>>220568682
She's probably squirting like a garden hose already at that point

>>220569791
The BBC effect. Always works with /tv/'s mums

Gaston did nothing wrong.

>>220569904
>is french
gaston was always in the wrong

>>220569904
>>220569791
>>220568682
>his only goal was to get a woman to love him before he turns 18
>immediately verbally assaults her and locks her in tower

Not too bright was he

>>220569948
it worked

>>220569791
She squirted even harder when she saw his human gigachad thundercock form.

>>220569948
it worked, didn't it?

>>220569948
if he'd immediately acted towards her like he does at the end, she wouldn't have respected him and there's zero chance she would have fallen in love with him, belle spent he life surrounded by polite guys fawning over her to get in her knickers
by starting out aggressive and abusive and slowly becoming kind, belle felt like she'd changed him where no one else could, and that was what made her gush for him
you really don't understand women, lil zoom zoom

>>220570521
Women want a man they can “fix”?

>>220569948
Bitches love being treated like shit. Gaston was a gentleman that seen her as the center of his world, even passing on prime triplet pussy for her, and she fucking despised him for it. She chose to fuck an asshole narcissist in a dogs body instead.

>>220569948
Not only did it work, but he also mogged Gaston and decorated his property with the town faggot's corpse

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>>220570589

>>220570589
Always have, but then they lose interest because you aren't the man they fell in love with.

>>220569904
Then why did he lose?
>>220570712
Would punching her in that very moment save the relationship however briefly?

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>>220569948
toll paid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsMo97PQaUE

>>220570693
So all the talk about women who want a man who’s “established and has his shit together” was a lie? I’m in my 30s and dating is insufferable right now

>>220568682
Why does Disney keep pushing these furry fuckers and not real beasts? 99 percent of women would fuck a tall rich guy even if he looked like a dog.

>>220570874
It's a half-truth. Established and has his shit together means having more money than their dad.

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How many women would fuck him if he looked like this?

>>220569904
>Frenchman killed by a monster who instantly becomes a Twink and fucks his crush.

Gaston was keked.

imagine how disappointed she would have been when he turned back into a human

>>220570874
that's what they want to be able to settle for after they get off the carousel, if there are no better options

>>220571140
If I want to appeal to zoomers then stop acting like a gentleman?

>>220570294
she actually looks disapointed

>>220569948
Gotta show em the beast before you show em the prince

>>220570455
>>220569952
This shit would never work in real life.

>>220569904
He never got his taco BELLE

>>220572127
TURNED HIM FAT

>>220569948
He should have pulled out his big monster cock and belle would've been on her knees faster than a frenchman running from a paternity test.

>>220568682
>ROOAAR IM GOING TO EAT YOUR ASSHOLE
How was this in a kids movie?

>>220568682
Why did she fall for the beast? He was an asshole, abusive and just a bad person overall.

>>220573081
He's a wolf/bear man who's also prince and owns a castle

>>220573081
>big penis
>strong
>primal energy
>rich
>doesn't care for anyone's opinion except hers

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>>220569904
>be gaston
>legitimate war hero
>leading citizen in town
>adored by all
>too pure to dick down french floozies
>want to marry pure nerdy girl
>doesn't even force himself on her
>she's clearly insane
>oh wait her dad is too
>ranting and raving about monster
>have dad committed to free her from his influence
>oh shit the monster is real
>hero mode: activate
>lead the town in heroic attempt to destroy beast
>die fighting to protect the woman you love

>>220573286
he never threatened wanton violence therefore Belle was dry as the sahara for him

>"If you hadn't have run away, this wouldn't have happened."
>"If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away."
>"Well YOU shouldn't have been in the west wing!"
>"Well YOU should learn to control your temper!"
>Cut to them fucking

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>>220570874
>well established
Enjoy posting on r/deadbedrooms and never understanding this was your fate, you have chosen this