In the same vein as 300 etc. What happened to us? Will we ever be that based again?
Looks exactly like gigachad in armor.This board is full of cowards.
Christopher Nolan's last good movie was Inception. Fuck that balding English manlet.
>>220578058It's not that the design is bad.The problem is that Nolan is doing his shtick again where he tries to be serious but it comes off campy or even idiotic.If he leaned more into the shlock of it then we'd have some kino on our hands.Instead he's again just gonna shit out a ponderous movie where everyone is going to act constipated and everything will look dull as fuck.Not only that but Matt Damon is legitimately the last person I want to see in this kind of material.
Dude the right is just becoming the new woke retards. They're really fucking annoying latelyNotice how no one complaining about this movie has even brought up the 6 minute prologue that was actually pretty fucking good.
>>220578234Oh shit bro it's really fucking good? That means the movie is gonna be really fucking good too. You just restored my faith in Nolan and this movie. Fuck yeah!
>>220578058They made Helen of Troy an ugly ass nigger and put a dyke tranny as Achilles. The whole thing is retarded don't act like anything is based you lying faggot.
not this shit again
>>220578058300 was carried by how unhinged it was.This is made by Nolan so you just know it will be boring shit.
>>220578058It’s because we didn’t have to pretend like trannies and black women had power back then, because they didn’t, that isn’t badass it’s fucking dumb
>>220578058This particular shot does look great. Nolan captures the larger than life feel of the character
>>220578248Like none of you fags are even are looking at this from a filmmaking perspective You don't go to nolan movies because of the fucking costume and cast dude.You go for the direction
>>220578058how can bro see? the mask is way too big. he looks like batman
>>220578393holy bait
Do you understand why it's not in the same vein as 300?
>>220578403You guys argue like faggotty, redditors, then everything's i've been arguing all weekend.I don't get paid.I'm not indian, you know.I'm not bating people.And yet, all you guys have the same flimsy arguments, why do I argue all weekend? Because it's fun and I need a distraction for my problems
It looks campy and highly stylized which is totally okay, but the rest of the movies seems to want a grounded gritty realistic tone and these two things don't mesh well
>>220578426>throws more chum into the waters
>>220578058>in the same vein as 300lol. was this board always that retarded?
>>220578459I gotta hear your garbage if i'm on this board.So you gotta hear my garbage
>helen of detroit >based on woke translation by a woman>tranny page>niggers
>>220578104I liked interstellar, it's a movie for fathers
>>220578426tits or gtfo>>220578629nah togtfo scrolling out of a shit thread is a thing
we grew up. I'm 30 years of old and I just don't care anymore about naked muscular men fighting in slow motion
>>220578058>In the same vein as 300 etcsnyder wouldn't have cast a downie looking retard like safdie
>>220578722Butler's career, whatever happened there...
>>220578058Isn't that Benny Safdie in there?I think a bloke with a thicker neck could've pulled off the look
>>220578058300 unironically looks better than this shit
>>220578722Agamemnon isnt supposed tp be cool tho Benny plays a good unlikable characters
>>220578744What are you talking about? He's constantly in some action movie, he just found a niche and kept with it like Statham
>>220578744https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_Butler_filmographyStill going, at least one film a year since the 00s.
Cool bro still not watching it though
>>220578058This would work if the movie was more of dumb hyper stylish action movie like 300. Instead Nolan is trying to make 'art' so it fails.
>>220578058its the shit costumesits >>220578722 safdie, its matt damon its the whole cast being shit, maybe except for pattinsonits them using words like lets goo and daddyits the blacksNolan is autistic as fuck and has crawled up his own assholehe cant into emotions and real feeling so its gonna be a shitty wooden plastic story
>>220578058There was a time when woke didn't exist and we used to get good movies every now and then
>>220578655It's a bad movieAnd the father processes his daughter's old age and death in 10 seconds in that "movie for fathers"
>>220578234
>>220578384>Nolan captures the larger than life feel of the characterThat's the opposite of what he does.
