Disney has mass appeal.
>>220550579They still can do some dance with their hands.
>>220550579She has a lot of mass.
>>220550579Why are they all fat?
These type of "people" post on this board and will bump slave their own threads for days
>>220550708They're American
>>220550579Mr Morrow mogs these hoesHe is the greatest Disney Adult that ever livedHe is genuinely excited about every tiny detailIts fascinating to watch
>>220550708These are people who have never in their entire lives had any semblance of responsibility.
>>220550579UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>220550579these are literally glob people from wall-e
>>220550770>no tired like disney tiredThat’s probably true, but only because it’s exhausting to bring your kids to a children’s theme park and being around thousands of obese manchildren
>>220550859I thought they weren't allowed to dress up like that. Some kid might think she's the real Snow White.
>>220550859Trying to read that caption gave me brain damage
>>220550891the Disney World experience consists of standing on pavement for hours in the hot, humid Orlando sun while occasionally stopping to eat insanely calorie dense, sugar loaded food in a soul sucking consumerist hellscape (though most of the people who choose to go specifically go for the consumerism), its almost tailor made to pacify human beings
>>220551040is disneyland florida really that bad? the one time i went to disneyland there were lots of hot moms and asian chicks (western seaboard)
>Judy and Nick seconds before they're eaten alive
>>220550579Imagine being a disney adult and this shit happens to youhttps://youtu.be/GWKWSjG5aQs?t=50
>be me>never been a disney fan>do like some of the movies, but more like whatever>had to move to florida and find a job quick>fasted offer was disney>mfw having to walk around these types of people and pretend to be happy for them
>>220551242Thats your choice and you can leave it whenever you want faggot no ones going to feel sorry for your own personal hell you paid volunteer to be a part of
>>220550579Disney has (orbital) ass appeal
>>220550579this is what freedom looks like
>>220551279I did leave. Not even a year after. Want to feel sorry for me now? I could use a crying baby on an anonymous image board to cry about my life.
>orders everything on the menu>eats the waiter>eats another waiter>eats the chef
>>220551106There's no such thing as Disneyland Florida. It's called DisneyWorld
Jesus amerifats are an embarrassment look how fat they all are.
>>220551457i apologize, ive never been and i have zero desire to visit florida. only things i know about florida is zombies, oranges, gators (or crocodiles?) and miami
>>220550859Ngl if Snow Black unbuttoned her top and let those fat mahogany mammaries flop out, while keeping the skirt on to cover that huge fucking gut, I would. I’m reminded of those KKK/redneck themed bukkakes featuring black women.>>220550770This photo is just sad. You destroyed your kids’ potential by making them obese lardasses and instilled a manchild consoomer mentality. They never had a chance.
>>220551106It's been ages since I've been but I remember it being unbearably hot and crowded.I've seen more recent pictures and it genuinely looks like a cattle drive, I'm surprised there haven't been trampling/crushing incidents. Apparently you have plan months in advance and minmax with special app/upgrade bullshit now if you want to do more than two or three attractions in a day.
>>220550579Look at these delusional heifers. Yidsney "adults" should be thrown in wood chippers.
>>220551118you think they hire actual furries to do this?
>>220550770Freedom isn't calorie-free, yurofag. Deal with it.
>>220551537>KKK/redneck themed bukkakes featuring black womenWhat's wrong with you?
>>220551118There must be industrial-size canisters of hot sauce and Lawry's Seasoned Salt just out of frame.
>>220551592I went on a date with a Cast Member (it's apparently very important that you call them that), and she said that noobs got stuck in the full mascot costumes like those (where they are only allowed to smile and wave and have to constantly take secret exits to break rooms to avoid heatstroke). Interactive characters like Gaston or the princesses were reserved for the best of the best theater queers.
