>she’s pregnant as well
>>220552951Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right hereL-I-M-P Bizkit is right herePeople in the house, put them hands in the air'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (Yeah)One, two, three times, two to the sixJonesin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mixSo where the fuck you at, punk? Shut the fuck upAnd back the fuck up while we fuck this track up
>>220552951Imagine you're at home thinking about the ass you get to fuck and your controlling cunt of a wife starts bothering you. You've accepted you will have to deal with this for the kids and just be happy knowing you get to squeeze into that tight anal cave every now and then.Suddenly, the people who are supposed to respect you the most, the little ones who should love you more than anything, show you the truth; they have been mentally twisted by the demonic forces of your wife. They don't just disrespect you, they hate you. A vicious, violent nuggie assault comes at you. One, then two, then four at a time. Your own children are trying to kill you and it's your wife's fault.In the end, it was merely self defense
>>220552951Your mom's pregnant.
>>220553080Were the nuggets cooked or frozen?
>>220552951So we all agree that house had some paranormal shit going on? Iykyk
>>220553235Yes, the synchronicity of that footage playing on the TV at that exact moment is absolutely insane even if it is just a coincidence. Wasn't there a graphic of a skull disappearing into a black liquid, or something like that? Parallel with the oil barrels he stuffed his kids into. What the fuck.
>>220553212He was unarmed thats like asking were the bullets fmj or not. Either way those kids had it coming
>>220553257There was one part of bodycam footage where a female officer and forensics woman were checking out a closet and they both heard something that sounded like a kid. You can tell they were spooked.
>>220553269>7:22https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-LJBzVfNZ0
>>220553305>>220553269Yeah I think I did watch this at some point. From memory the detectives were seasoned veterans but still found the house extremely creepy. The noises could be something mundane but are still rather spooky.
>>220553339The house probably made him crave anal and start the whole shebang
>>220553358
Shannan had Munchausen by proxy which usually manifests itself these days as forced transition of young children. Chris usually refers to them as “the kids” rather than as girls. Chris may have killed his sons as a mercy killing knowing Shenan had already caused serious mental damage to them but knew in todays world a triple murder was more likely to be successful than trying to detransition the boys post divorce.
the media also lied about the jinnkid case. ana was seeing another man behind ali's back but the media always left that out and said he was an abusive monster
>>220553305Look at all those fucking shoes, god damn.
I think I've seen every major documentary on this and not a single fucking one addressed why there were kids and a womans voice in the house on the police body cam, like it happened several times and you can hear it on the raw footage.By far the weirdest part of the case but no one ever talks about it.
>>220553568That's probably because they wanted to be taken seriously.
>>220552951
>>220553606Aren't we past the point of pretending ghosts and aliens don't exist yet?
2spooky
>>220552951___ ____
>>220553305Was literally just about to post this.Great taste in YouTube Channels. I'd love to see Bob cover more weird shit like this.
>>220553731>ghosts exist because I forgot to take my meds todayokay
>>220553606>Ignore and deny the evidence plain & obvious to your own eyes & ears if you want to be "taken seriously"People like you are fundamental detriment to society.
>>220553235>>220553257So, his neighbor's house had paranormal activity? That wasn't his house. It was his neighbor's house.
>>220553235the paranormal shit is called GOD
>>220553762>you're a detriment to society because.... you don't believe in le spooky ghostsGo shit your pants watching scooby-doo.
>>220553806>>220553835he missed thos ekids so much they were following him around
>>220553835I gotta go.
>>220553845Was there or was there not an unidentified audible voice in the audio of that footage? If so why the fuck would it not be acknowledged? Just because you can't READILY explain it?You have an incredibly unscientific mind. Scientific minds see something that can't be unexplained and seek to explain it, even if they ultimately can't. Unscientific, dogmatic minds ignore and deny evidence that their CURRENT understanding of the world is incomplete.
>>220553910Do you drop to your knees and praise haysoos every time your madre asks alexa to play mariachi music and think it's the holy santos using divine magic? I can't imagine what a wild fantasy world it must be inside a brown mind.
I hate that these Chris Watts threads have devolved so much. We need more bikini shots of his girlfriend
why hasn't zak bagans investigated the house if it's so haunted huh?
>>220553951>Do you drop to your knees and praise haysoos every time your madre asks alexa to play mariachi music and think it's the holy santos using divine magic? The fuck kind of non-sequitur word-salad even is this?So not only are you sub-intelligent/lacking in critical-thinking abilities, but you're also a schizo? Don't fucking talk to me again, freak. You've clearly got nothing of value (or even coherence) to say.
>>220553984
>>220554013>Y-YOU'RE A SCHIZO BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!!Lmfao. You're something else, pedro.
>>220554026>preps for analwhat a champ
current life >has pics of his dead wife and kids in his cell >in letters he calls Nichol a harlot that tempted him towards evil and away from the righteous path (he wasn’t even religious before he met her, but ok pal)>found religion in prison and he thinks God has a plan for him that’s not life in prison (he wants to be a pastor lmao)>he writes letters to his kids and has his parents read them at their gravesites (idk if the parents actually do that)>he tried to contact nichol by asking his lawyers to talk to her, but she wants nothing to do with him
>>220553305>>220553748I'm pretty sure Bob lurks here, because I've literally never seen this case talked about in this context anywhere other than 4chan, and specifically on /tv/.As a side note, I get the feeling Bob knows what he talks about is inherently way more spiritual than he lets on, he just covers it up because he's essentially soft-balling these topics for normies.
>>220553305Based Bob Gymlan enjoyer.
>>220553305>that pink closet with the shoesI mean, she was asking for it. All but making a move.
