holodeck episode edition>previously on /trek/>>220545066
star trek sex with shran
Some things never change.
>>220560287>Levar Burton, the new SpockLol, lmao. "Hey, this guy is black and blind. He's clearly the weirdo of the team, like Spock".
It was a captain seven of nine hazard
luv Jett Reno, simple as
>>220560331
what a slut
>>220560313Burton was the most famous of the cast at the time so it was reasonable to assume he would be second banana to the new captain. Or the writer of that article just hated Star Trek so much they wanted to troll everyone.
>>220560344Thats not his room, there is no "how to captain a spaceship for dummies" book laying on the desk
>>220560313Boomers barely understood why they liked Spock. TNG fried a lot of brains when it first aired.
>>220560378that """article""" is from the National Inquirer, the same "grocery-store-checkout-magazine" that would have shit like "The Wolfman is Having My Baby!" on the cover
>>220560340
>>220560363She could climb on my humpback if you know what I mean
>>220560407Based hurlerbut really, you should ignore the NuTrek spammerHis posts used to really annoy me too but I barely even notice them anymore. In a few days he'll be like an annoying gnat to you and in a week or two, it'll be like he's not even posting at all
>>220560407is that the only bajoran uproar webm you got? pityful, i'll add it to the list of webms to provide this thread with.>>220560423Burnham, Spore drive and Discovery in general I don't enjoy, no. They've dialed it back and made the fuel too inconvenient to refine for wide-range usage if I understand it correctly though, so it's fine I guess.
>>220560399That article was the equivalent of a tweet with three likes being touted as public consensus 30 years in the future.
>something about splitting me in two.
>>220560506
>>220560618
>>220560649let love bloom <3praying they bring back Garak and Bashir one last time to make it official
>>220560649“Star Trek was always progressive” doesn’t mean people want to watch dudes make out in an escapist TV show. TOS fujobait was just that, fujobait. Even in DS9 the lesbian kiss was used tastefully.
they did alternate timeline cop out
>>220560721
starfleet is exclusively heterosexual
just catching up to con standards
>>220560927Odo could fill every hole.
>>220560717Fujos literally hate canon gays anyways. It’s more fun to ship heteros as gay
>>220560603Lol
>Fujos literally hate canon gays anywaysholy c o p e kekgay pride, galaxywide
>>220561057This moment meant so much for the platform.
>>220561057It’s true
>>220561057>gay pride>posts a bisexual Bi erasure is not a joke bigot. You’re literally a nazi.
>do you not like girls?
kvetching
>>220561155lembas eggs
>theres no right way to hit a woman>you may test that assumption at your convenience.
Measure of a Man is not a very good episode.Why was Data's legal status being decided 26 years into his Starfleet career when he had already achieved the rank of Lieutenant Commander, one of the highest ranks in Starfleet?In TNG, we see how thorough the vetting process of Starfleet Academy is to the point that even wunderkid supreme Wesley Crushey fails to get in on his first attempt. So, you're telling me the rights and sentience of an android were just handwaved and left in dispute and he was allowed admission and then later given an officer's commission in the fleet -- giving him life and death powers over organic sentients that will act as his subordinates in the ranks -- and nobody decided it was a problem?The entire episode exists for Picard to give a speech about slavery. It's like they worked backwards from there and the story itself is held together with duct tape and popsicle sticks. It simply DOES NOT hold up.
>>220561182Yeah it’s not good at proving data is alive but removing his arm is fun. As the series progresses he becomes more and more robotic too it’s so weird.
>>220561182a constant entry to every must watch list does not hold up because you don't get it? Boy, where were you all this time? We were waiting for your hot takes to save the franchise for so long.lmao, do drumhead next
Drumhead makes even less sense and was clearly them trying to recreate Measure of a Man, once again working backwards from "the big Picard speech" of the episode.Also, I can't help but notice that you have no argument aside from "you just don't get it". Perhaps, you could explain to me in detail how it makes sense for the question of a Lieutenant Commander's sentience and basic rights to still be in question a quarter of a century into his Starfleet career?
>>220561182sometimes really obvious things that have never been challenged before get decided formally in court when someone finally decides to. it's not a hard concept you fucking retard
>>220561182>I've measured them three times.
