>>220564771>Helendra of Troyvarius
What are the chuds gonna do when shes only in it as a background character for like 10 minutes, it makes over a billy, wins 5+ oscars, becomes a certified classic and Penelope gets blacked
not this shit again
??????
>>220564898>Helen of Somalia
>>220564771Chuds are illiterate
>>220564939You're implying that there's any part of the movie that isn't an abomination. >Niggamemnon in his batman armor>5 1 tranny as Achilles>No Greek actors in the whole movie>Wrong armor type>Wrong ship type>Gloomy rocky beaches instead of Mediterranean Greek settingI'm sure there's still lots that I'm missing. Everything about it is dogshit
>>220565042dont forget the plate armor cgi giants
>>220564771She can be of any race
>>220564771She's so frickin beautiful......
>>220565062What I hate most of all is that normies will still probably give this movie lots of money. Holy fuck normies are goycattle. Anyone who isn't a chud in 2026 is legitimately braindead and deserves everything our malevolent overlords put on us. Things could be so much better
>>220565042It looks good to me
>>220564771Statistically speaking, nobody would even rape her
>>220565146You say that, but remember someone raped this.
no more of these threads, no more please, i yield, i yield
>>220564771Why didn't anyone tell me about this Kino?
>>220565101lmao that fucking pic, would’ve completely lost it reading that
>>220565218You must be new, /tv/ unironically mentions this movie a fair bit, like the sienna guillory fag will usually post webms from this in resident evil threads (to everyones delight).
>>220565203name? i want to research it so i can prove you wrong
>>220565218> Rufus Sewell > John Rhys Davies > Stellan Skarsgard
>>220565203You think this bitch was telling the truth? Come on dude
>>220564771Helen D'Troya
>>220565217Sorry Anon, it doesn't come out for 2 months and the chuds have decided that this is their next battleground
>>220565303Have you seen the goblina Schwarzenegger cheated his wife with? Pretty sure that dude never had any trouble getting laid and still decided to bang that. Sexual attraction isn’t about looks for everyone.
>>220565256Same. I will say that modern archetypes such as "The Chud" seem to pop up so much in literature that it really feels that humanity doesn't change, just the conditions around us do.
>>220565203I mean, are we expected to believe someone raped Maya Angelou?
>>220564771>helen of detroyd
>>220564771>helenonga troybuntu
>>220565040>The view HAHAHAHAH
>>220564771She cute
BASED
>>220564939saar
>>220565548That is kind of funny: that not one of those people knew of or had ever even heard of The Odyssey or Trojan War outside of prophylactic condom packages, and are now the experts on the subject. And their viewers unironically think they are, too.
>>220564771its called artistic interperetation
>>220566541No it isn't. Its called pandering.
>>220564771Felon of Detroit
>>220565203She looks like the reconstruction of Robespierre, so it could be said that she is a true revolutionary. In her blood, so to speak.>>220565272lol, first day?
>>220566551we'll just have to agree to disagree
>>220565218I would destroy all your cities for prime Sienna.
>>220567931That wasn't her. The ariel chick has some Anya type shit going on with her face. Lupita is cute and until now I didnt know she had a phatnegress ass
