Why isn't there more footage of cryptids?
because its hard to get footage of hallucinations
>>220563607This was confirmed fake, keep up.
>>220563913>((((confirmed fake))))mmhm sure was rabbi
>>220563933it wasn't rabbit. just some guy in monkey suit
>>220563933Watch the footage yourself and see.>creasing of the suit>bottom of the foot as it is walking away is a smooth rubber pad
They tend to be radioactive. It screws with the footage
>>220563607since everyone carries a camera around with them these days they decide to hide better, duuuh. one of aspect of cryptids is that they don't want to be found you dunce
when's that new documentary coming out?
The PGF keeps getting deleted from Letterboxd because the government doesn't want Pattie to get the screen credits she deserves.
>>220563607sorry to be the one to tell you, but that is just a guy in a monkey suit
>>220563933Okay, please explain this for me: why do Jews want to hide the existence of Bigfoot from us?
>>220563607Cellphones have pinhole cameras which are bad at isolating distant objects with or without cover.It's why ufo footage looks bad too.
>>220564409Bigfoot proves man can live without banks.
>>220563913Fuck off. No it wasn't.
>first Bulgarian spotted on camera.
>people think this is real
Jarvis, overlay maps of Bigfoot sightings with known bear habitats and highest number of arrests for methamphetamine production in the United States.
Because when a cryptid has a lot of footage it's called an animal
>>220563607Because they're not real.>>220563933KWAB
>>220565893Can we get someone to calculate just how big those bigfoot tiddies are?
someone posted this on the bigfoot subreddit, the fuck is it?
>>220566241average negroni drinker
>>220563968It was a bigfoot in a monkey suit
>>220563607>definitive proof of bigfoot exists for seventy years >footage that debunks it arrives ten seconds after generative AI is developed
>>220564409It’s not just jews this time. It’s the entire power structure of the world, both religious and (more importantly these days) financial. It’s not that they’re trying to hide that Sasquatch exists. If anything, they want you to believe that they do exist, as an undiscovered species of primate. Because the far stranger truth is that they do not exist, and yet they persist, under different names across all cultures, reaching back as far in time as we have evidence through cave paintings made by people who were like us, but not yet us. Alongside what we now call aliens, but our species used to have many names for. Names such as fae, djinn, daemons, aelfe. All of which we have derived versions as sanitised as the archetypal image of the big foot. Little winged children frolicking in the garden, funny men in turbans hiding in lamps to grant wishes. Red men with horns, and tails with a spike on the end. Heroic fantasy characters with long flowing airs, carrying bows and swords. Each one a a necessary recontextualisation to avoid the sheer dawning terror, and fracturing of our worldview for every single human unlucky enough to be blessed (or cursed) with the eyes to see our Good Neighbours. We are not supposed to see them. It makes them furious. The reason their existent, non existence, their state of being in a constant quantum superposition is not openly acknowledged is the sheer sense of religious terror it would bring down. And that’s without even touching on the giants. Suddenly, we would need to dedicate ourselves to a religion, but it is not clear at all which one it would be. For all religions flow from these non human intelligences, and one constant about them, is that these things speak in half truths at best.
>>220566121>skeptics are all "LOL dude, just watch the new documentary">documantary isn't out yet
>>220566464Cargo cults, and mass suicide events would ripple through the world immediately if the knowledge got out. Just one of these things making itself briefly known in an area immortalises that place forever. Imagine if we all saw them at once. Ignoring the radiation sickness we would all contract. If you ever see one, you will understand why the shepherds were told “be not afraid.”Animals instinctively freeze in the presence of their natural predator, and just because the predation is energetic, doesn’t make us any different.
>>220566241dirty abo
>>220563607I will tell you why.Because 90% of encounters end up with the witness disappearing (Missing 411)The other 10% are because the witness had the sense to NOPE THE FUCK OUT before they got killed.Also, I am from a state where all wildlife experts will tell you we do not have black panthers and I have seen a huge one with my own eyes. I know they aren’t technically a cryptid.Also if you like cryptid stories then I recommend Dixie Cryptidhttps://youtu.be/5HTpADJ2fsc
>>220566474Actually, skeptics just watch the PG film and conclude anyone who believes it is retarded.
>>220566241That’s just my neighbour, Bryan. He’s harmless, but you absolutely can not leave peanut butter jars with the lids unscrewed at night. He’s got an incredibly sensitive nose, he’ll smell it, and his long arms will reach all the way in, around every obstacle and take it, every single time. And then it takes him a long time ti stop coming back. I leave him two jars every Friday night, for him to enjoy over the weekend, at the nearby sports field, late at night. Since then he has stopped nailing hand drawn sketches of my children to our front door, stealing the angels off the top of our Christmas tree, only to leave them in a shoebox at the door come Halloween. Bryan’s a chill guy once you learn his rules. You have to learn his rules too, because he’s your neighbour too. Bryan is everyone’s neighbour. Oh yeah, don’t ever whistle at night. He absolutely hates that!
>>220564648bigfoot proves this?!
>>220563968Esl shitjeet
>>220564364The 1969 moon landing has its own page and that’s faker than Bigfoot is.https://letterboxd.com/film/apollo-11-man-on-moon/
>all forms of surveillance and recording technology become ubiquitous>every bit of wilderness a person might go to has been surveyed by drones and scanned by LiDAR and photogrammetry>anyone can record video and audio at any time>researchers can find any highly elusive creature hiding in extreme inaccessible terrain like bats, owls, snow leopards, etc through standard surveys>but no one can find even one (1) bigfoot >sightings magically stop despite surveillance becoming about 10,000,000x more extensive and higher resolution than 50 years ago.
>>220567257The raw number of sightings have increased, while keeping roughly in proportion to population growth. The evidence has continued to be unavailable because these creatures do not literally exist.
>>220563913>This was confirmed fakewhy would a grown man buy fake fur and sit around making such an outfit? only to drive to the woods set up a video camera and film himself pretending to be bigfoot...
>>220566592And it will never not be funny.> Muscles movent? proportions? look at the video quality, you can't make out that kind of detail>Now check out that fake butt and those obviously rubber feet
>>220569303Based retard
>>220563607I was the guy in the gorilla suit, AMA.
>>220564012Steven Tyler looking rough... ooofa
>>220566241>the fuck is it?Tyrone the window washer n sheeeeit
>>220563607remember when real alien footage was dumped on 4chan and the site was shut down and it was wiped? that's why.
>>220563607If there was they wouldn't be cryptids anymore, they would just be animals
>>220567064>he fell for itel oh el
>>220569409Is that your own personal furry suit and did you bang in it
>The X-Files but its a different NA cryptid every weekWhy did this never happen. X-Files dabbled in it a little only.
>>220563607>find a place where bigfoot lives >never go back there because uhhhhhhhhhh
>>220570858The Jersey Devil episode from season 1 was awful. The Jersey Devil is..... a feral woman? Fucking really?
