>BRING THE BOTTLE BACK
>GIMME BACK MY SON
I'm pretty sure giving a minor alcohol is pretty darn illegal. Hank's whole job as a DEA agent is to enforce those laws.
>>220575880This is why I don't drink spirits. I can nurse 24pack of beer but even half q bottle of vodka makes me aggressive
>>220575923the context matters. One shot or one beer is ok as a celebratory thing. Also he wanted to handle Walt’s incel meltie without booking him
>bring Theo Biddle backWhat did A$AP Shredder do to Theo?
>>220575923That's the ATF not DEA. And there are exemptions, my religion requires us to drink alcohol even as children (I don't remember when, maybe 8 years old?) to celebrate Shabbat.
>>220575932Alcohol doesn't taste nice, it tastes weird. I've had beer, wine, cider, vodka flavoured soda, alcohol tastes like how I imagine mouldy bread to taste like, I don't get the appeal
>>220576059Well I never felt like it tasted like moldy bread
>>220576055Your "religion" is a false and evil cult that muilates children's genitals. Please stop being Jewish.Yahweh had also been proven by archaeological evidence to be a Canaanite storm god which the Jews stole as the god of their cult.
>>220576059it's an acquired taste, lol
>>220576085can you not fall for obvious b8 plz
>>220576059The appeal isn't the taste.
i was drinking 2 bottles of red wine every day for like 4 years, but i've been sober for about 4 months now. i think the craziest part is my head looks like it is a half the size it used to be, its pretty funny. i must have been insanely bloated.
>>220576085>Yahweh had also been proven by archaeological evidence to be a Canaanite storm god which the Jews stole as the god of their cult.Source?
>>220575880Walter, it's Monday. It's time to stop, buddy
>>220576059Maybe you just haven't found something you like? Seagram's Escapes (or any wine cooler) are basically soda, baijiu is horrific (between grass flavor and kerosene), Jameson tastes like bitter burned wood and calvados tastes like sweet apples. It varies drastically even within brand, I hate the blue bottle of Bombay sapphire gin because it tastes like medicine yet the clear bottle is wonderful. You'll find something you like eventually. Maybe start with the sweeter drinks? Spiced rum, Canadian whiskey, brandy. You can trust me, I'm an alcoholic.
>>220576059Pussy also smells and taste weird, bet you don't get neither?
>>220575880Reminder: Walt did nothing wrong here
>>220575880>>220575893>PUT ZE CANDLE BACK!
>>220576059Shocking that people like different tastes
>>220575932I drank same amount of beer trying to substitute for vodka one day. It was boring as shit so yea, back to the voddy and soda
>>220575880This was such a badass scene, i felt chills in my spleen
>>220576160Clean pussy tastes like nothing. It's like the juice of a fresh tomato - slightly sticky but little taste or smell.
>>220576137
>>220576059The appeal is you get drunk and feel good for a bit with no anxiety, no fears. If you don't like the taste of liquor, you use a chaser to take the taste away instantly
>>220576186He was acting like one
>>220576174I switched to tall cans from vodka after punishing my liver for a few years lol
>>220576215the rest of you people moved on to using chud quite a while ago, you're behind the times
>>220576154bombay sapphire is the worst gin i've had, granted i've only had a few, but it ruined a couple martinis. maybe it's like the cilantro gene
>>220576059maybe as an alcoholic I'm prjecting but I think the whole song and dance around nice tasting liquors or wine is just an excuse to get sloshed. like people do elaborate wine tastings but don't really do the same for orange juice or whatever
>>220576085>>220576111>baitYou're posting on a television and film board, you don't think we Jews are posting here? Who do you think tries to defend the star wars prequels?
>>220576258>people do elaborate wine tastings but don't really do the same for orange juice or whateverI think it's a class thing, or portraying an image of being "high class"
>This is the thread?!
>>220576269Anon, I love jews. Can you get me a job in Hollywood
>>220576269Please stop being Jewish, leave the cult
What do these taste like exactly? I've seen them in foreigner fag in Japan content quite a bit raving about them
>>220576278I recently actually watched the movie and it's kinda weird, maybe I'm too much of a brainlet and need everything spelled out too literally but it seemed more of a glorification of being an alcoholic than showing it in a negative light
>>220576298Except you were wrong so I’m gonna keep saying it
>>220576283Would if I could. Sadly I only have control over interest rates.>>220576299I'm much less Jewish than I used to be, due to the difficulty of the lifestyle (can't drive/use electricity on Shabbat/no phones, can't work a normal job, can't eat at goyish restaurants, etc). Hope that counts for something.
>>220576329The experiment worked, then they altered it and it went overboard. As gay as I hate it, moderation works if you want it to.
>>220576329>everything is either white or blackYou're right in your assessment about yourself being a brainlet.
