DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?? I'LL MAKE THE HOLOCAUST LOOK LIKE A JOKE! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA!!
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>>220554808>he lurks r*dditkys jeet
>"Whatever you do Harry, don't take pity on me. You have to force me to drink it!">Harry recalled these words as he poured another cup of laxatives down Dumbledoors throat. The cave smelled like urine and feces an hour ago. Now the stench had turned otherworldly.>BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP!>"HARRY PLEASE NO MORE! MY PROLAPSED ANUS CANNOT HANDLE THE ONSLAUGHT OF PROCESSED ELF EARS AND TREACLE TARTS ANY LONGER">BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP-P-PPPPP!>It was the most horrific smell Harry had ever encountered, only on par with uncle Herman's monthly toilet service and Cho Chang's fish market pussy.>"HARRRYYYYY. HAAAARRYYYYYY">To his horror, an unidentified object slowly stretched Gandolfini's anal walls apart. A solid black ball of dropped on the floor with a glorious thunk.>"MY ANAL BEADS HARRY! YOU FOUND THEM! 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!">Another anal bead fell, reeking even worse than the previous.>"50 POINTS">Another>"100 POINTS">The last anal bead dropped, knocking two others towards the edge of the platform.>"1000 POINTS!" Dumbledore orgasmed calmly. Harry had not seen Dumbledore's O-face since the first movie.>After experiencing pure post-orgasmic bliss Dumbledore stood up, a lone, long quiet brap still leaving his bowels.>Well done Harry. Your punishment for writing "if she's a mud, rape the slut" on the bathroom walls is hereby complete.>Harry looks off into the distance. Whatever he leaves the cave as today, he will never unbecome it.