>>220560717>>220560955They liked the hockey show though. You just can't put ugly people in it. SFA could have had the fujo audience but they put ugly people in it.Can't even fujobait and lezbait the old fashion way anymore because they call that evil queerbaiting now. Women are eternally cucked by themselves.
>>220561280It's not for you, that's absolutely fine. Tastes differ, especially when it comes to entertainment media.I'm not going to argue against your tastes or pick a battle over it. I am however going to make fun of you for being so full of yourself that you phrase your dislike of an episode in a general manner instead of stating that it isn't for you, which again, is fine. Diversity is our strength
>>220561299Yes but we see that Starfleet vets admissions to the Academy with extreme prejudice in TNG. Data would've endured the same vetting process.It's absurd to believe that Starfleet would allow something without basic rights of sentience into its ranks and give that entity or thing the power to command other organic sentients to lay down their lives in the course of their service.Data wasn't kept as a crewman for 26 years. He's the second officer of the flagship of the fucking fleet.Your argument simply does not hold water with what we know about Starfleet in this era.But I appreciate you trying something beyond "you don't get it" this time.
>>220561182>Why was Data's legal status being decided 26 years into his Starfleet careerBecause it was profitable/politically expedient to declare him an object. They wanted to study and copy him.
Why are you guys pretending to argue, it's weird
>>220561392They didn't declare him an object or else he wouldn't have been admitted to Starfleet. Also, they could've just treated him like property from the get-go and sent him to the Daystrom Institute.This also doesn't make any sense.
>>220561356they made a mistake having data be an established officer instead of finding him in the first or second episode and adding him to the crew. basically he should have been wesley.
>>220561417Honestly, I think that would've made a lot more sense. That way, Measure of a Man would've felt like it really had high stakes instead of being a foregone conclusion of: "Well, of course Data has human rights, he's the second officer of the Enterprise."
>>220561182>Why was Data's legal status being decided 26 years into his Starfleet career when he had already achieved the rank of Lieutenant Commander, one of the highest ranks in Starfleet?because it became beneficial to challenge the status quo
>>220561456Sounds like a retarded NuTrek quote that Mikey B would say
>>220561434all of the character development is tainted by that mistake. he would have had sex and studied theater and comedy and experimented with pet ownership long before joining enterprise. everything is like the found him 2 days before the series started.
Anyway you fucking LOSERS that's how you get a thread back on track to discussion when some faggot is spamming gay shit to trolljust post a cohesive argument about a hot in-universe topic and invite discussionhave to do everything for you fucking faggots I swear to god
We all need to colm down.
star trek sex with star trek women
>>220561562I'd scramble her circuits, if you know what I mean.
>>220561347The first streaming sci-fi show to have a lesbian couple who are both hot and have likeable personalities will drown in money.
>>220561413They allowed him to join Starfleet as an experiment, but they never clearly decided what his rights are, probably because it was convenient to leave that door open.This is how politicians and lawyers think. They maneuver in the system and use it to their convenience. If this was intentional, then it is a pretty nice piece of writing actually.
here's the list of episodes you need to find issues not related to their central theme or be called a chud for, /trek/, good luck.>TOS"Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" (Season 3, Episode 15)>TNG"The Measure of a Man" (Season 2, Episode 9)"The Drumhead" (Season 4, Episode 21)"Chain of Command, Parts I & II" (Season 6, Episodes 10 & 11)>DS9"Rejoined" (Season 4, Episode 6)"Homefront" / "Paradise Lost" (Season 4, Episodes 11 & 12)"Past Tense, Parts I & II" (Season 3, Episodes 11 & 12)"Far Beyond the Stars" (Season 6, Episode 13)>VOY"Critical Care" (Season 7, Episode 5)>ENT"Stigma" (Season 2, Episode 14)"Demons" / "Terra Prime" (Season 4, Episodes 20 & 21)
>>220561628>This is how politicians and lawyers thinkYeah, now? If you're some unfrozen 20th century retard like pic related, yes, you might make that assumption but this is early TNG when the UFP is depicted at its most utopian and aspirational. That sort of purposeful legal misanthropy would not exist in that setting.It's as out of place as all of the shit in Star Trek Picard -- the Fox News style interview, the dystopia, the apathy towards the Romulan Disaster, etc.Just doesn't jibe.
