>This was a 29yo in 2004
>>220560899Yeah, but he's british. They age twice as fast as a normal human.
>>220560899>working a retail job at 29 was considered pathetic in 2004
>>220560899Heavy smoking and drinking will do that. He looked like a corpse once he lost a bunch of weight.
Average testosterone levels have been on a steady decline since at least the 1980s, so no wonder zoomers look more boyish when their testosterone levels are like 30-40% lower than boomers and gen X
>>220560974now even college graduates are getting rejected
>>220561044Mcdonalds requires 3 interviews and ask for references.Some people just look older and some look younger.
>>220561044>>220561084this is why we need population reduction
>>220561677Blockade all brown countries. Kick them out of the west
That's insane. I thought he was like 37 when that movie came out. I'm 37 and I look younger than that.
>>220561677They are already perfection robots to replace all human labor.>>220561907This rube is going to get drafted to die for israel.
>>220561951He doesnt have a joie de vivre.
>this was a 35yo in 199
>>220560974Any time I see a grown ass man working retail I think "wow this guy has really fucked up in life"
>>220562045Crazy how living standards have completely collapsed
people have told me i look younger than i really am. im not even sure if they were blowing smoke up my ass, but now i think they were not lying.I guess all those green smothies for lunch is really helping me age well.
>>220560899Simon Pegg was 33.>>220562045Kevin Spacey was 38 or 39 during filming. He does look older than that though.
>it's an op thinks he looks young episode
>>220560899Looks about right. I'm 30 and look like this, only difference is I have hair.
>>220562212Isn't the joke that this dude doesn't look young though? He has deep lines all over his face. I'm pretty sure he's in on the joke.
>>220560974No it wasn't. He was pathetic because he was listless and never followed through on anything.
>>220562298>White people age best
>>220560899Over 30 thread?Cool. How many kids we got lads? How many years married?
>>220562578Hopefully no one here is faggy enough to have kids or get married in the big ol year of our lord 2026.
>>220562541To be fair she's 41 and a normie.
>>220561084>and ask for references.refugees*
>>220561976no raison d’etre
>>220562578we are way beyond enforcing that as social stigma, friendo
>>22056257832. I've only had 1 girlfriend 17 years ago. For some reason I never cared about women or relationships. About 5 months ago though it was like a switch flipped in my head and I couldn't stop thinking about girls. I talked to like 20 women online, they were all indeed dreadful, now I'm back being happily alone. Idk wtf was wrong with me for those 2-3 months.Also during that period I didn't get a single boner or fap for like 76 days. What a weird moment in my life, it was like a bizarro mid-life crisis.
>>22056257830No wifeNo kidsParents divorcedFeelin’ Fine
>>220562578I have 1 kid. Never married, me and my baby momma had a kid as teenagers and separated soon after >women in my late teens got the ick from me having a little kid >women in my 20s got the ick from me having a kid at all >women now get the ick from me having a kid old enough to drink I love my kid but having been a teen parent has been a major setback in my dating life
>>220560974Much better to be a 30-something with jewish daycare bennies
yarp.
Great film.
>>220562091What’s your job?
>>220562212Surely they can’t arrest a 17 year old meeting a 14 year old?
>>22056257839No kids because I don't want to pass down a fucked up bone condition to them7 years married.Wish I was alone tbqh.
>>220562541cope and seethe shitskin.
>>220562091>see 48 year old man>riding a bike>to his McJob
>>220562725Complete lack of je ne sais quoi
>>220562212Is that Conan
>30yos playing HS kids
>>220560899>>This was a 29yo in 2004>>220562578>Over 30 thread?>Cool. How many kids we got lads? How many years married?
>>220561044kek the burden of liberals>believe in college>vote for immigration>nobody hires you because some greasy ass third worlder will do it even for free aslong they don't send him back
>>220564570
>>220564651Current teenage girl makeup tactics have shifted toward looking as young as possible
>>220561677the reason there are no jobs is not because there are too many workers. if anything, it's the opposite. too many old people are sucking up wealth so there's no money left to fund less important jobs. western countries tend to target less than 10% unemployment to keep society stable. that's the real reason. there are other benefits to it, but people getting uppity when unemployed is the primary impetus for job creation.if you look at poor countries, most of them have like 50-70% unemployment. its why all these young south asian men are trying to flee their countries. they don't protest like westerners do, they just go "it is what it is" and "not my problem" respectively depending on their employment status, and will instead seek to emigrate than overhaul their government.
