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Are you aware of the most popular movies of current month?
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>>220572057
>moriah wilson
that bitch was killed mere blocks from where i used to live. the killer was such a fucking retard but then again so were the police that let her get away.
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>>220572057
No i haven't seen any of these.
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>>220572057
True crime docu-series are insufferable and should be banned. The whole genre has been slopofied by dumb yt/podcast hookers.
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>>220572057
didn't moriah wilson play matilda? and the youngest daughter from mrs doubtfire
let me look it up
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>>220572057
what the fuck is any of this?
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>>220573927
money laundering
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I've watched none of these crap shoots
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>>220572057
Well, is not like anyone can even verify these. Not even shareholders.
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>>220573927
Something people play in the background while they do housework or whatever
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Don't know what any of those are don't care won't watch
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>>220573437
My dumb boomer parents love this shit.
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>>220574885
They literal just rent bot farms and have tens of thousands of systems streaming it 24/7. Costs about a penny per view and so they have a cash flow pretending people are watching things
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>>220574885
Raping shareholders is a good thing though.
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>>220572057
I dont think I made it 5 minutes into M&N&N&A before I decided it was slop and turned it off
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The other day discovered that shitty animated movie about a nigga's sneakers running away was real thing thats on streaming and not a /pol/ shitpost
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>>220572057
All these movies are made for women
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>>220572057
never heard about any of them
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>>220572057
>put more money than usual into movie.
>put movie movie at the top of everyone's recommended status with a snazzy poster.
>400 million people hover over the movie until it automatically plays for 5 seconds and then they go back to rewatching The Office.
>that counts as a view
???
Profit???
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>>220573927
movie that the streaming network forces you to watch with autoplay, immediately after the movie you chose ends. You dont even get to see the ending credits.
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>>220575146
>The other day discovered that shitty animated movie about a nigga's sneakers running away was real thing thats on streaming and not a /pol/ shitpost
What's it called?
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>>220572057
War Machine was predictable but fun enough.

Mike&Nick&Nick&Alice was one of those movies where it tries to be a comedy but is so ridiculously violent you can only really treat it as a cartoon. Also felt like a thinly veiled excuse for Vince Vaughn to put his spotify playlist in a movie soundtrack. Still a better time travel movie than Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die though.
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>>220572057
Never heard of them.
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War Machine was a real movie, even if it was a bit of shlock, but what the fuck is "Pizza Movie"
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The pump up these numbers by having whatever is the latest slop autoplay once you finish whatever you selected.
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>>220577296
it was written and directed by karen gillan's husband, whom i'd like to kill for impregnating the woman who rightfully belongs to me
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>>220572057
I like watching people who have aged out of popular culture without realizing it trying to cope with that fact. /tv/ has been really great for that sort of thing in the past few years; you can really tell that the board is mostly millennials who are beginning to hit that point where their response to current pop culture trends is
>what? i've never heard of that
The best part is when the implication of that response starts to dawn on them and they start bringing out all this cope
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>>220575936
to avoid admitting to themselves that they are no longer the target audience.
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>>220572057
>it’s an “anons attempt to learn what dumping season is” thread
How fucking young are you retards
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>>220572057
Literally the first time I hear of any of those movies. And I browse /tv/ almost daily.
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>>220572057
I haven't watched anything new in years.
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India's most popular? Never heard of any of these.
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>autoplay on the homepage
>it runs for a minute
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>>220575953
https://youtu.be/JIpYdvbK5eU
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>>220572057
war machine was kino
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>>220572101
Wtf was her plan? Has any of her family been charged for helping her?
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>>220572057
I think at this point we should consider streaming viewers as a separate subculture. They watch their goyslop and don't interact with the rest of the internet.
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I havent seen a movie in the cinema since The Batman
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>>220572057
are any of these good?
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>>220573927
people are finally realizing that studios don't know what they're doing, they know that they need exclusive shows to draw people but they haven't figured out how to translate original content into money in a consistent way
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I unfortunately had to sit through Eat Pray Bark. It's a German comedy about dogs.

>estimaetd minutes watched
hahaha. This is the biggest crock of shit ever. They don't count viewers, they inflate the numbers by 90x this way.
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>>220577589
there is no such thing as "popular culture" as it was defined even ten years ago.
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None of these movies are real.
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>>220580751
no idea. they may say in that doc. i haven't seen it. at least she isn't getting out. she got like 90 years or something
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>>220572101
>watch documentary
>white woman kills other white woman because she was jealous that she was getting close to her boyfriend
>go on reddit
>100% of the comments are blaming the boyfriend and saying he used evil male manipulation to convince his girlfriend to kill his side piece
>the killer is a victim on account of her vagina
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>>220572057
Nobody watches Netflix movies. People leave Netflix on while they wash dishes and fold laundry. Maybe they leave the TV on for their pets when they go shopping. Nobody who watched these movies can even recall the central conflict or three characters' names.
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>>220577589
Shut the fuck up, retard.



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