>>220551503Florida has the best beaches in the country, and if you hate cold weather it's nice. It is also extremely flat (<300 feet of elevation change in the entire state or something) and extremely humid, and there are tons of bugs. Alligators aren't a big deal. Yeah they exist, but they mostly keep to themselves. Zombie thing was just some overblown meme, you hear about "Florida Man" because all arrest reports are public record in florida and there is a huge population, not because anything more happens there compared to elsewhere
>>220550579those bitches got mass alright
>>220551700I knew a guy who did it and he had to learn a special non-gendered walk so that you couldn't tell if it was a man or woman in the suit, so you could be interchangeable
>>220551759>the best beaches in the countrylolno. Best on the East Coast, maybe, but Pacific beaches are infinitely nicer.
I had an opportunity to blow a load in a landwhale with size galactic titties and I held strong purely because of plapjak
>>220551778Cali beaches are cold as fuck, disgusting grey sand with seaweed, and the waves limit you from swimming much. Good for surfing sure, but actually relaxing at the beach Florida is infinitely better. Oregon and Washington have meme rock beaches. Hawaii may be better, but I wasn't including that, just continental US
>>220550708For the same reason they're all (proudly) 'Disney adults' - They're obsessed with brand marketing and have largely based their lives around consuming.
>>220551610Sorry I forgot the name, I’m not perfect bro and it was years ago. But I checked and it was called cumbang and they had all the white dudes wear t-shirts with confederate flags and they would douse a black woman with cum. The Maserati, AJA Cumming, Baby Cakes, Aileen Ghettman scenes were good. They also had some scenes where a really cute white girl would hold the black girl’s hair and interact a little it was awesome. I sort of miss the bukkake/facial/cumshot craze of the 90s and 2000s. Brandon Irons (pbuh) was both a connoisseur and an artist when it came to cum and anal. RIP Brandon I know you’re up in heaven in an eternal 1 million man bukkake with the hottest babes in the middle and you’re always shooting fat ropes with zero refractory period.
>>220551824The actual reason is because their account name is the Plus Size Parkhoppers and they formed like a biker gang of fat people that love going to Disney. Random people who dont go to theme parks are super mad about their existence, for some reason. >>220551836The spirit of this website flows strongly through you.
>>220551853>Plus Size Parkhoppers and they formed like a biker gang of fat people that love going to Disney.Do the rides need to be shut down for months for repairs after each trip?
I fucked a thicc blonde waitress in Vancouver that worked summers as a Disney princess in Florida. Bitch gave me a UTI. How dirty does a pussy need to be to give a man a UTI? Fuckin' dirty.I later realized she probably coalburned whihle working there and I got off lucky only needing to drink cranberry juice to fix what she gave me.
>>220551887I've seen their videos and they dont really do most of the rides cause they are too fucking fat. They just go there and eat and socialize. It's a weird group but the level of hate they got should be reserved for murderers or protestants
>>220551913>Anon doesn’t know about Disney princesses
>>220550777Met him irl and off camera he is that fucking happy. His genuine joy and passion for this shit has wrapped around from being lame as fuck like other Disney adults to just being chill. Truly bussin frfr
>>220550777Adam the Woo and Tim as well. May Adam rest in peace.
>>220551776I'd believe it, it sounded like they run things like Seal Team Six.Apparently doesn't even pay that well, people really just do it because they love Disney that much.
>>220551919They go and review their ability to sit on the rides and recommend that if you are X size you can't do Y rides. I think big fat fatsos get mad because they don't want to be told they can't do anything they want
>>220550579America was a mistake.
>>220551537>You destroyed your kids’ potential by making them obese lardasses and instilled a manchild consoomer mentality. They never had a chance.If you didn't realize one of your parents was retarded and started second guessing everything she does, you deserve your fate
>>220551547>Apparently you have plan months in advance and minmax with special app/upgrade bullshit now if you want to do more than two or three attractions in a day.There's a lot of ways that Universal mogs Disneyworld, but probably the #1 reason is that most Universal rides will have a single rider line to skip most of the wait. Let the idiots who brought toddlers that won't even remember the trip wait in the cuck line.