>>220564757it's not just that. earlier fashion trends focused on as much sun exposure as possible, because a tan was considered trendy and fashionable. modern fashion and makeup suggests that overexposure to sunlight leads to more rapid ageing, so the focus now is to avoid getting a tan and using more sunscreen and other UV protection.
>>220564757girls look the same, the dudes tho look weird now.
>Starting to get dreams of me going on road trips with a son I don't have and my dead grandfather
>>220564684theres something uniquely offputting about this. the candid camear work. the utter banality of his day being eat, work, eat. wanting validation for it all. the fucking finger snapping. every time i read some redditor or youtuber launch into a pointless anecdote about their life umprompted, i imagine its someone like this dude
>>220564684Dallas? He should have had a sallad
>>220564807what does it mean for old people to be "sucking up wealth"? wealth isn't numbers on a spreadsheet, it's people doing stuff out in the world. money is just an abstraction that serves as an intermediary to allow you to trade one service for another without needing to do inefficient bartering. what are old people doing, "sucking up wealth", to prevent anyone else from doing stuff?now, THE GOVERNMENT is ACTUALLY out there in the world, actively preventing people from doing stuff, through its malicious regulatory structure. and the government is run by old people. but old people themselves, as private individuals, aren't doing much other than indeed suck up all the healthcare workers' time.
>>220562179>He does look older than that though.That's literally what late 30 year olds used to look like. If you look at teenagers in the 90s you would think they're 25 now. Life is getting easier, people are less able to deal with stress now.
>>220565180>what are old people doing, "sucking up wealth", to prevent anyone else from doing stuff?i am talking about purchasing power. in the US, they have used their majority voting power to vote in laws such as "if you are old, you are legible to get free money for existing". see: social security, medicare, blah blah so on. they are also voting away most of the taxes that would remove their purchasing power, such as property taxes. if you look at the US budget makeup, about 60% of the money goes towards boomers some way or another. the US also cannot make its budget because boomers don't feel like paying taxes, so instead it borrows money. from boomers. and so also the interest payments are largely paid to boomers.largely similar situation in other western countries. no one wants to hire in my country because 25% of whatever salary i'd be paid would directly be lifted off and chucked at the current pension pyramid scheme. that's not even counting in the taxes and shit, which would also be directed towards boomers. so instead companies just don't hire anyone even though they need to, and the real economy suffers, just so some boomers can have a good time.when you have old people just siphoning all the money so that they can go on vacations or buy chinese crap, then the real economy suffers because there's no money left to create new businesses, support industry or invent shit. the market follows the money, and currently that is whatever the remaining lead-addled boomer population wants to do.i had to be a bit reductionist and i have no interest in getting into the nitty gritty of all this entails, but i am 100% sure in my estimation that boomers have really fucked it all up. you do not need to argue back
>>220565474>legibleeligible
>>220560899brits age in dog years
>>220565474>legibleYour education has failed you.
>>220565500im an esl. i speak more languages than women youve had sex with
>>220562104this
>>220565499This is another 29-year-old Brit in 2004
>>220565550I am also a polyglot.And a virgin.
>>220565550Me too and I only speak English.
>>220562578372 kids with my wife. 5 bastards in various Asian countries.Married for 7 years.
>>567309860what kind of soulless goblin doesnt like music
>>220560974Walmart used to have a system that gave boomers and Gen-X an automatic $0.50 raise per year. A lot of those older people were making $20+ an hour in the 00's.
>>220565474sounds a lot like a government problem to me
>>220565578>this professional athlete and supermodel for calvin klein looks better than a normal unhealthy person of the same age>but how can that be
>>220560899Pegg was 34 when that movie came out but yeah, I guess he kinda passes for 29
>>220560974i got rejected from mcdonalds right out of highschooldude, what the fuck did i even do?>>220565474my future was sacrificed to old fags could fuck underage girls on their fifth vacation
I turned 29 this weekend and I'm still working retail. I don't know how to escape. There must be more to life than this.
>>220564900I still dream im late to middle school.
>>220564684I like this guy trying to spice up the video with edits and the finger snaps are adorable. Happy day, broski!
>>220560899>>220565975I turned 29 this past week and I never had a job and I'm still a virgin, so Shaun was more successful than me and he was considered a loser
>>220565696Hasan notoriously doesnt like music, neither does jillette's dad from the magic act.
>>220565976i fucking hate those so muchwhat a grand waste of time school was>>220566070he'a a muzzie
>>220565550Fuck off faggot. Go to your own internet and take your third world brain with you
>>220566107>he'a a muzziePenn Jillette's dad? I never would have guessed.