>>220554236oh good the lol cow continues
wasnt the laughter in the shoe closet from one of those electronic speaking dolls?
if you want to see some dumbass criminals just go to any subway or bus station or drive by any intersection at night, your society is full of them. mocking some retard forever is boring. blacks murder people every day
>>220554236how weird would it to date that girl knowing she was the mistress of a guy who killed his family?
>>220552951poopy wiener man
Honestly, if he hadn't killed his family and they really just went missing or had left for the day, those neighbors would look weird as fuck.
>>220553843Which would mean that the normal shit is called DOG.
>>220554483genius insight
People always say women start acting crazy when pregnant but my wife has been exactly the same every time she's carrying.
>>220554322bedevilled anal
>>220554236Why do they not simply execute the faggot? I really don't get it. His life serves no purpose.
>>220554659Death is a blessing, making them live to their natural death is the true punishment.
>>220554318The reason people fixate on this guy is because he seemed like a normal, upstanding family man. He had a nice house and a pretty wife and 2 beautiful kids, and he chimped out like a crazed nigger on them. No one is surprised when a crazed nigger acts like a crazed nigger. People are surprised when a normal-seeming white man chimps out like a crazed nigger. This guy had coworkers who knew him for years. Imagine your coworker who you made daily small talk with, seems normal, and then he just chimps out and murders his family. That shit is scary.
>>220554659If they kill him he wins.
>>220554322well considering she changed her name and identity and moved states i assume it wasn't a picnic
we live under a vengeful God
>>220554659So we can milk him for lols.
>>220554722I guess God is ok with all of his Priests doin the kiddy fiddling then.
>>220554659Because this society is a pussy society that thinks killing is le evil and bad while it made up 99.99999999999% of our history so far.
>>220554659he took a plea deal to avoid the death penalty
>>220554709It's a combination of a couple of things that hit just the right talking points>simple guy, not some freak>regular boring job>no manifestos or strange hobbies>as normal as humanly possible>wife is a typical american wife into typical american wife activities and delusions>two nice kids>guy has a totally normal affair on the side, nothing unusual about the affair either as far as affairs go>gets into some spat with the wife one night>nukes his whole family>after the deed his normie simpleton brain kicks in and he starts just going through normie routines like nothing is amiss >totally relaxed when talking to the cops and press, like nothing unusual is going onIt's like Sims or something, he just went back to his regular normie daily routines
Is pussy that gave birth that bad?
>>220554788>as normal as humanly possibleDude, you can tell he's on the spectrum even before the interrogation. He's not even a sociopath, just a sperg that impulsively killed his family one night and did stupid shit with no plan like bury them at his work site.
>>220554816
>>220554823That's how normies are. Head empty. Nothing going on except some hand to mouth immediate concern.
>>220554834Notice how despite working the lawn, shannon saw this as a good optics that he was looking after the kids while he was busy working, and shannon had enough free time to take a photo of it too.
>>220554857why would you want your baby inhaling gas fumes from the lawnmower?
>>220552951Meeting a new woman that is totally into you after being in a shitty marriage is so intoxicating.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/Theres a whole subreddit defending watts and hating on his wife
>>220554036>Completely missing the point on purpose so you can instead hear what you WANT to hearIrredeemable. Drain on society. Brain-Dead.
>>220553305Didn’t expect it to be so clear
>>220553269>>220553339>>220553568It was a motion sensitive toy in the closet that got triggered by the cops, you fucking brainlets.
>>220554316it sounded like a toy ray gun to me
>>220555129no shit, just let the schizos be retarded for my entertainment
>>220555129That's what I assumed too, kek. People that believe in paranormal activity are such goy cattle.
>>220553305ghosts dont exist.
>>220553305why would you put such a toy in your shoe room
>>220554659Why would they free him of his punishment? Do you know what death is? It's not like you're just sitting in a dark room with no sound, tortured by your lack of existence.
>>220554816>>220554834Bro, he looks so ugly.
>>220553686Lmfao
>>220554823The portion of the interview with his dad is very telling. He's like a 2D cardboard cutout of a man. I think that being raised by someone like that probably had something to do with it.
>>220555129Reminds me of those trailer park retards doing an exorcism on the malfunctioning dancing toy.
>>220553305>>220554264>>220554300Bob Redditymlan-bros, our response?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nI8nApf7g
why are so muchpeople still obsessed with this case?
>>220552951the universe is a simulation and the entities that control it love nothing more than to fuck with peoples heads
>>220552951I don't feel like Chris handled this well
>>220554892Or better yet, having their underdeveloped eardrums wrecked by that noise machine.
>>220553305Why did this bitch need so many shoes? No wonder he killed her. She was drowning him in credit card debt.
>>220554816No. It’s been 7 months and my wife’s pussy feels the same. The problem is that she won’t give me anal. And her 19 year old cousin will. I’ve been plowing her ass since NYE
>>220553305sufficient reason bros...
>>220555953Larp larp larp
>>220553305HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST NOTICED THEY ALSO SHOW AN ACTIVE VOLCANO EXPLODING,wasn't he Google searching "active volcanoes near me"??
>>220555812Not watching your video, sorry Bob fucked your girlfriend in college.
Paranormal/supernatural-bros, after checking out the channels linked ITT, I learned about the Pattison-Gimlin bigfoot costume thing... where have you been when bigfoot was kill?!!!
>>220555867Simulation of what?
>>220553080To be fair instead of telling them to stop Shannon probably just laughed and took pictures with Iphone and kids thought throwing shit towards father is funny and okay.
>>220554766So you don't think he should serve his prison sentence?
>>220556386Killing needs to have reason behind it, just because you're ass druk and get nuggets thrown at you doesn't give you jurisdiction
>>220554013lol done that moron
>>220556409That's why I think he should be in prison. What the fuck did you read? Because it's not what I wrote.