Computer, activate emergency Harry Kim hologram
>>220561672Wasn't The Drumhead about Maccarthyism in the 1950s? Chuds are against cultural communism like having black people in ancient Greece.
>>220561674That's more of an argument for why they wouldn't have legally defined Data's status on his entry into Starfleet. It wouldn't have come up until it mattered.
>>220561672There's nothing "chuddy" about my above argument about Measure of a Man being an overrated episode with a flimsy plot. The progressive parts of the episode are its excellent, memorable parts. The Picard speech is great -- just how they get there is full of plot holes.The same goes for Drumhead and most of the other episodes you've listed.Let That Be Your Last Battlefield is a great example because even though the overarching 'message' of the episode is a good one, the episode itself is hopelessly mediocre and clumsy in its construction.Not all criticism needs to fall neatly within the lines of whatever political context you're trying to create.
>>220561709strong start, simple yet foundational>>220561717good, good
>>220561674>That sort of purposeful legal misanthropy would not exist in that setting.>Because I say so
and now, musichttps://youtu.be/S3KewiMDZLk
>>220561674I wonder what happens to time-displaced people like this guy, Captain Frasier, or that woman who Kirk took back with the whales. I'm sure the Federation provides them all the resources anyone else would get but trying to integrate into the future must be an uphill battle.
>>220561560No need to be a Meany
>>220561771Starfleet Temporal Investigations has temporal rehabilitation and integration facilities/systems in place that can be "extensive" as stated by Braxton in Relativity. He makes it sound unpleasant, which makes sense, especially for those who got stranded by accident.Temporal Reintegration is also an option, merging the timelines back.
>>220561762>Because I say soNo, I'm using the context offered by other episodes from S1 and S2 to reach that conclusion. I even posted one of those things as an example for you.The Starfleet that is shown in S1 and S2 of TNG isn't going to allow a potential toaster to have the power of life and death over other members of Starfleet. If it didn't come up at his admittance to the Academy, it would've come up upon his graduation when he was commissioned as an officer. If not then, it would've come up during every single promotion that increased his powers and responsibilities. The idea that they would let something they don't even think is sentient be the second in line to take over the Enterprise in case of an emergency just stretches my suspension of disbelief too far, so that's why I say so. Context, logic, deduction.
>>220561704The ploy worked, the intruders were bored to death
>>220561422Why does the entirety of future southern California look like a post apocalyptic hellscape?
>>220561849>integration facilitiesJust replicate them a nice little 20th century house in some nature preserve, it shouldn't be that difficult. It might be harder if they got people displaced from the 11th century or something but luckily it's almost always people from the 20th.
>>220561886Looks like an improvement to the current day southern California
>>220561861They think he's sentient and also their property.
>>220561861>isn't going to allow a potential toaster to have the power of life and death over other members of StarfleetComputer, pls. Starfleet ships are automated from the ground up, they make it a point constantly when they "switch to manual" on every system from weapons to life support to transporters.>>220561886The Burn. Earth and most other planets left the federation and went into a dark age under constant threat from as close as the Titan colonies doing raids for resources.
>>220561717Don’t even bother with the nutrek troll. They’re obsessed with American politics and thinks every discussion is an existential right/left battle and are thus incapable of having an exchange in good faith
>>220561906that's how I imagine it. create a holographic environment based on the time they came from and give them a training regiment to catch them up to speed.
what was the provisional government thinking…
But if there was no war
>>220561674That episode is so weak. The 20th century people only seem so tardy because literally nobody will give them a quick rundown of the time period they’re in. They just kind of mock and deride their attitudes and skirt around giving them actual information for like 40 minutes
It's time.
>>220562088>the darkened goblin seems like a friendly and totally-not-evil representation of their species
>>220561704Holy crap the vore comic we wrote together about a mom eating her son sold 1000000 copies, he really knows his stuff
>>220562005This just screams "episode about free Healthcare", they really nailed it
>>220562184
>Alaimo>Biggs>Combs>ABCholy shit bravo behr
>>220562184kek he's literally me.
