ring status?
>>220551557The crust ring has been broken
Take his fuckin' ring off
>>220551557Dick status?
>ruins his career for clown bussyIt CANNOT be that good
>>220551557Why couldn't it be inspired by the actual LOTR books?
>HOBBITSES TAKES OFF PRECIOUS RAGSES NOOOOOOOOOOO
gaped
>>220551557hope gandelf gets raped by smeagal or somthing
>>220551817Until you enter a bleeding virgin anus of a skinny bony clown you'll never know true bliss.
>>220551864kek
How come there was no backlash for portraying rape as a corrective punishment, when the public has been browbeaten repeatedly for ever suggesting it against some of the most heinous acts of violence?
>>220553602He wasn’t raped he was forced to showe you fucking idiot. Lots of prisoners try to protest the system by refusing to bathe. Usually other prisoners fuck them up as a way to incentivize compliance
>>220553648we got a wily one boys
>>220551557Blow his fucking ring out.
>>220553648this anon got JOKERED
>>220553648After Joker: Folie à Deux it really feels like they've been lying to the public about corrective rape, they had no problem using it to get the desired outcome they wanted
RAPE ISN'T FUNNY
>>220553602>when the public has been browbeaten repeatedly for ever suggesting it against some of the most heinous acts of violence?whatwhen has the public ever done that? Are you from *srael? But there was no browbeating there either.
>>220551817>>ruins his careerOn the contrary, he'll be typecast for new roles.Todd Phillips is the one who ruined his career.
>>220553846The sweltering summer of 3009...
>>220555306He's talking about the cop. Gleeson ruined his career by playing Trump. This is part of his humiliation ritual since nobody watched the Trump movie. They let him be the top because they hate Trump.
>>220551557>ring status?Tangerine sized
>>220554775It is when you have squeaky clown shoes
Butthole status?
>>220551864NOT IT'S CLOWNS POCKETSES, NOOO PRECIOUS
>>220554775I think it would be inherently funny for there to be a scene in which a male clown is orally raped, but he still has his red nose on. So as his head is being held in a vice grip, and the cock is being pistoned in and out of his face at mach five, you get both the “gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck” noise, and also the rapist’s fat belly is honking the clown nose. “Wowee wowee wowee wowee wowee”.Then, on a particularly deep thrust, the clown starts gagging worse than ever, manages to thrash his way free, and throws up. Except he vomits a series of hankerchiefs, in every colour of the rainbow, tied end to end, one after the other, until it’s far too long to have ever fit inside him.Then the clown suprised the rapist, by spraying his cock with seltzer from his flower, and the rapist responds by losing his temper, and bringing himself to an orgasm and shooting his load all over the clown. Except the load is confetti. And as it covers the clown’s cum whore face, a trombone plays that “womp womp womp waahhh” sound. I don’t know, the idea of it just tickles me pink for some reason.
>>220551557This article is literally written just give /tv/ some joker posting material
The origin of where golem got his rags...
Sounds like hes going to pull a matrix4/joker and blow up tolkiens work epic style
>*put the ring on his dick*>"Time to get jokered, baby!"What did Jackson mean by this...
>go ahead anon>put your finger in me
>>220551557inb4 we’re all wrong, and it has nothing to do with Joker 2, and the comparisons are all to Joker 1. It’s all about Smeagol seething that Deagol wouldn’t give him whatever he wanted for his second birthday present, or that his neighbours chased him away after he had started using the ring to eavesdrop on their private conversations, spread that information as gossip, and raid their homes for jewellery and food. Imagine if it was played completely seriously, with slow artsy shots of Smeagol sulking, and the malicious Gollum personality slowly emerging and establishing itself as dominant. Imagine if this happened just after Smeagol snuck into an elderly hobbit woman’s residence, stole her best seed cakes and ale, and before he left, punched her in the back of the head for good measure. It could actually be a work of immense art, perfectly portraying the character flaws that led him to becoming who he was by the time Sam and Frodo met him. It could also be absolutely precious.“Oh they hates us precious, they always scolds us, they are ever so cruel to poor Smeagol”. Sad violin music plays. Next scene, he’s invisible in a married couple’s bedroom, leering as he watches them have sex with each other.
>>220556759>it could also be absolutely precious I meant to say it could also be absolutely hillarious. Fuck me, that’s a terrifying Freudian slip. I think I got too far into Smeagol’s self justification there. I need to go back to church man.
>>220551864Gollum: We wants them. We needs them. Must have our ragses. They stole them. from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Perverted. Handsy. Lustful!Smeagol: No. Not master. Master is pure. Gollum: Yes, precious. Lustful. He wants to share you. With the bear. They will rape you, gape you, and buck break you!Smeagol: Master loves me. Golllum: Nobody loves you. They just want to use your body to make themselves feel good. Smeagol: Not listening. I'm not listening.Gollum: You're a whore and you bring it all upon yourself. Smeagol: No.Gollum: You’re a prostitute.Smeagol: Go away.Gollum: Go away? Smeagol: I hate you. I hate you.Gollum: How stretched out would you be without me? I saved us. It was me. Our sphincter can still close because of me! Smeagol: Not anymore. Gollum: What did you say? Smeagol: Master looks after our boypussy now. He is gentle with us. We don't need you. Gollum: What? Smeagol: Leave now......and never slut shame me. Gollum: No. Smeagol: Leave now and never slut shame me! Leave now and never slut shame me! (There is silence) Smeagol: We told him to go away. And away he goes, like my ragses. Gone! Gone! Gone! Smeagol is free to live his best nudist lifestyle sub life!
Hot as magma.
>>220557567Later on: Smeagol: Master. Master looks after us. Master wouldn't rape us! Master wouldn’t gape us!Gollum: Master broke his promise of exclusivity. He let the bear touch us. Smeagol: Don’t ask Smeagol! Poor, sore Smeagol. Gollum: Master betrayed our D/s contract! Perverted, lustful, didn’t honour the safe word! We ought to give him a domination loss session! Whip him! Whip him! Whip them both! Torture their cocks and balls! And then we take back our ragses! And WE be the master! Smeagol: But the bear. He knows. Always watching, from his cuck chair. Gollum: Then we tie him to the chair, blindfold him so he can’t watch anymore, and cage his cock!Smeagol: Yes! Yes! Yes!Gollum: Rape them both!Smeagol: Yes! No! It’s too kinky! Too kinky! We are a total bottom!Gollum: We could let her do it. Smeagol: Yes, she could do it. Gollum: Yes precious, she could. Lead them into her dungeon, tie them up in Godess web, and bust their balls! Then peg their prostates silly! Smeagol: Yes!Gollum: And one they’re mind broken into permanent subspsace by their sissygasms… we takes the ragses!Smeagol: We takes the ragses once they’re bimbofied into begging for endless punishment from their new Goddess, and then we is the Master! ShhhhSmeagol: Come Hobbits. Lots of fantasies to explore yet. Smeagol will show you the way. Follow me.
He just wanted to stroke his precious in his goon cave.
