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who i'd cast for a serious ver(...) 05/17/26(Sun)19:54:47 No.220570048

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who i'd cast for a serious version Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:54:47 No.220570048 Archived

i chose the most "med passing" people i could. i did a good job

odysseus - javier bardem. ideally id like sean bean tho

telemachus -- still tom holland

penelope -- morena baccarin

athena - tilda swinton

antinous - gyp from boardwalk

king menelaus -- alfred molina or edward norton

king nestor - f murray abraham or brian cox

eumaeus - john torturro

circe - angeliki papoulia

calypso - cristin milioti

nausica - dafne keen but ella purnell feels more right

polyphemus -- tom waits (maybe he can do it)

poseidon - salvatore esposito

zeus - mel gibson or jason mamoa

achilles - aaron taylor johnson

helen - bryce dallas howard

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)19:56:46 No.220570080

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:56:46 No.220570080

i wouldn't make a movie based on european history or mythology in 2026 hollywood unless my name was robert eggers

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)19:57:50 No.220570105

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)19:57:50 No.220570105

>>220570048
I hope this is a shitpost.

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:04:14 No.220570212

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:04:14 No.220570212

>>220570048
I want to fix her, bros.

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:06:59 No.220570261

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:06:59 No.220570261

>>220570048
Even though I like his music; Tom Waits is just a shitty choice as Niggy Rap.

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:18:09 No.220570459

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:18:09 No.220570459

she's got it bros

Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)20:28:30 No.220570658

Anonymous 05/17/26(Sun)20:28:30 No.220570658

>Whats wrong bro-kun? Let me help you open this thing...
>Thank you b-bro *blushes*
>*open with zero effort* Here we go fren!
>*super embarrased* I mean...t-thank y-you...*turn around 180° to cover an embarassed face*
So cute...