>>220562088
>>220562416Many in /trek/ spoke up about Prodigy as it aired.
They really let Nog into the academy even with his arrest record huh
>>220562428Season 1 is pretty cool for a kids show.
>>220562453It was clearly political.
>>220562581StarCraft was great.
>>220561771They all remained in starfleet in the 2360's onwards and he even got command of a Sovereign class starship.https://youtu.be/M32ZgRX5o_4
>>220562545True
>>22056262790s cgi is sovl in general, voyager is a testament to that
[ENGINE HUMMING]
>>220562687those are models bro
>>220562744The shields?
>>220562744no cgi at all, just practical effects all around. voyager is well known to be the last fully practical trek.crack me up
>>220562739If I'd asked once, I've asked 1,000 times. Why can't Paramount make welcoming sets anymore? Why does every starship look like the inside of an air fryer? TNG is one of the most rewatchable shows ever because the atmosphere is so comforting.
>>220562785That's a cool episode.
Why did Harry stop talking about Libby after season 2?https://searchtrek.org/search/VOY/Libby/0
>>220562771The phaser fire.
>>220562832
>>220562832cadet quarters can be comfy>>220562858came too late to shoot three times, once for an off-site, kept partying in vegas every weekend and more. they axed his storyline in preparation to letting him go but he came around and liens demons saved him.
>>220562936They don't make 'em like this anymore.
>>220562853>>220562942
>>220562936>New Zoom call user interface cosmetic
>>220562999Walled hag.
>>220562936>>220563033I for one am in support of filming entire TV shows via Microsoft Teams calls
>>220562936>You know how people are always complaining about every store and restaurant turning into a ugly grey box?>Put that in their escapist fantasy television as well
>>220563202Get your fucking feet off the Captain's chair you expired harlot.
>>220562088They should have at least let Brooks have a beard in the early seasons.
next up, Melora (DS9 2x6). Barrier Free Architecture as a universal right, I love Star Trek so much.
>>220563263Sisko looking more and more like a war criminal as the show went on was a nice touch.
>>220563322>episode about retard that won’t unretard herselfjust like u
Dabo girls owe me sex
>>220563368Kill yourself Nog
the sacred ritual of the kometa fish
Odo Voice.Quuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrk...Give .. Morn back his Raktajeelian Cave Torg....
>>220563530
>>220562936Looks so non comfy.
TNG knew what it was doing when they had Beverley prescribe 'warm milk and some rest' to people coming into Medbay.
>>220560238star trek sex with wesley
>>220563609The tactical lense flares and shiny surfaces are designed to confuse intruders
>>220560344>no shower>no toilet they don't poop in the future?
>>220563653know the difference, it could save your life
>>220563708you understand that with transporter tech, they can basically dematerialize the waste right from the stinker right?
>>220563653People in the future are such chuds. She should’ve given him sedatives and SSRIs
>>220563743they poop in the transporter room?
>>220563710thanks, I changed the filename
>>220563774I'd imagine it'd be a simple matter of adjusting the quantum field harmonics coupled with a low resonance EMF field and then every crewman aboard just automatically have their "cargo" dematerialized.
>>220563743but where do they poop? there's no toilet.
>>220563814I'd imagine it just gets transported out of them automatically.
>>220563657Damn this looks ugly
>>220563708>>220563774That's the NX-01. They probably have communal shitters and showers. You can hear T'Pol braapp every day from all the hard to digest Earth food.
>>220563823i don't want to live in the future. pooping is one of my orgasmic pleasures in life.
>>220563908You're gay dude, you enjoy large things moving through your anus.
>>220563883wasn't there an episode where t'pol and trip were in a communal locker-room-type shower? did that happen or was it a dream i had?
>>220563928>It’s just the citadel from Mass Effect with gay poop colors
>>220563962i get orgasms as the logs squeeze out. i also love the smell of my poop.
>>220563979The attractive characters often had to go through "decontamination" together while being sweaty and wearing only underwear. That's probably what you remember.
>>220564008oh.
>>220563883the captain has a private shower. its shown at least twice. that pic is trash, like most supplemental materials
rock it, man.
