What would (You) wish for?
A million wishes.
>>220564050They should make a sequel were a tranny wishes to become a real woman and hilarity ensues. Call it "2 Obsessed".
>>220564050To be able to instinctually detect gold deposits in the Earth's crust.
>>220564050Instantly teleport all indians onto the surface of the sun
>>220564050That every hot woman I see, just takes my creampie.
>>220564050Global thermonuclear war.
>>220564050This is going to be a money's paw thing.>Immortal? Sure but you still age.>Forever Young? Sure, you can look 12 years old until you die.>Invincible? Sure, but everyone takes pot shots at you just to check.
superman powers with no weaknesses please
>>220564050a much larger than average penis and balls
I think the only thing you could wish for that wouldn't monkey paw would be a supernatural intuition. So if you're looking at the stock market certain stocks would "feel" a way that let you know to invest. I dont see how satan or whoever could use that against you
>>220564645how could satan use a big penis against me?
>>220564259What a terrible wish
>>220564563>>Immortal? Sure but you still age. That's a classic>>Forever Young? Sure, you can look 12 years old until you die. Just specify the age. Not a problem >>Invincible? Sure, but everyone takes pot shots at you just to check.Now this is just retarded
>>220564050I wish to outlive my wife and my children
>>220564050Being God
>>220564674your penis immediately grows so large your blood thins out and you go into a comaor you just get one of those mega big cysts in your genital area that grows until you have an 80kg lump of cancerous matter on your groin and you need a wheelbarrow to move around
>>220564745>>220564722>>220564563
>>220564050Peace of mind
Bring back Hitler
>>220564801enjoy your coma
>>220564050Everything.
>>220564050It'd be kind of cool if you could summon random encounters in the dark....
>>220564645The friend wishes for a billion dollars and there was no catch? Your response?
>>220564783>no time manipulation Dang so I guess I just can't go back to being in my early 20s.Would be the simplest wish to make with no chance of a screw up.I guess I'll just hold onto it for when/if I get diagnosed with some horrible disease
>>220564050Being supreme leader of North Korea
>>220564783>>220564050"I wish every country would launch its nuclear arsenal at Israel"Good luck coming up with an ironic downside for that ya genie prick
Any woman that don’t find me attractive become morbidly obese instantly
>>220564879He got shot
>>220564050free will
The average cum volume per ejaculation is now 25 gallons
Elon buys bluesky
>>220564050one thousand dollars
>>220564989UP IN DA CLUB
>>220564965For unrelated reasons. There's no consistency to the monkey paw-ing, this movie's just written by a male feminist with something to hide (not like there's any other kind of male feminist).
>>220564768>your penis immediately grows so large your blood thins out and you go into a coma You can specify the length and girth. Not a problem >you just get one of those mega big cysts in your genital area that grows until you have an 80kg lump of cancerous matter on your groin and you need a wheelbarrow to move aroundI didn't wish for a cyst. I wished for a big penis. Those two things are distinctly different.
Gay people now glow in the dark
>>220564999should have specified that in your post anonit's too late now
>>220564965That didn't happen because of the billion dollars though, that was because his stupid ass didn't know better than to check the fuck out of the "wish-gone-wrong horror story" plotline when magical destiny dropped a billion dollars in his lap.Anyone with half a brain would've said "see ya" and fucked off with the money.
Entropy can decrease
There is no way to execute a successful wish that won't fuck you over since it had to get karmically balanced.>wish for money>somehow you get cartel money they're looking for>wish to win lottery>somehow mobsters find out who you are and extort the money from you>wish for money to just appear in your account>you get flagged for money laundering>wish to be extremely lucky at stock trading>you're lucky at trading but the value of the stock you obtain plummets after the fact and you can't trade it out because of "reasons">randomly inherit a fortune>some person involved in the inheritance is now after you and wants you killedand that's just money stuff, which should be pretty straightforward
>>220565015No it isn't. A post is not a wish
>>220564999a big, bloody, dismembered penis materializes in your hands and the police knock at your door with questions about a man down the street who appears to have been murdered and had his dick severed.
absolute control over bodiesso that I can heal any sickness or injury, or inflict them, revert aging or accelerate it, greatly improve looks or greatly damage them
>>220565061all posts are wisheseven outside this thread
>>220564825Thanks! I will!