>>220552001It’s easy to say that but most people aren’t highly intelligent and even if they are it’s difficult to refute or even recognize habits ingrained into you since birth. Not only that but before they were even conscious of nutrition and exercise they were being fed huge amounts of goyslop and sat being a screen. Any little kid is going to love that and when they’re surrounded by fatties it is just normal.Whenever I see chubby or fat kids at my kids’ schools the parents are invariably fat too. Same with fat dogs having fat owners. It’s really sad. Even if the kids grow up and try to change they’re already disadvantaged because they need to overcome being overweight and having years of bad habits as a foundation.
itt : seething thirdies
>>220551919I disagree. Gluttonous slothful behavior should not be accepted let alone celebrated. A group of fat people acting like activists should be ridiculed and shamed. We need to push back against the “body positivity” shit that basically consists of fat people who gave up trying to bring other impressionable people down with them.
>>220552022I'd like to experience Universal if I'm ever in the area, I went a while ago but it was with family who insisted we spend the entire day at Harry Potter World (which admittedly was pretty fun).The lack of insane crowds was the thing that struck me most. Whenever I hear/see something about Didney Worl these days the sheer volume of people just looks hellish.
>>220552044This stuff really is fucked up, because once you're obese you're statistically likely to be obese forever.Making a child obese really is abuse and the only reason those kids shouldn't be taken away from their parents is that the system is too crowded to be doing that.
>>220550744>>220550579>>>/trv/2879702
it only gets worse
>>220550708>>220551824yup, but also escapism, it's the same reason why all people who engage in escapism in a obsessive way slowly degrade in looks.Also Idolatry.
>>220550579>>220551537>You destroyed your kids’ potential by making them obese lardasses and instilled a manchild consoomer mentality.Anon, I think those "kids" are really retarded. Not in the slur way but in the medical way. But yeah, they are too fat.
>>220550777Learned of this guy from the Kino Casino boys
>>220550859Ngl I would fuck the pig on the left. She seems like she would be really cute if she lost a couple hundred lbs
>>220551836Yeah there was one called naziporn.com or something like that where it was legit white supremacists fucking black girls
>>220550579Walt would have scrapped the whole thing if he knew it would lead to this.
>>220551836>s the bukkake/facial/cumshot craze of the 90s and 2000sFor me, it was the original COHF. I exchanged emails with Tonya a couple years back and also with a chick who only fluffed in one scene.
>>220551919They should be hated like murderers, disgusting gratuitous humans should be fed to livestock
>>220550770We need to go back to chimp dynamics of killing our weak, feeble, useless members of society.
>>220550708they're american sweetie!
Fat women are depressing.
its worth it to ride mr toad's
>>220552680The redneck cumbang stuff didn’t seem overtly racist but to be honest I never watched porn with sound because of parents and later roommates around. Now I barely have the sound on out of pure habit. Maybe I should watch one of these when I’m alone with the sound on to hear if they call them nigger or something like that.As a general rule I don’t find black women attractive but the juxtaposition of thick white ropes and translucent gooey sheets on their black skin especially their ebony tits really got me going. The contrast of cum on black skin is quite beautiful. The confederate flag thing was just a gimmick that didn’t do much for me.>>220552913Based. What did you guys talk about? I grew up jerking off in the 90s/2000s so facials and bukkakes were something that I really liked. I was almost fixated on cumshots so when I’d have sex I’d save up for huge loads and half the time I’d be imagining where I’d cum and how. Something really entrancing about women who do bukkakes and blow bangs and genuinely like it. Once I was studying in a college library and I was in a really bad mood and these broads behind me were talking about sex. One was a sort of bland looking girl and the one doing most of the talking was clearly the more slutty/experienced of the two and was a cute little spinner. At one point the former girl made a grimace and negative comment about cum and the other girl went on a tangent about how much she loved the taste of cum. I was in such a bad mood I told them to please shut up and after a few first annoyed then flirty back and forths and so on I ended up getting an amazing blowjob in the bathroom and boy did she guzzle my cum. We got back and I was in a great mood and we half jokingly tried to get her friend to blow me but she wouldn’t kek
>>220550579it's giving grubhub
>>220550579Only little children who don't know any better and Disney adults like Disney these days.