>>220563823wouldn't that hurt your gut? I heard people get those problems after long coma
*tap tap*
>>220564115They switched to poop colors so you know straight away in which time period you are
Quark would've been a good Niggus but Rom is a real Grand Niggus
Grand Imperial Nagus
>>220563057How long did it take the Asteroid Talaxians before they lynched Neelix? There were probably a lot of disused tunnels he could hide the bodies in before being discovered.
>>220564197quark would make a terrible nagus because he has no principles. rom would be a terrible nagus because hes a god damned retard and a feminist communist. zek was a bad nagus for many reasons. brunt would have been a good nagus.
>>220564239Why are they just casually non vegan like that?
>>220564197Imagine how ugly their kids would have been>Ferengi ears and teeth>Cardassian spoon and neck ridges>5' tall
>>220564332Quark actually has too much principles to be Nagus.Quark has shown numerous times that he has principles.
>>220564331After seven years of learning about it I'm still mad that Neelix never got to see Earth firsthand.
>>220564455>Neelixpedoperv cat predator
>>220564363>negotiates with union>allows his mother to earn profit>aids his mother in subverting ferengi law by hiding zeks cognitive incapacity>pretends to be a woman and advocats for womens rights to keep fake nagus zek in powerhe is a clown with zero conviction.
>>220564455the feds have transwarp after seven gets back. he could visit earth everyday if he wanted.
>>220564455Me, too. It sucks that Icheb is the only Delta Quadrant alien they brought with them and "Voyager" didn't instead grow into the name of a convoy/community rather than just the ship.
>>220564541>the feds have transwarp after seven gets back.There are no Star Trek shows set after they got back though.
>it's a Stubbs episode
>>220564714
>It is never revealed if she replied. The game of kadis-kot that they play is the last appearance of Neelix.
5 > 6 > 4 > 7 > 8
>>220564714A Stubbsy'sode
>>220564666of course but we can infer that with sevens knowledge combined with the full resources of starfleet would solve the transwarp problem very quickly. its safe to say that the exploration of the milkyway is complete by the end of voy. if they were going to make a new show it would need to be about exploring bewteen galaxies. like Andromeda without the depressing 1000 year dark age.
Quinn wants to kill himself, because as a Q, there's nothing left for him to experience, other than death. Do you grant him his wish, or try to talk him out of it?
>>220564834I convince him to transfer his powers to me and then l assist his suicide
>>220564789I'd put 7 above 4 but otherwise accurate.
>>220564834the 'live too long' is such a servile trope.The minimum moral existence for a conscious being is being a sovereign and free God.
>>220564834What was the in-universe reason for the Qs not sending Voyager back home instantly?
>>220564827>its safe to say that the exploration of the milkyway is complete by the end of voy.Astronomers estimate there are between 100 billion and several trillion planets in the Milky Way.
>>220564789There is no 8th season of TNG tho
This looks like hell
>>220564872At the end of Q2 (where his son was tormenting Voyager for his amusment) he said that if he did that, it would set bad example for his son, if he did all the work for them.
>>220564926Continue.
>>220564926Yeah I'd rather watch the trannies and literal magic demons on deep space nincompoops
>>220564896VOY S1 was internally considered TNG S8 during production.
>>220564951Me too.
>>220564744Who wants to get badgered?>>220564579Cute.Could have been much worse. If you have to be an embarrassing geek, be a cute one.
>>220564666Satan tells the truth
I think the new phase of Star Trek shows has been great and STA is a continuation of that. The production value is incredible, the cast is diverse and talented, and the storytelling is more nuanced and character-driven than ever before. The new series has managed to honor the legacy of the original while also pushing the franchise in new and exciting directions. I can't wait to see what the future holds for Star Trek.
>>220565089I don't like you. Better don't show your face around here.
>>220564926The WWF 'sode has Weyoun as Space McMahon so it's not all bad.
>>220564951Dax isn’t a tranny.
>>220564827>its safe to say that the exploration of the milkyway is complete by the end of voyAbsolutely fucking not>>220564926The Borg kids are neat but not at first.The Lindsey Ballard episode is good.Spirit Folk is dumb.
>>220565149I love kino cameos.
