Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.
but were YOU there?
>>220575188Lets just agree nobody was there and make up shit slop for money
>>220574918>>220575188>>220575212>not trusting the planthere is so obviously some secret huge plot twist about aliens or some shit
>>220575244plot twist: it's a shitty movie within a shitty movie
>>220574918>Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.I was there Gandalf. I was there, 3000 years ago
I was actually there, spiritually.
>>220574918I astrally projected there and it looked JUST like that
>>220574918does someone have the AI gif of this?
I know it's a pipe dream but I hope this movie loses money somehow.
>>220574918I've channeled all my VRIL and unlocked my aryan ancestral memories by opening my third eye (getting blackout drunk) and doing deep subconcious meditation in Hyperborea (taking shrooms under a bridge). I was basically right there with them when my proto-germanic ancestors raided gr**k villages, stole all their cattle and defiled their women (funnily enough they got more butthurt over the cattle than the women). Shit was SO cash.Lemme tell you, as someone that was actually there, if anything this nolanslop is a fucking compliment compared to how gay and retarded the actual gr**ks were. They actually looked WAY dumber irl with their lame colors and feathers and shit. Fucking betas
>>220574918This is a little dull even for Doland. Surprisingly shitty looking.
>>220575188fpbp
