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There isn’t a single scene that shows this
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Her pussy is peeyewsa
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crust status?
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>>220565397
*lick*
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>>220565397
she bypassed bathing
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She collected bantha tears
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>>220565397
Force showering.
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>>220565397
She gets aliens to lick her clean.
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>>220565397
Why did this film (the so-called “best of the sequel trilogy”) leave zero cultural legacy?

Seriously, name 3 iconic lines and 3 iconic scenes and 3 musical moments from the top of your head
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>>220565583
They cry now?
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>>220565616
>TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>A good question...for another time
>I bypassed the compresah
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>>220565616
>somehow Palpatine returned
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>>220565616
lines:
>Chewie, we’re home.
>I bypassed the compressor!
>A good story, for another time...
scenes:
>FN-2199 vs Finn
>Rey and Poe fucking up TIE fighters
>Kylo Ren’s tantrum
Can't remember any musical moments
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>>220565730
>Can't remember any musical moments
Sleepy John Williams kind of phoned it in for the sequels
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>>220565616
lines:
>its salt
>youre momma joke
>TR8-R!

Scenes:
>Leia survives the vacuum of space
>Dagger line-up to star destroyer wreckage
>Blue milk walrus tit suck
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>>220565705
>>220565726
>>220565730
>>220565777
None of these are iconic lines, they’re just shitty meme lines
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There used to be an anon who would always post
>rey should have been a nudist
But I haven’t seen him post for a long, long time. A long time.


Instead, I suggest that Rey should have had bolt-ons and turned to the dark side!
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>>220565799
you dont know what a meme is son
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Seriously though. There’s no sign of a shower anywhere.
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This is a serious oversight.
Not even a toilet ffs
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>>220565894
ok OP i'll let you in on something. Tattooine is just a Dune ripoff. They dont shower in Dune, they scrub their ass with sand.
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>>220565984

What happens when they run out of sand?
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>>220565397
Dust bathes. Plenty of animals do it.
Just roll your naked body around the sand,
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>>220566103
This will never clean the hidden parts properly
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>>220565730
>>FN-2199 vs Finn
this shit was forced as the traitor meme you can't even name it correctly
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>>220566040
They go through the worm's mouth and when they get squirted out the other end, they're all clean
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>>220565397
It was the source of her power; that stank enthralled everyone
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>>220565859
And that's a good thing
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>>220565616
I bypassed the compressor
Traitor!
TRAITOR!

For musical moments, the resistance theme kicking in as the x wings swooped in was the only one I remembered.

Scenes? The two fight scenes, the one in the ruins that’s shot off kilter and the one in the snow. Also Han Solo and Kylo on the bridge.
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>>220565730
Who the hell is FN21 whatever? All I remember is Finn fighting, (and being murked by) my boy, TR-8R.
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>>220565397
How's the toilets lore in the Star Wars universe?
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>>220565397
Bathrooms ("freshers" ... never understood that term desu) didn't officially exist in the SW universe until one was shown in a Rebels episode.
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>>220566880
Oops. That post was meant for >>220566817
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>>220565894
The Empire never cared about their troops so never provided them toilets. Stormtroopers are expected to shit in their armor. This has been canon since 1977 iirc
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It's retard incel shit like this that makes this site dangerous for women and soon to be women such as myself
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>>220566880
It would be a mess with all the different species
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This is your hourly reminder that disney, in their infinite ineptitude, tried to push captain phasma as the new boba fett
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>>220567552
Plasma was cool but they didn't do shit with the character
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>>220567552
Yeah how can you say they pushed her when they did literally nothing with her
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>>220567147
Don't take the bait
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>>220566203
>hidden parts
What the fuck are you talking about? What parts did Rey hide? Was she secretly tucking a penis away somewhere?
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>>220565799
to be fair with some prequel lines it kind of works both ways
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only sweaty Rey feet could've saved the movies
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>>220565616
>y-you got a boyfriend? you got a cute boyfriend?
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>>220569140
fuck man
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It's off screen she calls up anons from /tv/ to lick her clean.
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>>220565894
The desert is a giant litter box. She probably shits in a bucket and dumps it out in a sand dune.
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>>220567552
Who the fuck was this woman who was randomly walking around in the middle of the Dune Sea and just happened to come across the ruins of the Lars farmstead? Also why the fuck would she immediately go
>rey who
and not
>okay and what the fuck are you doing here
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>>220572901
How does she wipe?
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>>220569140
>>220572051
Somehow, Palpatine returned to Naboo for a well-earned retirement after defeating the separatists and ensuring peace throughout the republic
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>>220572933
What do you think she carries the big stick for, anon?
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>>220569148
>>220565397
>>220565859
aromatic rey foot and pussy stank, girlmusk, would win over just about any virgin incel rey hater though lowkirkenuinely, right?? right??? type shit

