Making it to hotd s3 edition
>>220578000How long is it until s3, I could google it but some cunt here knows
>>220578124Literally a monthLike, 23 of June
>>220578176Nice, thanks. I expect it to be shit but I like to complain about such things as they happen to feel like I belong
Let's get this over with
>>220578304Imagine trying to explain all of this to someone
How hard did they fuck up that GGM disowned the show? Think Rhae and Allice formed a powercouple and stopped the evil mens war?
>>220578508>Think Rhae and Allice formed a powercouple and stopped the evil mens war?Not that far from that happenedThey failed to stop the evil mens war, but they are indeed trying
>>220578304mario naharis really needs to come back
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>220578869The rains of Castamere is actually so kino even as a concept, Martin can make a very cool world when he actually decides to sti down and write it
>Cut much of the direwolves relevance and magic>Cut lady Stoneheart>Cut Euron's creepy magic side>Cut much of the three eyed raven creepyness>Cut Rhaegar being enthralled by prophecyWhy did dnd hate magic in so fucking much and why did they adapt a fantasy show if they dislike fantasy
>>220578987>Why did dnd hate magic in so fucking much
>>220578897Rains of Castamere make no sense. It should have been an end to Tywin and maybe even house Lannister.
>>220579025As if mothers and nfl players wouldn't watch shit with magic lolThey are so retarded its not even funny
>>220578000TAOOBA!
>>220578304kek
cock status?
>>220579552I forgot he and Larys just bailed at the end of season 2. I guess I should rewatch but I don’t know how I’ll make it through all the bullshit parts
>>220579582Personally when I don't feel like rewatching a whole show I watch a reaction series
>>220579026Why?
>>220579552Rod Report: Roasted
How long is HotD supposed to air?
>Only good part of hotdoodoo is Daemon enchanting Vermithor with some blood magic song chant like some bloodmage>nothing about magic ever afterhttps://youtu.be/yrElaGLsa9c
>>220580455>nothing about magic ever afterNigga whatDid you even watch Harrenhal, which everyone complains about? Alys is basically confirmed to be a witch and Haelena can telephatically connect to other people
>>220580480I meant related to the dragons.
>>220579552will we get Aegon watching people fuck his sisterwife scenes?
>>220578508Alicent in general is completely fucked as a character, to the detriment of the whole story
>>220580893Alicent was salvageable until the very last scene of episode 8, which is so monumentally dumb and character ruining you cannot come back from it
>>220580065>son of the lord (not even a lord) goes and genocides two powerful noble families just after his father reconciled with themWe are to believe that other lords in Westerlands didn't band together and demand justice.
>>220580801that would be kino for the message
>>220579552If that happened he would be dead and also in the book he plans to remarry after killing Rhaenyra.Aegon cock trvthers rise up.
>>220580893Even then Olivia Cooke mogs the andromorphous woman they have for Rhaenyra
didnt even notice that season 3 will be out next monthcant wait to shitpost again
>>220582201Aerys himself would've probably seen it some kind of affront to him by Tywin cause he acted without his father's permission.Instead fatman leads us to believe he was impressed and that's why he made him his hand a year after that.
>>220582312you could land Vhagar on her giant forehead
>>220582201House Reyne rebelled, openly, with soldiers, when demanded to pay taxes.Sure, they surrendered, but Tywin was within his right to kill them. You could argue the women and children was unlawful, but who would dare question it after such a strong show of force? And why would the king back them when Tywin was dealing with unlawful rebels?
>>220582266You can live without a cock, y'know?
Why is Book Sansa such a bitch? She could have easily given the Imp a couple of kids, moved back to Winterfell, and ruled the North in Tyrion's name slowly formenting revolt amongst the northmen.
>>220582576Read aWoIaF again, they reconciled and Tytos forgave them.
>>220582589Not if your cock 'burst open like a sausage' that would mean death of bloodloss/infection. Besides if he got hit with dragonfire like that other, nearby organs would be destroyed too.
>>220578508He should've started screeching the nanosecond they made the two characters equal in age. That's a massive red flag that the producers are about to force upon them some friendship/romantic connection, while the point was they were cunts to one another from Day 1.
