How would you defeat him
Damage his heel
>>220550865Send Bruce Lee.
>>220550865fuck his mother. he's in troy. whats he gonna do
>>220550865Bring him a box with his wife's head in it.
>>220550865g43x
>>220550865Talk to him about Fight Club.
>>220551005>wifeStraight sex hadn't been invented yet
>>220550865Fuck in in the pussyWait no that's El Penor
>>220550985What? Make Achilles laugh to death?
>>220550865I've got no chance. My dad thought me how to fight but he had a neurodegenerative disease that limited the use of his upper body, so he mostly just taught me how to kick people in the heels really well. Can't imagine it would translate well in an actual fight
>>220550865I would listen, and that's what Hector didn't do
>>220550865by fighting him in a modern movie, where he wouldn't be allowed to beat someone of my particular skin tone.
>kill his little gay friend>refuse the duelAcuckes
>>220550865Could Herakles defeat Achillies? We need a limited series written by Claremont and illustrated by Bill Sienkiewicz to find out.
>>220551112They weren't gay, you silly roastie. You will never understand friendship among men.
>>220550865Trick him into a ball pit that has piss all over it.
>>220551134I'll do you one better-offer him a trojan foam pit
>>220550865Get a river god to kick his ass
>>220551130>kill his little (perfectly normal platonic heterosexual relationship) gay friend
>>220550865> How would you defeat himFirst I would cut off his right foot. Then I would cut off his left foot. Defeated.......
>>220551003He mother is a sea godess, already married to the king of a powerful nation, and extremelly protected and spoiled by Zeus
>>220550865Pocket sand. Then attempt to Strangle
>>220550865Achilles's Achilles heel was, in fact, his heel
>>220550865Shoot him in his achilles tendon.Kind of ironic he has the same name of the one body part that is his weakness, isn't it?
Achilles' pussy
>>220550865Gun.
>>220551871Challenge accepted.
>>220550865kill his shitass nephew kek
Order my servants to shoot him. With guns.
>>220550865I wouldn't defeat him, I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what nobody did.
>>220550865By having sex with him
>>220550865Ask Zeus, if he hasn’t changed sides yet. Otherwise Apollo and Athena have a history of taking pity. I guess bang some drums for Rhea because I’m a Trojan. Maybe Thetis will restrain her son since his fate is sealed
>>220550865>>220550883Elliot Page doesn't have a heel.
>>220550865If fuck his boyfriend, Patroclese.
>>220551113Yes. Heracles is THE hero of Greek myth. He's strong enough to fight gods equally, as a mortal. No other hero comes close.
>>220555513>Chad lore knowerI would not ever engage him outside of Troy battlefields since he's practically invincibleI'll ask at delphi my next move. Probably I'll choose to bribe someone and poison himWho the fuck would do that, it's another question
>>220550865I couldn't. Getting rekt by demigod and greatest warrior of battlefield wouldn't make me mad brah.
>>220555971I appreciate you using the correct name and spelling for his name
>>220550865I would looksmax and mog him to death
>>220550865sing him a song when hes on a boat and lure his ship into rocks its been proven to work!
>>220550865dance off
>>220550865Herakles can beat him.
>>220551113He'd>>220551130 be fighting Achilles and Hera
>>220551113He can but he's a muscle monster rather than someone with elite skillz so he's not as cool.
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>>220555971>He's strong enough to fight gods equally, as a mortalisnt he basically immortal? I remember he had to beg Hera to kill him after he got poisoned
>>220558997If you'd read the Odyssey you'd know that Achilles' shade tries to chide Odysseus for being a cowardly nerd and Heracles tells him to shut the fuck up. Heracles is Greek Superman and no other hero comes close. No skills? Half or more of his labors involve lateral thinking rather than brute strength.
>>220550865I don't get it, why where all the Greek heroes of the Trojan War in Greek hell in the odyssey?
>>220559693That's just how the underworld works, anon. It's not a heaven-hell dichotomy.
>>220551113Isn't Hercules just strong while Achilles is practically invincible?
>>220559749No, Achilles is much inferior to Heracles.
>>220559711But weren't most of them being tormented?
>>2205508659mm, safety always off.
>>220559778A "hero" classically defined is not a nice man. Why would they be having a chill and good afterlife?
>>220550865Divorce rape him and turn his kids into trannies
>>220559970Cause they were badass.
>>220559989And that's the badass' afterlife.
>>220550865he kinda has an Achilles heel,so to speakyou can try that
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