Actually very good.
>>220567298The last good Jurassic Park movie.
>>220567298So much better than JP3 it’s not even funny
>>220567298heh, that hard cut from the mother screaming makes it look like the girl turned into jeff goldblummovie piqued there
>>220567298They cut this part out of the edited for tv version
>>220567298me and around 6 friends sneaked into the cinema to watch this. we got in through a fire exit. after about 10 minutes it was so bad we tried to sneak back out and got caught. we ran. fast as fuck boyyyyy
>>220567298I always loved it, was very immersive and fun. It still felt like the first while the third was too much of a departure
>>220567298It's trash and you should kill yourself
>>220567298Spielberg's worst movie by farBut it's still a Spielberg joint so it has its moments
The story of Roland Tembo, a bored hunter who gets hired by a nepo baby to catch dinosaurs. Insane hippies sabotage his every step after he makes the mistake of saving a neurotic (((mathematician))).
>>220568266imagine how much cooler the movie would have been if it was about these guys and removed the "eco warriors"
It has the best kills in the franchise
>>220567298I like the aesthetics of the movie, but the plot is dumb
Ugly back daughter.
>>220568266>Spielberg's worst movie by farshit man have you seen The BFG
>>220568266his worst up to that point, he's outdone himself with war of the worlds, crystal skull, ready player one
>>220568266Worse than Minority Report? Worse than Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull???
>>220568578>but the plot is dumbThere isnt a single JP movie that has a good plot retard
ANYWAY. What a great film!
>>220567298It has everything you would want in a sequel.
>>220567298I liked the lost world part of the lost world. The san diego plot tacked on at the end just feels disjointed. It results in the first and second part of the movie feeling like neither was properly or fully fleshed out, and then mashed together.
>>220567298it's really not
>>220568662Minority report is good
>>220567298We need someone toooo ffUck the dinosaurrrs
>>220567298My film teacher chewed me out in front of the class when she asked me what everyone's favorite movie was and when it was my turn I said "Jurassic Park 2" and it caused her to go on a 5 minute rant about how dumb my generation was since the movie wasn't called
>>220569050she's right
>>220569050You are really dumb.
>>220568266Worth than Schindler's Lisp?
>>220567298this post is extremely low quality
>>220569050She should have shot you in the face for that
>>220569265I'm OP and I agree. Jurassic Park 2 is still good (you haven't disproved this yet)
>>220567377It was truly a sequel to The Fly all along
>>220567298It's overhated
the train scene is funny as fuck. 10/10 nyc kino
>>220567298Is that the one where he just randomly had a fully black daughter?
Could have gone without the gymkata
>that guy that gets torn in two by the two T-RexesBest kill in the franchise.
I liked 3 better than 2the black kid absolutely ravaged the whole movie
>>220567298The mere exhistence of nick and sarah makes this movie unwatchable. It could only have been redeemed if they both were molested by the trex parents by the end
>>220567351Quite the reverse, you poser faggot pants.
>>220567298It sucks but still mogs the shit out of everything that came after it The first will never be topped
>>220569484>>220569507Reminder that the girl killing a raptor with her gymnastic skills was the only instance of a human killing a raptor in the entire Jurassic Park trilogy.
>>220567377The pique was when they're on the boat and Vince Vaughn says "La Isla de la Muerte..."
>>220567377That part always cracked me up.
>>220570089Nah, Tim and Lex killed one by locking it in the freezer.
>>220570275Maybe his raptor friends opened the door for him...
>>220570089>SHOOT HER
Its sad that the better version of the movie with the extra Roland Tembo scene has never been reelased on dvd/bluray
>>220567298no,it sucks>>220567351JP3 is bad but not as bad as TLW
>>220570845Nice try spinocel
>>220570275The upcoming Jurassic Park survival game revealed it escaped.
it's such a weird movie. it's like 2 different movies smashed together and then the end where the t rex rampages san diego (the only good part) is incredibly rushed
>>220571059Never finishing that old Jurassic park adventure game still haunts me a little
>>220568266
>>220569992Maybe on planet retard
>>220567351I know there's some other anon that really gets defensive about Jurassic Park 3 but here me out. I just cant stand the main characters of Jurassic Park 2. Ian is a retard, his daughter is annoying and does the dumbest fucking thing to kill a Raptor, Sarah is a dumbass, Vince Vaungh is a psychopath, and the only likable guy gets fucking torn in half. It doesnt help that the main antagonists are actually in the right and despite having every right to put a bullet in our heroes they go out of their way to rescue them and treat them with respect despite stranding everyone on the island. I also cant stand how bloated the ending is with the Rampage through San Francisco which only exists because of that huge plot hole regarding the dead boatmen. I get people love all the cool action sequences of 2 but damn I HATE the protagonists too much. By comparison the simple "save our kid from dino island" plot just runs smoother for me. Jurassic Park 3 ain't art but I'll gladly take it over 2. And yes I like Spinosaurus so sue me its a cool dinosaur.
>>220567298I hated the main cast
>>220571228I agree with pretty much everything you said. I especially hate Vince Vaughn in this, he felt so out of place and is a shit actor. Also hated the movie even more after reading the books and realizing how miscasted everyone was.
>>220568205This, and the book was also shit.
>>220569050Based teacher
>>220570089Grant kills a raptor in the novel
>>220571228>>220571311what happened to vince vaughn's character?he disappears like 3/4 of the way through the film
>>220568266>>220571151I miss Pete Postlethwaite
>>220571228I literally do not give a shit about a single character in TLW, it’s entirely irrelevant to me. I watch Jurassic park for suspenseful scenes of Dino attacks. TLW did that better than JP3. I cared about Grants character in JP3 and what did that get me? Cuck shit. I rest my case.
>>220571151Unfathomably based.
>>220571228All true
TFW no King Lear
Lost world is basically a bunch of plot points from the first book, interspersed with plot points from the second book.From an adaptation standpoint it's a mess, from a film standpoint it's passable, and inferior to the first film.
