Why does this upset autistic people so much?
not this shit again.
>ACKTUALLY IT IS YOU WHO IS BEING AUTISTIC STALKER CHILDKek okay, fat. I love trains and only eat dinosaur tendies.
Brotherhood of steel!?
>>220568186Why are your standards so abysmally low
no more Odyssey bait threads with retarded brownoids falling for them, no more please, i can't take it anymore, my mind is unwinding and the body breaks
Honestly, I don't care about it. It's clear that Nolan is attempting a strange, free adaptation with a bunch of artistic liberties. On the other hand, when I think of a director who can create something unique with striking art direction, Nolan isn't at the top of my list.
>>220568186When dad plays the monster during playtime
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>>220568436It's ok to enjoy things even if they don't match your rigid expectations
>>220568257FLINT AND STEEEEEYULLLLLLLL
ENOUGH FROM THE ODYSSEY!
>>220568220>>220568231>>220568333>>220568436>>220568541Oh look all the autistic people are upset
Why does this upset troons so much?
Did they literally render this in Unreal Engine and copypaste the model?
>>220568186because it looks retarded, is lame and disrespects the source material? its not that hard to understand, OP. greece should be able to sue nolan for cultural genocide
>>220568186because its suppose to be the bronze age so everything should be bronze and not silver, that would imply its steel which that kind of metals came later.
>>220568186Those are big guys
>>220568603both of these are fucking dogshit, btw. the existence of nolans odyssey does not vindicate troy.
>>220568186Is this from Cavills new Warhammer show? I assume the nerds who are into that will complain loudly about any little inconsistency.
>>220568640FOR YOU!FOR YOU!FOR YOU!FOR YOU!
>>220568186This looks Christian.
>>220568186nice threadhere's your sage
>>220568668its from the live action netflix show of dark souls. theyre supposed to be silver knights but they hired indonesians to create and design the costumes and they really fucked up and just used shitty plastic with spray paint on it.
>>220568693huh?
>>220568582Kill yourself brownoid
>>220568709If its a video game show who gives a shit. There has not been one attempt at making a movie or a show out of a video game that wasn't terrible, even including the old Lara Croft stuff.
>>220568709>costumesThat's a fucking Dark Souls II cutscene put through an AI filter. They didn't have sets or costumes whatsoever. It's all CG.
>>220568453low expectations are for niggers, brazilians, and indians
>>220568623The vfx jeets were too lazy to make their own. They just pulled pulled some assets from the internet and called it good
>>220568756It really does look a lot like those AI generated "what if"" movie scenes now that you mention it.
>bumping this threadblacks
Bravo Nolan
Did the guy behind the cylon on the left just disappear after he walked in behind him? This is ai slop tier
>>220568847I will now watch your kino
>>220568847lmao what ai is this? they all still have male heads with beards
Just cut their hands. Literally the second most important part of the body to have protected, after the head, of course.
>>220568627>steel didn't exist during the Bronze Ageis this what brainlets actually believe?
>>220568875Seriously. With those tiny swords and such heavy armor. There's a reason things like sword and buckler existed, the purpose of the buckler was to cover your hand and wrist when you attacked
>>220568847THE ODYSSEY FIXED!
begun the clone wars have
>>220568877Did spandex exist during the bronze age too?
>>220568186Because autistics are tasteful and concerned with truth would be my guess
>>220568424lol
>>220569002Autists are tasteful in their very narrow field of interest. Pull them out of it, and they'll make something like this, because they think that they're geniuses at everything.
>>220568186Who are these big guys meant to be? I didn't read the full original Odyssey because it was boring, childrens editions are unironically better.
>>220568871>they all still have male headsclassic open ai
>>220569081>I didn't read the OdysseyYou're in luck, because Nolan hasn't even heard of it.
>>22056818690 percent of this board is now just catty-gay-guy-tier limp wristed attempts to control an argument by carefully switching words around to try and make it seem like the other side of any given argument is more upset than (you) areAs someone who has no particular strong feelings either way about the Odyssey, this opening post makes OP look very gay and discredits his entire side of the argument for normal people like me
>>220569211Nolan said he is using the woke translation of Emily Wilson as a basis
>>220569065>they think that they're geniuses at everything.That's an odd generalization. It has not been the case in my experience with them, nor is it a diagnostic criteria
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Has guerrilla marketing now turned into artificial fud threads on le bad far right 4chan, "look how mad dey are come watch our movie to fight against facism!" ?
>>220568875there are so many chinks in their armour that everything is irelevent.Medieval helmet like the ones they are wearing worked because wearers had chain metal coif under them to protect the neck. Bronze is brittle, swords were only used for stabbing against unprotected parts of armour, while heavy axes were used as blunt force weapons, so protection had to be heavy.
>>220569298Like modernistic architecture, the way Hollywood portrays period pieces these days is depression-inducing. Perhaps deliberately so!
>>220568186Did they have plastic armour in Classical Greece?
>>220568453faggot
>>220568877nta but they surely didn't use it to mass produce full suits of armor. They didn't have the crafting tools to make good quality steel in the first place, best they could do were small items and weapons.
