>got the announcer job on Leno>ends up doing this>gets let go >is now a lolcow at his mom's house
>>220573544No, that would be Gary, the decades of abuse he endured from that hook nosed kike will never be matched, daily public jewish humiliation rituals, entire segments devoted to mean spirited hours long rants about his appearance and supposed incompetent behavior
>>220573592I dunno, Gary is way more successful than John overall.
>>220573607Gary has millions and john has a drinking problem
>>220573544https://www.reddit.com/r/DabblersAnonymous/comments/1tfxvy5/mankini_johns_most_embarrassing_bit/
>>220573592Gary never had to do pic related
>>220573648All of Gary's abuse was broadcast to a national radio audience with tens of millions of listeners daily for decadesYou're posting a cherry picked late night appearance and locally staged public humiliation ritual, doesn't even come close
>>220573910>All of Gary's abuse was broadcast to a national radio audience with tens of millions of listeners daily for decadesAnd yet, nothing came close to the mankini
>>220573917Gary’s pitch
>>220573917ripping off sacha baron cohen and the borat bitwhile Gary was receiving daily verbal beat downs for decades from a hook nosed kike, john was right there and generally well liked by howard and the rest of the show
>>220573949Gary did that to himself. John was put in fag outfits as a stuntboy for the writers to laugh at.
>>220573976John was close to getting fired from the show before the Leno thing happened. He is literally the Forrest Gump of showbiz, minus any talent.
>>220574009Big whoop, everyone had their moment of hiatus from either being forced out or by their own actions, no one faced the daily humiliations and verbal chastisements Gary endured in front of a hundred million people or more day in and day out for decades
>>220573592It was Gary that went out and got ridiculous caps on his teeth.
>>220574098Gary turned out better than John in every way. This is just a fact. John blew his life apart for nothing.
They’re all losers especially Howard
In the 2020s, Melendez managed to become the centerpiece of an online community dubbed the “Dabbleverse,” a space devoted almost entirely to ridiculing his amateur podcasting and attempts at comedy. The name itself is a jab at his apparent inability to commit to anything beyond surface-level effort; something Melendez took deep offense to when people pointed out he merely “dabbled” in stand-up, rather than ever truly doing it well.[26] In August 2025, Melendez escalated things by suing two podcasters, including former Stern Show staffer Shuli Egar, claiming they recorded his calls, used his likeness, and turned his discarded personal items into props to mock him for profit at a comedy event called “Dabblecon 2” in Rochester, New York. The lawsuit only added more fuel to the spectacle.[27][28][29]In February 2026, Melendez headlined at Rodney’s Comedy Club and, upon spotting radio personality Anthony Cumia in the room, read Cumia's public arrest record. The crowd turned openly hostile, and finally ended the stunt when an audience member physically took the papers out of his hands.[30]
He's just Puerto Rican. Meet enough of them and you'll understand. Bottom-feeding parasites, and by that time mean ass-fucking faggots, just to be clear.
>>220574189>In February 2026, Melendez headlined at Rodney’s Comedy Club and, upon spotting radio personality Anthony Cumia in the room, read Cumia's public arrest record. The crowd turned openly hostile, and finally ended the stunt when an audience member physically took the papers out of his hands.[30]LOL
>>220574189that second one about Anthony Cumia sounds pretty based til the crowd threw a hissy fit
>Big Pecker too manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqxvBzNblik
.>>220574224>He's just Puerto Rican.John is a walking argument against race-mixing.
>>220573592goofing on Gary is mostly ironic because people actually respect him because he's an excellent producer and the perfect person to be Howard's "2nd"
I just read his career page, the prank call on Trump during his presidency sounds like a pretty top tier comedian move
>>220574751>the prank call on Trump during his presidency sounds like a pretty top tier comedian moveDid you hear it? He choked and nothing happened during the call.
>>220574189Cumia still beloved.
wikipedia says he was on Lenos show til it ended and then was a writer on the following show, when was he "let go"
>>220573544Shame is a weird thing, maybe its because im old, but seeing this isnt the worst thing to me.Obviously i would never be wearing that myself, but if a colleague of mine did that or pictures like that were circling around, i would just think>man what a goofballand go on with life, maybe occasionally we would joke or banter a bit but it wouldnt be a big dealPic unrelated
>>220574878John was demoted over and over as soon as he joined the tonight show when they found out he had no talent until it disbanded and his divorce court records proved that.
For me, it's the OJ Simpson trial.
>>220574539I may be mistaken and not remembering things right, but Gary's abuse went way beyond goofing and many times ventured into deep seated personal attacks against his family and him as a man, it wasn't just they installed an animatronic puppet of him on the show and hooked it up to his phone/mic in his officeI'm guessing from the replies I've gotten those episodes have been removed entirely or heavily censored by now
>>220575203>Gary's abuse went way beyond goofing and many times ventured into deep seated personal attacks against his family and him as a manI'd still rather be Gary than John, who is a broke fraud.
>>220575203It was pretty spot on.
>does your son queef in your facehe literally never recovered from this
>>220575311I just wish Rocco had used Tookie to say that instead of himself. Would have gone way more viral.
>>220575236>who is a broke fraud.and shits himself on stream for two dollar superchats lol
>>220574850>Cumia still beloved.John can't believe that he's hated way more than Cumia lol.
https://youtu.be/GSPCs8GUYNE
>>220573544No it's that guy from jackass
What makes someone a lolcow?
>>220575855you can milk them for lols
>>220575855when they are a neverending source of lolz
>>220575203he always understood what was good for the show and was willing to take it, sometimes it seemed cruel or things got heated but if there was anything he truly had a problem with he had the authority to handle it off air and Howard would back him 100% no matter whathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFH2lRZfQLE
>>220573592Gary is friends with Lino Rulli
>>220576015I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18jLWjrmzPY
>>220573910>All of Gary's abuse was broadcast to a national radio audience with tens of millions of listeners daily for decadesSo was Stuttering John, except he was paid slave wages, publicly fired, then more abuse was broadcast to a national television audience as well.
The announcer for Conan in new york was funny and a team player. Joel. His bit with the asian male prostitutes was always a laugh.
>>220576317Did John ever have a puppet made of himself, doesn't even come closeI can only think of a couple times Howard actually seemed to get mad at John, when Howard went after Gary a lot of times you actually felt bad for him The abuse would actually make your skin crawl
>>220573592Gary is a piece of shit that Howard was right to shit on whenever he fucked up, and he got off lucky considering all the money he made and now his kids are coasting off his fame
>>220576468John was the puppet, he was the one who actually got sent out on the street to represent stern and get abused by the general public as a result.
>>220576468the abuse was directly proportional to his value on the show that's why it was funny it's the same as poking at Robin or Fred because he was there at the beginning. All the wackpack stuff is gross and bordering on vile desu, but it was a different time