>>220556433You fucking retard
>>220556446There's no reason to get mad at me for your inability to read.
>>220556320hell or what have youit's someone or somethings sick idea of a joke
>>220555129>>220555215they tried for like 3 minute to re-trigger it and couldn't find any toy, let alone make the sound re-occur
>>220552951i think i speak for us all on /tv/ when i say i just miss those kids man.
>>220552951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLypEhnpwIs
>>220553257>>220553257>Wasn't there a graphic of a skull disappearing into a black liquid,It's the second image.
I showed my gf these threads cause she's obsessed with this case and she told me you guys were funny until she saw the picture of the basedjak and chad and told me you guys were fucking evil
>>220554823He's a retard.
>>220556603your tranny gf should shut the heck up
>>220554904Shocked this hasn't been forcibly deleted by Reddit high-command. Not because they're wrong (there are plenty of subreddits that are objectively wrong), but instead because they're siding with a man against a woman. That's usually a huge Reddit No-No.
>>220552951>Kill your whole family>Don't flee What was bros plan?
>>220555313Im not that anon, but who cares? He is irredeemable. As a society we could just execute him and not spend the money. Maybe more retards will think twice of killing their children.
the charges, officer?
>>220552951I watch tons of bodycam videos and I also have a job where I see crappy people like that in real life (there's a slight multiplier to crappiness you witness first-hand versus on TV).Anyway I saw that bodycam video where the sister starved her retarded sister and it was one of the most evil things I've ever seen. Even Serial Killers don't starve their victims, albeit because they want them to stay attractive since they are raping them. But like, even the people who support eugenics would be against it too. Either sterilize them or execute them, but don't lock them in their fucking bedroom and starve them, are you insane?So yeah, here are some top evil bodycams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G3Xbg3-fD8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTXPHU5J50
>>220556886"I dunno where they went, I really miss them :( !!!!"
>>220556886See, that's what pisses me off about this whole thing. He looked into volcanos months beforehand so I don't understand how he didn't plan it any better
>>220556823but they're also siding with a criminal against victims so reddit loves that
>>220556974nice cans, i can fix her
>>220557200She's the fat one. Sister is thinner I heard.
>>220554659lead poisoned boomers think that tormenting criminals for the rest of their lives is more humane than just hanging them or whatever, its "the christian way."
I like that he called the kids in sick to the school and then pretended that they were missing.
>>220557270You're kidding. I knew this guy was a dumbass, but holy shit. The perfect crime.
>>220553212Probably cooked but it's still assault with a deadly weapon
This never affected me until I became a father of a girl. They should be putting spiked broomsticks in his ass every day like they do in russian prisons
>until I became a father of a girl
>>220554659Because he can make license plates to make jail companies richer
>>220553212Scalding hot. Then Shannan forced him to cover the burns with those MLM fitness stickers she was selling. Then she filmed him and put it on Facebook as the ultimate humiliation ritual. A man can take only so much.
>>220555215This. Mankind has discovered literally everything that will ever exist. No new phenomena that we don't ALREADY unserstand will ever be discovered or come to be understood.
>>220555129>It was a motion sensitive toy in the closet that got triggered by the copsLiterally ANY evidence for this? Let alone proof? Are you just pulling shit out of your ass to make yourself feel more comfortable?Also, if the toy was in the closet, how could the cops' presence trigger it, retard? Wouldn't there be a fucking door in the way?
>>220557860Why would a ghost be waiting in a closet to giggle at policeman?Also in that vid the noise happens as the cop is going through the closet door.
the mistress made him do it, right?
>>220554322Oh boy anon, she had quite a lot more to do with it than just being the mistress of the man who did it. If you know, you know.
>>220557830Who was it here who said or even implied that again? I’m drawing a blank but it’s a cute and convenient strawman, you’re doing your best I see.
>>220554026Goddamn look at those traps
>>220556188Now say something about his penis size! Gee, this style of arguing is so poignant, it really achieves quite a bit. Much like how women argue!
>>220557860>it’s a ghost>”SEE I TOLD YOU, JEEZ some of you people still think we have the whole world figured out but there are some things we just can’t explain and maybe never will but I absolutely believe it was an apparition”>actually it was just a motion sensitive toy, the kind that kids his daughters ages play with>”WHERE IS THE PROOF I NEED SOLID CONCRETE EVIDENCE BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS A BIT FAR-FETCHED”Lmfao you can’t write this shit
>>220552951>>220553006this guy was such a doofus he made himself look so guilty what even was his plan did he think they would just stop investigating him all cops know when the wife goes missing it's usually the husband that did it
>>220556566Why do a home surveillance systems have ads in America?
>>220554823So a sociopath
>>220556409>doesn't give you jurisdictionIt's "doesn't give you LICENSE", friend.
>>220556512no shit, just let the """skeptics""" be retarded for my entertainment
>>220557949no but she planted the seed in his mind. she is not going to stick around with some broke loser who is paying alimony and child support to his ex for the next 15+ years. she is a hot woman with a job and her own money AND she does anal, she could find a new guy in a heartbeat. she probably explained this to him as gently as she could and rather than enjoying the fling while it lasted before going back to his wife and kids his response was to start looking for local volcanoes.
is being a married man so miserable?
>>220553478No one knows or cares who those brownoids were, only white people are ever worthy of notice.
>>220554659His wife's relatives asked the prosecution to not seek the death penalty and the court accepted.
>>220557247>free rent & food, isolated away from having to deal with other prisoners, in a room no shittier than a cheap college dorm, able to read all day and probably even get his hands on TV or even videogames>"tormenting" themLmao, that's treatment that poor people from 100 years ago would have BEGGED for.It obviously isn't the optimal life for MOST people but let's not be dramatic and call it "torment". Plus, "most people" didn't murder four innocent people to earn that.