Best cinematic adaptation of Odyssey and Illiad?
>>220568186People think being critical makes them look smartRedditors are midwits
I started reading the Odyssey and everyone constantly refers to Poseidon as an "Earth Rocker". I don't get it, he isn't even a musician.
>>220568186He could have gone full art-deco, drug-induced fever dream like Immortals, and I would not have batted an eye.As I see it, it stands in the uncanny valley of 'I want gritty and grimy and realistic without any of the constraints and expectations of internal consistency that should go with it,' which bothers me to no end.
>>220570135its foreshadowing for the reveal that it was actually set in the far future in space
>>220570248Agreed, but I think the final version looks worse than uncanny valley: it looks cheap as fuck. Every shot seems like some made for TV movie from the Power Rangers era.
>>220568186They're big guys.
>>220568541Odyssey by Verhoeven would be kino.
>>220568847
>>220570135Poseidon's also the god of earthquakes
>>220570135He's a Bam Margera fan.
>>220570135You don't have to be a god to be an Earth Rocker, do you know who else was one? Andrew Stranberg
1. It looks terrible and drab. Why is it dark, grey, and colorless? Classical Antiquity (and most other historical settings like Egypt, China, the Romans, Japan, the Aztec etc) was colorful as fuck, especially Bronze age Greece with the Minoans and Troy and shit2. It bears zero resemblance to the historical setting it's depicting or the culture it's pulling from. Why even adapt the material in that case?>>220570135He's associated with earthquakes, the Aztec had the same thing going on with some ties between certain water and earth gods/monsters
>>220568877The majority of people still believe in the rigid "copper-bronze-iron-steel" age progression and it's retarded school programs we have to thank for that.
Interstellar was the last Nolan movie I enjoyed. I didn't watch Tenant, but after hearing it was crap, I decided a wait and see approach with all future Nolan movies. Oppenheimer looked like ass, so I don't have any hope for Odyssey. Like all good directors, I think Nolan finally hit the wall.I think he does good with high concepts, dreams, space, memory, time etc. But he absolutely has to have a solid script. I bet its no coincidence that the last movie his brother wrote with him was Interstellar. I think his brother is the reason the scripts were good. I don't think Nolan can write.
>>220571282Tenet was... a better movie for home than cinema honestly. It doesn't always explain what it's doing very well and the fucked up audio was an interesting creative decision with terrible practical consequences but the whole thing has a solution to it that makes you go "huh, that's neat" once you get it. It isn't really a "high IQ" life changing reveal nor anything hidden, but I needed to watch it at home for it to actually click with me, in cinema I was slightly confused and feeling like not all plot points were adressed properly.I liked it's handling of time travel magic bullshit much more than Interstellar for what it's worth.I fully expect the Odyssey to be shit though.
>>220568186Left hand of the guy to his right totally glitches out
the way they hit the dude and he goes flying is unintentional comedy gold. The guys are all like uhh these guys look pretty dangerous what should we AAAAACCKK>>220568424cute, my dad is 6'0 mass of muscle that never worked out but I'm the 5'9 string bean to carry on his legacy (at least I'm a parent)
>>220568186can these threads about Nolan's Odyssey be just posts saying "don't care, won't watch."?There is literally anything to discuss about the movie and Nolan won't change anything. This way you can piss off more the jeet paid shills and the jewish advertisers.
>>220571184>>220568877Calling it overly rigid is already being generous It's got some value maybe solely as a labeling system for specific periods of European and Near Eastern history, but it's entirely horseshit when you try to use it as a system of how societies advance/develop over time, especially for other parts of the worldEX: The Mesoamericans in Mexico/Guatemala, even before they had any metallurgy (tho they did eventually develop bronze smelting) had cities as big or bigger then Eurasian Bronze age ones and on par with Classical and Medieval cities, while there were some African cultures that independently developed iron and steel metallurgy without having invented Bronze at all, and which still lived in simple villages
>>220568186What sci-fi channel movie is this from?
>>220568186Are you blind? The sword. This is not even a bad cgi. It's a bad aislop.
>>220568603>left: Movie made by Europeans>right: Movie made by Amerikikes
>>220568186STELIOSSTELIOS KONTOSSTELIOS
>>220568231Yes, child. You are autistic. This why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
>>220568603the one movie every character dies but sean bean's
>>220572734Okay you sir win the internet for the day!
>>220570248I still need to check that out. It has art deco influences? Now I want to see it more.
>>220568186where are their plate gauntlets?low effort
>>220568186looks good but nothing can top Netflix's scrotum armor
I love Mister Nolan.
Artistic people hate shit art
>>220570135>>220570135He really likes Clutch
>>220568424They say "daddy" in the movie.
>>220573550does he yell DEEEZ NUTS when he runs into battle?
they don't like big guys
>>220568354Wouldn't browns be happy with this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ImiOm0ulIHere's the superior version.
>>220569081Laestrygonians
>>220568186>Iron Golemscheeky
>>220568186I know next to nothing about the odyssey but they look so fucking boring. Bunch of big gray fags in a gray, foggy scene in a movie that's already very gray and desaturated.
>>220568231Wrong as allways stalker.
