He's still got it!
?what's he tryna
brap!
>>220556438He's flapping his cheeks to help lift the plane and save on fuelvery smart
>>220556438Thought that was Furio
>>220556438Why was the last 2 so bad?
>>220556438this schlock was such a boring pile of shit
The last good MI was the one with Henry.
>>220558005That one was dogshit too
>>220558015Wrong.
Once you reach a certain age you need to lean in to being old, it's just going to get eerie seeing him as a 70 year old still trying to look 35After your face looks old enough dying your hair just accentuates how old your face is.
>>220556663Unimpressive stuntsTwo-parters so you knew going in the first part that you weren't going to get a satisfying conclusionThe two villains were meh. The human one was never really believable as Ethan's equal, and the AI basically doesn't matter in the second movie.
>dies doing a stunt>from then on every action sequence become completely CGI for insurance reasons please give it up Tom
>>220558041>it's just going to get eerie seeing him as a 70 year old still trying to look 35as he obviously thinks he can look 20 I don't see the issue
>>220558052>The human one was never really believable as Ethan's equalI think this is Cruise's ego at play that he would never, ever let the main villain score any one ups on him in cool factor. So they all have to be pathetic.
>>220558131the two-parters were essentially a recycled Fallout and in that movie he was mogged by superguy with the moustache, so I feel like the last two were his overcompensating retries
>>220558131Heh, I dunno. The last villain from Rogue Nation and Cavill were alrights. Obviously they're going to be outsmarted in the end and lose to Cruise, but in the last two movies it just wasn't taking.
>>220558131>he would never, ever let the main villain score any one ups on him in cool factorConsidering how routinely they do just that I'd say the point's academic.
>>220556438We do.