>>220578722Agamemnon played by a jewish retardEvery casting choice in this movie is a humiliation ritual to feed the culture war
>>220578058this guy will be killed by lupita nyongo
>>220578320This. The trailer is asking me to take it absolutely seriously while at the same time showing me batman agamemnon and tom holland talking about his ""dad"".
>>220578114The design is fucking retarded
>>220578234>the 6 minute prologue that was actually pretty fucking good.No it wasn't
>>220578384It looks like a mongoloid in plastic armor, which is what it is
>>220578058No there wasn’t you delusional retard
>>220578058It looks like temu plastic >>220578104
/tv/ be like>this painting sucks because it doesn't respect the source material
>>220578104Interstellar and Oppenheimer are both a lot better than Inception.Inception has terrible "rules" and world building, and fails in that regard in a lot of the ways that, say, The Matrix succeeds. It was overhyped and overly praised at the time as being deeper than it really is, or having something to say which it really doesn't, and has not aged well
>>220578104if you really think about it, none of his movies were any good
>>220579775>I said it's not good therefore it's badGarbage critic
>>220580133Nolan wishes he could make something like thatalso yes, the subject depicted sucks, even if the paining is good
>>220580186Interstellar has literally no rules and worlbuilding, and oppenheimer is just shitty overdramatic biopic.Inception mogs both.And Matrix (1st one only, the rest doesn't exist) was a masterpiece then, is a masterpiece now
>>220580364>he said while furiously typing "Nolan good because Nolan good"
>>220580133it wasn't a horse. it was a phoenician boat that they happened to call ἵππος. homer has laughed hard in his grave for millenia
>>220578058kill yourself,you retard moron cuck loser
>>220578058"I'm Batman"
>>220578058We saw it in Star Wars already. >>220578095Fuck you, Nolan. No one's buying the hype.
>>220578320>300 was carried by how unhinged it was.Not really. Snyder figured out how to use digital on green screen to basically recreate a comic that is nothing but splash panels, page for page with a story that has been a historical favorite since forever because the spartans knew how to market their hype.
>>220580990Interstellar has plenty of rules and worldbuilding, and all of it makes far more sense than>I'm going to join someone else's dream by plugging something into... my wrist
>>220578058> /tv/ would've agreed called thiswe're just gonna let this go, huh?
>>220578058Let me know when Snyder hired niggers and trannies in 300
>>220581173Lmao, the opposite is true>space and time and technology all work like magic and shit, but that ok because muh love
>>220578058chudcels are creatively bankrupt losers, you will never see a chud make a successful movie or game (even if you show them countless examples of successful media made by a single individual)the whole incel identity/subculture comes down to seething online at individuals who got ahead in life, once you look at it through this lens everything starts to make senseevery normal well-adjusted person is going to watch Odyssey at their local cinema on release day while chudcels will be here seething about people having funthe most low test dicklet closeted gay community of the web, apply the same principle to gta6 and pretty much everything that's actually cool and is worth looking forward to
>>220578058It's a shame that the Achaemenids failed to rid posterity of their accursed influence.
>>220578058It looks cool. I don't give a single shit if its historically accurate or not.
>>220581327They don't all work like magic. If they did, Mann could have docked without blowing up. And so on
>>220581801>It looks coolIt doesn't though
>>220580186Interstellar was absolute nonsense masquerading at hard science. Oppenheimer was jewish propaganda shamelessly ripping off The Tree of Life.
>>220578058The whiners are mostly weirdos on the fringe
>>220578058/tv/ has grown up since then. We've moved past capeshit now.
>>220578058Eh armor and shot
>>220581866Something can be speculative without being absolute nonsense. It doesn't masquerade as hard science, there's obviously no hard science which acts like it knows how to maybe send messages back in time and create a chain of events which from our perspective is paradoxical
>>220581037why would the Trojans bring a boat inside the city walls?
>>220582405>>220581037also Poseidon is associated to horses so it makes sense a tribute to him would be the statue of a horse
>>220578058The armor design is cool. But his justification for it as "historical" is retarded given that black has historically been considered unlucky and shameful to wear in Greek and Roman cultures which is why the spastic Cato the Younger wore it as part of his "Stoic" LARP.
