humiliation ritual
>>220554878the best selling band in history is BritishMusic belongs to British. Euros only have Eurovision and Americans have the pedo Jackson and the eagles lol
>>220554878You have to be cute woman to win.
>>220554878They're letting anyone join, huh?
finally a good winner
All good British artists wouldn't lower themselves to Eurovision participation
>>220554878Why are Australia and Israel in Eurovision? Just make it worldvision at that point.
>>220556712I think the point is to exclude the USA
>>220556712only white countries are allowed
>>220556712because they're white, pablo
>>220556712Australia is a white anglo eurocentric country. Always was, always will be.
>>220554878>Australia >Israellol
>>220556767we're nothing like you europoor losers lol
>>220556712Australia I think we're given a spot one year as a kind of one-off joke but just never leftIsrael... Well you know
who actually watches eurvision outside of 60+year old women?
>>220554878How to get a UK win:1) Get Israel finally banned for rigging the public votes.2) Deny all involvement in getting them banned and say you think the ban is like sooo antisemitic.3) Enter an openly Jewish performer as your act.4) Sit back and enjoy an inexplicably healthy number of votes from the jurys and 10s or 12s from every nations public votes (doesn't matter if the song itself is bad or a dog whistle about killing babies).5) So long as another nation hasn't employed the dastardly tactic of having a woman with nice big bangarangas and a catchy song its a surefire win.
>Israel with mysteriously high amount of votes againthey can't help themselves, can they?
>>220556752>>220556766>pissrael>whitelolthis whole satanic ritual yurovision shit is very israeli and australian-coded though, it is truemade for countries with no history or culture
>>220556767Australia will be the exact same way as Canada in a couple of decades lolMass migration is the only way libtard countries work which you clearly don't understand
>>220554878Yet all the famous musicians from Europe are from UK or Sweden
>>220556881That's how kikes operate: They will completely basdardise a system (2018), so that they can later cheat with impunity because it then looks comparatively "less ridiculous" than the "six gorillion" did.
>>220556961Wrong image...
>>220556961>>220556970Well done polfag, now go back.
>>220554878The UK entry was so cringe. Pepperoni!
>>220554878>Chuds didn't want Israel in it>they end up being the second bestY'all got btfo.
>>220554878Why is Israel included in Eurovision?
>>220555036You had one good band and the rest suck. Except iron maiden. Deal with it.
>>220557239>iron maiden>good
>>220557124you just know this seething tunnel rat is desperately reporting the thread right now
>>220557187because Israel runs the worldthe better question is why Australia is in
>>220556712https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest#Participation
>>220557256Fuck you, The Trooper is awesome.
>>220555036Show flag!
>>220557281Says the christcuck who tries to get everyone banned. Bow go back to /pol/ and take your christcuckery with you faggot.
>>220557256Even the most trve purists don't think Maiden is bad, they just think it's old and overplayed. Leave the hall
>>220557187>>220557297They're European in culture, obviously.
>>220557384No, they're not.
>>220557378It's buttrock.
>>220556738lol murilards really think every goddamn thing revolves around them
>>220555068Luv her bang rangas, lads.
>>220557392
>Bowlol he's shaking while he tries to get the thread removed
>>220555036Michael made 10x more in its opening weekend alone than your stupid chimp movie made in its entire run. Nobody cares about British music.
>>220557421Oh noes I made a boo boo, go back polfag.
>>220554878They have to pay for their treason. It is what it is.
>>220556712Australia is more European than most European countries... Israel on the other hand...
>>220557297>EBU invited Australia to compete as an interval act in 2014 and as a wildcard entry in 2015, due to Eurovision's popularity down under. Broadcaster SBS then struck a deal to keep coming back.
>>220556961>that picWhat does she think about India?
>UK being humiliated as usual>UK coping "lmao we're just being retarded on purpose"Classic Eurovision
>>220554878its humiliating when we score more than zero. i almost died from shame when we came 2nd in 2022 due to all the aid we gave to ukraine. bastard e*ros.
>>220557854only fags watch eurovision
>>220557854I mean it was retarded and it was on purpose
This was one of better Eurovisions, I downloaded 11 songs from it - I usually only like 2-3 per contest
>>220557990last years was betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MS_Fczs_98&list=RD5MS_Fczs_98&start_radio=1
voting patterns are so stupidly apparent wikipedia has diagram for it
>>220557777The [...] is doing a lot of work in that image.
