Why didn’t get get notable films like other comics? Like Eddit Murphy etc..?
He was in Blue Jasmine, a well received Woody Allen film.
>>220551936the only worthwhile thing joe rogan has ever said is that dice's the day the laughter died album is hilarious
>>220551936He basically played himself in TAoFF and that's his magnum opus. He's not too talented or interesting as an actor and I don't think he had ambitions to become a "real" actor either. If somebody wants him in his/her film for some reason he does his part but that's it. See his 4th billing on the Star is Born remake. On top of that I feel he's too synonymous with his stand-up character to ever be taken seriously as an actor. People just see your pic no matter how he's dressed in the particular movie.
>>220552184>The rapper>Tone LocIdk why I find that funny, the boomer approach to rap is just funny
>>220552112He didn’t get to do a rush hour or lethal weapon
>>220552184I love this stupid-ass movie.
>>220552703>Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
>>220552184Never really liked him as a stand-up comedian but The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is one of those great movies along with Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pee-Wee Herman, Elvira's Mistress of the Dark etc... where comedians took their personas and made films that stand on their own. Sadly we don't get those anymore while the only modern equivalent would be Freddy Got Fingered, that was released 25 years ago, or The Angry Videogame Nerd Movie, which fucking sucked! A few other things, it was a part of Renny Harlan's holy trifecta with A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 (1988 and my personal favorite of the series) and Die Hard 2 (also my favorite of that series) with the latter being released on July 11th and DH2 on July 2nd.Some trivia; The character named Zuzu Petals is a reference to It's A Wonderful Life. Having worked with Robert England on ANOES4, Harlan cast him as the cockney hitman who's killed by Ford at the end. The two twin girls Ford fucks at the beginning of the film were also in the Freddy's Nightmares TV series pilot episode as twin sisters in No More Mr. Nice Guy and Sister's Keeper.Anywho, if you're interested, there's a great podcast at The Projection Booth with its writer Daniel Waters (who also wrote Heathers, 1988) among others that goes into detail about its development and changes made once Dice got involved.Finally, I love the tie in song by Yellow, who also composed the score for the movie, and apart from Unbelievable, the rest of the OST has never been released on any format to the best of my knowledge and long overdo......https://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2012/08/episode-75-adventures-of-ford-fairlane.htmlhttps://youtu.be/nKZCsoG6QDU?si=CAS5R2pzs9S-lhky!!!FACT!!!
Political Correctness started around the time he was enjoyed and it slowly killed his career. He was pretty funny when I was younger in the late 80s. With friends we would get drunk and play the VHS I had of him and he was just funny at the time but it's dated a bit now. plus all of the brainwashing from RadFems has made all of this old humor difficult to enjoy now. Like even though I'm not PC I just feel that gnawing away. I miss freedoms of not worrying about consequences especially since i never did anything criminal. they are making his humor criminal
>>220553096TAOFF also acts as a time capsule of the music industry that was overflowing with extravagant hair metal bands who were either killed dead or rendered obsolete in 1991 with the release of Nirvana's second album Nevermind. !!!FACT!!!
>>220553173Those hair bands were passé as of Appetite for Destruction
>>220553436>Those hair bands were passé as of Appetite for DestructionAFD was released in 87 while the changing trends didn't start taking affect until at least 91 based on my perception of the music industry at the time!!!FACT!!!
>>220551936>Why didn’t get get notable filmsthe film industry is famously antisemitic
>1989: sells out 22,000 seats at Madison Square Garden twice in one night.>1991: bum on the street
>>220552184Zuzu Petals
>>220553172Famous women were trying to cancel him by saying they wouldnt work with him. Hollywood caved like bitches. His best movie is Casual Sex
>>220553533Post Grunge when rock artists became "unsellable" then Napster, then the industriy's solution was to American Idol everything. It still sickens me. There are so many good rock acts that we aren't allowed to enjoy. Because everything is bad hip hop and r&b, dance or bad recycled pop
>>220551936not all jews can be Mel Brooks or Gene Wilder.
>>220552226What does that mean? What's the "approach"?
>Jew pretending to be an Italian tough guyMany such cases...