>>220550579It does take some gravity to pull that in
>>220550579>and that's my cardio for the week done
>>220550579She’s a HUGE fan
All of these people are doing what's called DisneyBounding where you dress in an outfit or color scheme similar to a character because you aren't allowed to dress as a character on property. Kind of a Disney adult but mostly just because my wife and I are bad at deciding on where to go on vacation
>>220552680naziniggers.com?
>>220551778there’s a reason the billionaires live in jupiter big dog
>>220550579For me? It's CUTE Disney adults!
>>220551700i had a roommate who was a pirate on the porch ride, it was the only gig in the park you were allowed to swear in and he took full advantage my buddies sister was one of the snow whites for a few years, grew up always wanting to nail her and super into short black hair now
>>220550770You can just hear the snoring from this picture
>>220550579hehe... mass
>>220555047shes cute, i liked that video on the star wars hotel
being a Universal simp is far better. You are expressing how much you love kino movies and characters. Jaws, Back to the Future, Popeye, Universal Horrorwhereas disney simps are expressing how much they love....*checks notes*...Frozen...and .....marvel slop?
>>220550579Disney has always catered towards retarded minorities. About 20 years ago Disney was offering cheap tickets and local hotel stays were cheap as well. so my family thought it would be a good idea to go. but we got there and it was "Gay Days". the entire theme park was filled with gay couples. mostly men. there was a lot of gay fags making out with each other in line at the theme parks. you could see other straight people completely grossed out. and when i say filled i mean like 70% gay people.
>>220551436I'd eat her asshole
>>220551781LOL
>Hop in, dude!
>>220556131I completely understand now. they do these rides, made for families with very young children, because those bench seats are the only ones they can fit in
>>220550708No one actually knows. Experts believe it has something to do with genetics.
>>220555047based
>>220550770She's acting like her little toddlers are "all tuckered out". Fucking 20 and 23?? Why is this a family vacation? You can tell they aren't home from college. They will never move out.
>>220550859>we're offersWhat the fuck does that mean? Why can't these people make sense?
>>220551436This is kind of dumb. Cannibalism is fucked up.
>>220550579pink dress and green dress would get it>>220550859100% would both>>220551436she would get it, please believe
I'm not American or European but this thread makes me feel embarrassed
Last week was goth day at Disneyland, there were all kinds of gnarly fat freaks walking around, but also a bunch hot goth babes too, it was awesome!
Disneylanders == weebs who visit japan
>>220550859I wasn't planning on jerking off right now, but here we are
>>220555746Hehehe, you went with your gay family to Disgay Land.
>>220555746you watched fags make out at disneylandGAY ASS NIGGA
Why don't racists hate obese pig creatures as much as brown people?
>>220555047based People Mover enjoyer
>>220550770>>220550777>>220550859>>220551436
>>220555047sex with CUTE disney ADULTS
>>220550579You remember when screeching harpies kept talking about how Disney Princesses were causing women stress because it pressured them into being thin and beautiful?Also the thighs on the last one, Jesus tapfucking Christ.
>>220556131Oh god, poor caterpillar.
>>220550579>>220556131No wonder the lines at Disneyland apparently take so fucking long, these fuckers take up three spaces. They literally cannot get enough people on for the original capacity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3JU7leowNY
>>220557637
>>220557637>this pack of warthogs trudging around all day in the Florida heatImagine the smell
>>220553150Sure, let's start with the myopics and the asthmatics.
>>220550579There was a great article recently about this specific breed of goycattlehttps://archive.is/20260513211603/https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-lede/are-disney-adults-the-happiest-debtors-on-earth
>>220557614Same thing in World but it is worse, because more fatties come there.
>>220550904would you want to be the security guard that had to tell her to take it off
>>220558209I would take her to the changing rooms myself and plap that hog into next week, they'd have to fire me for not showing up to work the next day
>>220558042For me? It's (CUTE) Disney adult millionaires!
>>220558305>disney adults who become millionaires by scamming other disney adults while allowing disney execs to become billionairesit's a doggy dog world
>>220557637>rash you get from walking (as an obese landwale)>call it the disney rashDO AMERICANS REALLY only walk around when they are in disney land? But seriously, how long until mutts invent a carcentric disney land so all the fatties can drive their DODGE RAM trucks around the attractions, roadkill mickey and his friends and eat all their goyslop in their cars straight from the hunderds of drive-ins in this new magical kingdom?
