THE REAL HELEN OF TROY!
dats racist
>>220548946yup, that's an egg alright
>>220548946intoxicatingly pale
>>220548946White women are so beautiful aren't they?
>>220548946the taco bell that launched a thousand shits
>>220548946why did kojima do this????
>>220548946>Her paternal grandmother was a German immigrant.She's a barbarian.
>>220548946I didn't know Helen was descended from pigs.
>>220550633>>220550683Brownseethe
Helen of bruh
>>220548946Pig nosed bitch
>>220548946that's a pig
>>220550818They are literally replacing you in your own country. Hahaha. You won't do shit.
>>220550860>>220550851
>>220548946That's not what Greek women look like
>>220550818only white men realize she has piggish features. browns can't tell the difference
Gigamogged by her sister. Elle is the basket case mutant sibling.
>>220548946i think helen should be her.Perfectly casted.
>>220550917
>>220551115>pissing and shitting in our pool>"lol rent free"
>>220551038dakota has a more attractive face but elle has the big butt
>Helen of Troy's breasts were used as a mold to create the mastos (ancient Greek drinking cups)
>>220551133Meds
>>220551206I'll probably need some kind of medicine to deal with the hepatitis you people spread.
>>220548946Don't forget to show the ugly jew goblin humiliation ritual she's forced to endurefame comes with a steep steep price
Too tall, too pale.
>>220551188I was right, Billie Eilish should have been cast.
>>220550851>>220550860>>220550683>>220550937Holy samefag.
>>220548946In extinction.
>>220551979extremely threatened species.
>>22055199920 years from now they'll be the next panda
>>220551206>Meds
>>220551157Dakota has a big butt too; you just don't know about it because she isn't a whore like Elle.
Why people want Elle when Dakota is cuter?
>>220552101let me guess, the indians are to blame, but they can't call them out, so they made a generic disclaimer for everyone?
>>220550577
>>220548946Holy crap she is fucking hot.Somebody please make her my wife. Holy shit.I'm black btw.
>>220548946Ackshually, Jencon or Brooke Shields are the only ones suitable for such a role and character
>>220548946there is a girl this pale working at a shop near me. it's literally eye catching because under the supermarket flourescents her skin reflects so much light that it looks like she herself is glowing
>>220552677Spot on
>>220548946Looks like an average girl
>>220551224yes, she's perfect
>>220553991Ultra pale skin looks sickly.
>>220553772go to bed grandpa
>>220554042nice try mossad
>>220553772what the fuck happened to white women
>>220548946more like Helen of FAS
La creatividad knows what's up
>>220551060Kino pick
>>220553772>my jew should play this greek characterfuck off, rabbi. you are a destroyer, not a creator.
>>220548946Jaden Smith as Paris
GENTLEMENBEHOLD
>>220548946She's perfect
>>220548946Neithers look Greek, but Diane Kruger mogs the shit out of Elle.
>>220556527its so big...
>>220556568Still not greek.
>>220548946Might as well go all in on the message at this point. Better than the negro anyway.
>>220548946https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7119217/
>>220557318go away pedophile
>>220550513>>220550539saar
>>220550929Helen is demi God.She is like 1/10th greek
>cast hot actress>narrative reasons say no one can ever see her assIt's just deliberate at this point
>>220557533
>>220550929Helen of Troy (formerly Sparta) was half goose. I suggest you start scouring Greece for a pale woman with a really long neck.
>>220554196Endocrine disrupters and hormones out of wack, same as men
>>220556570UUUU
>>220557550>blurry background>blacks are actually greys>cyan-orange color gradingInto the trash it goes
What about Elena Kampouris?
>>220557655true
>>220548946An improvement for sure, but she's not really someone so beautiful she starts a war.
>>220553772Based.
>>220550937Oh holy shit, is that why ugly white girls get pedestalized so often, browns can't tell the difference because all white girls are automatically god tier to them?
>>220557633I always wonder how people would look today if we weren't eating straight poison with our food. Its not really much of a mystery though, I can always watch something from the 80s and know
>>220556582and the actor in Jason and the Argonauts was actually not the son of a sorceress
>>220548946>Goes outside >Gets cancer>Dies within a year
>>220558319you are so clever
>>220554979That nig coming out of nowhere and getting so many roles was weird. He's ugly, and can only act as an awkward sperg
>>220558353the actors in Enemy At The Gates were actually not soviets
>>220558191Same thing goes through my mind when watching older movies. Makes me melancholy for what could have been. Hopefully simple fixes are found someday so our own kids won't be so crippled.
>>220548946black baby incubator
>>220556527IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT ANON?
>>220556582Do you also void your bowels when a none Dane plays the Dane, or is this physical response only triggered by the extreme emotional distress of your medshit inferiority complex rearing it's ugly head?
>>220558775the ones with the inferiority complex is you barbarians, who for centuries now you have been trying to shoehorn yourselves into the ancient grecoroman and earlier world where you did not exist.
>>220548946At least cast a Med
>>220558849>y-you wuz barbarianzHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThe one with the inferiority complex is decidedly the sorry bastard larping as a 300 B.C man. Get a life and stop daydreaming on past glories, Dormogenes.
>>220551038Deep, sensual kissing. Tongue touching the avalanche on both of them.
>>220548946Isnt Helen Greek? Why would you cast a white person when Greeks arent white?
>>220559214>Isnt Helen Greek?She is not.She is part God, part Spartan of Bronze Age (very different from modern Spartan)Read a book, brainlet
>>220558849>but 3k years ago we wuz rich n'sheeet
>>220548946is she behind that cute piglet in your picture?oink oink *kisses the snout*
>>220558874This idiot doesn't understand the movement of people's throughout history lol. You think modern greeks are the same as the greeks 2500 years ago? DNA proves this to be wrong.
>>220559232She wasn't part god but she was white. That's just what royal families did back then. They all said they were descendants of some god because the deified their heroic ancestors. Read Herodotus. It's a fun read.
>>220558849>you barbarians This is the most no-chin-having history larper insult I've seen in agesAbsolutely pathetic
>>220559277>She wasn't part god but she was whitemight as well post>She wasn't part god but she was part god>She wasn't white but she was whiteWhite skin is outward materialisation of the divine spark
>>220559459You're going to trigger the mutts, they've spent the past 15 years trying to enforce that whiteness is not intrinsically superior. Don't you know that just LOOKING at a physically healthy white woman in blue jeans is enough to make them break down??? Think of the swarths' feelings, do you know how hard it is for them to live in white people's presence!?
>>220559459Ok I can agree to that.
>>220560038What are talking about? Fuck off you faggot kike.
>>220550929Current year Greeks are Turkish rape babbies.
>>220558650Based