>>220557429>I couldn't sympathize with a murder victim until I was in a relationship similar to that of the the one the murder victim was inAutism. Borderline psychopathy.
>>220558786but they only get ps2s to play. PLAYSTATION TWOS!!
>>220556320it started as a physics simulation and here we are
>>220552951has a man ever been this assdrunk?
>>220554026Yeah I see where he was coming from now
>>220557914>Why would a ghost be waiting in a closet to giggle at policeman?Why would a ghost do ANYTHING, retard? Who the fuck knows? They're an X Factor. We don't know what they are, how they operate or why.And that's assuming it was "a ghost". We don't know what the fuck it was. We just know it was "a voice". Why even assume it's necessarily "a ghost"? Who knows what the fuck it REALLY was? That's the mystery.That's why someone with an actual scientific mind would see that or anything else equally weird and go "Well now we need to find out what the hell it was. Let's investigate", as opposed to a low-IQ, cud-chewing, curiosity-devoid human-bovine like you who's first reaction to seeing something that doesn't make sense is to dogmatically insist "Well, it doesn't make sense in my current understanding of the world, so therefore it literally didn't happen".
>>220555129um no it was the work of God, He personally bothered and nudged the authorities in the right direction in this particular case for some reason
>>220559007You certainly put a lot of effort into such droll, useless b8
>>220558180I never claimed it was "a ghost" you bubble-lipped, drooling retard. I said we don't know what the fuck it was, and that the idea that it was "just a le motion-activated toy" when that scenario doesnt make sense in this context and the idea that two police-officers trained in investigation somehow couldn't find suplch a supposedly "obvious" cause, is an insufficient explanation.Stop projecting your assumptions onto other people so you can argue with strawmen, retard. I've got no time for or interest in to arguing with fat, angry Dunning-Kruger retards who think they know everything about the fucking Universe despite dropping out of high school or some shit.
>>220559078I like your little collection of buzzwords and quips, they’re really coming together. Next time try using them in a way that’s comprehensible like as in to get a point across.
I want to know what anal sex threesome videos his mistress was watching so I can jerk off to them and imagine her rubbing her slutty BPD cheating skank pussy to it Is this information available somewhere?
>>220558062>Who was it here who said or even implied that again?You did.Literally any phenomena we don't have a scientific understanding of can be classified as """paranormal activity""" or arguably even """supernatural""", as it by definition falls outside both the "normal" phenomena was observe and outside our understanding of what is "natural" to the Universe. At one point the causes behind asteroids falling to Earth or how magnets induced effects on conductive material was """paranormal/supernatural""".So a statement like>People that believe in paranormal activity are such goy cattleis genuinely pretty retarded.
>>220558869Lmao, this.Reminds me of the sign in the Iraqi POW Prison stipulating "Limit of Two Ice-Cream Bars per Prisoner".
>>220559068>lose argument>have no real response>call it "bait"What a lazy and dishonest attempt to save face while exiting the argument. The next time you genuinely don't have a decent counter argument, just don't bother replying. What's the point of replying and embarrassing yourself by letting everybody know that you're just doubling down and aren't prepared to actually argue your point?
>>220559113Nigger there was nothing obtuse or even "buzzwordy" about that post. Could you literally not understand it? Are you genuinely illiterate? Maybe ESL?Do you even know what a "buzzword" is? Because none of the words used in that post are "buzzwords". A "buzzword" isn't just a word you aren't smart enough to know about.
>>220553745Ass drunk? Gotta be ass drunk.
>>220555236Kind of a big assumption considering all the conflicting evidence observed for literal millenia but you do you I guess, bro.
Why didn't he just flee the country with his lifting anal gf? He had a manual labor job, so skills were transferable and easy to pickup somewhere else. Enjoyed lifting and so did his gf. I guess he didn't want to lose half of everything to his annoying MLM wife with a regular name that is pronounced pretentiously.
>>220554316Who the fuck keeps an "electronic speaking doll" in their shoe closet? And keeps it turned on in there, btw.Also, what activated it?Also, why couldn't not just one but TWO police officers trained in the science of crime-scene investigation solve such an obvious "mystery"?
>>220559316>Big assumption considering all the evidence>Posts zero (0) evidenceInteresting.
>>220554318>Nigger commits murder with zero forethought and is immediately caught"Dog bites man"Happens every day, everyone knows, people are inured to it.>White man with a wife, two beautiful children and a third on the way, a beautiful house, a stable job and no criminal history commits murder of his own entire family with zero forethought (or at least almost zero forethought) and is immediately caught"Man bites dog"Unusual, very bizarre, not something you see every day, people pay attention to it.
>>220559386Here, let me just post two-millenia worth of evidence on the topic, which I obviously keep in my phone at all times...Nigger there's a million books, shows and YouTube videos about this kind of shit. Do some fucking personal research at some point. It's not hard to at least inform yourself on the bare essentials of a topic.
>>220559329He’s an idiot >if we divorce I lose half my assets>if I kill her I keep it allThat’s how stupid he is. Also agreeing to a polygraph lmao
ON THIS EPISODE OF GHOST ADVENTURESARRON AND I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MURDER INVESTIGATION
>>220553212its funny you ask because people try to say that they were just chicken nuggets, but his wife had been cooking the nuggest up to 900 degrees farenheit so that they wouldnt cool down so fast, and he recieved numerous third degree burns from them. youd know this if you went to law school.
>>220559246What? I am nta you initially sperged out on, you just sound like a big ol dink
>>220559505the nuggie portion of the BAR is so fucking difficult
I love how every thread now no matter what the subject always turn into just a handful of hyper-argumentative autists assuming that every single (you) is from the same person kek, it’s mind numbing to say the least.