>>220565047some schizo might wish for the world to be destroyed
>>220565013Fucking kek
>>220565047I simply wish for anything I touch to turn to gold. Easy.
"I wish for 40 billion US dollars legally and ethically transferred POST taxes into a secured and insured bank account under my name and social security number that I maintain access to at all times and can regularly monitor while the dollar maintains its relative global value and my new 40 billion does not have any meaningful inflationary effect and we continue to live in a society where capitalism exists so I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services and I did NOT say 'doll hairs'"
The internet is only accessible via self-assembled desktop PCs. I just saved the world.
>>220565126uh uh uh but the mobUh I mean the cartels Uh oh the inheritance??An fuck it you're fat now
>>220564879A billion dollars in precious metal appears above your head. Nobody is there to catch it before it falls and crushes you.
>>220565126*Gets elected*
>There is no way to execute a successful wish that won't fuck you over since it had to get karmically balanced.>"I wish this was the last One Wish Willow.">*snap*No benefit or disadvantage to myself or others, no karma to balance.
>>220564050Every man on the planet has a micro penis except me.
>>220565120>touch earth
>>220564879
>>220565120>touch air
>>220564106I wish your taste buds were linked to my butthole forever
>>220565156I said a billion dollars, not a billion dollars in precious medals above my head.Faggot. It's supposed to be ironic, not retarded.
>>220565182damn they must all be rich as fuck in zimbabwe!
I wish a nigga would
>>220565120How will you eat and drink without touching food and water? It turns to gold the moment it enters your body,
>>220564999what the fuck, thats my wish, you stole my trips and my post. fuck you
I wish for all the 1st edition charizards so i have a monopoly on them
>>220565210I use a (now) gold fork
>>220565208>anon gets conga-line gangbanged by 600,000 black men
>>220564943Cunning play for an ogre-tier architect.
>>220564855is this ai?
>>220565222Granted. Pokemon finally goes out of style and they become worthless.
>>220565199Fine homo, a billion dollar bills probably still weighs enough.
>>220565266Never said above my head.There are ways. See >>220565126
>>220565247I would be okay with this if its for the greater good
>>220564050>What would (You) wish for?To win the $1000 A Day For Life lotto, which after taxes probably nets you $200K a year, most of which would be squirreled away in low risk tax free investments then I'd retire and buy a reasonable house on a bit of land and I'd tell my friends I only won several hundred thousand, so they wouldn't hit me up for money.
Alright but how is the movie? I was thinking about going to see it in theatresThe trailer looks good and I like the directors, I've watched a fair number of their youtube sketches
>>220565126*a flock of birds come and peck out your eyes and vocal cords and ear drums so you can't do anything fun with the money*
>>220565247>Pokemon finally goes out of style and they become worthless.But why? The consequence should be a natural result of the original wish.Something like "I wish to be the best Pokemon player in the world." Then it becomes true because Pokemon loses popularity so you are like one of a dozen players and you just happen to be the best.
>>220565323>Alright but how is the movie?Pretty scary desu
>>220565336That doesn't work anon, the downside has to be specifically with the wish formulation itself. In a poetic or ironic fashion. Literally any wish you could just say a flock of birds come past and somehow fuck up your life. That doesn't fit the rules of this wishing game
>I wish for world peace
>>220565370*a pack of hyenas come after you for being a snarky nerd*
>>220564050Cunny>>220564783Are these meant to be known by the characters? Because he wanted to wish for him to have not made his wish which sounds like manipulating time
>>220565399fucking genies man.
>>220564879>there was no catch?You don't know that, he got shot before any consequence could happen. Wishing for a large sum of money is literally the first monkey's paw wish
>>220565370ThisThere is always some faggot anon in these threads that thinks they're being clever but really they're just shitting things up
>>220565377>No Religions
>>220565377I wish for the longest range nuclear atomic bomb that exists to be launched at parliament house whilst a session is in progress and the prime minister is in attendance
>>220565229The food turns to gold in your mouth.
