I hate my wife
>>220559126>wife bad>beer good>kids bad>porn magazines good
WIFEBAD>this made boomers shit themselves with laughter
>>220559126Was he meant to be a closeted fag?
haha im laughing already
i thought the joke was he was bored of his middle aged wifei didnt realize it was middle aged impotence
>AAAAAA MY SEXY MILF WIFE WANTS ME TO FUCK HER SILLY GRRRRRR I HATE HER SO MUCHWhat was his fucking problem?
>>220559381Every hot girl you see has a man out there that's tired of her shit.
>>220559381Peg was a lazy bitch that always took his money.
>>220559126Proto-incel.
>>220559126subversive jewish trash but sometimes funny, most of roseanne is interest enthusiasts as well
lol fucking fag
beer goodsports goodwife fix me dinnerhate job
>>220559126>MEEEEEEEEEEN
>>220559415That's most women, but Peggy was a 10.
>>220559947>but Peggy was a 10.Kelly was a 10, Peggy was a gross roastie.
>>220559947>I should put up with bullshit for sexMen like you are why women are going around being retarded.
>>220559126Boomers were were so fucking gay
>>220559126I hate your wife too anon
Why were zoomers born without a sense of humour? I've literally never seen one laugh at anything. Are they soulless?
>>220559222>>220559217>>220559126I will forever not understand this kind of boomer humor. No one is OBLIGATED to get married anymore,so having a couple hating each other to their cores doesn't make sense to me. Why did said couple get together in the first place then?If said couple can't stand each other, packing up and leaving will forever be an option btw I'd much rather have pancreatic cancer than getting married ever
>>220560975a lot of tradlarpers would tell you it's all a joke or whatever but it's honestly true. my parents hate each other and screamed at each other a lot when i was a kid.
Al's sexual interest in Peggy tends to come back fast when she proves herself not a total leech on his life. Such as in that episode where she realizes cooking him dinner makes him horny and he starts coming home raring to go.
>>220560975If you actually watched the show, you'd know that Al and Peggy met in high school and dated casually until Al knocked her up. He was then railroaded into a marriage because that's what responsible people do and they had another child a few years later. From this information, we can guess that Al does in fact love Peggy and his family. If he didn't, he'd leave or at the very least, wouldn't be working or giving his family hand outs. Real husbands who hate their wives either leave, cheat or kill them. Al would never do that, because he knows deep down he's a loser who wouldn't amount to anything with or without Peggy. I'm sorry the joke is lost on you.
>>220559126Every man on earth does
>>220559126It’s clear that Al peaked really early in life, hence why he looks back on scoring four touchdowns in a single game playing high school with an almost religious reverence. He likely saw himself as destined for greater things at some point in his life, maybe even NFL material, but then he knocked Peg up, and suddenly he’s helping belligerent fat women try on shoes.Instead of looking at himself, figuring out where he went wrong, and taking steps to perhaps mitigate that, it’s just easier to project his failures and shift the blame onto his wife and kids (who are themselves messes in their own ways). Al’s a bitter douchebag, the show makes no attempts to deny that, but in the context of a sitcom, it makes him a fun douchebag for an audience to root for.Peg also does herself no favors. She’s just as shitty to him as he is to her.
>>220560975>Why did said couple get together in the first place then?Because Al fucked Peg, thinking with his dick like all the thirsty fuckers in this thread, accidentally got her pregnant, and that was that. We at one point had standards in our society, so when you got your girlfriend pregnant, you were getting married, and that’s all there was to it. Feminists have spent the last 60 years gradually dissolving away at all that until we’ve now hit the point where it’s basically “Do whatever you want at all times because accountability is racist and misogynistic and phobic”, and everyone’s miserable and hates each other.