New Primus album is “Handful of Nugs”. Is it a reference to Chris Watts?
>>220559276How much are they paying you for each typed instance of that word
>>220558869to be fair that's the best console
>>220557429look man i agree with you and i would do torturous things to chris watts if given half the chance, but "chris acted in self-defense" is a really fucking funny meme
>>220559431>continues to provide no evidence for a claim they made.Sad!
>>220559531It’s harrowing to realize mental illness and mental retardation are pretty much identical.
This thread smells like views fishing.
>>220559603I just use them like synonyms, simple as.
>>220558665married with kids here, i love it. you have very little time to yourself but you have this unspeakably primal feeling that you've 100%ed the game
>>220559308"ass druk", nitwit
>>220559727Cut the guy some slack, at least he’s trying. Anon will get it one of these days
The fact that the majority of you do not understand that there is an entire breathing world of demons and angels amongst us on this earth is really concerning. Societies have called them different things; cryptids, aliens, ghosts, jinn, etc etc but the reality is that there are demons and angels that will occasionally reveal themselves to humans
>>220559487the chick who administered the polygraph was such an IRL shitposter it was amazing. she said something like>this is basically a formality - we know you're innocent since you agreed to the polygraph. if you WERE guilty, there's NO way you would be willingly sitting in that chair right now
>>220554857The tattoos... He was mentally ill
hilarious that he thought her friends and family would just accept that she ran away without telling anyone where she was. like a suburban facebook mom in a mcmansion just decided to abandon society like the into the wild guy lmao
>>220559757sounds like dangerous anti-materialist propaganda, there are no hidden forces in this world, never has been, never will be. jesus never fought sorcerers and moses never cast a hex on the pharaoh. living on top of indian burial grounds is good actually and will not ruin your life.
>>220559757It’s time to take your medicine, Skyler
>>220555841Besides the memes, I think it's the randomness and banality of the evil involved.A random suburban dad with no criminal record or history of mental illness or abusive behavior just one day murders his whole family on a whim because he found a new woman and they'd become an inconvenience.The retarded attempt at a cover-up afterwards points to his thought process not going far beyond, "my life would be better without my wife and kids".
>>220559708Give it time >>220558665Yes,much more if you had a taste of a bachelor life. I get why some guys who married straight out of highschool put up with it for so long but if you were fucking girls left and right in your teens and early 20's then it's boring and you realize that women love chaos they love to piss you off when you're angry,happy or sad. They also love to pretend that it wasn't their intention
gladly posting it in a Chris Watts thread for the 986529498294th time:Watts should've been convicted for the little girls deaths only,he killing that awful disgusting emasculating and evil she-devil he had as a wife,was a blessing and a huge favor to the world as a whole. I hope she's been burning in hell ever since
>>220554816His glow up was kinda insane ngl gonna lie
>>220559757So when I watch hentai the demons and angels are watching me jerking off ? When will they reveal themselves to me ,that would be weird since when are they watching and for what purpose? If they probably are more powerful than us then what purpose does it serve "revealing"themselves to us .
>>220558857NTA, but I don't think he meant that he didn't care before, but now fatherhood has given him a much more visceral gut reaction.There's the abstract sense of, "murdering your family is fucked up" and then there's the horror of understanding the experience of fatherhood and imagining the choice to be a family eliminator.
>>220559509>I am ntaWeird how you stepped into the convo out of nowhere just to do a drive-by attempt at defense (while not actually counter-arguing literally anything).
joking around about ghosts is how you get possessed/haunted
>>220559827wow nice picture of a child that you keep on your computer. do you have lots of images like this?
>>220559560Nigger, who the fuck is going to PAY me to clown on retards on the Internet. Because if there are people that will ACTUALLY pay me for that, I want to talk to them.
Yeah i miss those kids and that fetus.
Why didn't Chris's legal team present pictures of Nichole's butthole as evidence? He could have claimed he acted under duress.
>>220559946Sorry, I didn’t realize I wasn’t allowed to reply to your retarded post bevause it would confuse you so much. And I wasn’t arguing with you anon, I was ridiculing you.
He still had some time to flee cause he was left alone after the initial bodycam. Did he really think he wasn’t caught yet?
>>220559975>he says, while there is a highly likely chance that this reaction image is older than he isWew lad, newfags wilin out
>>220559757MOST of the behavior of most cryptids, aliens, ghosts, etc. is not in line with what we biblically know to be true of the nature of Angels or Demons.Make no mistake, both are real, and on rare occasions they DO interact with/affect the physical plane of Human existence, but no: Angels and Demons are not a logical explanation for the observed phenomena and entities commonly referred to as "cryptids", "aliens", "ghosts", etc. At least not the VAST majority of them.
>>220559896you have kids?
Pitt bros we are so back
>It was a motion sensitive toy in the closet that got triggered by the cops, you fucking brainlets
>>220560108As opposed to..?
>>220560128swamp gas
>>220559968Based skeleton key enjoyer.
>expect assdrunk kino>get /x/ sperging
>>220560108He’s unironically right>>220560077>>220559757Imagine being a fully grown a adult and still being scared of ghosts. Holy shit millennials really are just manchildren
>>220560021It takes more than just going "ur stupid!" to ridicule someone when it isn't for an obvious reason, retard. When you do that at the end of a heated but coherent argument, it just makes it look like you're butthurt you lost and are saying so based on emotion rather than logic.By all means point out where I said anything "stupid". I already pointed out where the person I was arguing with said something stupid as a part of the argument. By all means, commit to ACTUALLY defending some random guy on 4chan who lost an argument because he's sub-intelligent, who TOTALLY isn't just you sockpuppeting as someone else.