>>220560363Always found it funny both the parents from 7th heaven were prominent characters in Star Trek movies
>Sisko names his baseball team “The Ni*ers”
>>220565188Why does science-blue look so greeish on Voyager? Different lighting? Or did they actually change the color?
>>220565235
>>220565188
>>220565275On the bridge he requested to be helped into the captain's chair. Afterwards, Hawking commented, "It is rather more comfortable and a lot more powerful than my wheelchair." Later, Hawking was interviewed on the engineering set. Referring to the warp core, he said, "I'm working on that."
>>220565275>>220565312Meanwhile all he’s thinking about is loli NTR
>>220565275Did Newton really invent calculus or did he steal from Indian scholars?
kira in command of fed ships is never justified. she has no business leaving the station
>>220565394Damnit, anon!
>>220565394kira is annoying. bajorans are annoying.
>>220565343>Katarina>MaestroStupid episode but I like it a lot anyway.
>it's a Stephen Hawking wields a bat'leth episode
>>220565183exploration of the milkyway is complete because they csn travel everywhere almost instantly with transwarp. that means no more trekking. traveling between galaxies is the next logical step in the story.
>>220565394Bajors relationship with the federation is really never properly outlined
>>220565489i want to bombard bajor into tiny pieces
I know there are some fans who aren't happy with the new Star Trek, but personally, I think it's fantastic. The characters are complex and interesting, the visuals are stunning, and the stories are engaging. Plus, the representation in the show is amazing - it's great to see a diverse cast that reflects the real world. And as someone who grew up watching Star Trek, it's exciting to see the franchise continue to evolve and expand. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
If they ever make a post-VOY show, have the shoe be about building transwarp conduits to explore the Milky Way. That's an easy way to continue the "Old West in space" motif.
>>220565468If you spent just one second in orbit around each world in the galaxy it would still take you millions of years anon. I don't think you grasp how fucking big space is.
>>220565532i hate you
>>220565534>shoe
@220565532
>>220565514destroying bajor would solve a lot of problems. but its not the starfleet way.
Starfleet Academy has brought a fresh, new take on the iconic franchise, injecting new life into the beloved universe. The show has embraced diverse storytelling, featuring complex characters with different backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations, allowing audiences to see themselves reflected on screen.Furthermore, the production values are top-notch, with stunning visual effects, intricate world-building, and exciting action sequences that capture the essence of what makes Star Trek so special. The writing is also compelling, with intricate plotlines and nuanced character development that challenges viewers to think deeply about the moral and ethical implications of space exploration.
>>220565489I think the discovery of the wormhole caused the Federation to stretch the bounds of the Prime Directive so that they have de facto ownership of it (and speedrun their admission into the Federation so that the wormhole officially falls under Federation borders).
>>220565539i dont think you grasp how pointless it is to do a star trek series where they can travel everywhere instantly. its time to move on.
The dude's been reposting shill reviews from other sites for weeks (months?) now. Don't let it rile you up.
>>220565539>virgohow fitting
>>220565643>i dont think you grasp how pointless it is to do a star trek series where they can travel everywhere instantlyThen don't do that? Instantaneous travel is boring and gay, just say transwarp doesn't work now that the network got blown up and ignore any further mention of it.
>>220565680transwarp does work though. theres half a dozen races that use it. its time for humans to level up and join the club
>>220565539Old Trek would've had characters technobabble up a "breach through the observable universe limit." New Trek respects actual science.
>>220565700You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
As a big Star Trek fan, I have to say that I'm really impressed with the new Star Trek series that have been released since 2017 under Alex Kurtzman's leadership. These shows have managed to capture the spirit of the original series while also bringing something fresh and exciting to the franchise.
>>220565539It's crazy how the tech required to resolve the structure of the known universe is way beyond the reach of the average Joe and we're supposed to just believe it?
>>220565534Basically just Mass Effect
>>220565744The universe is a sphere with a diameter of 200 meters
>>220564510Nutrek ship interiors look like nightclubs
>>220565744It's crazy how the people who are skeptical about science are not skeptical about conspiracy theories.
>>220565793I’m skeptical of your skepticism
>>220565812I don't believe you
As a star trek fan,ACK sucksSPIC sucksSJW sicksSTD sucksTrek and Morty sucksNutrek sucks but the spammer is a mod, dont reply to any of his posts.