>>220551936He was a gimmicky onetrick like Gallagher before him and Carrot Top after him. The only difference is he was a jew pretending to be an italian. He's been remembered far longer than he really deserves.
>>220553533>>220553173>>220553096Stop it with that 'FACT' shit. These are your opinions. And they'd be decent posts if you didn't sign them like that.
His name is Andrew Silverstein and the whole act was a character. That was his problem. He never sold himself. He was a Larry The Cable Guy of his era, so the schtick only went so far. A gimmick has a short shelf life.
>>220553830Larry the Cable Guy starred in movies
>>220553830Both he and 'Larry' were far more popular in their personas as they'd have been as themselves. We know 'Dan Whitney' didn't do very well. There was no problem. Dice was huge for a long time and he'll be famous forever. Only a handful of entertainers stay on top for decades. I don't want to live in a world where him and guys like Pauly Shore have Tom Hanks/Cruise careers. It wouldn't make sense. >>220553864One movie. Not nearly as much film work as Dice got. Who could forget the way he lights that cigarette outside the club in Pretty in Pink?
Of course we can't have a discussion about Dice on this board without the "jew" schizos coming out to talk about jew stuff like it's relevant. Like anyone else thinks negative things about actors and performers for being Jewish. Dumbest retards in the world think that. And they all come to 4chan because it's allowed.
>>220553928Calm down rabbi...
>>220553928>Oi vey! We gotta' protect the JEEWWWSSSS!!!!!Fuck off.
>>220553591What went so wrong
>>220553903if you're excluding straight to video, Larry starred in 3 movies plus the Cars franchise with cameos in others
This thread proves the jew conspiracy shit isn't true. Because otherwise 'they' would have just forced him on us or whatever the crazies think happens and he'd be a huge star and not some perceived "forgotten failure". By their retarded rationale there should be no such thing as a C-list Jew. >>220553941>>220553960Checkmate, you pathetic, ignorant, bitter virgin cunts.
It must be conflicting for the resident antisemite scum to have a guy they need to pretend to hate because he's Jewish, and yet he's a misogynist hero they should love for saying things like: "Hickory Dickory Dock, bitch sit on my fuckin' cock!"
>>220553928You aren’t wrong but your also kinda of a fag so dunno
>>220554028Guess their power is limited then. Is that supposed to "expose" something or make anyone upset?They built vaudeville and then Hollywood. That doesn't mean they run the world. It means they have significant influence in entertainment. Let me guess, you think that's "not fair"?No, I think it's like the Native Americans and their casinos. It's too little, too late, but it's reparations of sorts. And this is something they built, not something we gave them. Seems you can't see a headline like that without it somehow solidifying a bunch of lies you read.That's why everyone knows racists and conspiracy theorists lack critical thinking skills. It's why we don't respect you and why you're afraid to ever post any of your lies with your name attached to it. lol, you fucking chickenshit.
>>220553928Based triple-reverse-troll thread-deailer. Nobody mentioned jews until you did.
>>220554115Can you not read? I was reacting to the mention of jews. You people are demonstrably retarded even when you're calling others out. LOL>>220553830>>220553804>>220553727
>>220553996>nearly half>halfWell...that's a good start, I guess.
>>220554151You don't harbor antisemitic beliefs, anon. You're just an incel trying to be edgy. Sorry you'll never have sex, but it's not their fault.
>>220553997Rabbi, please, your heart. Calm down.
>>220554171Troll, please, your facts. You have none and you lose every argument.
>>220551936Why dont jews ever just be jews? Like seinfeld and larry david are just jewish jews, this heeb though puts on an italian mask and mocks them
>>220554190Why do you think about Jews? I don't get why every time I come on 4chan no matter what board there's someone bitching about Jews these days. There's nothing that Jews, 2% of the population, do to affect your life in any way. So it's very strange that you ever bring them up. Like ever. There's no relevance to anything. Most of these "jews" are not even practicing that religion. So none have done anything wrong. There's no reason to point out that they're Jewish. Because it's not relevant to anything and you can't even make a case for why it would be. Believe me, I've tried to understand, but you just respond with "okay, Rabbi" or some other bullshit that sidesteps my question and tries to paint ME as Jewish, which raises more questions. You're too fucking stupid to defend any of this because you don't know. You just know it's in fashion to make negative posts about jews. You don't know the whys of any of it. Even if you believed any of it, it would not indict modern Hollywood actor jews. So you're stuck once again with NO retort and therefore I keep winning. 100% chance someone just falsely calls me a jew again. Fucking dumb foreigner kids playing on my website.