>>220552951Everyone is always like "haha what a dumbass, he was always gonna get caught"Okay then you fucking geniuses and how would you have gotten away with it?They were always going to do a wellness check, they were always going to search the house and his devices
>>220560183
>>220560128We're not forwarding an explanation. You were. People are just pointing out that your supposed "explanation" is weak and doesn't make sense.Saying that [X] doesn't make sense does not require someone to have an alternative [Y] to substitute for it. That's you trying to deflect crtiscism. The fact remains that [X] doesn't make sense and that was all that was indicated.
>>220560182Ya bro, it’s all your dopamines and cortisols really, these unc’s need to get on tren and peptides.
>>220560212He shouldn't have done anything at all, the moron was set.
>>220560212well certainly the only option was to do this crime and then go to jail, so I guess good point anon
This case convinced me that I need to escape the suburbs. I don't want my neighbors learning my routine and capturing me on their cams
>>220560212Chris how do you have internet right now?
>>220560182Nobody said anything about being "scared of ghosts" in those posts, retard. What the fuck are you talking about?Please join the conversation that's ACTUALLY happening between individuals here in this thread; not conversations with the voices you're apparently hearing in your head.
Why hasn’t anyone posted that wojak of the kid saying the famous line about cici or whatever?
>>220560212Buy a burner phone and text myself "I have your wife and children, send $2 million in crypto or you will never see them again" and then I wouldn't send the money
>>220560183No it doesn’t. Not when it’s this clear to see lol.
>>220560239Who the heck is “we,” you and your headmates?
I'm having a hard time parsing the spergs, but is someone taking multiple victory laps ITT becaus he won an arugment based on his implied understanding of what would motivate ghosts' decisions in the event that they were real?
>>220560212Tamper with carbon monoxide detectors, leave truck running in garage and go out to the bar, get drunk and walk home to dead family, “freak out,” call cops and be really sore in public over it for the next few years. There you go fed, really that simple, he was just an impulsive idiot.
>>220560273This dude is NOT HAVING your disrespect, guys. He ain’t scared-a no ghost.
He should have just iced them all. The neighbor, Shanahan friends, the detectives. All of them.
>>220560280Detectives hate this one trick
>>220560212Start off by not kill your wife and kids. Maybe first start with telling her you’ve met someone else
>>220560273No anon, im not going to play into your delusional fantasy-land belief that ghosts exist, because im not an immature sub 75iq retard like yourself. Enjoy your ghost stories, maybe you can talk about zombies and marvel afterwards
>>220552951>>220553006
>>220560388>leave wife>she gets kids>she gets house>you owe her alimony and child support for the next 20 years>you live in a shitty one bedroom apt>big booty mistress thinks you're a loser>leaves
>>220560330Protip: don’t ever let on that you have a tough time grasping certain simple concepts, it only toughens things for you. Nobody is going to be genuine with you, which is very ironic to have to say in this instance.
>>220560359Based delusion psychopath.
>>220560388Then your wife kill youKill happen every tiem
>>220552951 his wife has a bad case of mlm Facebook wine-mom phenotype, wouldn’t be surprised if she was in a cult at some point or something .
>>220560436>kill her
>>220553305>It was debunked years ago. It’s a motion activated doll toy still in its packaging that can clearly be seen in a box or bag on the floor. You can see the brand and people have found that exact doll and it has the exact same laugh. It was debunked a long time ago.comment from that video
>>220560443this didn't land the way you were hoping, and it just makes it seem like my question actually confused you.
>>220560485Chris should have had his big awakening to get his shit together before marrying a shitty woman.
>>220553414They do look more like boys than girls.
>>220560212>Oh yeah really how was he NOT supposed to get caught, huh???I don't fucking know, Anon: I'm not an expert on the most effective methods for how a husband can murder his pregnant wife and two children, all undetected, and indefinitely get away with it, while those people are all well-connected and social people with friends& familiy.members who care about them and would notice & raise concern if they suddenly "went missing". It's admitedly NOT a hypothetical scenario I have spent a lot of time thinking about, as I am not a psychopath.But here's the thing: You don't have to be an "expert" on that topic just to know what WON'T work.Just like I'm not an expert in Nuclear Reactors and thus would not know off the top of my head what component or components you can use to replace the key Modulating Board of a Westinghouse AP 1000 Series APR 1400 Model PWR Nuclear Reactor. But do you know what I DO know (or at least am confident enough to state as fact until contradicted)? I DO know that you can't use a shoe as a replacement. Just like any retard can assume that that's the case.For the most part, even if you have to be an "expert" to know how something works, you don't necessarily have to be an "expert" to know what shit WON'T work for its intended goal and is retarded to try.Likewise, even us Anons who AREN'T "experts" in Wife-Murdering are fully justified in saying Chris Watts was a categorical retard who acted in a retarded way if he DIDN'T want to get caught, despite not knowing a realistic option for how he supposedly COULD have achieved that thoroughly evil and stupid goal (if such a thing is even realistically possible).
>>220560212Divorce. Surely alimony and child support isn’t worse than life in prison (on a 23 hour lockdown btw).
>>220560538What?
>>220560587Literally all he had to do was cremate the bodiesNo bodies no case
>>220560443Wrong! Good People are more forgiving and patient with the simple-minded.
>>220560233>interject unprompted into an Internet-Argument you aren't involved in, just to defend a retard (who you claim totally isn't just you) that lost the argument due to being stupid>get rightfully questioned on your motive and actual claim>have nothing>"A-A-Actually caring about Internet-Arguments at is d-dumb!..."Yes, that's why you cared enough to jump into one, despite not having an actual coherent point to make.
>>220560436>An apartment with whatever he wants in it, freedom of movement, free to meet other girls or have friends over. Free to do whatever he wants. >life in prisonPick one
>>220560594Nobody was having a hard time grasping a simple concept. Thus your protip was unwarranted.
