He's literally me (Rocky)
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>>220557575More like Project Holy Reddit
>>220557575I see a pajeet's name in the producers credits. I'm not watching this slop.
>>220557575Amaze amaze amaze
>>220557584>moron likes the movie so I gotta hate it toohow does it feel living like this? you'd basically have to seclude yourself so you never find an annoying person who likes whatever you already like. or is it a false flag when that happens?
I'm going to keep spamming this until people notice it:ROCKY DIDN'T NEED TO BE IN A XENON BALL, EVER. HE HAD ACCESS TO XENON SUITS THAT CONFORMED TO HIS BODY, WHICH MEANS HE NEVER HAD TO STEP OUTSIDE OF HIS GAY LITTLE BALL TO RISK HIS LIFE TO EJECET THE FUEL BAY. IT'S FORCED FAGGOT WRITING. FORCED FAGGOT. GAY FAGGOT. BAD GAY FAGGOT WRITING. WAHHHHHHHHHHH OH SAD OH NO SAD BABY ROCKY BABY HAD TO GET OUT OF HIS FAGGOT BALL.BUT OH WAIT, FAGGOT BABY HAS A SUIT AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, WOW. CONVENIENT. FAGGOT BITCH.
>>220557710NTA but why do you think he's a moron? He's not saying anything objectionable. Unless you just hate his appearance (which is a very womanbrained thing to do)
>>220557575the only good thing came out from this is the /lit/ screenshot
>>220557743Oh yeah
This movie would have been better if they cut the earth scenes. Maybe someone will edit them out one day.
>>220557743Pretty sure they only showed the improved suit during the scene on Erid when they were walking on the beach together, so I assumed they developed the shape conforming suit only later.
>>220557749>why do you think he's a moron?NTA but this subversive play you did as if we didn't all know what the point of the webm is is a very jewbrained thing to do
>>220558758YES, NO SHIT. THEY SHOWED IT AT THE END BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO JUSTIFY THE SCENE WHERE HE COMES OUT OF HIS FAGGOT BALL. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AND NO IT WASN'T DEVELOPED LATER. IT'S CALLED A PLOT HOLE.
>>220559681It's only a "plot hole" to you because you decided that the suit wasn't developed later. Everything in the actual movie shows that Rocky didn't have that before they got to Erid.
>>220557606PHM is the most Christian movie we've gotten in years, it's the antithesis of Reddit.
I liked it. It was entertaining and comfy. I'm glad they didn't nerded this too much and let science be lose. Only thing that was annoying is this idea of stopping engines to stop moving and implying they need to work all the time, but whatever. I had very low expectations going into this and I was pleasantly surprised. Well done Amazon, maybe you can make a decent Bond movie now.
>>220560082IT DOESN'T SHOW IT BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD INTRODUCE THE IDEA OF A SUIT BEFORE THE DRAMATIC SCENE CAN TAKE PLACE. IT'S AN OBVIOUS PLOTHOLE BECAUSE ROCKY TRAVELED THERE IN A MASSIVE SHIP, WITH THE OBVIOUS ABILITY TO CREATE BARRIERS BOTH RIGID AND FLEXIBLE. EVEN HIS BALL HAD A ULTRA FLEXIBLE SPOT THAT ALLOWED HIM TO FEEL THINGS THROUGH. SORRY BUD, YOU AIN'T WINNING THIS ONE. BIG FAGGOT PLOT HOLE.
>>220560206Retard. Even when he made Grace a flexible suit for visiting his ship it was much clunkier than the one shown at the end of the movie. It's very clear that he didn't have the capability to make a suit like that before getting back home and having others of his kind help him. Literally everything we're shown proves you wrong, but you have to insist that something that was never shown is secretly true just so that your made up "plot hole" would exist. Sneed.
Here’s a legit plothole. Flooding the human ship with rocky’s atmosphere would’ve basically destroyed it.
>>220560242Why did he have to make him a suit tho, Goos had a suite of his own, why wasn't it good for a ship tour?
>>220560242WOW GOOD JOB MAKING ANOTHER POINT FOR ME. ROCKY MADE THE BIPEDAL APE A SUIT LOL. THAT SUIT WOULD'VE REQUIRED BOTH MORE TIME AND RESOURCES THAN ONE WITH SIMILAR FUNCTIONAL FOR ROCKY'S BODY, AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ROCKY TO ENGAGE THE EJECT BUTTON THROUGH A LITTLE FLEXIBLE SPOT. ULTRA FAGGOT PLOTHOLE DETECTED.
>>220560249When did they flood it? It was just a little bit from Rocky's bubble
>>220560249They didn't do that. Rocky made an atmosphere suitable for Grace, that was the whole point of the O2 toy.
>>220560268Space suits are designed to work in atmospheres between 1 and 0, rocky’s was 30
>>220560289>>220560298When rocky broke out of his hamster tube to save grace. The climax of the movie.