Ford Fairlane is great. Always loved that movie. Holly Hunter is on absolute fire in that film. She was hot as fuck back then.
>>220554215Even if that were true they'd be wrong and I'd not have lost any argument. Half the world believes in a god and they are clearly wrong. That's like you telling me there's definitely a god because half the world thinks so.LOL, you're fucking stupid AND an incel who will never put his penis in a vagina. I rest my case.
>>220554273lol, you again have no words or argument against me. Just some image. You're lazy AND stupid AND an incel.
>>220554255>"why do you think about jews???">thread about a jew pretending not to be a jew for moneyMaybe if the thread was about toy story or something unrelated to jews entirely
>>220554290But that's not what the thread is about. That's what the jew-obsessed virgin schizos like you have made it about. Condolences.
>>220554302They told you to just refer to your folder to make your arguments for you, but you can't back them up. You don't know what they mean. LOL, hence no words from you again. Bot, just posting from the folder when it sees the word 'jew'.
>>220554302Yeah, you don't get to dislike Andrew Dice Clay or any other Jew for what some old man in Israel said. And you have no comeback for this because you know I'm right.
>>220554180>we need to pump those numbers up
>>220554340How do you reconcile that you love Trump and hate Jews? Isn't that difficult to have those conflicts all over your life? Sorry, there aren't any real groups anywhere who will publicly say they hate jews or israel. All of you are cowards. Your posts are in bad faith. You love the jews.
>>220554302So do something about it, bitch boy. These jews are telling you to your face that they own you and you wage slave away to serve them. You continue to do it every single day and they still reap the benefits. Do something about it pussy.
>>220554361You've never ever won though. You're constantly defeated and you always will be. Your whole mindset is based on the notion that jews have immense power and will never give it up. Sounds like you've permanently lost your little faggy crusade, just like Hitler and anyone else who ever tried. Sad that you can't even enjoy movies or TV or the discussion of any of it without devolving into spreading jew hatespeech. You're the one running propaganda. You're the one spreading bad vibes and lies here. We want to discuss movies and you're just 'jew jew jew' in every thread. It's your job. It's the only reason you're here.
>>220554138What are you replying to me for? Could you really not parse why someone who bases their gimmick on raunchy humor and pretending to be another ethnicity might limit their broad appeal? Surely I don't need to spell this out for you.
>>220554387lol, see? You have nothing. Who is that man? Does he speak for actors who were born Jewish?No, so there's ZERO relevance and you look stupid again.
>>220554408Those three at the bottom were references. The only "reply" is the first one. Are you new here? If you wrote the first one I'm replying because you wrote to me first. If you're one of the bottom three it's not a reply to you. Fuck off.
>>220554437And THERE it is. The immediate cop out. >HURR DURR these jews are the reason I can't have sex. These jews control everything and are laughing at us. Here's a video ADMITTING they control us and I wage slave every day for them.>No I WON'T actually do anything to stop them or fight back because that's ALSO a jewish trick so I will just sit here and bitch and moan about the jews who stop me from having sex but never actually doing anything about it because that's what they want.You legitimately deserve to be ruled by slimy jews. You're so stupid and so easily convinced to remain in your little cuck cage and never upset the establishment.
>>220554480>TWO MORE WEEKS!!!kek, aight call me when it starts. I'll keep counting my money until then.
>>220554480>Generation Z>Accomplishing anything besides staring into their phones like Narcissus.Lol, no.
>>220554578And once again, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT BITCH BOY! Nothing. You're such a controlled pussy that you watch your enemies tell you TO YOUR FACE that you are their slave and your only defense is to bitch and moan about it. Because any REAL defense (rising up against them, etc) is also somehow what they want. Do something about it bitch boy. You won't. You will sit there while they continue to rule over you and you will do nothing because you are a controlled docile little bitch ass pussy boy.
