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The fuck?!
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>>220566590
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>>220566635
Wait, she's playing a catamite/cabin boy?
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>>220566635
Le pene face
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>>220566635
>resident stud Elliott Page cast as El Penis.
Bravo, Nolan.
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>el penor
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>>220566590
When this film premiers and these actors become the laughing stock of the world.
It will kill their careers and it might even kill them as well.
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>>220566590
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>>220566635
Honest question, if she's almost 40 and playing the youngest crew member, how old is the rest of the crew supposed to be?
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>>220566728
We are in an age of stagnation and gerontocracy.
Of senile methuselahs still viewing the middle aged actors they directed to stardom 20 years ago as "the up and coming kid".
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>>220566635
>El Peñor
That means “the penis” in Spanish.
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>>220566697
Holy kek
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>>220566772
Why is there even a word for this?
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>>220566697
HAHAHAH
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>>220566697
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>>220566635
What’s that shit all over her face?
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not this shit again
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>>220566635
>El Penor
Bravo Nolan
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>>220566728
41+
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>>220568185
>>220568218
>bumping another shit troondysey spam shill thread from page 8
end yourselves
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>>220566697
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Name a better comedic duo
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at this point it must be fucking bots making all these tranny and troondyssey and AI slop Ellen Page threads and then self bumping this garbage over and over to psyop the few actually human users on the board into something, i don't know
and all of this is sanctioned by tranitors
there's no saving the internet, it's 70% bots now, cut the underwater cables NOW
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>>220566697
KINO
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>>220566590
you will own nothing and be happy
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>>220566635
Elpooner
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what about him in the role
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>>220567102
Incorrect, this is El Peñol:
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>>220568954
I thought he past away??
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I'm just going to come out and say it... trans rights ARE human rights!
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>>220569743
Are trans people real people?
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>>220568550
Who's gonna play the straight guy?
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>>220571100
def not you or your dad
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>>220566635
Elpooner
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>>220568954
gone too soon ;_;
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>>220566697
I haven't kekked so hard in a while.
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>>220568551
this anon gets it
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>>220568954
Bro has been dead for 15 years.
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>>220566635
Elpoonah
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>>220566697
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>>220566590
Ralphie: Achilles wasn't a tranny!
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>>220568551
):
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>>220566635
el penor :DD D
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>>220567137
because drug addicts have names for all their special paraphernalia.
i'd wager there's names for double quadruple and maybe others too.
what's a magnum? twice the size?
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>>220566590

Elliot Page is playing Elpenor, instead of playing Achilles. Elpenor is a crew member of Odysseus Ship as they are traveling back home.

>>220566728

The Trojan War lasted 10 years. So if Elpenor joined while still a teenager, Elpenor should be in the mid-20s to early 30s of age. Average age for most Achaean warriors would be from 25 to 35 years of age, according to Google A.I.
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>>220574407

Oh look, the drunkard who brags about his beer and whiskey consumption is projecting his drug addiction on others.
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>>220574498
avast, it's a faggot wineo
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>>220574478
people died of old age at 23 back then anyway, it's only since the 90s that people are reaching crazy ages like 70 and 80
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>>220566697
Holy shit
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>>220566697
why a sped up version? I can hear yakaty sax playing in my head
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>>220566635
Elp3n0r
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>>220566590
Terrible actor, not because they're a troon
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>>220571100
James Calviziel apparently
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>>220574552
Wineos are always the fucking gnarliest, most vicious types of drunkard in my experience. They're all bad, but wineos are the only ones I've met that will try to make you kill them and shit.
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>>220574626
That's the perfect music for this whole movie
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>>220566590
We failed to protect her from the tribe.
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>>220566697
MY FUCKING SIDES



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