>btw i also invented neurally integrated AI with a physical mechanism to interact with reality, and a special chip that keeps the brain in total control...but back to fusion!
>>220572888It allows me to jerk off 4 of my homies at the same time
it's called superscience
>>220572888Fusion would be the bigger deal
If he can do all that, why do the extra arms just have claws like he's playing a crane game to pick up plushies?
>>220572923Not the no-homo chip
>>220572888My issue is wouldn’t there be far more members of the press at this event. As well as cameras? This guy is a famed, respected scientist claiming he has solved Earth’s energy problems. On par with announcing the cure for cancer
>>220572945He's Doctor Otto Octavius, not Professor Hans Handel.
>>220572989Not everyone is as devoted to journalism as the Daily Bugle
>>220572989They were off photographing squirrels.
>>220572989it was a different time, there weren’t as many journalists in 2004
>>220572941Just ask the AI to invent safer fusion.
>>220572989There's a homeless guy I know who announces that every week
>>220572989Scenes like this only make sense if you assume the raimi films take place in a shared universe with other sci-fi based heroes making all the stuff around spider-man's world not all that remarkable because if it wasn't, how the fuck wouldn't people be traveling all over the world just to see Spider-man?
>>220572989maybe they were vetted
>>220572888
>>220574097Even in just Raimi's world you have everything from Oscorp that Goblin uses like the antigravity glider to a bomb that turns people into skeletons. The robot arms don't stand out next to those
>>220574275Chuckled
>>220574275Fucking kek especially the last line
>>220572989It was proper comic book movie. This amount of journey was enough to create campy vibe, and that's what Raimi was looking for.
>>220572888I mean, both were impressive feats but yeah, they kinda just glossed over the hyperintelligent octopus arms that can easily override his will if he puts them on without the blue led.
>>220574275>JARVIS, INVENT ANAL BEADS
>>220574656neuralink -> reads brain signal brain signal becomes the prompt for the AImechanical arms -> runs on predictive AI model prediction needs ground truth prompt from the brain signal, otherwise without it, the model hallucinatesexactly as how the AI models work today
>>220572923mouth, anus, two hands, two feet, two armpits, two kneesCome on, dream higher.
>>220572888Reminds me of King Kong.>Wow, a big ape. That's the greatest discovery ever. We just need to avoid these dinosaurs that are still alive and kicking, creatures that everyone had thought were extinct, and we can bag us a big ape.
>>220572888Fusion reactor which could produce more energy than it requires electricity would be biggest deal since splitting the atom.
>>220572989Your issue isn't with him testing nuclear fusion in his apartment?
>>220575034Oh yeah you're right
If fusion reactions are such a big deal why don't they just take some lava from the sun and put it in a powerplant?
>>220572888>oh and despite being a middle aged and slightly out of shape man, these claws now apparently give my body super strength to 1 v 1 spider-man and get thrown into cars and brick walls and not get hurt
>>220574275lel
>>220575207No, he absorbed radiation from the reactor which gave him enhanced powers
>>220572888Is it ever explained why the cops didn't just blow his brains out with a sniper rifle while he's slowly rampaging across the city?
>>220574275those tentacles have flashlights inside them
>>220575179>If fusion reactions are such a big deal why don't they just take some lava from the sun and put it in a powerplant?Underrated post
>>220574275He was gay, Doc Otto?
>>220575179Where is NASA gonna get sun-lava scoopers? Home Depot? That's right, didn't think so.
>>220575179>lava from the sunshieeeet nigga, there isn't lave in the sun, the sun is a huge ass hydrogen/helium mass on fire that is contained by the gravity it's own volume generates, or some shit like that, im no fucking science phd guy, you need to educate yo asss in this shit better, you are embarrasing, dude.
>>220572888Clearly a reference to the concept of Kundalini
>>220575518I'm sorry mate were you there?
>>220575678bro I'm so HIGH and this snek is tripping me out bro wtf AAAAAAHHHHHjk I'm sober
>>220572888I’m just wondering how he got a permit to run a large radioactive device in an urban area
>>220574275He definitely jerked off with those tentacles right?
>>220575678You don't need any phobia to fear these fuckers
>>220575518This post reads like ChatGPT run through Gizoogle
>>220572888Irl it makes me think of the guy whose tech startup went nowehere, but they spent do much time perfecting their internal messaging and project management software that they just ended up releasing it and making that their product instead. That is the story behind Slack, BTW. My fellow corporate anons will know.
>>220575305I haven't watched Spider-Man 2 in a hot minute, but I don't recall him ever slowly rampaging, or being in any context where they might have time to set up a rifeman and get a shot off.Now in No Way Home? Maybe. Especially given how advanced public law enforcement should presumably be in that universe, at that point in time.