>>220565854If only it were that simple.
>>220565854Based post
I'm really enjoying STA. They've expanded on the premise without falling into the usual traps and the world feels real with characters who are allowed to grow. The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but STA is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.Looking forward, STA is exploring a side of the Star Trek universe that was left largely untouched by earlier iterations. How they face this new threat and deal with the challenges posed is a really exciting premise.
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>>220565854You forgot Prodigy, which is possibly too generic to actually be offensively bad.
star trek has the best women
>>220565911Made for therapeutic intercrural
>>220565902I did not consume PROD.
charlie was a fool
>S3E24Jesus Christ the fucking bureaucratic bloat enshrined in Clinton era trek
>>220565969It's like eating a bite of nothing anytime Janeway is not on screen.
>>220565881post prompt
>>220566005The EU is still like that
You now remember the episode where the Voyager crew was abducted and literally brainwashed into being menial workers on an alien planet, but Tom Paris was still such a lazy mf'er that he got fired from every single job.
>bend over doctor
>>220565911Greek whore
>>220566132i never forgot. its a great episode.
>>220564510>>220565776It's a kino aesthetic.
>>220566132Didn't Stargate do the same thing at one point?
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220566132On the ship he has like 20 different jobs. Let the man have a break for once.
>>220566245Farscape did for sure (tomorrow is a rest day). Not sure about Stargate, but it seems like something sci-fi from that time would try out. The main thing for me is Tom Paris being half immune to the brainwashing because at his core he doesn't give a fuck.
>>220566066If that was instead an evil red orb and Dukat escaped and possessed her I'd give Academy a try.
How bad can nutrek get?
>it's a B'Elanna episode
>>220566350That's the neat thing. We still don't know!
>>220566245SG-1 had an episode like that.
>>220566373>it's a two B'Elannas episode
>>220565996Was it ever explained why women were always filmed with this blur lens on TOS? Jeannie and Hogan's Heroes were always sharp afair
>>220566262We know, Kes
>>220566373>it's a Worf resignsode
>>220566408one of the few good B'Elanna episodes I think
>>220566408>it's a scene where they explore each other's bodies
>>220560238I don't like you anymore and I want you to stop doing this.
>>220566424It was a subspace anomaly hazard.
Which rituals have outstayed their welcome?
>>220566424It was a regular filming technique in the 60s. The main love interest was often filmed with this glow. It lets the audience know who the main girl is for the episode and hides some imperfections.
>it's a holodeck 'sode, so you gotta sit through the first act of the characters playing some boring program before some malfunction occurs that causes to plot to happen
>>220566568>it's a mindvirus episode
>>220566459I like the one where she fixed that space robot who was locked in a war with identical space robots after they exterminated their creators.And the one where she has to reprogram a Maquis superweapon. Not sure how that got in the Delta quadrant but whatever.
>>220566424Grok says Desilu used a shitty film that required hot studio lights to expose correctly, but that brought out skin imperfections and they put a nylon stocking over the camera to diffuse the harsh lighting. But it's not entirely a technical issue. Letting women appear ethereal with an aura around them was a remnant of glamour photography of the 30s and 40s.
Computer, activate the Emergency Emergency Medical Hologram Hologram.
>>220566608In hindsight B'Elanna wasn't so bad. I like the barge of the dead episode, but I don't remember if that was real Stovokor or just some alien mind altering intrusion
>>220566611> Letting women appear ethereal with an aura around them was a remnant of glamour photography of the 30s and 40s.Women liked that effect too. You can’t say they stopped beautifying women for the male gaze. When women make avatars in video games, you better believe they make them hot.
>the crew finds an alien civilization in a cryo sleep, waiting out a disaster>decide to wake them up>appear to be nice, but something is slightly offAlright, I guess it's going to be space nazis again...
>>220566676VRchat has a star trek world.
>>220560228Is the only reason this episode is reviewed poorly in hindsight is because journalists are all disingenuous insincere faggots who hate America?
>>220566645Now what, you dying or something?
>>220566669That was real Klingon Hell, unlike that fake bullshit Neelix believed in. Everybody laugh at the species with no concrete 100% real afterlife, he just turns off like a PC and that's it.
