Elliot Page as Achilles has got to be the funniest casting decision in history. I’m not even mad.
>>220550368Oh will you chuds just shut the fuck about this already? No one is forcing you to watch this film. As if you losers could even afford a ticket. Let normal well adjusted people have fun while you freaks languish and are left behind.
Weird she would even accept the role. basically going to be a comedy now
>>220550394I don’t buy movie tickets. I get free vouchers by complaining to admin
>>220550394Why do you care? Why come to my house if you don’t like my cat?
I thought she was going to play Elpooner.
>>220550368I live for this shitMore roles for outcasted actors
They need to tell me how to feel about this!
>>220550416based. theres barely anything left to enjoy so it may as well be free
>>220550368Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha kek
>>220550394Why are you even on 4chan, sounds like Reddit is more your speed, you don't have to see any mean things about troons there cause they delete posts or outright ban you if you step one toe out of line on that topic.
>>220550417Not him but that is quite possibly the dumbest analogy I have ever read
>>220550368She's not playing Achilles the chuds just made it up
>>220550479KEK
for those curious!straight from the Oscar requirements>On-Screen Representation, Themes, and Narratives: At least one lead or significant supporting actor is from an underrepresented racial/ethnic group, or 30% of all actors are from underrepresented groups, or the storyline centers on an underrepresented group.
>>220550503Yeah I phoned it in. But it didn’t deserve any better. They came to 4chan to find something to be upset about, while lamenting that that’s what others are doing.
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>>220550368I'm a bit mad. Why ruin your movie for no reason? Isn't Nolan supposed to be conservative?
>>220550394yawn
It's not even confirmed retard
>>220550368All this does is encourage White European people to become ethnically aware. It's good.
>>220550607>>220550549
>>220550368>Im not even mad at this thing I made up to get mad atKill yourself
>>220550394You sound mad as fuck and that makes me so goddamn happy LOL
>>220550394based.their seethe generates buzz tho.
>>220550479kek
>>220550479One of the funniest Webms of all time
>>220550503The analogy is profound and better written than the latest shit from Hollywood
>>220550887appreciate the effort, anon, but nothing will be as funny as picrel
>>220550394How bout you shut up?
>>220550750Heck yeah my fellow shill-bro!
remember this before they memory hole it: wikipedia changed the main picture for their helen of troy article after it was announced that ooga booga nignog was playing the role.
>>220550394how can you be well adjusted looking at ellen page? there is no way, it's like looking at a schizo covered in blood and pretending he is normal.Even normies are making fun of this movie.Why are liberals such weirdos?
>>220550995they changed it to the pic on the right?
>>220551002Is a perfectly adjusted individual and a very succesful artist anon
>>220551045if youre a woman who thinks they are a man, you are not well adjusted. yeah i said it
>>220550394guaranteed replies
>>220550995Extremely semitic action
>>220550990remember to buy tickets for your mom.success is going to be massive. i'll be posting milestone threads. see you at 1 billion mark, kek
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>>220550368How long has rhis garbage been in production
>>220550995Why are you lying?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy
>>220551084>getting dogpiled is an accomplishmentNO
>>220551204there it is. the old image was a blonde white woman. now it's this shit with two niggers in it.
>>220551268I agree wikipedia is jew propaganda but why lie?https://web.archive.org/web/20250119195813/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy
>>220551403kike hands wrote this post
>>220550549No excuse bro. Put some fucking persians in the movie or whatever.
>>220552075Better yet, do a fucking great movie and expose how dumb these requirements are.
>>220550739That means you're already miserable af
>>220550368he's not even playing Achilles you retards just made that up to get mad at
>>220550479Gets funnier every time I see it
"POETS might be here", thought Plato "I have never been in this part of Athens before, there might be POETS everywhere." "I HATE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC". "Diogenes gonna give it to ya" reverberated his entire forum, making it pulsate as the cheap malt liquors circulated through his powerful melaninated skin. "With a long boat, you can go anywhere you want" he thought to himself, out loud.
>>220550368There is no actual proof that she's playing Achilles, just that she's cast in the movie
>>220550479WOW HOLY KEK LET ME SAMEFAG ANOTHER TIME SURELY THAT WILL MAKE ME LESS OF A PATHETIC INCEL
>>220550394You are not well adjusted.
>>220550368thought this image was a /tv/ joke shoopwoaw
>>220551403>>220551944Lmao the right always eat themselves
>greatest warrior in greece? FTM tranny>the most beautiful woman in Greece, whose beauty started the greatest war in history?>some ugly negress
>>220552095Why would he think they are dumb when he agrees with them?
>>220550368I hope this shit flops so hard, who the fuck besides faggots and libs want to see such a flagrant pander?? I mean even faggots and libs will likely think this is too much....isn't this like a billion dollar movie or some horeshit?? Goddamn the jew got Nolan good.
Ellen** Page
>>220550479HOLY SHIT
>>220550549I'd like to ask the academy if Jews count as white or not?
>>220550479>they will remember the name>ACKhilles
>>220552421U mad
>>220550394Zamn, I wish I had $8.99 to afford a ticket to see some slopaganda, bros...
>>220550479I knew it was coming the entire time and still chuckled
>>220550394no u
>>220550394Hi, as a liberal, I'd appreciate if you women or those who delude yourselves into thinking you are one would sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and stop scaring everyone off with your freakishness for at least long enough for the economy to get un-fucked. Nobody fucking cares about some trash-looking movie or why you want to make it some hill to die on, I just want to pay less for fucking groceries.
>>220550368El penor XDDD
