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Anonymous

05/17/26(Sun)19:47:25 No.220569933

File: project hail mary rocky.png (1.13 MB, 1280x720)

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:47:25 No.220569933 Archived

>eridians
>capable of interstellar travel
>seemingly capable of terraforming their planet (or at least enclosing a big ass part of it so it's suitable for human life)
>unable to figure out how to talk with a bumbling ape
Was Project Hail Mary written for retards?

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)19:55:37 No.220570060

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:55:37 No.220570060

>>220569933
they also didn't know about space radiation...

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)19:57:48 No.220570104

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:57:48 No.220570104

if i was ryan gosling (which I am) i would give the crab a female voice and then i would cum on it

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)19:59:06 No.220570124

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:59:06 No.220570124

>>220569933
>unable to figure out how to talk with a bumbling ape
But he did. Even a retard knows this.

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:03:05 No.220570191

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:03:05 No.220570191

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>>220570104
Somebody want's to Rape the Rock Crab probably those Fake Rampant Pedo Comment Ranters

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:03:36 No.220570206

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:03:36 No.220570206

>>220570124
the human had to do it for him (translate his sounds into human speech) instead of him doing it

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:04:17 No.220570214

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:04:17 No.220570214

>>220570191
>Somebody want's to Rape the Rock Crab
is this an album title?

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:15:42 No.220570410

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:15:42 No.220570410

>>220570124
>>220570206
Rocky wasnt a scientist or a teacher