>>220566707everyone hates you, amerigolem
>>220566761>Now what, you dying or something?Before you leave, maybe you could download those subroutines into my database.
>>220566820fuck off brownoid
>>220566676Fat people would actually be huge problem in the Star Trek universe, at least by the time replicators appear. As far as calories go, it's the same as the real thing. What's stopping people from eating burgers all day? Is there a killswitch in your replicator that kicks in once your kids are starting to get fat? People would see their rights violated. Imagine one of these badbois at home with all michellin catalog star dishes of Earth, all street food from India, Japan, China. I would literally eat myself to death
>>220566424That’s the girl that Gene fucked on the casting couch that week
>>220566846>street food from Indiagrim
>>220566761That episode was great. It's shame what happened to the actor. He was amazing, Barclay levels of good
>>220566830You cannot relieve me of my holographic dong
>>220566846>computer fat to beam out
>>220566707It was a proto season three episode with a nonsense final act twist. Thanks, executive meddling! Star Trek is always at its worst when it’s trying to appeal to normies. Paramount needs to accept that Star Trek fanboys will never look like the people on a college brochure. They look like Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans. Start appealing to them again.
>>220566874
Computer, lock onto anon's skeleton and beam it out of him.
>>220566948That’s only if you let it accumulate. It would never reach that point. Also that’s literally all fat in the skin in the picture. It hangs from the excess skin. you can get rid of it if you lose weight down to like 2-4%bf range which is hard for people to do
>>220566846I thought it was implied it can make you fake junk food kind of like how they have synthehol.
>>220566707I didn’t really understand it. Why was Kirk such a USAaboo
>Tom and Tuvok stuck in Seska's holodeck nightmare>holodeck doctor injects Tom's wound with acid and throws them outI don't know what they expected
>>220567019The idea is to create food that sustains life. For that it has to have a certain amount of calories. I'm sure it can create the healthiest burger of all time but it's still a burger with all the required molecule chains.
>>220566424its so the old hags dont look so bad on camera. judge judy still does it
>>220567080America is the greatest country in the history of mankind and always will be, obviously.I can certainly see how Gene would've thought so back then when the USA was on top of the world, flying to space and nuking tropical islands for science.
>>220566707It is a little silly to read the american constitution to some randos in space who lack the cultural context to understand what the fuck you are talking about and why they should care.
Why doesn't Star Trek address Earth religions? What happened to Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindis etc?
>>220567139They literally worship it, they just can’t read
>>220567165Everyone is jewish
>>220560228https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=LH2W7yn8QR3Whoi9!!!FACT!!!
>>220567165The TNG era writers were still hopeful that humanity would grow beyond superstitious beliefs
>>220567118>safety protocols kick in
>>220567273>>220567273
>Homefront>1996Will the Mujem'Hideen finally attack?
I want to see the crew of the Enterprise-D travel back in time to the ancient Levant on one of Picard's archaelogical holidays where they observe the culture there but are horrified to see [REDACTED] people engaging in cannibalism, creating belts and purses from entrails and sacrificing children to the stele of Ishtar and idol of Moloch. O'Brien would become hardened in his hatred and join a Roman centuria in order to carry out a mission of ethnic cleansing, future be damned. However this would prevent the various world wars that lead to the creation of the Federation and so at the end of the episode Data has to go back in time once again and participate in child sacrifice in order to ensure Star Trek.
>>220567350>This holonovel is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Maquis
>>220567165Humans gave up their religions once it was objectively confirmed that other races like Vulcans have souls, and Klingons have a confirmed afterlife, but nothing in any human religion was ever confirmed, nor was any human soul ever detected.
>>220567412>>220567412>>220567412
>>220560506why doesnt she sort out those fucking moles
>>220565776What gets me is how nutreck feels the incessant need to integrate the star treck logo into fucking everything, in was that make no diegetic sense. It's like they are so self conscious that what they are doing will never be accepted as real trek, so they overcompensate fucking everywhere this shit breaks the immersion so fucking much, it's just annoying
>>220564951>anything mildly negative is said about VOY>ITS DA MALLTROOOOONZPoor, dumb anon.
