>MUH VAGINA - but Asian!!
>>220552344Out of curiosity, I turned on the "abortion comedy" (evil shit) by Jenny Slate and literally the first words are about the gunk that comes out of her vagina. Turned off. Stereotypes are real.
>sideways pussy
>>220552427>sideways pussyThey love it when you ask about it, btw. If you ever meet an Asian chick that you're interested in, say something like, "is it really... you know..." (and direct your eyes downwards for a moment before tilting your head slowly sideways) She'll understand you. Works every time. Trust me.
>>220552344Vachina?
>I’M A PREGNANT ASIAN WOMAN AND A BITCH LMAOher entire routine
>>220552386abortion is funny anon. you'd know this if you weren't afraid of your imaginary sky daddy invented to scare judahites 2500 years ago
>>220552386>abortion is le evil!Oh fuck off larping faggot. You only pretend to be Christian because /pol/ said it's heckin based.
>>220552957>>220553081>Only Christians don't thinking killing fetuses coolYou guys aren't bright but you seem gay so meet up
>>220553081>Only religious people think killing your child is evil Are we really at this point, faggot? Kill your baby but quit trying to justify it by saying it isn't. You'd kill it regardless, trash.
>>220552344what comedian, male or female, does not ever talk about dicks, pussy, or sex?
>>220553109Me
>>220552957Don't forget>I cucked my husband lmao
>>220553108>You'd kill it regardless, trash.Yes I would you moralizing faggot. Why don't you try having an unwanted parasite in your crotch for 9 months and going through unspeakable pain to shit it out?It's the moral thing to do right? Fuck out of here you hypocrite.
>>220553109Gregg Turkington
>>220553109David Tench
This is Beef lady? Good show, the first season at least, haven't seen the second. The finale got a bit quirk chungussy but overall very good show.
>>220552344Indians are funnier
>>220552962>>220553081yea i'm not christian abortion is just disgusting low class behavior like smoking or getting tattoos. it's an "ick" if you will. i was riding in a car with a work colleague once and he swerved to run over a squirrel and went "wooooo" and i was fucking repulsed. that's how i feel about abortion. it's not some god telling me to be moral, it's just a inherited negative reaction to psychopathic behavior.
>>220553180I couldn't get into it. Asian Americans are the most boring minority imaginable.
>>220553100>>220553108Makes no sense to be a sanctimonious twat while browsing 4chan of all places, anons here happily mock horrific tragedies, make light of rape and pedophilia (or are pedos), etc. So why exactly should abortion be off limits as dark comedy?
>>220552962>Abortion is funnyNo, it isn't. I support reproductive rights and am not a Christcuck but how is it funny?
>>220553159>>220553168>literal whos>also turkington does sexual comedy>tench is such a no-name he literally doesnt have bodies of work to even reference or check
>>220553246Turkington is a big shot in the Victorville film archivist community I'll have you know. Real Greggheads get it.
>>220552916No you’re supposed to do the asian eyes with your fingers
>>220553273Fuck that explains why the always get mad me for asking. Thank anon.
HHHAHAHAHA BUT YOU KNOW FO ASIAN RADY ISS DIFARENT, RIKE WHEN A CHEAT ON MY HABAND SOMETIME THE BOY SAY "OOOO DIS PUSSY TIGHT RIKE RITTA GURL" AND IM RIKA "WHAAAAA HOW YOU KNOW THIS THIIIIING????"
>>220553325Which of her specials was this from again?
>>220553195>i was riding in a car with a work colleague once and he swerved to run over a squirrel and went "wooooo"That's funny
>>220552386I was wondering what you were talking about, so I searched for it.>"I used to hide what my vagina did to my underpants. And, by the way, what all vaginas do to all underpants, okay? There is no woman who ends her day with, like, a clean pair of underpants that look like they've ever even come from a store, okay?">"They look like little bags that have fallen face down in, like, a tub of cream cheese, and then, like, commando-crawled their way out. And then, like, carabinered up, like, into a crotch. Like, they're not items that are for anyone to see. But now, I'm just like, "Whatever." You know, I have a human vagina."
>>220552344Why do gweilos love ugly asians? Shit is mind-boggling.
>>220553195>a inherited negative reactioninherited from God
>>220553445they don't actually think asians are attractive and can't tell individual asians apart anyway. They are just attracted to the idea of "asianness."
>>220553445There are plenty of Asian women who are way way hotter than her but I still find her attractive. But yeah I have only to walk down the street or get on a bus and 8 out of 10 times there will be an Asian woman somewhere who looks like a supermodel.
>>220552962>sky daddyThis insult doesn't work now that we know all atheists are faggots.
>>220553430I recently saw a woman making jokes on stage and they weren't about her vagina, sex, or men in general. I actually enjoyed her. I don't remember her name though because I thought she was ugly.
shit thread hang urself
>>220552928Somebody give this man a trophy.
>>220553189>what's the deal with toilets?
>>220553911homosexual acceptance is peak midwit. it's the definition of one of those graphs where the retards and the geniuses both agree that it's bad while the midwits in the middle are too dumb to figure out why it is either good OR bad and just uncritically accept whatever the status quo says.
>>220553108>>220553109Ywnbaw
>>220552344>asian vaginaYou have my attention
>>220553200you're the other side of that same coin pretending that abortion isn't that bad or that it's nothing in order to spite those people
>>220552344>MUH VAGINA - but sideways!!
>>220553273kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEMB9kBM7k
>>220552962Yahweh is not a real sky daddy, merely wearing the skin of one to try trick whypipo and make a mockery of the Jupiter archetype (he even calls himself Jehova (Jove)) and that's why he's le bad
>>220554288What level of Richard Spencer homosexual Apollo LARP is this?
>>220552344Holy shit watching comedy on Netflix reminds me of drinking at 2 PM from anxiety overflowing and not knowing what to do with my life.Why did they make a festival if the whole thing wasnt gonna be available on streaming, that is dumb and I bet it's the best comedy thing they could have.
>>220554319>AHHHHHH if you don't worship my transexual child sacrifice demanding Middle Eastern localised egregore you're le not white or something and gay