>>220560212Literally the only possible way to get away with it would have been to stage a break in gone wrong. IIRC chris was sleeping in the basement because of his troubles with shannan so he could have some claim that he didnt hear it happening, which in itself would be a massive long shotAnything involving actually removing the bodies from the house is instantly going to get him caught
>>220560643That was my first post ITT. you may have to consider the possibility that multiple people are making fun of you
>>220560314The multiple people ITT that replied to your post and the other posts ITT that also tried to say "lel it was just le electronic motion-sensing toy"?...Did you get confused? Did you think there was only ONE person ITT that had that opinion? Are you OK over there, Grandpa? Do you know how "the Internet" works?
Does the anal girl like black guys?
>>220560592Assuming Chris made around 70k a year, and Shannan made 0, that's about 3.5k for child support and alimony combined. This is not taking into account he would also need to pay EVEN MORE for things like insurance and day care. Leaving Chris with $1.5k at most for all of his other expenses.
>>220560330>Did I say something stupid and illogical, and then get clowned-on?...Yes, Anon. Yes you did.I know you're a little slow, so you need this explained to you matter-of-factly, so yes: You're said something stupid and impulsive, and people have been mocking you for it for like an hour now.
>>220552951Was there any theory on how he killed them? It always really creeped me out we don’t even have a clue how they were killed
>>220560212I would have booked a family holiday to the local volcano and done it there
>>220560346>respond to something nobody said>have that pointed out to you>continue to respond to things that nobody saidBrilliant.
>>220560212You can’t get away with it. Unless he like faked a brutal car wreck with him surviving somehow. She’s a suburban mom not a foreign hooker, her social circle was too big and she had a lot of people who cared about her, she can’t just “disappear” without people breathing down his neck constantly.
>>220560726Rumor is anal girl gave up doing butt stuff. Said she doesn't want to risk making another serial killer
>>220560740We do? The meme basedjak one where the little girl asks "is the same thing going to happen to me" is actually a real quote from her. Makes you realise the slimy edgy morons that visit this site is the lowest, bottom of the barrel drivel from society.
>>220560426>still responding to imaginary people and imaginary arguments nobody madeIronic that you're going on about "how stupid it is to think ghosts are real", of all things.
>>220560754That's only for white boys though lmao
>>220560815>start doing this
>>220560740He strangled his wife then smothered the girls in his car
>>220560841Kek
>>220560536>It’s a motion activated doll toy still in its packagingWhy would a motion activated doll toy STILL IN ITS PACKAGING be opperational? They typically don't even have fucking batteries in them until you put them in them yourself, even assuming it could still detect motion and operate while STILL IN the fucking packaging.And why would such a thing be left in a shoe closet, apparently on & operational?>that can clearly be seen in a box or bag on the floor.No it can't lmao>You can see the brand and people have found that exact doll and it has the exact same laugh.And he doesn't name it.
>>220560057you talk like a fucking bot
>>220560815>tfw you will never get to experience booty so good it makes you wanna commit familicide
>>220559347>Who the fuck keeps an "electronic speaking doll" in their shoe closet? Kids put it there. Kids leave toys everywhere. If you're not attentive, the toys could be there for a very long time.>And keeps it turned on in there, btw.Most kids don't turn off their toys.>Also, what activated it? Motion sensors. My kids had a roller toy for when they started walking, and if I didn't turn it off, it would start going through the lines anytime anyone walked by. Startled me the first time it went off in the middle of the night when I went downstairs to get water.>Also, why couldn't not just one but TWO police officers trained in the science of crime-scene investigation solve such an obvious "mystery"?Cops are retarded. Even most detectives are barely above average intelligence.
Can I be honest and not shitposty?Yeah, killing the kids was bad but... uh, Shannon was legitimately a bad person.They were in debt, she was always getting him to pay for cruises with her harpy friends.I've read the court docs and it was 9am when people knew something was off and the reasoning was... she wasnt on Facebook at 9am.This is a woman who openly posted about her infant daughters needing anal medicine (supositories) and who clearly had Munchaunsen by Proxy.Imagine being Chris and having your wife belittle you, put you in heavy debt because of her MLM scams that she was a part of, making you pay for cruises with her harpy friends, having her post on social media "haha my daughters dont like their father" in a coy way.I mean, even my mother, mah mama, agreed that killing Shanaan was understandable.
>>220560693>That was my first post ITTThat makes it even more pathetic.You showed up to an argument you weren't involved in, tried to defend someone who was stupid/incorrect (despite having no reasonable motivation to do so), all without having any ACTUAL coherent point to make.What a way ro spend your weekend.
>I drive
>>220560931Ya that’s a wife for a dissociative fat dude not a workaholic meathead like watts. Unironically the insane butt slut would have been a better match for him long term
>>220560740We DO know how he killed them, Anon.He strangled his wife to death in her bed and smothered the two children to death at the dumping-site.This has been known publicly since the trial.
>>220560212>volcano vacation>giant catapult>private spaceship rentalThere are plenty of options.
Somehow I remembered a hammer being involved. Must be thinking of something else.
>>220560903>Kids leave toys everywhere.Kids typically play with toys "still sealed in their packaging"?
>>220560931>she was always getting him to pay for cruises with her harpy friendsHere's an idea: Tell her "No, I will not pay for ANOTHER Cruise while you are in debt".
>>220560212You do what everyone else does and you go on the run. You get your passport and you fuck off to another country then drive from there to a different country and now you live there under an assumed name.
>>220560748Which one are you
>>220560903Holy shit you’re really defensive about this ghosts theory
>>220561062Here is an idea. Anal sex.
