Anyone else watch these hour long reviews?
>>220561046I thought mualer had a wife
bump
>>220561063He ate her after a tragic doordash delivery was delayed by twenty minutes.
>>220561107is his name darksyde phil
>>220561096>bumpTake a shower.
>>220561046It's something you listen to when you're very insecure about your opinion on a media product and you want someone to strongly reassure you that how you feel about it is correct, whatever that means.
>>220561046maybe some people create for reasons other than female attention.
>>220561046I only watch E;R, and that's only because he is sometimes funny and doesn't repeat the same thing over and over but phrased differentlybig reviewers suck because they don't review anymore, but instead try to make videos for the algorithm. I am not gonna watch small reviewers because why would I?
>>220561122Nah Phil would just have a forty minute meltie about how delivery drivers are evil and trying to destroy his business. Also I don't think his noodle arms are any threat to Khet the Destroyer of Snack Pizza.
>>220561046I enjoyed this dudes content until I caught one of his livestreams and he was ranting about how perfect his scripts are for his nitpick videos. Up until then I'd assumed he was just doing his shit off the cuff, but his autistic screeching about his "process" just made me feel like a total retard for ever watching him.
>>220561157actually, recommend me some smaller reviewers that stay true to the craft use this as an excuse to link me your channel /tv/bonus points if they hold correct opinions (such as mine)
>>220561063She doesn't fuck him. He can only watch in the corner as she bounces on their bull's cock.
>>220561046Even before I lost my virginity, I couldn't sit through that shit. 9 hours of rambling over a single film is mental retardation.
>>220561046>Nearly a decade later zoomers are still seething about longmanbased
>>220561275>must engage in fake and gay inter-generational drama to protect muh e-daddyEveryone uses your e-daddies name as shorthand for terrible content, not just the broccoliheads.
you know a white guy made this
>>220561237Keep it secret.
>>220561326Yes good, let the seethe flow through you boy.
>>220561046>not just skimming through 3-4 imdb user reviews and avoiding any reviews that are 10/10 or 1/10takes minutes
>>220561169i see youre not caught up on his latest ozempig fitness arc
>>220561854Poor little jenny
>>220561958Up your meth.
>>220561854lolI assume it's 11 continuous hours of talking and them not saying anything? mental illness regardless
>>220561046>>220561135I haven't seen any of the Disney SW stuff, but I find that series surprisingly entertaining anyway.
Mauler is a cringe bully-nerd, I got no patience for that. You don’t have to “let people like things” but you can be civilized enough to have a conversation with someone who likes thing without interrupting and going on an autistic passive aggressive rant. That shit is so bitch ass and old.
>>220561854surely this should be a good reason for there to be a government agency that tracks any similarly demented uploaders and executes them on the spot.
>>220561046>stop attacking my disney wars movies>or I'll call you a virginLeftshits lost bigly.
>>220562111Nah Jenneh had this coming to her, shame it was these fags that done did it, but it was a justified fapping.
Get on my level.
his Solo review is still the funniest thing on youtube
I do. the "brief" 12 hour video on The Phantom Menace was good.
>>220561854this is literal rape
people don't watch hour+ long reviews anymore they just watch Asmongold
this is literally the only guy I watch in relation to movies at all. just trailers and this guy.
>>220564559Are you his Mom?
>>220561149is that what you think this faggot is doing by whining about children's films, "creating"?
>>220561046I used to but then I realized I was spending way more time engaging with watching a review for a movie I already don't like than people who actually like the movie spend watching it. There was another channel who said something along the lines of>past a certain point an insurance claims agent doesn't need to inspect every scratch and ding of a car crash. They just take a step back and say "it's totaled"