I wish to be retarded like the anon in this thread that doesn't understand how to come up with properly twisted consequences for people's wishes.
>I wish for a [specific thing]>you get it but then a brick falls on your head and you die lol next
>>220565462No it doesn't. I didn't touch it.
I wish for 12 inch pianist
>>220564050I wish that whatever I shitpost comes true.
https://youtu.be/RdsrK56rNtM?si=Dq3PJoUNR28TaKTs
In 6 Billion Genies, somebody makes a wish that people "people would believe in me" and I honestly think that's probably one of the most ridiculous single wishes you could make.
>>220565522A tiny man shows up at your front door. He is a skilled pianist, but his piano is so small that it doesn't sound good to your ears.
>>220565354>The consequence should be a natural result of the original wish.Says who?
>>220564050>I wish I can do lewd things to childrena nd nobodyw ill mind
>>220565602Humanity transforms into a race of floating sentient heads
i wish every other wish made and to be made are void forever
>>220564050I wish for zero dollars every day for the rest of my life.
>>220565552I wish for.. a sandwich!
>>220565520Is your mouth part of you? Never heard the king midas story as a kid huh?
>>220565592>Says who?People who don't want to write shit
>>220564050Reverse gender roles with me keeping my memories
>>220565636Oh I heard it, but I know it's bullshit. If everything Midas interacted with turned to gold, then all the air particles that interact with his skin would also turn to gold. He wouldn't be able to breathe.But that doesn't happen in the story, so it's bullshit.Touch means touch, with the fingers.So get fucked.
>>220564050TND
>>220564942Everyone currently in Israel get a 1 month notice before the launch happens.10 million Israeli jews and 10 million Palestinians are now seeking their new future.All the Jews return to the countries they came from and are entitled to full citizenship, permanently changing the demographics of the countries:Both left wing and right wing parties all over the world are now after the easily bought Jewish vote, and they become the crux of who wins in democratic elections.10 million Palestinians are now permanent refugees, they settle all over Europe.I wish no human being alive now can die, no matter how hard they try or how deformed their bodies get, human brains are now indestructible and are always conscious.
>>220565685>Everyone currently in Israel get a 1 month notice before the launch happens. But why would that happen? It doesn't make any sense.
>>220565522Kek. I get it.
>>220565162>the secret of your dickl is quickly spilled>you get torn apart by a flock of woman demanding a good dicking
>>220565073>us government learns of your powers>you get thrown in a cage, experimented on and dissected
>>220565684>twist is nigger is a state of mind
>>220565013>you glow in the dark
>>220564989>they materialize in your ass>in coins
>>220565716Realistically a conjoined operation by all the nuclear capable countries to all launch their nukes at the same time takes a lot of planning, the plan leaks 1 month in advance by an Israeli spy.
>>220564699>anonymous free riches in the woodsYes, how awful.
>>220565819>Realistically a conjoined operation by all the nuclear capable countries to all launch their nukes at the same time takes a lot of planningNo it doesn't. They simply all launch at the same time. No planning required.
>>220565592Nta but its more fun, or else a piano could always drop from above on you after you get your wish
>>220564050I'd wish to become a free genie.
>>220565763Bamboozled again...
>>220565685>I wish no human being alive now can die, no matter how hard they try or how deformed their bodies get, human brains are now indestructible and are always conscious.uuh okay eternal torment for you and humanoty then
>>220565843>>220565819But I do appreciate your explanation. It's better than some I've seen...
>>220564050no more threads promoting this turd of a movie
>>220565162>>220565743I wish to have a micro penis
ONE MILLION DOLLARS, U.S.
>>220565120Cant hug loved ones anymore, and if you accidentally touch them they die
>>220565039>particles in your body spontaniously reassembly into a formation of higher energy and you die
>>220565920I'm counting on it.But alternatively, I could touch a buncha stuff to secure my finances, then chop my hands off and replace them with state of the art prosthetics. Good enough to play MMOs and get my dick sucked, I figure.