gotta huff that girlstink
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>>220572956
Masturbation?
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>>220572933
She goes outside and rubs her bare ass on the sand like a cat. Saves on her monthly water usage.
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>>220565894
I guess she has to dig a latrine every time she wants to use the bathroom.
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>>220572995
Sure, but that's why it's got two ends.
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>>220572999
She must be pretty dirty after that.
>>220573018
What if she gets confused?
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>>220572999
>She goes outside and rubs her bare ass on the sand like a cat.
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>>220565583
imagine how salty her panties were
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>>220565397
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>>220567552
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>>220565541
Women don’t get crusts because their holes are constantly secreting ooze.
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>>220572911
Desert people are way nosier than I expected.
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>>220573944
virgin detected
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>>220574046
Even if I was, I wouldn’t be for long if you said that to my face.
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>>220565822
I got something better last year for the first time, actual friends
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>>220565397
Sandpeepoo don shower
This is why its customary to cut off the foreskin in those parts of the world, it can get really nasty otherwise.
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>>220565620
underrated
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>>220565616
Films in general just aren't memorable anymore.
The only recent culturally memorable thing is
>get his rags off
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What does she smell like?
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>>220576523
anchovies
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>>220565616
>Why did this film (the so-called “best of the sequel trilogy”) leave zero cultural legacy?

because it's the equivalent of a tribute act. it's like asking who's the most memorable elvis impersonator
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>>220574219
Good on you anon
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>>220565397
what was her tax policy
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>>220565397
she showers in female power
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>>220573850
>Red Leader, this is Gold Leader
>We're starting our Wookie language lessons
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>>220567552
>tried to push captain phasma as the new boba fett
"Tried" is the exact opposite of what they did, they just expected it to happen automatically after they made the actress do a bunch of interviews gushing about how cool and awesome she was.
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>>220573850
>old y-wing computer display inside an AT-AT
...What? Why not just say it's a fucking Imperial computer terminal or some shit?
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>>220565822
Daisy Ridely with bolt ons is like a dream woman.

Anybody got that cute pic of her in the space helmet?
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>>220565616
Rey's theme is great. Shame about the character it was written for.

But hell you could say that about all the prequel's music too
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>>220565799
So... like every memorable prequel line?
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>>220577326
>This is Woke Leader standing by
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>>220565397
It was originally not supposed to be a desert planet, but JJ Abrams with his OT puritan retardation decided it had to be more like Tatooine.
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>>220565984
It's not Dune. Luke Skywalker grows up on a ranch that has all the comforts of America in the 70s.
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>>220565397
>nigga doesnt into sand bathing.
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>>220573944
anon the ooze dries out and crusts in an arid biome
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>>220577697
>Anybody got that cute pic of her in the space helmet?
Guess not :(
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>>220578685
This shut is so stupid how this franchise has fans?
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Was Rey a secret prostitute in that desolate world? I would imagine she would make more money selling herself in that poor planet.
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>>220578685
they took this idea again for the Jedi : Fallen order video game, the character isn't born there but lived most of his life on a junk planet like this.
and both games are good by the way, the second game is even better and the games have more different environments compared to the movies lol

why are they always doing the same desert sand, desert lava, desert snow planets in the movies, it's so annoying.
there's plenty of populated planets and cities everywhere.
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>>220579383
Rey's asshole is worth...one...quarter...portion...



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