>>220575678i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe, snakes are so fuckin' cute>be me>11 or 12>living in suburbs, weirdest thing you might see is a possum running across the street at midnight>random ass snake spawns in my kitchen at night while I'm up grabbing some goldfish and fizzy pop>he's just chillin', keepin' close to the kitchen table and some boxes filled with old documents that are about to be moved into storage>go get my parents>NANI?!>he's fookin' gone>look everywhere>nothing>hour later he shows up in one of the boxes, asleep on some papers>mfwHe didn't even try to defend himself, just got some big old yard gloves and grabbed him and he slithered off into the night. I miss that homie desu. I would get a pet snake but I feel kinda fucked feeding them live rats and shit. I'm cool with them feeding in the wild, just seems weird to have live bait for 'em.
>>220576000>writing snake blogs on 4chongokay
>>220575678whatever this is is better than women
>>220575034Kek
>>220572989>a sex tape made by Kardashian and singer Ray J in 2003 was leaked on the internet and gained national attention.Journalists back then focused on other more important things
>>220576353Beats the usual output, I say we take it
>>220572888Lol
>join me Spiderman, together we can accomplish great things! Like fly around the city starting fires and dressing up like old ladies!
>>220572923>4
>>220572888So like... could he take it off any time, or?
>>220578427yeah you don't want to touch the dicks with your real hands; that'd be gay
>>220575518Shut the FUCK up
>>220574275>The real crime would be not to finish off my homies...wtf anon the obvious line is "The gayest thing would be not finishing off my homies" how the FUCK do you fuck that up? You took out "I'm not a criminal" so "The real crime" doesn't make sense anymore.
>>220575034To be fair, while living dinosaurs are amazing, people already know about them. King Kong is the first giant ape anyone's ever seen.
>>220575305Didn't cops shoot at him while he was escaping from the bank?
>>220572923Wouldn't that be extremely homosexual?
>>220578392I love this video. It wasn't until I watched this that I realized that Norman had basically won at the very start, had no further goals to accomplish, and was basically just an asshole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKEv8jLBEMAIt's also because of this video that I have to continuously remind myself that "Fuck you, Spider-Man!" isn't actually something Willem Dafoe says in the movie.
>>220578392Peter was stupid not to take his offer. Keep your friends close......
>>220572888Reminder that Garry from Nerdrotic had one of the chainsaws used in the surgery scene for this movie and he sold it for crack
>>220575678That shit is dope
>>220575305The cops shot at him and missed at the bank because 1. Comic cops are useless2. He's the supervillainIt's like asking who Gordon didnt just shoot Funny Man.
>>220572888The power of the sun, in the palm of my ha.... FUCK! IT BURNED MY HAND!!!>"Has anybody lost a large roll of $20 bills in a rubber band? Because the rubber band is the only thing that will survive the dose of neutron radiation you all just got. I guess I should've added some lead shielding to the naked reaction or something now I really think about it. My bad ... "
>>220572888So his torso is hollow?
>>220573251kek everyone know bout Wayne
>>220579756No, the base of the tentacles is just a flat plate attached to his back. No, I don't know where all the circuits and stuff for the tentacles are located.
>>220574275lol
>>220578432They showed needles going pretty far into his spine, they said in the movie that he should be able to take them off before the accident, but it didn’t look like a procedure that you’d want to go through multiple times
>>220579829In his butt.
>>220572989they made a big smearcampaign against him cause they cant monitize infinite clean energyso only local news came at most and after that the research was completely "lost". No one gonna do a rerun on something that clearly worked at first?
>>220574782Bees?
Gob's not on board
>>220575207He was already jacked if he could casually walk around with those things on
>>220578392Why wasn't the MIC impressed with the flying hoverboard? If I were a 3 star general in a post Cold War world, I would blow up so much taxes on a flying light brigade to chase down hajis like a bat out of hell.
>>220578892You're a big fag
>>220582146He had no vision
>>220572888>>220575034There's a Jimmy Neutron episode where he invents a machine that turns garbage into oil, but it ends up being a failure because the remote breaks and it starts trying to eat people or something, and even as a kid I thought it was insanely bullshit. You could invent a machine designed to turn people into oil purpose and that would still be a world-changing invention.
>>220574782Im pretty sure prayer beads were used in that manner for centuries.
>>220575305Because he was white.
>>220572968That got overloaded in the accident also
>>220582418Of course not, Vision was an MCU character and hadn't even been introduced yet.
>>220582853why? it's such a specific desire. i understand seeing a phallic object and wanting some bum fun, but who thinks of sticking rosary beads up their arsehole?
>>220575179The lava would get cold before they got back home, like pizza :(
>>220575034They didn't know about any of that shit when they got to the island though. They just saw the bitch put up on the big monkey wall.
>>220582853Shalom, kike.
>>220572989in the spiderman universe there are hundreds of guys like this
>>220574275one of you nerds do the ai voice for this.