LOOK MOM ZERO POINTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>220557990Yeah it was nuts how all the jury 12 points were all over the place. Like 16 countries got a 12
Its good to fail the most faggy music contest in the world.
>>220556878Doing all that is just admitting UK takes it seriously and really wants a win and is upset about losingInstead just put in a good song, maybe some live rock music or techno, with a catchy europop chorus people who don't even know the language can sing along to. Have the singer actually be able to sing though, unlike last night
>>220558101a man without friends is a man without power
>>220556878what if we send a jewish woman with big tits
>>220554878>shit song>shittest most amateurish stage showDeserved
I don't really pay attention to this. Why does it always look so gay?
I've watched Look Mum No Computers youtube channel for years, so weird seeing all these memes with him in it on world stage
>>220558918Because the jury are usually women and homos, the viewers will usually vote for their neighbors regardless, then you get the oddballs like that one metal song, forgot country. But they get nothing from the jury but the metalhead viewers gave them a bunch of points
Everyone wants to fuck the bulgarian thot but I'd rather fuck the romanian goth.
>>220560070The bulgarian chick's shitty arm doodle tats put me off even if her eyes are really sexy.
>>220556712I have it on good authority from some of the minds of all times that Israel is the beating heart of European civilization.
>>220557456Everyone knows two things>Michael Jackson was a nonce>who robbie williams is
>>220560455Daykwanius Ja'Sneed scrambling to put out a hit on this man.
>>220560455Western hemisphere has 0 clue about ape man
>russia banned from Eurovision and World Cup >israel is notWhy?
>>220557990Did you download binland?
>>220561038that would be antisemitic
>>220556775Correct, you are nothing.
>>220561038Why are they even in Eurovision in the first place?
>>220557394The second post in this thread literally mentions America by a bonglet.We don't think the world revolves around us; we know it does.All you have to do is not let us live in your head rent-free 24/7, but you can't lol
>>220561956to not be antisemitic
>>220556775yeah, you're much gayer
>>220554878if finland weren't touted as the "favorites" for multiple months straight they would have won for sure. all of the other performances were forgettable. romania and italy were ok.it's immensely stupid to pretend the songs not having been worn after months of airtime doesn't have an effect
>>220554878Why does anybody care about a corrupt, rigged, corporate circle jerk event? It's always been like thisI guess it's funny because it shows the LGBT freaks up for being nowhere near as anti-establishment as they claim, being absolutely fine with the establishment as long as it's camp, but that wears thin
>>220554878To be fair, UK was by far the worst entry. It actyally might be the worst entry in years.
>>220557398why is there no pics of her when 15-16?
>>220561956Kikes basically sponsor it
>>220556752>white countriesThe whitest countries there are slavic. That's a problem.
australia is part of great britain, no?
>>220561038you know why. jews run the world economy
>>220554878happens every year. i was saying it was fixed and the UK will finish last. europe hates the UK for being the capital of europe
>>220563604... in the pre-evc thread
>>220557187I think being Europe's meatshield counts for something.
>>220561974>implying there is difference between bongs and amerifatsthe anglodelusion is real
>>220556712>Why are Australia and Israel in Eurovision? Just make it worldvision at that point.Basically, any country can compete in Eurovision if they pay the fees, and follow other participation rules. Generally, the rules are that the entire competition has to be broadcast in each country competing by a local broadcaster. Politics is generally not allowed, although discrete politics sometimes wins, ie ABBA with “Waterloo”. The participants also have to cough up money for travel expenses, and everything else for the performers, and I think the winner has to cough up the money to host the next years competition in country. Russia used to compete regularly but was forced out because of Ukraine. Some countries are not allowed to compete because the countries refuse to air the Israeli singers. (Notably Lebanon and Morocco). A bunch of entrants were missing this year because they object to Israel’s participation. The USA could compete, but most Americans don’t know what the fuck Eurovision is, or care even if they did know what it was.
>>220556712Australia is just there for the lulzIsrael is allowed because they are part of the EBU
>>220560455you spelled Robin Williams wrong dickhead.
>>220555036And Taylor Swift
