Since were making video game movies now...
you DONT want Hollywood touching things from your childhood. They love doing that
>he doesn’t know about the Jamie Pressley DOA movie
https://youtu.be/UCwNR7CFS64
I like that two out of three of the women on that cover have been pushed out of the DOA franchise because they're too American in lieu of ugu petite generic jap girls.
>>220572198Starring fat muslim in full garb, That fat black thing from Starfleet Academy and the tranny from Euphoria.
>>220572198Anon, I...
>>220572222>you DONT want Hollywood touching things from your childhood. They love doing thatthis phrase works in so many levels.
>>220572368The only thing I remember from this movie other than the bad guy having high-tech sunglasses that made him a martial art expert was that the guy playing Bayman did the "cock his arms like a shotgun" thing years before the guy in the Mission Impossible movie did it except in this it actually made a shotgun racking sound when he did it
>>220572198Can't wait for it to be all nen with their cocks out by producer Mohel Rubenstein
>>220572198
>>220572198I fapped to Kasumi and Tina when I was a teenager. Good times.
>go to gamermart>see japanese titty lesbian smut game on the shelf>"Cor blimey, I'll have that!">take the case to the counter>you're served by the shy girl from school you always liked>she sees the game you've picked>it's fucking joever for you
>this game was banned in Sweden because of pedophilia>Tecmo created a Swedish character who looks like a child but 18 years old
>>220572738Based Sweden saying no to this degen trash
>>220572787I wonder if Senran Kaguya was banned there as well.
>>220572405The bad guy was Eric Roberts.
>>220572405I remember the tits, but then again I'm straight
>>220572198My buddy bought this when it came out, I remember everyone talking about cheats to make them topless don't remember if it was true or not
>>220572787>banning video games because they have women wearing bikinis>allowing thousands of brown third-worlders into their country to rape their women and childrenThey sure are based!
