!
Svenstookie in reddit land
>>220548557jew host showing a jew movie based on a jew book. get this kike shit out of my sight. have some fucking common sense.
>>220549187Thanks for coming! My dad's uncle killed men like you in the Battle of the Bulge.
>>220548609>>220548836the duality of man
>>220548993I tried finding blue flame moonshine at like 7 places and none have it this is bullshit
>>220549363i can send you mine
>>220548609One empty house
>>220549216and jews are killing children in palestine what's your point you stupid faggot? the director of this movie literally raped a child and is fugitive.
Is me or gwen looks like natasha from bullwinkle
>>220549426Also Imp
>>220549505who raped imp?
Are there any eastern european horror film?
Do you guys think Romans wifes murder by the manson family was a coincidence?He directed this movie like a year or so before it happened.
How to get a Svengf?>>220549524I might get banned if I say the name sohttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt4935418/
Yo, did anyone just see the sven cast guy bring the girl a drink and tell her to just drink it and she pushed it away.Tell me that wasnt them making a reference to Polanski drugging that girl
>>220549694jack nicholson drugged her not polanski
>>220549661>Turkish >eastern europeanretard
>>220549517It's a long story.. Berwyn, Illinois. The year was 1992.
Sorry but thus is peak grodin
>>220549708Fuckin liar"When the crime was committed, Nicholson was on a ski trip in Colorado"
I don't have MeTV. How the heck do I stream this thing okay?
>>220549906Bring a dish to >>220548836
>>220549906How do you not have MeTV? It's free
>>220548557(House of) Svengoolie, more like (House of) SvenSTINKY!
>>220549694Jews like him think it's funny. He thinks it's funny that you're watching him show a movie made a jew rapist and he thinks it's funny to make fun of it.
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>>220548836>only the svenstoolie knows
>>220548560Way too mainstream. Is Svencuckie selling out?
Me center stage
This movie is boring wheres the spooky
>>220550628The 1960s are pretty spooky with its "analog-ness".
I really hate Mia Farrows voice, holy shit. This getting unbearable.
>>220550628All the spooky had to be cut to make it suitable for TV audiences. Please understand.
Fuck, marry, kill
CASH A CHECKGET IMPREGNATED BY THE DEVIL AND WRECKED
>>220551067fkm
>>220551180Damn that was my choice too! TWINS!!!
>>220551128
>>220549941I don't want to install an antenna. Where can I stream for free?
>>220551345It's like $30 and your TV probably has an over-the-air tuner built in to plug it into.
Japanese camera guy
Until next time friends
>>220550591Damn Gwen looks fine here
>>220551345>I don't want to install an antenna.Lazy bitch. You can go to rubber chicken"s stream, plutotv has MeTV i think
>>220551345Dude. Bro. My man. Modern antennas don’t need to be put on your roof. I bought mine off Amazon for $20 and I just stuck it in the window directly behind the TV. Boom. It’s Gooli time B+)
>Gomez Addams as The RiddlerHere I thought it was always played that other guy.
>>220551644Protruding nipples. Disgusting.
>>220548560>Director: Roman PolanskiThis is Svengooglie's scariest movie yet.
>>220551644The Addams Family is so good, but the laugh track ruined it.
>>220551345>I don't want to install an antenna.You cant plug in a usb?
>>220551665You're supposed to be disgusted. It shows you have excited he is to commit crime.
You’re doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus.
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I like gwen and I think she is an important foil to the old man (who I like) and the twink (who is a successful twink)
>>220552581>brings up the twink>leaves out NostalgiaferatooHow could you?
>>220552875wut? thats who I meant by the old man. hes great
>>220553016Nice
I guess this movie was controversial at the time of its release.
>>220548557>SvengoolieThe last E is silent.
If Svengoolie played hockey, which position would he play? Svengoalie
can't believe i scrolled past these threads all this time without once checking in out of curiosity, seems cool ill join you boomers next week
Rosemarys Baby? Fuuuck. I missed a good one. I havent seen this shit in years because we dont get the channel anymore. Who's the frankenbride hottie, hotter than Elvira imho
Superman, Superman, fly away
>>220555502Gabba Gabba we accept u, one of us
Sven Squad should show dis
>>220555734They should show a 3D movie in anaglyph 3D once. They could even sell the paper glasses with custom graphics for the event.
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