>>220564050pusy
>>220565903>wish granted, no downsides>genie looks at you for a moment and decides to give you a hug before vanishing
>>220565986Excellent. Now I can pay online whores to insult my micropenis! I declare myself the winner of the thread, and possibly the winner of 4chan for this day.
>>220565955Why not just have a more simple application of the same power.Like... whatever object I spit on turns to gold.That way it's more controllable. Can't really do it accidentally and can't turn people into gold accidentally.
>>220565843>>220565884The wish simply said everyone launch their arsenal at Israel, it didn't specify how or when.I simply made a realistic scenario where the wish would happen word for word, but has an ironic twist related to it.Too late to change it now, should have thought of that when you made the wish.
I wish to be able to consciously access an archive of media--novels, movies, diaries, newspaper, fanfiction, textbooks, etc.--from every possible versions of the world when I dream, and retain complete memories of them. The archive should have a comprehensive, accurate and easy-to-navigate search engine.
>>220565905...that's it?
I wish for a single indestructible magical box measuring approximately 244 centimeters long, 122 centimeters wide, and 122 centimeters tall on the inside that is completely safe for me to use. Whenever I place inside the box a piece of paper containing a written description of a physical object, and then fully close the box, the paper shall disappear and be instantly replaced with a real, non-harmful, fully functional version of the exact object described on the paper.The object created must: appear in perfect condition, be exactly as I intended when writing the description, be legal for me to own, fit safely inside the box without causing damage, not be cursed, sentient, trapped, stolen, counterfeit, unstable, explosive, radioactive, diseased, or dangerous unless I explicitly request such traits in writing, and become my legitimate property with no negative consequences, obligations, paradoxes, loopholes, or hidden conditions.The box must correctly understand my intended meaning, even if my wording is imperfect, and must never intentionally misinterpret my request in a harmful, ironic, or malicious way. If the written request is impossible, contradictory, unclear, or would create harmful consequences for me, the box shall simply do nothing and leave the paper unchanged.
>>220565126Somebody get this hothead outta here!
>>220565126> and > and > and > and That’s like 50 wishes nigga
a enbie gf (they/them)
>>220566182>you become an insomniac
>>220565830Anon, we know where the gold is.The question is extraction. How much will it cost to mine and refine?
>>220564297It’s revealed that you have Indian ancestry.
>>220566194>the magical box appearsup you ass
>>220566182> shitty ui
>>220565665Where’d you get these images?
>>220566182It's stuck on bright mode.
>>220566034>simplyYeah you simply made a complicated scenario because you couldn't think of anything else.I made a wish, so nukes should be getting prepped to launch IMMEDIATELY. We are talking hours here.If that's not happening, you're not fulfilling my wish. You're just making up shit.
>>220566294>(they/them) One thousend appear and demand equal attention, you go insane
>>220566363>>220566384kek thought my insomia twist was good, but these are develish
>>220566194Done. You have the indestructible box. How do you open it?
>>220566186SHOW ME THE MONEY BABY!
>>220566194The indestructible box comes with an indestructible lock for which you do not have the key.
>>220566194> only works one time
Its insane how these guys were on youtube making skits and now doing movies. Hes doing a take on texas chainsaw also.
>>220566182>you never lucid dream again so you have no control over what you watch
>>220566344Funny, but not good >>220566467Good>>220566511Not good. There is nothing to suggest there should be a lock >>220566514I guess that's okay
>>220566194The box decides everything you write can lead to possible harmful consequences, and you are simply left with a box that does nothing.---The box works but you get noticed for suddenly owning things you can't explain where you got them.Eventually someone discovers your box and the secret spreads around, soon some bad actors break into your home and steal the box.
>>220564378Enjoy all those child support payments and murderous husbands and boyfriends! You have to think these things through or you monkey-paw yourself.
>>220564050I would wish for a girl that is blonde and one thousand feet tall who is in love with me.
