>Queen Padme first met Anakin when he was 9 years old>they slept together when he was 18did Padme groom him?
Monarchs get to have all the fun
>>220565301She was 14
>>220565512and she was 18 when he was 13
Why are the Jedi so obsessed with kids? Its kind of creepy.
>>220565301>han and leia are 13 years apartnobody cares>anakin and padme are 4 years aparteveryone kvetchesexplain
>>220565301Legal on Naboo
>>220565301Women can't groom or honestly be at fault for anything ever.
>>220565301No because its hot
>>220565943han didnt meet leia until she was 19 and they didnt start banging until she was 22
>>220565301People are so fucking uppity. Sex and young people are massive part of life.
>>220566360That's not been my experience.
>>220565301yes but it's fine when women do it
>>220565551High school seniors dated 8th graders all the time at my school because high school started at 8th grade on my town
Natalie Portman molested Jake Lloyd so much he's now a literal schizo. Was it worth it?
>>220567939>I felt boob for like 5 seconds.
>>220565943>luke and leia are siblingsNobody cares
Why do men like older women and being groomed so much? Like literally every news story about a female teacher doing statutory rape to a male student of hers has 90% of guys saying, "God i wish that was me" or "where were these teachers when I was in school?" Even south park made fun of this. Why do guys like being groomed?
>>220565301there is nothing wrong with this
>>220565301Quick someone find the chudtoss comic
>>220568141I don't want to shit on a guy who was actually raped but it's hard to believe not wanting it when your dick is rockhard and all you want is to fuck your teacher. Imagine your teenage hot teacher sitting on your dick? I can't imagine not wanting that. The grooming part would fuck you up though so idk. Also unless she's shoving some shit in your bootyhole its not the same as raping a chick so the pain doesnt even register, its a cumtown
>>220568141Moids retarded and love sex, simple as.
>>220568141Its just dating vilified. Everything labeled grooming is literally courtship.
>>220568141>why would a guy coming into his sexuality want to be taught by an experienced woman who knows what she's doingi dunno man. it's a mystery.
>>220568308>An experienced woman. Classic cuck mentality
>>220565301>they slept together when he was 18lmao that's what they say in publicIn reality he'd have been ready to go as soon as 14/15 (maybe even 13)
>>220568141Teenage women love older men too (maybe even more).But they also love victimhood, so years later they call it "grooming" and claim they were victims
>>220568360it's not cuck if she's older than youonly retard muslims want virgins
>>220565557Well you see, Lucas was abused by his father and he never really had a childhood growing up, so his obsession with kids was really him trying recapture the childhood he never had.Oh, wait, this isn't a "Michael" thread...
Not the craziest age gap honestly
>>220568271Rape = being forced (through physical force or threats) to have sex even though you don't want to."Grooming" = consenting to have sex but you havent reached the arbitrary locally agreed age yet>The grooming part would fuck you up though so idkIt literally doesnt if it's done consensually without threats or blackmailThe ones who end up "fucked" is because political correctness enforcers spend lot of energy trying to convince the so called "victim" to feel traumatized afterward
grooming isn't real
>>220568517Grooming used to be an actual thing but tards abused the word and it has no real meaning now
>>220565301>groom himWhat, like a cat?
>>220565301They didn't see each for 10 years. How is that grooming?
>No, Anakin. We can't have sex. I'm a senator.Was that scense supposed to be comedic? Why would Lucas have her saying that while wearing this? Do politicians have a celibacy vow in the Star Wars universe? Why not just have her say "I know you wanna bang, but YOU are a monk weirdo. I'd be wrong for your life choice."
>>220569126Jedis have a celibacy wow.
>>220565301No if your not Gay you would like Girls or Females just not the (other) ones
>>220569126She meant that she's an elite and he's a filthy peasant
Pedo thread
>>220569293Is it still pedo if Padme is disguised as a handmaiden when servicing Ani?
>>220567939Yes
It's really hard to believe that a boy would be traumatized by having sex with his teacher, unless the sex was bad.
>>220569231Uncle Owen was a peasant. Anakin was a slave.
they didnt meet each after tpm until the start of aotc so im not sure how she could have groomed him
>>220567939Damn he even smiles like Hayden. Or Hayden smiles like him.
>>220568360You're not marrying her so whatever.