>>220582621Bitches don't like manlets
>>220582759awoiaf>For the most part, the realm celebrated this union. Rhaenyra, secure in her place as heir, welcomed her father's new bride, for they had long known one another at court.She only started to hate Alicent and her children after spending time with the prince of the shitty.
Why did the Blackfyres hate the Dornish so much?
Sex with Dornish Women!
>Good morning ser Aenon.>How may your king be of service?
>teaches your kids some Dornish
>>220578000I'm excited. It'll be entertaining regardless of how shit it's going to be
>>220582852If you want to post whores just post them, without the pretense of being asoiaf related
>>220582838typical blackwood behavior
>>220582715Yeah probably, but frankly, you are overthinking this, while producers didn't
>>220582859>Your grace, the women of the realm snicker behind my back, they call me half man, yet I am no dwarf, I am merely 5'6>All I ask of you is to declare one of them to owe me sex. One that is not too used, if possible, your grace.
>>220583044>All I ask of you is to declare one of them to owe me sex.There is one named Rhaeny->One that is not too used, if possible, your grace.Nvm.
Pick ONE
>>220583091Sansa, I don't care about the rape
>>220583091Ok
>>220583204Imagine choosing to mingle your bloodline with the Freys
>>220583204Did their marriage survive the frey genocide?
>>220583223D&D kinda forgot about Edmure's lawful (in eyes of both Gods and men) marriage and firstborn son.
>>220583267Uncle......Please sit
>>220583217Imagine not doing it>>220583223Jaime made sure of it after he makes Edmure order the Blackfish to open the gates. He takes Edmure back to Casterly Rock along with her and the baby.
>>220583405>book canonI'm talking about the showThe Freys are alive in the books (for now) (not all of them, thanks to lord manderly and lady stoneheart)
>>220583453Jaime does the same thing in the show except for taking them to Casterly Rock.
>>220583453>>book canon>I'm talking about the showThe show is shit.
Removing fAegon completely destroys VarysLike, what is he trying to do in the show, it can't be to help Daenerys since he sends assassins to her
>>220578000egg is icsh
hsci si gge
>>220583995*smiles at you icsh-ly*
Why did they remove the Tysha reveal
>>220579025>NFL playersIs that what we're calling them now?
>>220586222Kings Landing americans
>>220585671me on the left
Take heart, precious Beesbury. I will handle the Kingsguard.
>>220586688beesbury hot beesbury coldbeesbury in the potnine days old
>>220586455i want to fugg him please let me fugg him please
>>220586688>smash cut to Beesburial
I dont care for HOTD at all
>>220585671>their savage valyrian ritesthe same ones aemond does?
>>220587089Nope, what Aemond does is show respect to his ancestors who unified the kingdoms.
>>220587237>Nope, what Aemond does is show respect to his ancestors who unified the kingdoms.*Disses the King in High Valyrian*
>>220587084Got is only good in half of its seasons, and dunk has plenty of time to commit self rape
>>220578000What is going to happen with season 3. Season 2 was pretty good but that last scene where Alicent went to see Rhaenyra was catastrophic. If they cant stop themselves from doing that its going to kill everything.
>>220580893They were both doing good until that last scene. Rhaenyra had to watch her son panicing and accept that popping out a bunch of bastards had consequences. Instead of growing as a character she reverted to high school.
>>220587237kek
>>220579256THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>220583091Ramsay's murderous bint
>>220578304You forgot poppa bear
>>220588319I still don't understand that one
GAWDS WHAT A STEWPID THREAD
>>220578304all of these suck
>>220578304I've been away, what's the icsh one?
>>220582847because they kept beating house targaryen
Stannis is king
>>220589494Based
>>220589494how did grrm write the best king candidate without even intending to?
>>220589494>Kills brother>Kills loyal advisors>Kills banner men >Kills daughter>Wife Kills herself>Lose your fleet and army at blackwater>Lose half of your army to 20 good men>Lead the rest of your army to a slaughter >Dies
>>220589916Rhollorfags, why did we put our trust into a literal demon???
>>220589494Indians hate him so much for some reason.
Why doesn't Daemon just dual wield Vermithor and Caraxes, dude just put one leg on each dragon and fly like that.
