>Ensign Anon, what were the results of the level 1 diagnostic? Did you ascertain the source of the barion radiation?
It appears there is a leak in the positronic relay. We should have it patched up within the hour.
>>220566111A leak? What is it leaking?
>>220566149Positrons, duh. Cap, you gotta step up, I cannot cuddle you like a recruit.
>>220566218We are trying to find the source of the barions
>>220566292Look, this ship leaks piss and asbestos. This rustbucket is a death trap and we gonna die from ligma if we don't blow Up before.
>yes, the leak seems to be coming from counselor troi's and dr. crusher's vaginas. i have just the thing to plug the leaks.