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THE REAL HELEN OF TROY!
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dats racist
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>>220548946
yup, that's an egg alright
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>>220548946
intoxicatingly pale
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>>220548946
White women are so beautiful aren't they?
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>>220548946
the taco bell that launched a thousand shits
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>>220548946
why did kojima do this????
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>>220548946
>Her paternal grandmother was a German immigrant.
She's a barbarian.
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>>220548946
I didn't know Helen was descended from pigs.
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>>220550633
>>220550683
Brownseethe
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Helen of bruh
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>>220548946
Pig nosed bitch
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>>220548946
that's a pig
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>>220550818
They are literally replacing you in your own country. Hahaha. You won't do shit.
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>>220550851
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>>220548946
That's not what Greek women look like
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>>220550818
only white men realize she has piggish features. browns can't tell the difference
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Gigamogged by her sister. Elle is the basket case mutant sibling.
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>>220548946
i think helen should be her.
Perfectly casted.
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>>220550917
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>>220551115
>pissing and shitting in our pool
>"lol rent free"
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>>220551038
dakota has a more attractive face but elle has the big butt
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>Helen of Troy's breasts were used as a mold to create the mastos (ancient Greek drinking cups)
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>>220551133
Meds
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>>220551206
I'll probably need some kind of medicine to deal with the hepatitis you people spread.
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>>220548946
Don't forget to show the ugly jew goblin humiliation ritual she's forced to endure
fame comes with a steep steep price
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Too tall, too pale.
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>>220551188
I was right, Billie Eilish should have been cast.
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>>220550851
>>220550860
>>220550683
>>220550937
Holy samefag.
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>>220548946
In extinction.
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>>220551979
extremely threatened species.
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>>220551999
20 years from now they'll be the next panda
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>>220551206
>Meds
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>>220551157
Dakota has a big butt too; you just don't know about it because she isn't a whore like Elle.
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Why people want Elle when Dakota is cuter?
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>>220552101
let me guess, the indians are to blame, but they can't call them out, so they made a generic disclaimer for everyone?
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>>220550577
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>>220548946
Holy crap she is fucking hot.

Somebody please make her my wife. Holy shit.

I'm black btw.
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>>220548946
Ackshually, Jencon or Brooke Shields are the only ones suitable for such a role and character
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>>220548946
there is a girl this pale working at a shop near me. it's literally eye catching because under the supermarket flourescents her skin reflects so much light that it looks like she herself is glowing
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>>220552677
Spot on
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>>220548946
Looks like an average girl
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>>220551224
yes, she's perfect
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>>220553991
Ultra pale skin looks sickly.
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>>220553772
go to bed grandpa
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>>220554042
nice try mossad
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>>220553772
what the fuck happened to white women
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>>220548946
more like Helen of FAS
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La creatividad knows what's up
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>>220551060
Kino pick
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>>220553772
>my jew should play this greek character
fuck off, rabbi. you are a destroyer, not a creator.
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>>220548946
Jaden Smith as Paris
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GENTLEMEN
BEHOLD
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>>220548946
She's perfect
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>>220548946
Neithers look Greek, but Diane Kruger mogs the shit out of Elle.
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>>220556527
its so big...
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>>220556568
Still not greek.
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>>220548946
Might as well go all in on the message at this point. Better than the negro anyway.
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>>220548946
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7119217/
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>>220557318
go away pedophile
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>>220550513
>>220550539
saar
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>>220550929
Helen is demi God.
She is like 1/10th greek
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>cast hot actress
>narrative reasons say no one can ever see her ass
It's just deliberate at this point
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>>220557533
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>>220550929
Helen of Troy (formerly Sparta) was half goose. I suggest you start scouring Greece for a pale woman with a really long neck.
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>>220554196
Endocrine disrupters and hormones out of wack, same as men
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>>220556570
UUUU
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>>220557550
>blurry background
>blacks are actually greys
>cyan-orange color grading
Into the trash it goes
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What about Elena Kampouris?
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>>220557655
true
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>>220548946
An improvement for sure, but she's not really someone so beautiful she starts a war.
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>>220553772
Based.
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>>220550937
Oh holy shit, is that why ugly white girls get pedestalized so often, browns can't tell the difference because all white girls are automatically god tier to them?
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>>220557633
I always wonder how people would look today if we weren't eating straight poison with our food. Its not really much of a mystery though, I can always watch something from the 80s and know
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>>220556582
and the actor in Jason and the Argonauts was actually not the son of a sorceress
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>>220548946
>Goes outside
>Gets cancer
>Dies within a year
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>>220558319
you are so clever
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>>220554979
That nig coming out of nowhere and getting so many roles was weird. He's ugly, and can only act as an awkward sperg
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>>220558353
the actors in Enemy At The Gates were actually not soviets
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>>220558191
Same thing goes through my mind when watching older movies. Makes me melancholy for what could have been. Hopefully simple fixes are found someday so our own kids won't be so crippled.
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>>220548946
black baby incubator
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>>220556527
IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT ANON?
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>>220556582
Do you also void your bowels when a none Dane plays the Dane, or is this physical response only triggered by the extreme emotional distress of your medshit inferiority complex rearing it's ugly head?
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>>220558775
the ones with the inferiority complex is you barbarians, who for centuries now you have been trying to shoehorn yourselves into the ancient grecoroman and earlier world where you did not exist.
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>>220548946
At least cast a Med
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>>220558849
>y-you wuz barbarianz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The one with the inferiority complex is decidedly the sorry bastard larping as a 300 B.C man. Get a life and stop daydreaming on past glories, Dormogenes.
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>>220551038
Deep, sensual kissing. Tongue touching the avalanche on both of them.
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>>220548946
Isnt Helen Greek? Why would you cast a white person when Greeks arent white?
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>>220559214
>Isnt Helen Greek?
She is not.
She is part God, part Spartan of Bronze Age (very different from modern Spartan)
Read a book, brainlet
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>>220558849
>but 3k years ago we wuz rich n'sheeet
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>>220548946
is she behind that cute piglet in your picture?
oink oink *kisses the snout*
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>>220558874
This idiot doesn't understand the movement of people's throughout history lol. You think modern greeks are the same as the greeks 2500 years ago? DNA proves this to be wrong.
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>>220559232
She wasn't part god but she was white. That's just what royal families did back then. They all said they were descendants of some god because the deified their heroic ancestors. Read Herodotus. It's a fun read.
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>>220558849
>you barbarians
This is the most no-chin-having history larper insult I've seen in ages

Absolutely pathetic
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>>220559277
>She wasn't part god but she was white
might as well post
>She wasn't part god but she was part god
>She wasn't white but she was white
White skin is outward materialisation of the divine spark
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>>220559459
You're going to trigger the mutts, they've spent the past 15 years trying to enforce that whiteness is not intrinsically superior. Don't you know that just LOOKING at a physically healthy white woman in blue jeans is enough to make them break down??? Think of the swarths' feelings, do you know how hard it is for them to live in white people's presence!?
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>>220559459
Ok I can agree to that.
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>>220560038
What are talking about? Fuck off you faggot kike.
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>>220550929
Current year Greeks are Turkish rape babbies.
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>>220558650
Based



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