>>220570160If the boy is prepubescent it might be traumatizingBut from 13 onward it's bullshit
>>220570595Anakin does plan to marry Padme since Episode 1
>>220565301
>>220565943Humans age logarithmically
>>220565301“Grooming” doesn’t mean waiting until someone is 18 despite social media changing the definition. No legal or psych definition includes waiting until someone is an adult
>>220565301>>220565551>>220566340isn't there straight up a line in Attack of the Clones where Padme hadn't seen Vader at all in the years between episode 1 and episode 2?
>>220572022Their love is pure.
>>220571405This wouldn't make him evil though.
christ imagine how much master apprentice fucking was happening.
>>220570661In elementary everyone was trying to have sex but they kept getting caught or boasting about it afterwards.
>>220565301Sadly yes, Padme was a serial groomer and dedicated child predator. She rocked the absolute fuck out of his cock when she first met him to the point that Anakin believed she was a literal angel (of rape.)A few years later when they met again it seemed Padme's desire had cooled off considerably. Despite her initial enthusiasm ("Ani? My goodness, you've grown") Anakin was basically a young man at this point and men really weren't Padme's thing. Just kids. She would still mess with Anakin and torture him for fun of course, like when she would wear smoking hot outfits while denying him sex just to see if she could make him rape her out of frustration. But he never did, and eventually Padme began to lose respect for him and began cheating on him.Finally, with Anakin WAY past the point of losing his mind from sexual frustration, he snapped and read her texts. She had been fucking a whole classroom full of younglings behind his back the whole time. In a fit of uncontrollable incel rage Anakin lightsabered the younglings into dog food then choked the fuck out of the cheating whoreslut who had ruined his life before that absolute fag Obi Wan showed up and TOOK PADME'S SIDE. Blunder of the century right there. Anakin immediately sought out Sheev and began (rightly) hunting down jedi and slaughtering every last one of those disloyal pricks.Women eh?
>>220565301Considering she spent like 3/4 of Attack of the Clones trying to brush him off until the plot needed them to be in love, no, I'd say that she didn't.
>>220568391Like 11-12 for dry humping with clothes on13 for bare skin but still only max tip in14 for full penetrationTrust me, I am expert
>>220565557Agreed, it's really hot
>>220572514they're jedi not samurai
>>220568537name?
>>220565943Its exponential, the larger the lower age, the bigger gap is more ok.
>>220565551And they didn't meet again until Anakin was 19.
>>220565301You bet your ass. And we were all jealous.
>>220565551Beyond based
>>220565301He was only 9 because George Bellend is a retard who couldn't imagine a teen boy caring about his mom the way Anakin does, which is stupid, teen boys love their moms, nearly all men do.
>>220568283I know this is a cliche but I feel bad for young people trying to date nowadays. it seems like a fucking nightmare.
>>220573781The age is whenever you two are alone. That is it.
>>220568141Because men, unlike most women, actually like sex.
>>220565301no, the force was strong with annie's lil pp
Did Padme become force-sensitive because she ingested Anakin's midichlorians?
>>220565301Padme is a shotacon symbol/dogwhistle among femcels.
>>220568517>>220568536This. Grooming IS bad and it does mean something specific, but not the way retards use it in the present day where sexual contact of that nature automatically equals grooming. The only reason they've forced this new meaning is because they consider those relations to be immoral in whole regardless of any nuance involved, and in their typical leftist self righteousness, feel entitled to twist the meaning of words and concepts to change how people think and view these situations. And unironically they've caused untold harm that they are never gonna answer for. There are people in the world today who think they are victims because that's what's been hammered into them since a young age over their experiences, even though their experiences caused no objective harm other than that to the weak moral sensibilities of onlookers. That is the real harm that's been inflicted on them. That in an objective sense is grooming ironically. You've put how you think and feel into a person's head that directly contradicts their experiences, and you've coerced a person into believing it so they feel and do as you want, because you find their real experiences to be simply inconvenient for you and breaking an arbitrary social norm, and nothing more. It's pretty much just the same way people in the past might try to justify why they think two gay people shouldn't be allowed to be together - 'uhh I think this is gross therefore you are not allowed to do this regardless of whether there is any actual harm or not, just the fact that it feels iffy and gross to me means it's wrong'. You can use this as a litmus test for judging whether there is any actual thinking going on behind the eyes or if it's just empty instincts firing off randomly - if they aren't able to separate disgust from judgements of immorality and reason about how their moral beliefs and beliefs in general. For a lot of people it simply comes down to 'every ape in cave think this so it must true!'