>>220560700Hey, chill out okay
>>220561011Where's all the peeps and basedjaks i remember the threads were full of them
>>220559431You're a retard.
>>220560903I am 100% on your side here of the supernatural speculative ‘issa ghost’ tardation but dude pick your battles better, these mongoloids are not worth any substantial (you), that’s for sure. Save your energy
>>220560864>Why would a motion activated doll toy STILL IN ITS PACKAGING be opperational? They typically don't even have fucking batteries in them until you put them in them yourself, even assuming it could still detect motion and operate while STILL IN the fucking packaging.It's funny when anons are so confidently wrong.These talking toys almost always have batteries included and a big "TRY ME" sign for kids to activate it in the store.
>>220561151Brilliant argument. Are you in your high school's debate club.
>>220561027>Somehow I remembered a hammer being involved. Must be thinking of something else.Nancy Pelosi and her husband after her husband's boyfriend committed a "home invasion?"
>>220561201That's not a motion sensing toy.Motion sensing toys typically aren't capable of sensing motion when they are still in their packaging, primarily because....get this....there's PACKAGING in the way that prevents sensors from working.
The most grim spouse killing was the old alzheimer guy who butchered his wife for no reason and said he couldn't find his soul.At least Chris reasons was reasonable.
>>220561239Hmmmm.. intradesting point
>>220553305I always assumed it was just some toy - this video was uploaded 8 years ago, how hasn't nobody figured out what kind of toy would make such a sound if it was? I don't even believe in ghosts but this is spoopy
>>220560212i would fake my own death then fuck the mistress on barbados
>>220559431>evidenceLMAO
there was a hilarious video on youtube where he claims that chris watts acted in self defence, but it seems to be gonedoes anyone know where it is?
>strangle family to death>stuff dead family members into oil barrels (from work)>load oil barrels into giant slingshot>pull the slingshot back really far using your truck >launch barrels into nearest volcano >now that problem is gone, go get ass drukWhy wouldn’t this have worked IRL?
>>220561239>That's not a motion sensing toy.>Motion sensing toys typically aren't capable of sensing motion when they are still in their packaging, primarily because....get this....there's PACKAGING in the way that prevents sensors from working.
>>220561290They did apparently, a long time ago. Someone actually posted it with a video for sound comparison earlier in the thread. If you had bothered to read any of it..
>>220561364I remember that. It was posted in a thread last week. It isn't gone, just unlisted.
>>220553606All the Government does is talk about ghost aliens and how we live in a video game. Get with the times your NPC programming needs to be updated
>>220561378I mean you have a point, it’s a lot closer than the moon.
>>220560728How is this legal?
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>>220554709It's happened. I know many people in prison or a graveyard.
>>220554026Did she have fake tits?It makes Chris even more of an NPC with no class or taste, if he was into that
>>220561451The ethno-religious group that rules over us intentionally makes laws that exacerbate social breakdowns.
>>220560212I would go down to the police station with my automatic weapons and kill every single cop. Can't get arrested by the cops if there are no cops
>>220560934You're trying too hard and need to locate a mirror, my boiling friend. I've spent an aggregate of 90 seconds making fun of you on a Sunday morning. Lots more weekend to go around.
>>220556603Have you considered buying her some new shoes or showing her where you work?
>>220561475Liking big fake tits is high T
>>220560212I keep a mental inventory of all active volcanos within 50 clicks.
>>220561426I see no such video, mate.
>>220560128Burgers....?As apposed to Beyond..? It is all meat...
>>220558662>>220561585The volcanoes, in Southern Mexico, would have been hiking locations, for part of a trip with the mistress. They were unrelated to the murders other than Chris robbing himself of that trip by doing it
>>220561620You must not be quite as good at speed-reading as you think lol
>>220561695There are no such videos here mate.
WE ARE CHRIS WATTSWE FUCK ALL THE BUTTSWE FIGHT AGAINST NUGGIES, WE'LL HONOR HIS GAPEWE ARE CHRIS WATTS, HIS MCMANSION OUR OWNHIS BARREL UNOPENED, WE'LL MAKE ASSHOLES GAPE
>>220554659We have decided to give murderers absolute power over life and death. They're free to kill anyone they want and yet the state will let them live, for most countries at least.
>>220554816>>220554834>>220554857>Wearing flip flops when cutting the grassThat's a disaster waiting to happen, knowing him he was probably counting on it.
>>220559824The Pharoah called moses a God, God tells Moses he will make him a God to Pharaoh, so no it wasnt a 'hex' but it was all seen as behavior consistent with supernatural activity. The entire point was to correct their pantheon interpretation of reality to one where God is sovereign over good and evil, but wherein angels and demons do exist hence Gods angel of death kills the firstborn sons and each plague was to usurp one of their gods until they were pussywhipped into accepting Moses claims. And Jesus is one with the Father so... yeah he did fight sorcerers. The Magi and advisors under the pharaoh were sorcerers.
>>220562218Who asked?
>>220560748BOO! Did that scare you, millennial?
>>220560931totally. I do hope she suffered and agonized IMMENSELY in her last seconds
was this dude even self aware https://youtu.be/Jd9Qlp_v4jM?si=77tTrlcLcW0GETlo
>>220562792Good grief anon, I wouldn’t go THAT far but yeah Sha-na-na was a hugely insufferable, irredeemable piece of shit. I’d post the vision board but I don’t have all my shit sorted and it would take way too long to find, I’m sure someone else has it handier than I do,
>>220562887He let this literal psychopath convince him to kill his whole family, what do you think? THIS. Does someone who is self aware not just run for the hills immediately?https://youtu.be/FNauBvH_sM4
>>220562887They look and act like a couple in their late fourties. It was strange to find out they were in their early-mid thirties
