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>"Beauty! Terrible Beauty! A deathless Goddess—so she strikes our eyes!"— Homer, The Iliad
Unless you are gay, a virgin, or you have a micro-penis, I think we can all agree that this is an ass worth dying (and killing) for

>b-but she is black
LMAO
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>>220560424
Mom! Come look Hollywood made another racist race swap of a historically light skinned character so they can call us racist for pointing it out
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>>220560424
I, too, have extreme fake-culture-war bullshit fatigue
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>>220560510
>historically
it's a fictional story you absolute fucking moron
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>>220560424
I love chocolate
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Steatopygeous ahh bich LMAOOOO!
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>>220560424
Imagine that asscrack aroma after a workout sesh
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>>220560424
That big black ass was BUILT for Greek cocks, face down ass up and full of that olive oil nut.
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>>220560555
So is Batman, but you would screech if a woman was cast to play him.
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>>220560424
Great ass built for BWC, but that is not her role.
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>>220560799
no, I wouldn't
whether or not Bruce Wayne is a male or female has zero impact on the plot
also, Batgirl exists anyway so why don't you find another strawman argument for me
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>>220560424
Would drink the sweat out of that niggers buttcrack with a straw
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I love em.

I LOVE em.
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>>220560424
Keep it. They always look like complete fucking dogshit when the clothes aren't doing the heavy lifting.
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>>220560525
This. Plus nigger fatigue.
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>>220560424
Bombaclot!, helon de troyt gota cake ya feeeel, cant blame da boy paris
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Ah yes, a fellow high culture negro like myself, someone that focuses on where someone shits from first
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>>220560555
KIKE KIKE KIKE
DIRTY YID
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>>220560424
Wow, I had no idea she had those hidden assets. They really need to be on display more often
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>>220560424
I’m going to need some more photo evidence. Massive, massive quantities
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>>220560424
I just saw a black chick with an ass like that getting a slurpee at my local 7/11
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>>220560966
>zero impact on the plot
Helen of Troy being an ugly sheboon impacts the plot, since the whole point of the story is that she was so beautiful it caused a war.
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>>220562755
did she smell like cocoa butter?
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>>220562883
Just turn your brain off bro
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I love black women and their giant asses.
I love black women and their giant asses.
I love black women and their giant asses.
I love black women and their giant asses.
I love black women and their giant asses.
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>>220560424
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>baboon ass
>beauty
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>>220560424
>be american
>a fat ass = beauty
jeez you guys really did take the niggerpill back in thew 80's huh.
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>>220563019
Couldn't they have gone with a more athletic actress though?
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>>220563068
I couldn't care less about this movie, I probably won't even watch it same as Oppenheimer. But I love black women and their big fat fucking asses.
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>>220562883
UGLY IS BEAUTIFUL
MEN ARE WOMEN
REGRET IS RAPE
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>>220563068
>waaaaah they're not powerlifters with a double F cups
>Waaaaah they're all looks and can't act for shit
touch grass
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>>220560424
the ass that launched a thousand shits
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Mutts never read the Iliad and the Odyssey.
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important announcement: i need a black gf with a round ass
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Blacks aren't human. You may as well be lusting after an actual orangutan.
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>>220560424
>, I think we can all agree that this is an ass worth dying (and killing) for
No, we cannot.
>b-but she is black
>LMAO
The problem isn't that she's black. The problem is that she's fucking ugly.
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Maybe it's kind of like this...
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>>220560424
Average Greek girls are prettier:

https://x.com/SeedOilDsrspctr/status/2055353093395517710
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>>220564826
>The problem isn't that she's black.
Yes it is.
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third paragraph of the odyssey has Poseidon going on trying to inpregnant black chicks so ill allow it. Honestly if they didn't make her bald and wear a rag there would be a lot less complaints
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>>220562883
they hated him because he was right
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I wouldnt ransack my enemies for this 5/10 broad and neither would you
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>>220560966
>whether or not Bruce Wayne is a male or female has zero impact on the plot
>This is the type of person calling people morons on 4ching
LMAO
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I'm loving every moment of this absolute Timmy meltdown lmao
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>>220565191
same, because another woke movie will bomb. i want leftists to fail and everything they believe to fall into the mud.
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>if you have a sense of beauty stronger than your urge to masturbate at the slightest provocation you must be gay
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>>220560555
gonna sit here and pretend all the other raceswapped historic characters never happened?Didn't you get BTFO in the other thread where anon posted like 100 examples of this?
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>>220565300
The batman armor and the american accents in my fucling Odyssey are worse than black Helen
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>>220560555
So is everything in the torah
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>>220560424
Is she auditioning for the Hottentot Venus role?
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>>220560424
>nigger think
>phat ass is phat
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>>220563068
>the face reveal
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>>220560525
This
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>>220564884
My dream
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>>220567425
Comparing Black people to monkeys is deeply harmful and offensive.
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>>220560424
Belongs to BWC
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>>220563068
If I had a woman that looked like this, none of you would ever hear from me again
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>>220567487
tell them to stop acting like fucking gorillas then.
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>>220560785
A man of true taste right here.
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>>220560424
>>220560525
I know but she's old now, a granny in ancient greece
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>>220564826
stop giving a shit whether communist troons call you a wacist
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>>220560525
leftoids will say shit like this and then support the “niggers and troons above anything else” party, almost as if everything you say is a lie
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>>220560424
How much shit does it take to fill a diaper like that?? Vile, absolutely vile. Maybe that look plays in Africa but not anywhere else.
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>>220560424
I’m not black, so I really don’t care about butts or buttholes. I like pretty faces and good looking tits, maybe a flat stomach and wide hips. This woman doesn’t have anything I’m focused on so, enjoy jerking off to her I guess?
>>220560555
the Sopranos was a fictional show, but if Tony rode a dinosaur to work, and cast spells, I’m pretty sure people wouldn’t like it. Even a fictional universe has to have some roots that are grounded, or the whole story becomes an un-tethered mess that nobody wants to sit through. You inbred faggot fucking piece of shit.
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>>220567991
Virgin detected
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>>220560424
>zero tits
>fat thick arms
>ass barely above avg thickness and it doesn't even seem round
She had one job and failed.
I can't wait for the memes.
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she can play in the live adaptation of pic related, not Helen of fuckin Troy
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>>220560424
I would fuck her tbqhwy but she's not a good casting for Helen
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>>220560424
>muh ass
kys nigger/kike
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>>220567991
>even a fictional world needs rules!
and the rule you refuse to accept is that anyone could find a black woman attractive, congrats faggot
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>>220568608
only thing I remember from watching this as a kid nearing teenage was that all the women have their tits out
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>>220563068
>r/Ohlympics was banned
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>>220560424
female Wayne Brady
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>>220560424
Disgusting, obese, black shitter
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>>220569216
If the real Helen was black the war would have never happened, thus proving this movie is pointless
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>>220560424
literal baboon ass
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>>220560510
Seems like a smart move, at least people know the movie is a thing now, unlike almost every other slop flop that's come out recently where most people have never even heard of it until it's gone
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>>220569467
Would work pretty well as a sperm bank though, no?
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Am I supposed to be impressed by ass in current year + 11? Every bitch is fat now.
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>>220560424
i like nice round asses
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bis ass trend needs to die already. only looks good on Elle
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>>220569547
We need to start looking at feet instead of butts.
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I'm sensing a horde of seething flatass white girls in this thread.
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Big ass trend needs to keep thriving. Looks good on anyone as long as they're attractive.
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>>220569534
Everyone is obsessed with ass because everyone is now a nigger.
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>>220569500
We're gonna advertise this movie by undermining it's credibility from the very start with racist casting choices and then blame any potential audience of being racist for calling it out in the hopes of instilling a monumental amount of pity in people not paying attention
We've been doing this for more than a decade, it's never worked the industry is in shambles and we don't care how much money we waste
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>>220565300
You're mad about this one or a different one?
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>>220569755
big ass doesn't look good on anyone, unless it's firm. 99% of big asses are just pure cottage cheese. genuinely revolting.
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>>220567991
I assume you're similarly furious that this will be completely English language?
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>>220567487
to the monkeys
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Do people genuinely like it more when women have flat asses and hips the same width as their shoulders?
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Last black chick I dated had a bigget ass... but even I think this casting for a famed Greek figure is bullshit.
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>>220569894
people genuinely like it more when women are of the same species as them and not look like the missing link
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>>220569818
That's correct. But you look at the alternative, like that Lawrence of Arabia type movie the nigger from Captain America was in, and it almost literally didn't make any money at all. The rage baiting is all they have left.

I mean I guess they could try making movies people want to see and market them to the correct groups also. But so much talent has drained from Hollywood in the past decade that I don't think they're capable of that any more. And whoever is left would be offended by the concept.
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>>220569818
the intent of propaganda is not to make money
of course they dont care
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>>220569966
literally just remove the gay race communism and people will go watch your crap again. just look at hail mary; it's as reddit as it gets, and actually it's pretty heavy on the gay race communism too if you look at the earth segments, but the parts people actually wanted to see (the space stuff) is just one (white) guy and a CGI alien and people show up in droves.
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>>220569947
White women have fat asses too
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>>220560555
No it's a true story and in the account based on it she is white and blonde
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>>220560424
bitch got lordosis
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>>220569999
>literally just remove the gay race communism and people will go watch your crap again.
Yeah but
>whoever is left would be offended by the concept.
Nice digits
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>>220560424
Forgive my ignorance but isn’t she and majority of the big names barely in the story aside from a reference at the start?
It’s not the Iliad
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>mfw the demoralization propaganda stopped working years ago because I was never going to watch this slop anyway
Billions upon billions of dollars wasted by these retards for nothing. I can't breathe because I'm laughing so hard.
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This aint the early 2000s when having an ass like Serena was still a big deal. I swear /tv/ is in arrested development at that exact time period. Is everyone here just an out of touch unc?
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>>220562883
that’s the whole point of the odyssey?
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>>220560424
>shills get desperate
ick
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>>220570158
Most of us yeah. I don't know what app kids are using these days but they aren't coming to this site
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>>220560555
prove it's fake
we know where troy was, and the greek cities mentioned many still exist today
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>>220570020
pretty pawgs are peak thqhwy
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>>220570158
Being out of touch became cool after Covid. Literally everyone from uncs to gen alpha wants the 90s back. [Current year] fags are uncool.
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>>220570202
This. Ask Zeus and Athena yourself - this shit is REAL
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>>220560424
gross, it's a malformations btw, not even the top 1% hollywood black can avoid having a malformity that oonga bunga tribes have
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>>220570269
omg so hot GYATTTT

we're told to like this shit ?
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>>220570384
Nobody cares what you do or don't like.
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>>220570163
Mostly The Iliad. But the events of that are important to give context to The Odyssey.
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>>220570394
This whole thread is you caring a lot.
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>>220570445
It's quite literally an unequivocally not.
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>>220570269
Return to Tradition
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wont even torrent it
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New angle of her from behind the scenes on 60 minutes
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>>220560424
Niggers will be forced into American entertainment until African continent becomes the superpower
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>>220570907
>until African continent becomes the superpower
Which will never happen because their average IQ is around 70.
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>>220560424
If she were hot the pictures of her looking attractive would outnumber the ones of her looking like Tyrone Biggums



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