Well this was abysmal dogshit. Thanks again for wasting my time /tv/...
>>220559525Serves you right for watching reddit slop
>>220559573you’ve overused reddit to the point where it means white american
>>220559525try the martian next.
>>220559620No it doesn't. You will never be white or American, Rajesh.
>>220559525It's harmless fun. Calm your tits.
>>220559668I will never forgive Andy Weir for bowing to pressure and removing the original ending to that book.
>>220559525literally a classic. Give it time, it will be considered a classic.
>>220559525>unpretentious, entertaining sci-fi with a happy endingAnyone who doesn't like this movie doesn't have a soul.
>>220559885>Reddit tier quips and characters are now considered soulful
>>220559923It didn't have any cringe reddit quips. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>220559939nta but it's the most reddit film ever madeway more than the martian btwgod what a pile of trash
>>220560138Give some concrete examples of it being reddit. Go on.
>>220559939it's lighthearted and optimistic therefore it's reddit
>>220559857The book ends the same way though
OP is pretencious contrarian, the movie was fun and entertaining. Characters appealing, the dead crew was hilarious. Alien was funny. Goos was funny. Camera work nice. Get outta here, go watch your pretencious arthouse shit and shut up.
>>220560170the whole thing is reddit from start to finish, here's your concrete example
>>220560255>no answer
>>220560255I accept your concession
>>220560204https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martian_(Weir_novel)#Publishing_historyPresumably he's talking about the original self-published version of the book.
>>220560204When he sold the book rights to Crown for $100k they made him remove the epilogue because it makes Watney come across as a total cunt.
>movie comes out on pirating sites>all the dogshit takes surface on /tv/Every year like clockwork. But what can you expect for someone who can't afford the cost of a (single) movie ticket?
its kino
Holy shit, all these shills. When did /tv/ become infested with le quirky redditors? Old /tv/ would have roasted this trash?
>>220560469This. The stupid goyim won't even pay for their propaganda against them!
My only complain is that its too long. But thats most movies these days. Cut 40min, specially some flashbacks scenes, and the movie would be a certified classic in no time.
>>220559857What happens in the original ending?
>>220559848>It's harmless funNothing that asks for 156 minutes is harmless
>>220560469The cycle is always right and has been for over a decade here>new movie comes out>plebs come to /tv/ to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on>all that's left are the regular /tv/ posters>they usually hate it since most movies like this tend to be shit>cycle repeats when the YIFY torrent comes out but forces are more evenly matched this time
>>220559668I know people who love this line and use it all the time. I pray and give thanks to God for my life not being worse.
>>220561546you left out the part where its paid astroturf and then browns.
>>220561050The flashbacks were the best part.
>>220560377>it makes Watney come across as a total cunt.and the entire rest of the movie/book doesn't?
