Times when you brought dipping sticks?
>>220568987i just got done dipping my dippping stick in your mom's marinara sauce
*chomp*Mmm. Skyler, these dipping sticks, I...*munch*Oh my God
>>220568987is "dipping sticks" a regional expression?
is it true that the crazy lady that lived in the house finally sold it?
>>220568987I saw Better Call Saul first. When I went back to try and watch Breaking Bad all I thought about was how dated the show felt. Which makes sense. But it seemed more corny? Maybe that's the wrong word to use.
>>220568987>get the cheesy bread>dip it in marinara>mfw i'm just eating a cheese pizza with extra steps
>>220572798Sorta but not quite the same. Cheese breads usually have butter and garlic on them, the butter being both for taste and also to keep it from being dry without the sauce. Plus, cheese bread is almost always cheaper than a place's cheese pizza, so you're saving money along with the extra steps.
>>220571537cheese fries
>>220569554>Oh my God Junior.... your asshole*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Junior I..... I've never tasted something so.........*GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP**GULP* *GULP* *GULP *GULP*
>only way this scene works is if the pizza is not sliced>people question why the pizza wasn't sliced>they justify it by forcing a scene about a supposed pizza chain that refuses to serve sliced pizza>people (reddit) celebrate and act like it's brilliant Why are they like this
>>220575120This so much this, I hate world building and need every single scene to be some anime faggotry
>work at major pizza chain in the 00s>made real dough in store, several types depending on crust choice>toppings were syscoslop but just regular stuff you can buy at walmart>2020>zoomer cousin works at pizza hut>tells me about how it works now>all dough is shipped to the stores in vacuum sealed packaging, it's weeks old by the time it's baked >uses chemicals to fraud rising in the oven because real yeast can't be shipped that way>toppings are even worse than syscoslop>chicken are reformed cubes instead of cheap frozen breast cuts >pepperonis stamped from flat sheets of reformed vat scrapings instead of slices of cheap pepperoni sausage >tomato sauce comes in a bag that you dump in a bucket and mix with cold tap water, then stir with your bare hand so that it actually breaks down>they also spray "finishing spray" on the pizza before cutting and boxing. >it's a fucking spray can of soibean oil with imitation garlic scent to "make the pizza look and smell better"
>>220571711Nah, it's not dated and more happens in just the pilot of Breaking Bad than the entirety of BCS and Pluribus combined.
>>220571711Breaking bad started out as a relatively grounded, genuinely human show. It did have Walt blew up a whole building with fictional exploding meth but it also explored the relatable, human side of Walt's absurd situation. But the shit like "this is not meth" is what got memed so the show devolved into that stuff.
>>220568987Finasteride and gym membership would have saved Walter
>>220575291idk what retarded made up crap youre talking about but even little caesars make their own dough at the restaurant
>>220575291They don’t call it goyslop for nothingIf you still eat at “fast food” chains you’re a fool
>>220575768Source?
bro dipping sticks and crust bites and poppers and shit are all garbagejust gimme straight up thin crust za
>>220572868What kind of shitty pizza doesn't have buttered crust and garlic??
>>220568987I can throw Pizza Rolls really far or shoot Pizza Bites with a slingshot. This house will never be safe from me.
>>220575291>sysoslopDear god Sysco is the worst gig you can imagine, any trucker would rather haul dynamite or liquid oxygen instead of a Sysco load. At least with those, your death will be quick.
This shit is straight white trash coded 100% fuck you if you eat this cheap moronic slop
>>220575952Looks extremely bland and flavorless. I need proper topping on a pizza.
>>220568987Pizza is the worst takeout option. You can get a perfectly fine pizza from the supermarket for over half the price and throw in the fuckin oven. For me, it's either fried chicken, kebab or Chinese if I wanna treat myself on weekend
My favorite pizzeria (Litzas Pizza in Salt Lake City) doesn't have breadsticks. They serve garlic texas toast. It kind of defeats the whole point of bread sticks: repurposing excess pizza dough. But the texas toast is very, very good with pizza.
>>220576191those are dipping sticks you moron. its pizza bread meant for dipping in the various dips that come with it. its not a pizza, its a side dish.jesus fucking christ how do you not know this?? how brown are you???
>>220576243actually pizza is best takeaway since low IQ turkish cockroaches can make large decent tasting pizzas relatively cheap cause they don't taxes
>>220576404Stonebaked spicy meat feast pizza from LIDL £2.50 mate
>>220575120It was tho
>>220575768Pizza Hut is genuinely fucking awful now and probably worse than Little Ceasars. People only shit on LC because it's always been shit. Nobody has eaten Pizza Hut in a decade because all the actual resturants are gone and now they just have these small holes-in-the-wall between the Boost mobile and nail salon.
>>220572868glad to hear from a professional fat
>>220576452>300g
>>220568987>Mmmmm, more bread and sauce after eating a slice or two of pizzer >>220576243>fried chicken and Chinese Truth. Everything else is simple enough that you can cook at home with minimal clean up.
>>220571537I honestly think they chose this to subtly convey that while Walter appears normal, he's really a fucking psychopath
>>220577760>fatass is only capable of viwing food from its caloric density
>>220577888It does sound weird.
>>220575291>>all dough is shipped to the stores in vacuum sealed packaging, it's weeks old by the time it's baked >>uses chemicals to fraud rising in the oven because real yeast can't be shipped that way>>toppings are even worse than syscoslop>>chicken are reformed cubes instead of cheap frozen breast cuts >>pepperonis stamped from flat sheets of reformed vat scrapings instead of slices of cheap pepperoni sausage >>tomato sauce comes in a bag that you dump in a bucket and mix with cold tap water, then stir with your bare hand so that it actually breaks down>>they also spray "finishing spray" on the pizza before cutting and boxing. >>it's a fucking spray can of soibean oil with imitation garlic scent to "make the pizza look and smell better"ngl that sounds fire