If you dismiss the casting and adaptation as just a movie or entertainment... you are a cuck and a bitch. A nigger lover. Simple as.
>when the gay ass Tumblr roguelite game is a better adaptation of Greek mythos than whatever the fuck this hack Nolan could conceive in his shitty mind
>>220578058>In the same vein as 300only 14 year olds call 300 "badass"
>>220583208nah, it's pretty universally badass
>>220578058>/tv/ would've agreedsure, buddy
>>220578655Interstellar filters misanthropes. It's his last truly good movie.
>>220578058No. Do you not know how /tv/ was made? We were flooding /b/ with television and movies so moot was forced to make this board. You think /b/-tards wouldn't shit on this one from the get go?
>>220581749Yeah and the theater will be a ghost town on release day because those tickets were purchased by a promotion company, not real people.
>>220578234>Dude the right is just becoming the new woke retards. They're really fucking annoying lately>>Notice how no one complaining about this movie has even brought up the 6 minute prologue that was actually pretty fucking good.
It's gonna flop because everything about it looks visually bad, not because of the woke shit.This armor looks especially terrible, look at the edges with that little gold highlight or whatever it is.It looks like shitty ghetto furniture/chair legs that a black person would have in his house in the 90s.It looks trashy.
>>220578104>he thinks inception was good even back then we made fun of it
>>220578058>here's that plastic black armor you ordered
>>220578058300 was retarded. Snyder couldn't be bothered to even try to show the Spartans fight in true hoplite formation but immediately had them break formation and do these ridiculous matrix style slow motion dance move fights instead. You instantly lost the argument when you invoke trash like 300, shill.>>220578622My thoughts exactly lmao
>>220580186>>220581866Interstellar is just a love story in space. That's it.
>>220582951shame you had to post off-model garbage instead of the actual troonslop from the kike game
>>220578393>You don't go to nolan movies because of the fucking costume and cast dude.You go for the directionI go for the scale
The bizarre thing about the Trojan Horse implies that gifts from the gods were so well known back then that the Trojans were inclined to believe this big wooden horse was one. The Greeks must have had their best carpenters on the case to create such a Trojan Horse.
>>220578058>us>we>goyim>300>badassNah, you don't seem to get it. "We" A.K.A. humans with souls stuck in this mental shithole because of borderline functional autism, didn't "like" 300. 300 was a spectacle of cringe. It was a funeral pyre of Western culture. Up until 300 it was generally understood that you weren't supposed to make movies so bad, and if you did you had the common decency to feel ashamed and understand that you're a dogshit hack.But with 300, both the industry and the public stopped pretending. Yeah, most people are in fact subhuman pigcattle who guzzle up mindless slop. It was time to stop pretending to have standards. It's no surprise that this coincided with the zenith of reality television. Everybody gave up, and culture just blasted down the toilet into the gutter where it now decays. The people left here 30+ somethings, grew up in the pre-shameless slop era, where you were supposed to keep sandards. You were supposed to aspire to standards in learning, behaviour, manners and even hobbies.Hobby history nerds, and basically every history faculty at every university, made sport out of shitting on 300, but also noting the tiny bits of historical accuracy (e.g. the little boys playing the flute before the marching troops). But in conclusion, it was never hip or cool. It was a spectacle clown disaster, that felt very uncomfortable, because the subliminal message was, that the masses are worthless enough to directly projectile shit in their faces, without basic human decency. Because the masses are tired and helpless, and don't have the luxury of, political power, purchasing power, and free time to bash Snyder's stupid head in.So we get clownworld garbage, that you can only hate and shit on helplessly, because "market forces" are a lie. Nothing will deter this. Nothing will change this. The overall cultural product is to communicate to you in no uncertain terms, that the only thing you are getting is absolute garbage, forever.
>>220578058Bravo Nolan.Helmet looks great.>>220584610