>>220560284>THAT SUIT WOULD'VE REQUIRED BOTH MORE TIME AND RESOURCES THAN ONE WITH SIMILAR FUNCTIONAL FOR ROCKY'S BODYYou're making shit up again. It was very clumsy and way less sophisticated than the suit at the end. It's okay to admit you were wrong, it'll only hurt your ego a little and then it's over.
>>220560321OH, BUT NOT CLUMSY ENOUGH FOR GRACE TO FUCKING WALK IN IT, HUH? NICE TRY LOSER. PLOTHOLE REMAINS INTACT.
>>220560320That was just a small amount as anon said.
>>220560337>PLOTHOLE REMAINS INTACT.Unlike your asshole after this raping lmao gottem.
>>220560361fucking rekt
>>220557743They didnt have the suit in the book, only the ball. On Erid, Grace and Rocky speak through a wall
>>220560342It was a series of tubes going through most of the ship pressurized to 30 bar (human atmosphere is 1 bar) that rocky heroically broke open to save the human as part of the climax. Would’ve destroyed the ship.
Post your face when you realized that the climax of the movie is Grace (Jesus) teaching Rocky (St. Peter) how to fish.
>>220560394Where did you get that? Rocky broke through his hamster ball and that's the only thing he broke.
>>220557584>>220557606Project Heil Hitler is kino
>>220560406This sounds like some Jordan Peterson type interpretation
>>220560417Rocky was in his tube during the spin, not the hamster ball
>>220560467Don't tell me you also missed Grace sending the good word in four capsules back to earth and the ending being that he will return later when he's ready.
>>220560467is that supposed to be bad?
>>220560537ecelebs are always bad yes
>>220560478no, he was in his ballwatch it again
>>220560393TOO BAD IT'S IN THE FUCKING MOVIE, AND GRACE GETS A SUIT TOO. PLOT HOLEY HOLE.
>>220560599Imagine being this butthurt at being wrong.
>>220560565yes anon, the magic ball he was pressed against that also was floating. Not the tube that extended into the bridge.He ditches the ball right after his first foray onto grace’s ship, in favor of hamster tubes
>>220560610IMAGINE BEING GAY AND WRONG.
This movie is proof that complex books should only be tv shows and not feature length films. Espionage books like The Bourne Identity and 007 because they are simple. Also the author claimed to keep politics out of his books but they talk about climate change like its a settled science and we are all going to die from it in the book.
>>220560652Alien star eating microbes aren’t “climate change.”
>>220560612watch the scene again
>>220560762I’ve watched it, unlike you, shill.
>>220560599That's a somewhat porous membrane, not a flexible opening. Making a whole suit out of that could be dangerous. The last suit is the perfect balance.
>>220560720In the book they literally mention that thanks to climate change and the earth being warmed by green house gasses we created it buys them more time for Project Hail Mary to do its mission. And its brought up multiple more times and even the main character teaching his students that they were going to die from global warming or the astrophage. And after nuking the ice caps to release the methane stored in them to help further, one of the characters gets emotional like a reddit fag saying "we gotta ruin the environment to help save us".
>>220560795IT'S NOT POURUS, ABSOLUTE MORON. IT'S JUST THE SAME TESSELATED PATTERN SCALED DOWN IN ONE PARTICULAR QUADRANT. DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
>>220560836you're wrong because you can't stop typing in all capsclose your mouth before you choke on all those dicks faggot
>>220560836>it's not porousCorrect, I meant permeable, excuse me. It's been awhile since I last took biology.
>>220560865YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME MATERIAL IN EVERY SCENE. THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES IS THE SIZE OF THE PLOT HOLE. LOL. FUCKING ASS RAPED.
>>220560882>glark glark glark glarkI tried to warn you bro
>>220560879IT'S NOT PERMEABLE. IT'S INTERNALLY PRESSURIZED, FUCKER. IF IT WERE PERMEABLE HE WOULD LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS AND DIE.
>>220560097>Christian movieProducers: Amy Pascal, Aditya Sood. (both jews)Actor: Milana Vayntrub in a supporting Earth-based role (jew)
>>220560947Yes but it's permeable material, unlike his other suits which would just break under force. It's why Grace is able to pass things through it to Rocky.
>>220560807>climate change and the earth being warmedit was specifically stopped being called global warming because the "warming" "trend" wasn't supported by the data.
>>220560959Author: Andy Weir (not a jew)Directed by: Phil Lord and Christopher Miller (not jews)Screenplay by: Drew Goddard (not a jew)You really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel with a fucking supporting actor there kek.
>>220560997NOT ONCE DOES GRACE PASS ANYTHING THROUGH THE BALL TO ROCKY. ROCKY CAN ONLY FEEL THE GENERAL SHAPE OF THINGS BASED ON HOW THE TESSLATION DOES OR DOESN'T FLEX AROUND AN OBJECT.
>>220560997nothing was ever "passed through" rocky's suits. there was a transaction window/drawer at one point, but that isn't used once rocky moves onto grace's ship.
>>220561039Oh, you're a pedantic reddit faggot. Gotcha.
