The true Hellen of Troy
>>220551249anal de armas XD
I guess a mexican could pass as a modern day turkish rape baby greek.
>>220551249Imagine going to war over a woman who doesn't even have fur or a tail.
Alexandra Daddario would have been a great choice.
>>220551249yep, time machine or fountain of youth?
>>220551613Cuban, you mouth-breathing mongoloid.
>>220551653true but ana is more greek looking, daddario with blonde hair looks straight up Aryan
>>220551701It's all subhuman to me.
anaana plsi will marry you anai will make you happy and give you babby ana
>>220551718>subhumanSays the imbred trailer trash
>>220551249this is from a Spanish series called hispania la leyenda, she plays a character named nerea
>>220551653medusa, indeed
this is the thread
>>220551615who?
>>220551249
>>220551741taco burrito pobrecito
helen of goy
>>220552693really digging deep there arent you
>>220551613Hey now. Before the Turks and Ottomans took over Greece and made us their rape babies, the Greeks took over Turkey and Persia and made them our rape babies. We alread had implanted our genes in them.
>>220551718Excuse me? Are you insulting Cubans?!
>>220551601it was a whole arm?
>>220551613It's the Turks who are the rape babies, you dumbass. Ottoman Turks enslave women from the Balkans, then the Turks proceed to rape them and the children are now automatically Muslims with full Ottoman citizenship after being born. Turks are literally gulams. With Ottoman Turkey being a slave society, then a good deal of Turks literally are products of rape.
>>220552356>phoenician, not greek or anatolian
>>220552356A bold and kino choice
>>220551718>Russians
>>220551741You're getting sent back to Mexico paco
she doesn’t look good without make up
>>220551249>Hellen of TroyWas a white woman with red hair and blue eyes.Nobody who cares about the Odyssey will pay money to see Helen of Troy played by a nigger.
It's interesting how inside titty is less arousing than outside titty even with the same distance to the covered nipple. Somebody should look into that
>>220551742Make up does wonders. Without it, she looks fat and bloated.
>>220551613That's why Jewish women are superior, they're practically Aryan.
>>220554623>>Hellen of Troy>Was a white woman with red hair and blue eyes.I bet you think Jesus was a blue-eyed blonde too?
>>220551249Zendaya mogs her
>>220554623>redheadEvery time
>>220554675>the face that launched a thousand ships>back to the Ancient Greece after the soldiers first laid an eye on her
>>220555124He's the son of God, so why wouldn't he be perfect?
>>220554623>Was a white woman with red hair and blue eyes.THIS SUMMER
>>220552356How can someone so ugly make my dick so hard
>>220551249>ACHAEANaLTO ACHAEaNAL
>>220555345
>>220554623?
>>220555182in her wildest dreams
>>220554623Wasn't real you tit
>>220551249You know what? Sure. I’m not sold on the argument that she’s the most beautiful woman currently alive, but if it was between me and another man, I would physically fight for exclusive sexual access to her in her prime. This Lupita nigress? Pfft hahahahaha. I’d only fight if the loser had to dick her down! Hahahahahahaha!
She's walling, maybe 10 years ago.
>>220554623>whiteI am Greek and red hair and blue eyes run in my family. I even had flecks of coppee in my beard.We are bot black, but we ain't white either.
>>220555124yes, and saying so otherwise is heresy in Islam btwThere is no prophet between me and him, that is, Jesus (ﷺ). He will descent (to the earth). When you see him, recognise him: a man of medium height, reddish fair, wearing two light yellow garments- Sunan Abi Dawud 4324
>>220551249>European and/or MediterraneanWell that's a start at least
>>220551249HELEN OF TROY LOOKED LIKE A FRUMPY ROMAN PROSTITUTE?UAU.
I know who would have been perfect
Greek morning tv presenter/weather girl Eleni Tsolaki.
>>220557891she killed billions
>>220551249helen was described as blonde with blue eyes. This specimen doesn't fit
>>220551249So suddenly a Cuban is okay to play q Greek?