I hope they do a Dorne plot for S2.
>>220590295S2 of what?
>>220590326DUNC and Meg.
>>220590344imagine the A M W F
>>220590295Ok Mr. Bloodraven.
>>220582847>>220582852why did Daeron II marry a Dornish woman?
>>220590498Have you SEEN Dornish women?
>>220590498daeron couldn't beat the dornish
>>220590498Get 50.000 men killed trying to conquer dunes or get desert pussy instead, really hard question.Only those try hard cunt marcher lords were spiteful enough of Dorne to join Bitterseethe, Dumbaeon and Fireball in their rebellion.Eventually even marcher lords surrendered to Dorne pussy, like Beric Dondarrion who's betrothed to Ashara Dayne's sister.
>>220590754>Bitterseethe, Dumbaeon and Fireball>Fireball
So Varys is bald because he's really a Blackfyre?
>>220591321This was debunked.
>>220591343rebunked
>>220591464
I got to meet kit harington and lena headey on saturday and they were very nice :3
objective
>>220591723Did you pat Kit on the head?
>>220591757No but he really is a lil fella
>uhhh yeah, George, prophecy is like, kinda gay, what is this Harry Potter? Ya we’re not gonna pay any of that shit off, sorry. Jon kills night king? Cmoooooon George is that the best you got? BOOOORING!!! Let’s make it Arya. No one will expect that. Ugh I knowwww I knowww dany is very popular and means a lot to women everywhere but like…remember the red wedding? THATS what it’s all about, subversion, danys gotta go manFucking C H A D S D&d > GRRM
>>220592242I like to think they got shitcanned from their dream Star Wars project because of the GoT finale backlash and not because Kennedy can't run a studio.
>>220591321I recall this dwarf having a singer killed for songs he didn't like.
>>220592242This but unironically
>>220590644Daeron I could
>>220592242>what is this Harry Potter?This one time this girl wanted me to proofread her HP/ASOIAF crossover fic and I can't remember it very well. Tell me, /got/headsHow well would an HP wizard do in the world of ASOIAF?
poppa bear?
>>220592870Very well. HP wizards casually do things the ASOIAF magically inclined characters can mostly only dream of. Though they can't bring people back to life, so maybe they don't have an edge in every single respect.
This is what Dornish women look like.
>>220591737where the FUCK is doreah
>>220594109Gross!
>>220578000>game of thrones thread>not a single dragon posted
>>220589961Stannis doesn't worship demonic tree hive-mind though.
>>220585671Me on the left>their dead bastardKek.>>220586455He was so cute when he was smiling at Jaehaerys.
>>220594501I HATE dragons!!!
Every episode needs to have a dragon.
>>220595317but they're not dragons they're wyverns
>>220586222NfFL players could be here
>>220594501
>>220594501I, for one, don't care for dragons.
>>220595328they are dragons. wyverns are a different thing on planetos. they don't breathe fire
>Half of modern cast must be non-white>Every beloved superhero is whiteCapeshit is incorruptible
>>220583902luke is icsh
>>220592328>I like to think they got shitcanned from their dream Star Wars project because of the GoT finale backlashAnon, this is exactly what happened. They were supposed to direct an entire trilogy.
>>220596052>>I like to think they got shitcanned from their dream Star Wars project because of the GoT finale backlash>Anon, this is exactly what happened. They were supposed to direct an entire trilogy.Indeed, Disney didn't care about the horrendous writing for GoT (the Star Wars sequels were equally horrendous) it was the fan backlash and the show being instantly forgotten, that got Dumb & Dumber dropped.
>>220578304You forgot my wife
>>220596019>icshWhat does it mean?
....semoc eH
>>220582312True Rhaenyra looks like a troon
>>220597116!on ,on ,oN
>>220592848nah he died and lost lol
Drakari pykirosTikummo jemirosYn lantyz bartossaSaelot saedis
>>220579552>to shreds you say...
>>220598102the sneed is strong
>>220597568>looks likeAnon, I...
>>220592328>>220596052>>220596200No, Netflix gave them a $200 million overall deal so they walked. But your head anon revenge fantasy is really cute
