What I'm in for?
just turn it on and put your phone down and enjoy :)
boring trash
>>220564728it's funny how you can pick any thread actually about a movie on here and someone will be calling it boring
I think I would have liked it if it wasn’t overhyped as the best horror movie ever prior to release. It was a 6/10 flick.
>>220564700Gay niggerButm, y'know, is pretty fun. Does the whole repeating scenes from different perspectives thing
weird movie, not in a good way
>/tv/ filtered by a super accessible, relentlessly fun moviewhat the fuck kek
>>220564700Well made and surprisingly pretty funny movie
>>220564700First half good. Second half bad.
good morning sir
>>220564700This movie is literally a 4/10. Way too overhyped. Boring. Odd choices in the way the film was shot. So fucking dumb. Btw the first third of the the plotline is told by a narrator at the start of the movie. The movie begins with the kids already missing. Also when they show the "creepy" security footage of the kids running, there is some corny beatles completely killing the vibe. Fuck this movie.
>>220564700its a good movie. She is very cute. Also Josh Brolin is quite short
middest of mid
>>220564787>Does the whole repeating scenes from different perspectives thingI liked how the same scenes in different perspectives weren't quite the same. I wonder if there's a hidden message in there somewhere.
>>220564700hilarious movie with the most comedic ending
>>220564700>called “weapons” >no weapons on the cover Who makes this shit?
>>220565032if you actually watched the movie you’d realize the kids are the weapons
>>220564993I don't think they fact that different people see things differently is hidden.
movie is stupid, he fed the kids soup but they didnt poop? if thats the case, why werent they shitting while running once they were free?
really overrated zoomer slop that was laughably bad and terrible writing
>>220564993>the same scenes in different perspectives weren't quite the sameLike what?
>>220564700best horror since Conjuring
>>220564899>Shitting on any of George's master pieces from All Things Must PassT.travis scott fan
>>220565321>why didnt anyone go the bathroom?yeah I found the same flaw in Jurassic Park. Ruined it entirely
Watched this one with friends on the weekend. One friend pressured us to check the trivia section on imdb to maybe learn some context because after watching it we were all like "the fuck was that maybe". We learned that this was a comedy film, so all the dumb shit in it was stupid on purpose.
>>220565980They poop offscreen. It’s heavily implied.
>>220565980You see a giant pile of shit so they do poop in the movie
It was dumb to include ring doorbell footage but only justin long has a ring doorbell. Make no ring doorbell and have the footage from the gas station if needed.
>>220564700It could have been better after the ...
>>220564700I turned it off when the giant AR-15 flew over the house.
>>220564700An overrated movie that terminally online retards will trick you into watching
Why do they Naruto run?
I like how the only hoity toity subtext in the movie is about alcoholism yet retarded journos still came to the conclusion it's about school shootings just because they really wanted it to be about that for some reason
sex with julia garner
>>220569680its about loss, he wrote it in grief after trevor died. its just the one witch scene thats inspired by his alcholism dad dying
>>220564782It has its moments, very strong start, hilarious finish. Last 30% was not good. Its a great film with bad chunks.Anything else like it? I felt the exact same about his Detriot film. Guy just cant write the 60-90% part.
>>220567832Good boy, keep those almonds well trained for outrage.
>>220564782A 6/10 with a few standout scenes and some good ambience is pretty much the best anyone can do anymore.No it's not an outstanding movie but it's better than almost everything else that came out that year.
>>220564700absolute semi kino
It was good until it became popular then i hated it.
3.5/5 would reccomend.
funny movie about alcoholism that had it's ending ruined by test audiences
It’s about cheeseburger heaven. If you play your cards right, you may find yourself with a one way ticket.
>>220564700seven hotdogs?
>>220564700best horror flick of 2025, regardless of what any of the naysayers with no superior titles to suggest say.
>>220571053Sinners?
>>220571183see what I mean? at best you get ironic nigger bait
>>220571183I completely forgot that was vampire movie until they actually showed up, and then it was over. Felt kind of tacked on, like the kill whitey scene at the end.
>>220570390>but it's better than almost everything else that came out that year.pretty much the definition of "outstanding", as in, "standing out"
I clapped when all of the kids tore apart the witch at the endthe red herring random ass giant gun was pretty funny because it was so prevalent in the pre-release talks
>>220564700Pretty dogshit imo, you get all this buildup for a shit payoff, so if you could somehow make yourself watch the first 2/3s and turn it off before the last third you'd enjoy it more.
>>220570283ending was millennial, nihilistic garbage.
Garbage>witch has the kids come to her house in the middle of the night>a few days later she says "the cops are going to come here so lets get the house cleaned up">she then has the kids run OUT of the house in the middle of the nightWhere the fuck did the kids go? Where did they stand for 24 hours? And how did no one notice them out en masse again, and they didn't notice them going back to the witches house AGAIN?Oh an this>Josh Brolin somehow figures out ring doorbell footage is useful>for some reason Justin Long and his wife don't want to help him (literally WHY don't they want to help him?)
>>220573402I dont think those words mean what you think they mean.
>>220564700I thought it was awesome but the dream sequence is classic hollywood dogshit, everything else was pretty top notch
Realistically, if you could cut out that stupid dream the dad has from the movie, its literally a great movie.
>>220564700"I'm getting too old for this shit" tierIt's fine if you're underageb& and have only seen Paw Patrol and iCarly. But if you're an adult who's seen films, there's nothing original about it.
>>220564700It never lives up to the "all the kids ran out in the middle of the night" set-up, but once you get past that, it's a pretty solid mystery/thriller/horror/whatever.
>AR15 flew over my housewtf was the even about
>>2205647005/10 if you are normal, 8/10 if you are schitzo, 9/10 if you are an occultist Its crazy its a public movie, its a very clever way to explain how the government is complicit in child sacrifice