>>220576366Genuine question because whenever I look it up I get mixed results but can a non-Jew actually convert or is there some sort of caveat to it like they’ll always be seen as the goyim of the group? I’m not looking to but it’s interesting that it’s the only ethno-religion
>>220576390rude!I didn't say everything is either black or white, the thing is that the positives seemed to outweigh the negatives even when one of the friends basically killed himself. or some really fucked up things like one of the friends getting a student to drink so he isn't nervous during a test never had consequences
>>220576269lmao based joo
>>220575880>BRING THE BOTTLE BACK, JACK
>>220576469>NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, CORNPOP. YOU’RE A BAD DUDE FOR TAKING MY BOTTLE
>>220576369It will inevitably get out of hand on a weekend or day off and fuck up. Longest I functionally was drunk 24/7 was 4 months. Didn't vomit once but there's rules. Gotta stick to strict every day routine. 3 meals a day is key. If you skip 1, your stomach is fucked and the vomiting begins
>>220576416Yes to both questions. You can convert, you'll just take a few classes at a Shul/synagogue. Will only take a few weeks (or months, depending on how strict). If you look on google maps for local synagogues you'll probably find one with adult classes for free. Don't worry if you have tattoos or anything, they won't care. It's probably very easy in a Reform synagogue (they're basically LGBT atheists not actual Jews), and don't bother with Orthodox (too strict). Just go with Conservative. Jewish and right-wing without being assholes. Unfortunately your caveat is true, you will probably be seen as the goy of the group but not in a disrespectful way, if anything they'll be happy to have a new fren. It's like if you're a white guy and marry a Thai or Chinese girl, even if you get their citizenship nobody will see you as a local, you'll always be a farang/laowai to them.
>>220576513i'm not abbout to go rewatch it, but was it for every day? i might be imagining it's just for days you work
>>220576429Life marches on, you take the good with the bad, you take the bad with the good. I don't know if the movie implied or showed that the good that came with drinking outweighed all the bad things. I think you're just thinking that because it ends with Mads dancing joyfully in spite of everything that happened. Have you seen Zorba the Greek? I won't spoil it for you but if you watched it, look at the ending of Druk the same wayWeird that the part about the kid getting drunk is what unsettled you though.
>>220576626>STOP SAYING WALT HAD AN INCEL MELTIE NOOOOOWIncel RAGE on display
>>220576655incelesque post desu senpai
>>220575923It's not actually illegal to give your own children alcohol in your own house basically anywhere in the modern world.
>>220576324They're basically just vodka mixed with fruit juice and soda water. The appeal is that they don't taste as strong as they are and the cans cost about $1 - $1.50 depending on the size.
>>220575923Not the solution to family drama at a party
>>220576258>I think the whole song and dance around nice tasting liquors or wine is just an excuse to get sloshed.definitely not completely. There are delicious mid and topshelf liquors, and some quite nice beers. Expensive scotch and cognac are very good. I like imported pilsners and Marzens as well. Lots of alcohol isn't very good and isn't trying to be though.
>>220576059Explaining this is like trying to explain to someone the appeal of art house movies when all they watch is capeshit. I know it sounds dismissive, which it is, but it's not something you can explain. You won't get it by tasting some nice whiskey, same way you won't get art house by sitting through a meditation of life type of a movie. The more you try to experience and understand it might get you there, or at least close to understanding the appeal of those things. There is a reason why parents try to take their kids to museums and the like. They hope they will make you more intelligent, make you appreciate the finer things.
>>220576571Every day. You can get withdrawal if you stop suddenly
>>220576429i dont think it's about being positive or negative, it more shows the relationship and culture many scandis have with alcohol
>>220576048His name was Apesack S. H. Raider, moron.
>>220576048May be related to the Le'Matt character from season 1 who was somehow involved with Tuco
>>220576059Snorting cocaine is kinda messy and there's a bitter drip in your mouth for 20 minutes or so and sometimes your sinuses will hurt the next day. Never got the appeal?
>>220576258Might as well get drunk with 100% ethanol then. The taste is definitely a big factor for most people.
>>220576258>don't really do the same for orange juicepeople buy different priced orange juices as well. there wouldn't be tastings because there is no point to it. the differences are limited and it is affordable to try as many as you want
>>220575880I stopped watching after Walter did 9/11 2. Sorry, but that's just retarded.
>>220578686>Walter did 9/11 2You didnt watch at all zoombrain
>>220576059try a liqueur
>>220575923You are allowed to serve your children alchohol in your own house.
>>220575923Hell, in Wisconsin a guardian can buy a drink in public and hand it over to their minor and say DRINK UP JONNY.
>>220576160Salty coins and milk
>>220576269Were you born a jew? Both parents jewish or just mom?