>>220558117we wuzzer>>220556096her eyes are never described and neither eukomos nor xanthe means yellow haired
>>220558123If they are not of Amerindian ancestry, sure, they are just Spanish who generally look like the Greeks
>>220553502Come on now Greeks were treated nicely by the Turks, albeit young boys were forcefully conscripted.
>>220558123as a white Cuban she is probably 80-90% Iberian, so same shit
>>220558213Yeah, so nicely that they rebelled multiple times, despite getting slaughtered
>>220551702Looks uncanny
>>220551249>Hellen
>>220551621Felicity Jones would be an odd choice.
Helena was blonde.
>>220558343curious how the ancients never depicted her as such
>>220558343
>>220558343or this
>>220558343and this
blocks your path
>>220551249>latinx can be Helen but black cannot
>>220551249>The face that launched a thousand shipsDoes she float your boat?
>>220558343Holy Aphrodite
>>220551249You sound like an Indian on twitter posting this 15 year old picture of Ana. She doesn't look like that anymore.>>220554675It's 15 years ago. I swear every boomer/Indian who calls De Armas the MOST BEAUTIFUL will only post these 15 year old photos. It's so dumb.
helen of troy was comically ugly, original (early) translations understood this. the idea was that they started the war as a big inside joke to loot troy, and used helen as a pretext because she looked like a dog. if you knew or had access to the original and read it line by line it's incredibly obvious. but translators are usually retarded with no sense of humor so they try to read meaning into simple jokes where the meaning is obvious and clear. >the iliad: you greeks are dickheads, stop invading people>the odyssey: see look what happens when you go off on invasionshomer and the poets who performed these epic poems were war disabled veterans suffering ptsd and forced to sing for their supper. so they made humorous stories and jokes about famous military figures and had a bit of fun about how serious the leadership took itself in greece was at the time. a people who were desperate to build a massive empire and would briefly succeed a few centuries later with the macedonians (a cousin people with a shared cultural identity).
>>220560326Based knower
>>220559544The larger than average tits are providing a heavy cheerleader effect to her unremarkable face. Most of the women ITT have better facial features or eyes, but also, smaller breasts.To truly be the most beautiful woman in the world, Helen really would have needed both an amazingly beautifully proportioned face with hypnotic eyes, and a full, buxom, heaving bosom. Surely that’s not too much to ask for in an adaptation?
>>220555124He was of royal lineage, so that pretty much means he was fair of skin, hair and ayes.
anglowhiteys we wuzzing greco rome will never stop being unintentionally hilarious
Do Indians have no concept of time? They keep naming actresses who are in their 40s and posting pics from 20 years ago, thinking that if they suddenly get cast in a new movie they're gonna miraculously regain those past looks.
>>220558371>>220558402>>220558424Ancients, yes; contemporaries, no.How old are these frescoes?Pompeii was buried in 79 BC.Trojan War was ca. 1250 BC.There could be over 1,100 years between the two.With that span of time, the Pompeiians are no more qualified than any modern depiction.>>220560476>hypnotic eyes>heaving bosomGot your Helen ' Troy right here, buddy.
>>220554604you wish lolICE aint doing shit
>>220559570ana is literally 95% white
>>220560777Half of ICE ARE Mexicans.
>>220559796>indian is when you like the hot famous actress that was literally a bond girlare you a jealous woman?
>>220555986she's so cute bros...
>>220560736>>220559796samefag is obvious
>>220560907saar
>>220560916gotchu Bitch
No one said Hunter yet? She is the obvious choice.
>>220554623Greeks associated red hair with barbarians like Thracians and Scythians
>>220559796its tranny hours
>>220553306Watch GIO2813 and thank me later
>>220551613med is med
>>220551647humina
>>220557891?
>>220558099>Eleni TsolakiJust in case anyone is not aware who she is, here is an iconic clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_2JOjb5MgcThe female host's name is Stamatina Tsimtsili. Another treat for the eye.