>>220554555>having a twitter accountnta but lmao
>>220554603Ooooh I'm shaking. You've been saying this for literally years and I haven't gotten so much as a dirty look in my exclusive community that you couldn't afford to even look at. Like I said, I'll be waiting, let me know when so I can stop laughing at you.
>>220553996WHOA, WE'RE HALF WAY THEREWHOA OH, LIVIN' ON A PRAYERTAKE MY HAND, WE'LL MAKE IT, I SWEAR
>>220554627Is this really supposed to be scary to anyone? You still such a pussy that you're looking for videos of people doing what you WISH you could do years ago. That's a grand whopping total of six jews in distress. Can't wait until you get to the millions. TWO MORE WEEKS. Keep it coming I love laughing at you squirming.
>>220552184this movie is unironically kino
>>220552184>yeah, I fucked her>AGUUUUUUUUUUUUULove you Dice.
I can't believe no one has mentioned his role in One Night at McCool's. Do you people even watch movies?
>>220554705>>220554730>TWO MORE WEEEKS! WE'RE COMING FOR YOOOOOU!hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
>Can I help you? Oh! No fucking pictures!>What?>What?>Did this used to be a Circuit City?>Yeah it closed. There's a Five Guys round the block.>Five Guys is a burger place.>Do you mean Best Buy?>Best Buy yeah.>I love Best Buy so much. Do you like it?>Yeah I love it. Get the fuck out of here I don't even care what you want anymore
>>220554841Literally nowhere because you still won't do shit and we will still own you. Your literally only defense is crying and posting your folder of images on an anime forum. TWO MORE WEEKS! TRUST THE PLAN!!!
>>220553533AFD sold 30 million copies, same as NevermindBig/cool rock bands 1987-1991:>Jane's Addiction>RHCP>Faith No More>Soundgarden>Pantera>MetallicaNo longer cool or on the way out:>Van Halen>Motley Crue>Def Leppard>Poison>Rattand so onMusic journos/critics preferred Nirvana and have rewritten history
>>220554114>They built vaudeville and then HollywoodCorrection, they took those things over using underhanded/criminal tactics
Store Manager: Where's your bodyguard?Carmen: I'm his bodyguard!Dice: Listen I know you got this idea about me but thats not how it isSM: I should be your bodyguard.Dice: You? Why to protect from people like you?SM: We can wrestle for it. If I pin you I get to be your bodyguard. If you pin me I'll give you a free chair.Dice: I don't need no free fucking chair. Listen pal I've had my ass kicked by some of the toughest guys and you're not one of those guys. So do yourself a favour and walk the away.SM: No lets do it you pussy come onDice: Oh you stupid fuck. What time's your aunt's party?Carmen: Go ahead, we have time. Kick his ass
>>220554914cut it the heck out and stop blaming my people. i didn't even do anything and it pisses me the heck off when i get lumped in with these elite pieces of shit. i just want to talk on 4chan and just not deal with this stuff ok? ignore the other dude he's probably some gay ass brown guy trying to turn you against us by being annoying
>>220553996>more like half of white people, because i can't imagine some people not brain-washed into the holocaust industry since birth to have good ideas about people who say that it's alright for them to scam, lie, rob, or even kill, because they LARP as people of the book>>220553928you are talking like his jew certificate was revoked?!
>>220551936He kept a very important tradition alive;A jew pretending to be italian to look tough.
Remember when he emasculated that host on CNN for asking him about owning a gym?
>>220553826>Stop it with that 'FACT' shit. These are your opinions. And they'd be decent posts if you didn't sign them like that.https://jumpshare.com/share/07QF8XQwqHQxzP6Wg0r0!!!FACT!!!
>>220555081no
>>220552184>I don't think he had ambitions to become a "real" actor eitherOh he DID. He started as an actor and then tried to do standup but was terrible. When he started exaggerating his "Nu Yorwk tuff guy" character that he was doing at cattle calls and plugged it into a standup act it took off but permanently branded him to the Diceman character and he tried to divorce himself from it in his attempt with a standard sitcom but eventually gave up.
>>220552184He played himself on Entourage a few years back a version who had to do some shitty cartoon with Johnny Drama because he needed the money (and did the part on Entourage because he probably needed the money, lol).