>>220566533>There is nothing to suggest there should be a lockYou left the design up to the wish granter. Get fucked, idiot.
>>220565763I mean, if niggers didn't act like niggers, we wouldn't hate them as much. I'm cool with this.
>>220566384>>220566455This doesn’t work because he access it through his mind it’s not a tablet or device.
>>220566577>You left the design up to the wish granter. Get fucked, idiot.Yeah that's why you make it just a BOX. The wisher never specified anything about a kid or opening. Adding a lock is fucking retarded in this case.
>>220566602He'll just get blinded from the inside out.But to be fair, giving up eyesight for knowledge is very odinpilled, which is very cool.
>>220566407Would you prefer I simply say "The nukes launch at israel, but you have to analy birth each one"?Make your wish more specific next time.
Are genies canonically smart? I think if somebody would try to wish lawyer like >>220566194 they would just think, "yep whatever bullshit you come up with, its going up your ass" like >>220566344
>>220566609LOCKboxes are some of the most common form of boxes around anon.
I wish for the power to shit at will. I can produce unlimited shit in this manner, in addition to my normal shit from digesting. This extra shit won't dehydrate me or aggravate my butthole.
>>220566639Done, you are reincarnated as an Indian.
>>220566371chatgpt anon wake up its 2026
>>220566194>spawns in a bank vault
>>220564050That Taylor Swift would obey me in all things.
>>220566672Done, she is now 110 years old and completely senile.
>>220566672Good luck gaining access to her.
>>220566634Ok fair enough. My idea is still better by like 3% though
>>220566699Should've just wished to become a free genie like me, you can't fuck that up.
>>220566574
I WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A GOLDEN STATUE
>>220566650Kek!
I wish that superpowers suddenly appear in half of the western world's population but the powers wildly vary and I have the strongest ones
>>220565857>you are now part of some spergs shitty solo DnD campaign who is basically your god
>>220564050My cells can continue the process of naturally replicating themselves but now without errors.
>>220566762Granted, you shit and piss yourself violently whenever you use one.>>220566764I'll take it. I can use my powers to escape.
>>220566787Holy fuck again that has nothing to do with the formulation of the wish. Do people not know how to play this game or you just baiting
>>220566766You become an all-consuming self replicating organic mass
>>220566787>Granted, you shit and piss yourself violently whenever you use one. Nope. Wrong!>>220566762>appear in half of the western world's populationThe powers appear in the non white half
>>220566808What? I mentioned the cells continue the natural process how did you get a blob monster from my wish?
>>220566814>The powers appear in the non white halfyou know what, that's honestly fine lmao. only white guy in the world with superpowers and mine are still the best
>>220566831Because the anon is a fucking faggot without an ounce of cleverness in his bones.
>>220566787>I'll take it. I can use my powers to escape.You cant you are powerful within the universe but he controls the setting and everything outside it you are trapped
I wish all languages in the world merge into a single language, everyone knows how to write/read/say/understand every word in their previous language in the new merged language.This doesn't effect the knowledge of currently existing languages, this is simply a new language everyone knows in addition to their currently known languages.
>>220566859Fuck. I'll still take it, it's still approximate godhood with almost no downsides, and once the DM dies I can presumably escape. Even if I can't, I can still mold that universe to my own will once free of the DM's influence.
>>220566842They're 1% better. So you can't fight the racial divide. The minorities continue to aggregate into their own communities while leaching off tax money. Any attempt to stop them, both democratically and militarily, are put down with their super powers.In 30 years, the West is a total shit hole with no possibility of recovery.
>>220566881> You can never understand the language
>>220566908>everyone knows how to write/read/say/understand every word in their previous language in the new merged language.
>>220566881>you go deaf, blind and mute
>>220566847Stfu faggot>>220566831correct and since they work so perfectly now they dont die off and start expenentionally replicating themselfes - therefore needing more biomass to keep replicating
I would wish that everyone on earth forgot that Nikki existed and then keep her locked up in my house as a sex slave.