>>220558305>”for me it’s this particular attention whore consoomer with fetal alcohol syndrome because she’s just the right level of homely that makes her seem attainable without being completely grotesque”Every time lol
>>220558484its literally just the skirtshe seems a bit mean spoiled girl irl not homely at all
>>220558305this you bro?
>>220557637>legs get red because they’re not used to 250lbs on top of them walking for a few hours>only happens to these people at Disney Guessing they have a desk job and spend maybe 5 minutes in total stood up an average day
>>220550859>>220551436I love black fatties so much bros.
>>220550770So do you think their parents accepted they are never going to have grandkids? and kinda decided to just double down and enable their children's NEET tendencies? Because this is very interesting and needs to be studied. Like what is the end game here as parents and childern? Like humans weren't meant to have relationships like this with their parents in adulthood.
>>220558305Aw, they threw away R2D2.
>>220559072The parents are also fucked up. The only difference is, society 40 years ago funneled everyone, generally, regardless of how fucked up they are, into the developmental milestones of house, spouse, kids by making those things easy to access and attain. The parents recreated themselves and the only difference is the society around them didnt produce the same result for their kids (who are identical to them). What constituted food was morphed by capitalism into an assault on your endocrine system. How to behave and manage yourself in public in terms of appearance and lifestyle got loosened dramatically to sell toys to adults. This was all done to make boomer business owners and shareholders lots and lots of money with no regard for the health and wellbeing of the populace.
>>220550579in awe at the size of this lass
>>220558484damn son, you obliterated him
>>220558441>DO AMERICANS REALLY only walk around when they are in disney land?It's the only place were is legal to walk in public
>>220557637>Refuse to lose weight>Develop arterial and venous issues>Call it a "rash"
>>220559072The woman will shit out a couple niglets and live at home as a single mom. The guy is probably an incel for like though.
>>220555047A light shining in the darkness. That's our Jenny.
>>220561586She clearly has down syndrome, anon.
>>220550579is there a way I can pay to shoot these things legally?they can ride around on their fat trains and it'll be like a funfair shooting gallery
>>220553468>randomly getting your dick suckedmust be nice being a normalfag
>>220558441You never heard od mobility scooters and motorized wheelchairs?My dad had back and knee problems later in life and last time we went to Disney he rented one to get around. Otherwise he had a cane. He wasn't heavy, just had some issues from old army injuries.
>>220558484thanks for thisI was getting annoyed at reading his posts
got dragged to the star wars world at disney and it was pretty cool to be fair. not worth the money whatsoever. got drunk and took edibles so im a biased. my family are disney adults…
>>220561936That's never stopped a black man before
>>220562538If she retarded, I'm retarded twinskeet skeet
>>220558305I'd Peter her Pan.Would she Tinker my Bell?
>>220550777Pooner?
>Dive in
>>220562732>Judy>still thinMake her bigger! The morbidly obese Disney adult audience is alienated by Judy's rail-thin bunny body! She needs to be fat!!!
>>220562797
>>220558579Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary, etc etc etc
>>220562153Funny thing is I’m not a normal fag at all. But I had a brief period when I went to college where I sort of got to reinvent myself or more like got a clean slate from high school, where I was the most abject loser not even on the social hierarchy. I used to spend my breaks and lunch periods just walking around off school property with the sole purpose of not seeing any of my peers. I even used to walk to a coffee shop to jerk off in the bathroom just to do something. I wasn’t just bullied people also seemed weirdly interested in what I was and wasn’t doing, all I wanted to do was disappear.College changed that and I was briefly considered cool until I reverted to my normal loner habits and dismissive avoidant attachment style. But during that time I ended up getting laid somehow which helped my confidence tremendously. I was a kissless virgin terrified of being with a girl out of fear that they'd know I had no experience (funny catch-22). I turned down several obvious advances because of this embarrassment and shame. It took a girl putting the moves on me, locking my door and taking off her shirt and pushing me against the wall for me to finally kiss a girl.Anyway that library experience was amazing and coincided with that wave of confidence. Things improved immeasurably after that and life is pretty good but I am in no way a normal fag, I’m so rife with self doubt and missing key life experiences that it’s honestly a wonder that I’ve done well. As I’ve gotten older I’ve learned to accept things and I think this has turned my social awkwardness and strange behaviors into somewhat charming eccentricities.Sometimes I’ve thought that if that girl didn’t basically force herself on me I might never have kissed a girl and there would have been a negative butterfly effect. She became my first girlfriend and was motivation for me to study hard and get off probation, improve my hygiene and habits and so on. Those big tits changed my life
>>220557614kek
>>220557637>mfw she zoomed on those knees
>>220550708Lots of very fat people at theme parks for some reason.
