>what can i get you?What were the magic words?
That under the table shot might be my favourite in movie history
>>220559950Attractive people dont need magic words. They can only mess it up.
>>220560049Unattractive don't need any either. Especially in a movie or tv show. It happens because it's in the script, not because it's realistic
>>220559950>"Hon? Another steak san over here. Rare...!"
>>220559950sauce?
>>220559950pusy
>>220559950Kalamazoo
>>220559973Same.
>>220559950>cutting the tits outFUCKING PUSSY NIGGER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT
>>220561188blue balls board,mate
>>220561188You can’t handle those t*ts- they’re too strong for you!
>>220559950Never fuck the bartender If things go south (in a bad way kek) you will have to change spots and good spots are hard to come by Pussy is temporary but a good bar is forever
>>220561904That applies to any place or friend group. No one on here should be turning down any human affection.
>>220561904>a good bar is foreverUh no they get sold and change staff quite frequently in fact, life isn't a sitcom
>>220561904>implying the 4chan's agoraphobic manchildren know how to behave in a bar
>>220561904that's exactly why I only fly 500 miles from where I live each time I want to try to Have Sex, and I never visit the same place twice.the idea of becoming involved with anyone I might see more than once disgusts me, I don't even speak to people in my town in case I make a mistake and they remember it.
>>220561964mine got bought by jeets
>>220559950She has an OF under the name Calista Melissa Mingst. Totally bogged.
>>220561964>get sold and change staff quite frequentlynot a good bar then, is it
>>220562069I respect the british pub culture but sadly it doesn't really exist anywhere else and certainly not in the big shitty
>>220559950recognize this vaguely but can't remember where it's from
>>220562035No. Fuck you.
>>220562003Or you know, act like you're not a sperg and bang randoms from tinder. You don't get as many frequent flier miles but you also reduce jet lag to almost nil
>>220562468>•>> act like you're not a spergWhere dost thou think thine are?
>>220561904>tfw bartender for too long >tfw don’t even try to fuck bar sluts anymore i just need money
Women are so much bigger than men. How are you supposed to seduce them without succumbing to bodily intimidation?
>>>/gif/30664105https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779039198346551.webm
>>220563462how do men do not squeeze lick suck big boobs and fuck all night with her
>>220563800Your English is coming along nicely sar