>>220566941Cells die naturally even with or without errors
>>220566952Who?
>>220566952Done. You get her into your basement only to find out she's walled.
I wish all chads were incels.
>>220566952> entire planet loses their memories
>>220566978>their standoffishness now makes them even more desirable to women
>>220566976I'd still smash
>>220566952>the entire planet fuckings blow up while simultaneously the world powers conspire for one month to launch every nuke at your dick as birds peck out your eyes.Hahaha what a faggot! Be careful what you wish for!
I wish there were no more footfags. Only handfags.
>>220567018>people now call feet hands and hands feet
>>220564050is the movie overhyped? or is it genuinely the first Great Zoomer Film?
I wish Boomers were only half as selfish as they are.
>>220567018Done. All foot fags vanish. Including your dad/son/brother/best friend/whatever
>>220566337Then anon is an even greater martyr than Jesus Christ.
>>220567039It's an episode of Goosebumps stretched by over an hour longer than it needs and bumped to an R rating.
>>220566294That’s a woman (she/her)
I wish for the epstein files full release
>>220567058Boomers start donating extra money to immigrants and third worlders.
>>220567095Done. It doesn't change anything.
>>220567095>nothing happens
>>220567018> all of humanities feet become a second pair of hands> mass suicides as people start loosing their minds> religion ends as humans are no longer born in the image of god
>>220564050Oh man I wish I knew that earlier!
I wish blacks had the ability to imagine what not having breakfast is like.
I wish to be a hot femboy
>>220567204Granted, you are now 1000℃ and feel every degree.
>>220567204Done. Human trafficked to an arab sheik
>>220567228Haha good one >>220567233Nice.
>>220567204your body is now uncomfortably hot for the rest of your life no matter the actual current temperature. as a result you'll always have a hard time sleeping and are constantly sweating
>>220567204You become a mid femboy that doesn't pass, also you are set on fire.
>>220567204all black men in this universe disappear
>>220567233>arab sheikWhat will he do to me first?
>>220567204You have both genitalia and you burn people when they touch you.
>>220567280>>220567264Someone doesn't know the difference between a femboy and a sissy
I wish for the concept of the norwood reaper to be anthropomorphized into a weak frail male human body and that killing it will destroy the concept of male pattern baldness for all time.
>>220567228That's not what hot means>>220567264That's not what hot means>>220567280That's nonsensical
>>220564050I would wish that the guy who mass replies to every post with how the wish has monkey paw results would die.
>>220567311You should have been more specific.
>>220567304> you become the frail old man
I wish breakfast cereals still tasted as good as they did when I was a kid.
I wish for anons to understand the creative concept of poetic / twisted consequences to wishes based precisely and only on how that specific wish was worded
>>220567354>all the stuff that gives you cancer is put back in
>>220567354> lose your ability to taste
>>220567360granted. leeches in your urethra
>>220567360A buncha bees come outta nowhere and sting you in the dick! Hahaha be careful what you wish for!
>>220567304The "concept" is destroyed. The physical reality of male pattern baldness is not. Humans simply lose the capacity to even understand what male pattern baldness is anymore. Meaning that there is no hope it will ever be cured in the future.
>>220567360> gets teleported to the surface of the sun
>>220567360Done. Humanity becomes entirely paralyzed by the sudden, terrifying realization of how easily their everyday desires can destroy them. Because every casual hope, prayer, or spoken want is now seen as a lethal trap, people refuse to speak, plan, or act. Society collapses into absolute silence and stagnation out of pure, calculated fear of the universe's literal interpretation.
>>220564563>forever young My shota fantasies can finally come true
>>220564050I wish to be the first person transported through television instead of using it just for chocolate bars.
>>220567443>Humanity becomes entirely paralyzed by the sudden, terrifying realization of how easily their everyday desires can destroy them.That doesn't follow.The anon was talking about a literary trope. Understanding that won't cause what you're describing.Where did you go to genie school?
>>220567474>you emerge from a television in a maximum security prison
I wish methamphetamines were legal, cheap, and easy to purchase in every store.
