>Kevin Hart is so short
>but his BBC is so tall!>crowd goes wild, sticky on 4chan reaches 5000 posts, Shane Gillis invited to White House
>>220566338How short is he?
>so Israel...is gay >haha but also cool as fuck hahaaa
>>220566338>Kevin Hart is so short he doesn't have to crouch to suck the Rock's dick.
>>220566561he drove a micro machine to get some burgers at wendy's
>>220566338>He's 3/5 of a normal human! Now, if every white person can reach under their seats, it's time!
>>220566338>he's just a nig not a nigger!
>>220566540>Shane Gillis spontaneously proclaimed king of America after falling victim to mutt's law in real life
What the hell was her problem??
>>220566871They didn't have salted foreskin appetizers
>>220566338>The manlet marvel himself, Kevin Hart is so small he bought one piece of popcorn when going to see a LOTR extended cut marathon and asked the staff for a to go bag at the end
>>220566871Who tf even is she? I never heard her name before the roast.
Katt Williams and Kevins retort to him were by far the highlight of the set
Was a pretty fun show. Pete, Shane and Tony had some great sets. But man it took a nosedive in the end when Kevin took over himself. The whole DJ gunshots was so cringe
>>220567043you should hear how triggered the redditors were over Tony's set
>>220566338>"Chelsea Handler is a Zionist"Ngl, calling her a baby killer on multiple levels was pretty based.
>>220566871Is that Steven Tyler from Aerosmith?
>>220566999what'd they say?
>>220566540>sticky on 4chan>people still make threads
>>220567254Nigga dat ass based gnome sayin cuh
>>220567308Sustained nasal exhalations for several amused seconds
>>220566991She was semi-famous about 20 years ago and a regular guest back when Comedy Central still did the roasts. She had a lame talk show called Chelsey Lately, I don't remember which network it was on. Her entire career as a comedian was just>fuck black men, they're the best!>abort babies, they're not people lol>stronk independent slut, being a whore is great!so now that she's too old and ugly for even black men to fuck she's become bitter, lonely and at night she drinks in an empty home with nobody to make her happy.
>>220567826so her shtick is kinda like lisa lampanelli?
>>220568357Yeah but less fat and jewish, more shameless whore (for real not just joking)
>Jonah Hill is so fat
>>220566991She was kinda big in the heyday of comedy central
DUDE AIPAC LMAO
>>220566871She's an angry, used up bitch who was a close acquaintance of Jeffrey Epstein and probably is a Satanist. In something like the entertainment industry which is full of bad people, she stands out as someone that is uniquely evil.
>>220568927I mean that was pretty much the source of most of the jokes thrown at her. but hey bread and circuses
Lol these blacks so fruity
>>220566338Wow, Shane is so freaking epic! Shout out to the Dawgs!
it do be like that
I hope that Shanes hosts the roast of Hannah Gadsby.
>only 'comedy' I listen to anymore is re-running Cumtown bits because everyone else is a political shillMy dick is small but it's all I have
>"Didn't find that funny, that kinda crowd huh?.. you might be offended at the next ones so just strap on.. i'm kind of a punk rocker with my fringe views and transgressive social dissidence..">same politics as Ben Shapiro 10 years agoIt's all so tiresome.podcast-couchpotatoes should've never transitioned to actual stages (or movie/TV roles).with social media now the pleb majority just hypes people up based on relatability (how anti-intellectual and anti-charismatic of a sodabrained idiot and untalented of a performer someone is), instead of skills and charisma.he bombed on the roast due to the constant references to audience reactions and unprofessional insecure delivery. he cringes at himself constantly because even he questions if he deserves to be where he is.
Comedy needs to be regulated.
Bonzai tree lynching joke was funny honestly
The jokes about Underwood's husband killing himself were by far the best of the whole show.
>>220569264Even better that Shane asked if it was okay and she was more than down for them to make fun of her dead husband
>>220569238The repeated jabs at the dead husband of whoever that woman was were pretty funny too>yeah that joke didn't fly, kinda like your husband
>>220569264Someone said early that Eddie Murphy didn't show up, only donkey did. And then later they panned to her and that shit lived rent free in my head ever since.
>>220569114The geezers just ain't ready for my shit bro
>>220566871Palestinians
>>220567826excellent and accurate
>>220566871old saggy tittiesnasty
>>220569016It’s bloody dads google history!!!
>>220568389More time!
>>220569358I think that was also, if not primarily, a Draymond Green joke because Draymond did that "mean tweets" thing and one of them was "Draymond looks like Donkey from Shrek" (as in literally, as the character appears in the movie). Draymond Green was at the roast and I think a lot of people assumed the camera would land on him after the joke.
>>220569114Shane is a liberal.
Tom Brady isn't funny at all
>>220570161He was a pro-Trump guy up until like mid-2025
>>220566338>he has a SBC
>>220566871takes 50 cent BBC and now thinks she'd kill at the Apollo
>>220568389he had to buy a map to find his own ass
>>220570216I think he's just a full on centrist. He makes fun of his Republican dad all the time but he makes fun of liberals even more
>>220566338we have to put signs saying "caution, there's a Kevin Hart on the floor"
>>220570216No. I've been listening to MSSP since before the SNL firing. His pro-Trump sthick just a reaction to the Philly comedy scene. He said that he has never voted in his life.
That literal who that went after Dave Chappelle for not telling jokes anymore seems based
It's insane that this shit was almost 3 hours long. I couldn't even make it through the first hour - just the same jokes over and over.
Where can I watch this for free anons?Or torrent or smth
>>220566338norm could have pulled this off
>>220566871She’s a typical uppity kike dyke