>>220563292what's the point of being a fat fuck at an amusement park if you're too fuckin fat to get on most rides?
>>220550579
>>220550708
>>220557637>that hyperextensionSNAP CITY BAYBEE
>>220559072Unfortunately fat weirdos actually do have kids these days. A lot of them have hobbies that require irl meet ups like comic conventions or pinball tournaments or MTG. And more and more fat retarded women are drawn into these nerd hobbies where they easily partner up with the nearest sweaty weirdo. People have the totally wrong idea about the sexual marketplace. Chad might get laid 20,000,000 times a year but none of those women are gonna have his baby.When I take my kids to the park the other dads are all pudgy betas. Once women have had their fun they will gladly settle for a domesticated man who will share household responsibilities. >but Chad is cucking them in secretSadly no, the kids all look like the spitting image of their ugly dads. Just a little 2 year old with a sad balding accountant face. The future is so bleak. People with good genetics literally don’t breed anymore because they can just fuck around and have more fun staying single forever
>>220558441Disneyworld is in swampy Florida where it’s 100 degrees with 90% humidity during tourist months. It’s honestly a terrible location. Every day you have multiple rolling thunderstorms that just drench you out of nowhere if you don’t have a poncho.
>>220550708These are adults who never grew up, never discovered discipline and could never put the fork down.
>>220563012Dude thats actually kind of sweet! is this a happy ending for anon?
>>2205635071 Corinthians 13:11 KJVWhen I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
>>220551995#NotAllAmericans... ;-;
>>220550579how many posters on this board now look like those things.
>>220562825Now, draw Judy digging in her ass.
>>220552680How did we go from obese Disney adults to race play ...
>>220563644Hallelujah!
>>220550579these are the people calling you a chud
>>220563452I love Florida weathert. britfag
>>220550579Fat people shouldn't be allowed to have fun. I say this as a fat person.
>>220563771I see no issue them going on the peoplemover. it never has a long queue. They should not be allowed to fuck up the popular rides
>>220550859Coal Black
>>220551436Black culture makes a lot more sense if you think of them as Warhammer Ogres.
>>220555047What a cutie. Reminds me of my gee eff
>>220550770>Disney tiredIt's the only time they leave the house and actually have to walk. Their poor knees have to carry these behemoths for hours at a time
>>220556131
>>220564100how do people justify being this big?
>>220563324It always annoys me when i have a little bit of a potbelly and my mum endlessly calls me fat. Like has she seen these american heffers, absolute landwhales. Their upper arms look like pool floaties, kankles and wide arms triple chins cellulite and rolls upon rolls for a stomach.So what if my belly is a little rotund, other than that I'm skinny as fuck all my limbs are narrow and slim. I also weigh like 30kgs less than her, what is my mums problem? I guess she wants me to have a 6-pack like the people she sees on the TV watching it 7 hours every single day.My brother also takes ozempic every day for like 2 years and is still double my mass, i have a munted spine from being in a seated position 23+ years straight so cannot stand for lengthy durations and they always tell me to exercise when they themselves are in awful shape
>>220564390
>>220556131>be friends>can't even sit next to each other because of how fat you've made yourselveslol, lmao
>220558305does her BF or husband take these pics
>>220552074t.hideous retard landwhale obsessed and childish fan