>>220567532I go back through the TV.
>>220567551>You emerge in yet another maximum security prison>If you go back through again you will emerge back in the original prison
To marry Rachel
>>220567569I tell the guards that I don't belong here.They let me out because it's readily obvious I'm not an inmate, and also the TV teleportation experiment was covered by the news so everyone knew about it.
>>220567541Done. All of them are laced with fent.
>>220567592Done.You're just her beard.
>>220567541> like Pokémon scalpers but meth scalpers
>>220567474>some men appear, kidnap you and smash you through a television screen. none of them are eating chocolate
>>220567354Turns out the cereal tasted worse before, you just remembered them tasting good because you were young.At first the nostalgia is great, but it dies off after a week and you begin missing those new flavors.Now no matter which new cereal you try, it will always have the same taste as cereal you had as a kid, making you unable to enjoy the wonders of modern cereal sugar infusion engineering.
>>220567474> die because you get teleported inside a tv alive
>>220567592You are now legally married to a randomly selected woman with the first name "Rachel"
>>220567592>she hates you, constantly insults you, spits on you and hits you for being the wrong skin colorCan we trade?
>>220565377That is in fact what i wish.
I wish Evangelion glazers actually took the message of the series to heart and moved past being antisocial otaku neets to became fully realized functional adult sex havers.
This was a good threadI enjoyed sperging out about the anons who don't understand how to craft a good consequence to a wish.Lots of energy and banter, fun. But now it seems things are quieting down.I hope everyone has a good rest of their Sunday and a good Monday!
>>220567813same, basedI've also decided I'm going to actually see this movie this week if it's available at my theatre. Hopefully a flock of seagulls dont ruin my day on the way there
>>220567813My wish is that you have a wonderful life
I wish that we are all going to make it frens.
>>220567903>>220567933>teleported to the surface of the sun
>>220565323>>220564996
>>220567933>every single person on earth, including you, starts working on making "it">no one knows what we're actually building but no one can stop
>>220564996>There's no consistency to the monkey paw-ingSo you mean like a good portion of anons in this thread?
>>220568003Sorry I asked how the movie was not vagueposting nonsense
>>220564050To have a family of 100 and live to old age and be positively remembered and cared about and loved in the entertainment industry until the end of time.
>>220567941Kek oh sh-
>>220564050to command matter at my will in such a way precious metals are worthlessi'd like to see them monkey paw that shit
I wish that for the next 30 seconds every human being on Earth witnessed their own version of hell, the absolute worst torment they can imagine, and for them to believe that if they continue to lead evil, cruel, wicked lives, they will end up there. They have to genuinely believe hell exists. I am not exempting myself cus I wanna see it.
>>220564050Omnipotence with total and complete shielding and immunity from every conceivable downside or gotcha. I win, undisputed.
>>220568150Wouldn’t this unironically cause a ton of accidents and planes falling from the sky? Just like when thanos snapped his fingers?
>>220568149>>220568160>sun, teleported
>>220568149hol up now everything I LOVE is now the matter I control wtf w8 no
>>220568110>you have a family of 100 cats>you live to exactly 80 years old>all of the jews in hollywood have a very high opinion of you
>>220568188Omnipotent, no big deal.
>>220568149> Economy collapses >>220568150> some people are asleep right now so they think it’s just a dream the people awake are the only ones that go insane. >>220568160> nothing happens because you have omnipotence of nothing
>>220568225>because you have omnipotence of nothingNo such thing, learn the meaning of the term. I win.
>>220568242You didn’t specify omnipotence of what
>>220568160nope >>220564783
>>220568250I didn't need to, it's already all-encompassing in itself.
>>220567854Samsies I’m going to go watch it with my mom and dad monkeypall myself if you will
>>220564050I prefer De Palma's Obsession.
>>220565162>except me>i have no penis
>>220568270Yes you do because no specifications of the omnipotence equals omnipotence of nothing.
>>220568211That doesn't make you invulnerable
>>220568292Again, learn the definition of the term. I win.