>>220561090Yes it was. Grace passes the lava earth stress ball to Rocky through the membrane.
i see shills are employing the time honored tradition of saying wrong things in hopes of being corrected to generate the illusion of organic discussion.
>>220561072See >>220561109
>>220557743>I'm going to keep spamming this until people notice it>I'm gonna be a gigantic faggot and seethe in all caps until people accept my headcanon that's not supported by anything in the actual movieYou might as well call it a plot hole that Rocky didn't just construct a massive biodome around both of their ships while they were in space because clearly he was capable of it the entire time because they showed one at the end.
>>220557584I look like this. I'm not an internet cel though
>>220557657Pajeet means based
>>220561172Found the jeet lel
Imagine being a sub IQ retard that further highlights their sub IQ retard posts by posting in full caps.Kill yourself you absolute fucking embarrassment.
>>220561109YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. THAT'S NOT A STRESS BALL. IT'S CALLED A FUCKING HACKY SACK, AND IT LOOKED LIKE THE PLANET EARTH, WHICH IS WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE FIRST IMAGE IN THIS SERIES >>220560599IT NEVER PASSES THROUGH THE FUCKING BALL. HE ONLY GRIPS IT THROUGHT HE FLEXIBILE QUADRANT. IDIOT.
>>220561180>he thinking to pick on minority to improve morale standingIn which you will kindly receive in hell for eternity in boiling human shit
>>220561276>minorityThere's over a fucking billion of you smelly cockroaches.
>>220561101yes, i am a white american.
>>220561313I am not the one you think
>>220561138THERE'S NO LOGICAL REASON TO PRESUME ROCKY COULD CONSTRUCT A SHIP-SIZED DOME AROUND MARY. HE ONLY EVER MAKES EVA TYPE SUITS AND SMALL-SCALE HABITATS. THE ONLY TIME WE SEE A BIODOME IS WHEN ROCKY IS ON HIS HOME PLANET, WHERE HE WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS RACE.
>>220561071producers hold enormous power in any given film... when 'most Christian film in years' = over 40% of the power is jews in said film... yeah that's when you know just how fucked the goyim really are.
>>220561121I swear I'm not a shill, I didn't even like the film that much. I thought it was too rushed at the end, the space walk had no tension, and it felt too manipulative.>>220561090>>220561072You guys are right, I went back and watched it. I thought the hacky sack went through it but it doesn't.>>220561245You're right, my mistake. I still think that's internally consistent though in >>220560599, one is too flexible, the other isn't flexible enough, and the middle ground is the suit rocky develops later. The old cages were simply solid and had no flexibility at all.
>>220561414Concession accepted.
>>220561350It's possible that Rocky just never thought to make the suit, when the ball was what he needed, because he wanted to do things inside the ball, and not do them through a suit. He was a lot more comfortable in the ball than he'd have been in a suit.
>>220560268>>220560299>Space suits are designed to work in atmospheres between 1 and 0, rocky’s was 30Also high temperature and contains ammoniac.You would need something like pic related, with a huge unit to deal with the temperature too.
>>220561421what concession? your argument was just obliterated.
>>220561622My argument was that all of the people responsible for the story and making the movie were not jewish, your """argument""" was that ackchyally the producers plus one side character magically undid all that. You're coping and your concession of defeat has been graciously accepted.
>>220561614Im 2/3 through the book and havent seen the movie yet but I was wondering this point. And thats why the movie adaptations usually always suck, they have to do some gay shit to work around plot holes.
>>220561680It's not too badly adapted in the movie, you'll see.He pretty much uses what I would expect.I'm an engineer with additional wide background in most things scientific...
>>220561574ROCKY UNDERSTOOD SIMULATED GRAVITY, HENCE SYNCING HIS SHIP TO MARY'S CENTRIFUGAL SPIN. ROCKY ALSO UNDERSTOOD THAT GRACE WAS WEARING A SUIT, WHICH IS WHY HE COAXES GRACE TO REMOVE HIS HELMET IN THE PRESSURE CHAMBER HE CREATED TO DOCK THEIR SHIPS TOGETHER. ROCKY CONSTRUCTED A HABITAT ON MARY THAT WAS FAR LARGER THAN A SUIT, AND HE WAS ALSO AWARE THAT THEIR MISSION TO CAPTURE ASTROPHAGE WAS INHERENTLY DANGEROUS, YET FORWENT CREATING A SUIT THAT WOULD BE MORE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING GRACE FOR WHAT PURPOSE? PLOTHOLE PURPOSE. EVERYTHING LEADS TO A PLOTHOLE THAT ALLOWS A SAD MOMENT WHERE EVERYONE ACTS LIKE A FAGGOT AND THEN NONE OF IT MATTERS. THAT'S CALLED GARBAGE WRITING AND FORCED EMOTIONAL MOMENT SLOP.
>>220561666ignoring / twisting my points into things they are not = facilities... the conclusion stands: when 'most Christian film in years' = over 40% of the power is jews in said film... yeah that's when you know just how fucked the goyim really are.
