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Say what you want about this guy, but this whole Helen of Detroit shit wouldn't have gone down on his watch.

This dude is all about historical accuracy. How long can he get away with it though?
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>>220561052
Shame all his movies are mediocre and gimmicky. Except the Lighthouse, that was OK.
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>>220561052
Yet he has not made a single good movie.
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You fags will avoid this movie because you were told there's something wrong with casting whoever the fuck you want for whatever fucking role you want, and all you can do is do what you're told by the consensus on X.
I will avoid it because it's fucking Nolan and he's dogshit.
We're not the same.
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This movie filtered all the capeshit fags. And that's a good thing.
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>>220561081
VVitch is kino you disgusting turd worlder
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Lupita is more beautiful than bogged Kidman.
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>>220561052
It was so refreshing watching Nosferatu and not seeing a single darkie in it.
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>>220561297
It was so awful watching Nosferatu, because it fucking sucks. It was so refreshing rewatching the Herzog version to cleanse myself from Eggers' trash.
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>>220561211
>le heckin new england witches
revisionist slop
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>>220561211
So heckin true, xister. The movie is a profound deconstruction of the historical, patriarchal fear of independent women. The girl who is constantly blamed for things out of her control, is eventually forced to embrace the very "evil" she was accused of.
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>>220561052
>Say what you want about this guy
Okay, he's a prototypical millennial director - shamelessly copies older movies in a much shittier way. At least he's better than that worthless faggot Ari Aster
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>>220561405
That's just projection
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>>220562247
So heckin true and valid, xister.
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>>220562264
Reddit
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>>220562280
Myspace
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>>220561177
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>>220561052
>historical accuracy
>witches, mermaids, vampires, and werewolves
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>>220562358
You've done like the chud version of

>this movie has dragons and magic and you hecking racists think black people are unrealistic
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>>220561052
realism is overrated. his films have no soul.
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>>220561052
I'm pumped for his historically accurate Wolfman flick
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>>220561081
retard
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>>220561367
???
What did he mean by this
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>>220561081
What's gimmicky about Nosferatu? it's a pretty straightforward adaptation of the story
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>>220561052
There would have been a lot of blood in that casting room
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The Northman is brilliant because its Proto Hamlet. A very bold movie to make considering.
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>>220561052
"historical accuracy" is a dogwhistle for white supremacy. When was the last time he made a historically accurate movie in Africa?
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>>220561211
>calls a guy a thurd worlder
>can't even spell witch
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>>220561393
Holy shit dropped.
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>>220561333
Tbf the Herzog one is the best "horror" movie of all time
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>>220567704
not falling for that one
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>>220561052
We're getting two cleopatra movies, why can't we get two odyssey movies?
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>>220567685
White people are not supposed to adapt black stories, that's cultural appropriation
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>>220561081
I've only seen the VVitch and the northman, but they are both absolute kino
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>>220561052
Ah yes "historical accuracy" in his fictional movies.
Also you can be as based as you want but if your films are as dull as his, then it's all for nothing.
>>220566077
NTA but the ridiculously slow speech and completely overdone accent of orlock's is gimmicky as fuck.
>>220569772
Witch is OK, northman was terrible.
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>>220569729
He should give up his privileged position to a talented black director.
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>>220570113
>a talented black director
he’ll have to find one first
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I've only watched the first 30 minutes of Northman and this dude can't write a screenplay, it was barebones and cliché as fuck
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>>220561081
Robert Eggers is just a crypto fascist like Tim Burton and his time will be over soon unless he starts doing diversity casting.
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>>220571679
Based Burton.
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This isn’t a casual adaptation.
Eggers is treating the oddissey like sacred text.
After the norsman, he’s taking zero chances.
Lore audits. Line by line. Detail by detail.
As Executive Producer, he’s personally blocking deviations.
Nothing breaks the european rules. Nothing gets watered down.
This is a fan guarding the universe from the inside.

EGGERS IS GUARDING THE LORE
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Eggers wouldn't have used that shitty dyke translation for his Odyssey adaptation
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>>220562358
>he doesn't know



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