>>220568292Can you stop replying to him. It's an invalid wish and boring anyway
>>220568316It means absolute power but of what? Nothing?
>>220568337No it's not, the rules here >>220564783 weren't specified in the OP or in the movie. I have already won.>>220568338Everything.
3 new nsa, disease free girls a week to fuck for 5 years without compromising any chances at a true love/lifepartnet/spouse etc.
I wish to be immune to all bodily ailments, such as viruses, poison (including food poisoning), STDs, and such like. All bacteria/whatever that is necessary for body homeostasis still function.Basically, I just want to participate in a blow bang and drink piss without the risk of infections and STDs. Also it would be nice to wear a shit filled diaper for 12 hours without getting a rash on me bum.
>>220568285Both are good movies, but I like this one more because it's a good take on incel culture.
>>220568160You become extremely bored, you control everything in the universe and know exactly what's going to happen at any point at any time, past present or future, regardless of actions you take or not take.You have nothing new you can possibly learn, no real point in existing.For you everything is like watching a rerun of the same episode forever.
>>220568589Where did you get that theme from this movie? Was that one Avon right and this is actually a male feminist with something to hide?
>>220564050Free food for life
>>220564050I wish to wake up on my 10th birthday in a world modeled after the Pokemon World, populated by real sentient humans, as well as magical Pokemon creatures, which one can capture, befriend, and train after one defeats them in battle. >but you’ll die All men die, but I will have truly lived.
>>220568672You become a fat black women on food stamps.
>>220568614Ding ding ding. Though I guess you could sort of circumvent even that, like in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Egg_(Weir_short_story)Ultimately it'd be pointless ofc, but it'd pass the time for a few aeons at least.
>>220568589>incel cultureThis movie is about simp culture too
>>220564563Is it?tubby got 1 billion dollars no strings attached. Bear only got fucked over because his wish was insane and immoral
>>220568689Done, but you lose all interest in Pokemon since they are just ordinary animals in that universe.Most kids play EarthAnimals on their Rotom phones and think they are the best thing ever, and think your weird obsession with Pokemon is strange.
>>220568907Regular animals exist in Pokémon you retarded nigger
>>220568907Holy fucking retarded faggotry. Worst one in the thread!Even if Pokemon were "normal" in that world, you could still be into them and no one would think you're weird. Do you think people working at a zoo are weird?
>>220564050Whatever sentence I write and sign off on comes true, for example>A once in a millennium storm hits the middle east burying it under 1000 feet of sand, sincerely anonymous.Whatever I don't want to happen I just leave my signature off of, easy peasy.
>>220564050Rare Hollywood W.
>>220568689This is well worded, the closest monkey paw I can think of is you wouldn't have the advenure of your life that you're dreaming of because you'd just be a random trainer (at best) in that world. Realistically not able to defeat a single gym leader. Every pokemon game has the subtext of the player character having a very unusually strong bond with the pokemon they capture. Meaning they listen to the player, meaning they get stronger much more easily. Realistically you'd be trying to tardwrangle a pikachu everytime you let it out of its ball like a disobedient puppy>>220568907Nah this isn't good. Have you even played a pokemon game or watched the show or anything. People fucking love pokemon in-universe as canon. Because regular animals still exist in that world, it's just these fantastical creatures everywhere who can do magic also exist.Also telling the wish recipient that the results of the wish will cause them to not enjoy the benefits of the wish they literally just got done speaking is just lame. You cant dictate someones desires in the first place.It's like >I wish for a trillion dollars>Granted. but having that much money makes you jaded to the concept of wealth and what money can really buy causing you to give it all away to feel joy again or whatever see this is fucking gay
>>220568971Only indian elephants canonically exist in Pokemon.Anime appearance and retconned sprites don't count.All other references to EarthAnimals are like how people in this universe refer to dragons harpies and such.>>220569011Fine, like in this universe you are too socially awkward to actually make Friends or Bond with Pokemon, so nothing really changes for you.
>>220569011> Do you think people working at a zoo are weird?Yes.
>>220569237>>220569583Nope.
